Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2006 I need this blurb to open the show, or even before the theme: COLE Fans, our night hasn't even officially begun yet, and already we have huge news for you. This past weekend, on Sunday to be exact, we gained a new addition to the OAOAST family. COACH WE SIGNED LESNAR! I KNEW IT! EAT A DICK, VINNY MAC! COLE ...eat a...will you stop! I'm talking about the baby! COACH Oh...OH! COLE That's right folks, on Sunday, Zack Malibu's girlfriend Candie gave birth to their first child, a baby girl they've named Jenna Nicole Malibu. COACH That's a hot name. COLE ... COACH Sorry. COLE Silly remarks from Coachman aside, we wish Zack and Candie and their newborn daughter all the best in the world. We know that Zack has flown back to Japan to resume his commitment to HI-YAH, but as a special treat, later tonight, the world will get their first look at little Jenna, as we talk to Candie for the first time since she revealed to us she was pregnant! COACH That had to put some sunlight in Zack's days, especially these days with Bruce Blank breathing down his neck. COLE No doubt about it. When we heard from Zack last week, he told The Wildcards that he wasn't going to back out on his HI-YAH commitments, but if they felt inclined to go after him in Japan, he'd be waiting for them. From what I've gathered, The Wildcards haven't shown up for their house show booking earlier in the week, nor have we seen them here tonight. It's entirely possible they've taken a plane to the Land of the Rising Sun to take Zack up on his offer! COACH I hope not...the man's got a family now...he might need to tone down the bravado! COLE I don't know if THAT will ever happen...but nonetheless, we'll talk more about Zack later on when Candie joins us live via satellite to introduce their baby girl to the world! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2006 COLE We are back on HeldDOWN~!, and folks, you're about to meet a very special young lady for the very first time. Live from the Malibu residence in Tampa, FL, we'd like to introduce you to little Jenna Malibu. *A split screen comes up, showing Cole and Coach live in the arena, and a closeup of the sleeping baby in her mother's arms. The camera pulls back, and the crowd pops at the sight of Candie, the first time we've seen her since she became pregnant.* COLE Candie, it's great to see you once again, and congratulations to you and Zack on becoming parents for the first time! CANDIE Thank you, Michael. And thank you to all the fans who sent cards for us, and for the baby. It really means a lot to Zack and I, and that's why we wanted to share Jenna with the world. COLE We understand Zack flew back as soon as he got word that you were going into labor, and made it back to the States just as the baby was delivered? CANDIE Yeah she...she held on, hahaha. She put up a fight, just like her father she wouldn't give up, but now she's here and she's...she's beautiful. COLE Well it's great to see you home healthy and happy, and... *KEEE-RASH~!* CANDIE What the... COLE Candie, is everything okay? CANDIE I'm not sure what's going on, Michael. Something must have fallen, or...or... As Candie, baby Jenna in her arms, stands up from her seat, she's frozen in shock. The camera pans over, and standing their, snickering, is BRUCE BLANK, inside Zack Malibu's home. BLANK Howdy, ma'am. The screen becomes shaky, because now the cameraman is being accosted by whom one can only guess is Bloodshed and Todd Cortez, Blank's Wildcard cohorts. Candie is beginning to cry, as her boyfriend's arch rivals have just invaded their home, and cornered her and her baby! CANDIE Get...GET OUT OF HERE NOW! HELP ME! HELP Mmmfffff! Blank reaches out and puts a hand over Candie's mouth, muffling her cry for help. He then leans in close, as Cortez works the camera, and Bloodshed stands back, peering over at Candie. BLANK Listen to me, girlie. Now, we didn't come here for nothin'...too evil, we'll say, and leave it at that. We're just here to spread the word...get the message out. Your man, last week, called me out. That courage o' his is outta control! He called me out, and he said that he had nothin' to lose...now see, I might be a bit of a country boy, but it don't mean I ain't got nothin' up top. I knew he was bluffin', because lookin' in front of me right now, I see somethin' mighy precious to him...somethin' I'm sure he wouldn't wanna lose. Candie, crying and sobbing, has Bruce's hand pulled off her mouth. He then looks down at little Jenna, making sure her pink blanket is covering her as she sleeps in her mother's arms, oblivious to all this. BLANK You sure are a sweet lil' thing...I bet your daddy can't wait to see you grow up...and he will, if he's not stupid. When daddy gets home, you tell him Uncle Brucey was here, and he just stopped in to say hi. I'll leave ya'll be, it looks like you've had a rough night. Get some sleep. Tell ol' Zack I'll see him when he gets back from Japan. Candie slowly sits back into her chair, cradling the baby safely, as Blank steps back, and motions for Bloodshed to exit. Cortez props the camera down before he exits, and while it obscures the view of Candie and baby Jenna, Candie's cries are heard loud and clear, before the scene fades to black. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
