Tony149 0 Report post Posted July 31, 2006 Finally got around to writing it. [img=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/krisfront.jpg] MONEY MANOR, the compound that houses playboy billionaire THEODORE MONEYMAKER, a ruggedly handsome heir known for his signature white smoking jacket and partying ways. Inside the grand and spacious mansion, which include indoor and outdoor pools, tennis and basketball courts, Theodore lounges near the living room fireplace on his recliner... * PUFF * * PUFF * * PUFF * * WHEW * ...enjoying a PIPE and the lastest edition of the WALL STREET JOURNAL. [img=http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/Bios/dibiase.jpg] [b][color=#009900]THEODORE MONEYMAKER[/color] [color=#996633]Adventurer/Entrepreneur[/color][/b] THEODORE (removes pipe) Oh, hello. Allow me to introduce myself. I am money. Theodore Moneymaker, to be percise. The Billion Dollar Heir. I, at the ripe old age of 23, have more money than you ever will in your lifetime or children and grandchildren's lifetime combined. As the second largest shareholder in TSM, I didn't request this time to tell you something you already know. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I've cut deals with some of the biggest names in business -- Donald Trump, Richard Branson, Bill Gates, to name just a few -- but it's the lastest deal that is my biggest yet. If you follow any of the entertainment news programs that bombard the television airwaves, you've probably heard the rumors. And yes, they are true. I have officially signed with the One & Only Anglesault Thread. You may recall I made a brief trip to the ring last year to join my cousin Tony Brannigan and Dan Black in a bid to land the World 6-Man Tag Team Championship. Unfortunately, as is the risk in any business transaction, plans fell through because my partners weren't quite as committed to the project like I had been led to believe. As the old saying goes, "If you want something done right, do it yourself." And so I will when I make my triumphant return to the ring in due time. I've spent the last few months traveling the world and the seven seas training diligently, going over files on various OAOAST superstars. In terms of goals, all you need to know is...no matter the price, no matter who I have to go through...Money talks. Bullshit walks. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [i]You break the laws You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Moneytalk Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Moneytalk Moneytalks Moneytalks B.S. Walks Moneytalks[/i] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
