Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2006 (edited) Completely different from what I originally wrote. Next week's vignette should be better. I hope. LOL! The night sky illuminated by the moon, a LIMO pulls up in front of a trendy nightspot. Mouths drop as none other than newest OAOAST superstar THEODORE MONEYMAKER exits the limo with a bevy of BEAUTIES in toll. Two sets of twins to be exact. Blonde and brunette. They walk up to the front door, laughing in the faces of those who have to wait in line to get in. BOUNCER Yo, Teddy! Baring an striking resemblance to former pro wrestler and WCW World Heavyweight Champion Ron Simmons, the bouncer warmly greets Theodore and company. Suddenly, a hand waving a $5 bill appears between the bouncer and Theodore. The bouncer swats it away. BOUNCER Take yo' Monopoly money elsewhere, fool. Serious inquiries only. THEODORE Still trying to short-change you, huh, Christopher? You know what the funny thing is? 5 bucks is worth a helluva lot to that guy. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: CHRISTOPHER THE BOUNCER Chump change to a man like yourself. Go on in and enjoy yourselves, ladies and gentleman. Your room is ready. THEODORE Excellent. (pulls out a wad of $100 bills) One, two, three, four, five. Here you go, Chris. I could use a good man like you to watch my back when I step inside the squared circle. Make sure nobody touches the ride. Come on, ladies. CHRISTOPHER THE BOUNCER (to everyone outside) Anybody here who touches that limo is gonna have my hand touch their heart when I punch a whole through their damn chest, ya hear?! * STYLISH CLIP * To those unaccustomed to the party atmosphere associated with clubbing, the loud techno music and flashing lasers would have you running out the front door in a split-second, but not Theodore. The booze (and drugs?) flowing freely, Theodore and the beauties are escorted to their private V.I.P. room. It's anything but private once they enter the room. A 20-something young couple are smooching on the leather loveseat. BLONDE TWIN #1 (gasp) There's.... BLONDE TWIN #2 ...someone... BRUNETTE TWIN #1 ...already... BRUNETTE TWIN #2 ...here. The couple quickly fix themselves up. Buttoning their t-shirt, blouse, etc. Nearby are carts with leftover lobster and chilled champagne. THEODORE Yes, ladies. They're my special guests. Quadruple your pleasure, quadruple your headache. BLONDE & BRUNETTE TWINS Aw, I thought we were your special guests, Teddy? THEODORE You are, my bevy of beauties. But tonight is a very special night for these two lovebirds, John and Jane Mark. It's their first wedding anniversary. The couple go up to Theodore and graciously shake his hand. JOHN Mr. Moneymaker, sir... THEODORE Please, call me Theodore. JOHN Theodore, I sure like to thank you for allowing us to celebrate our anniversary in your V.I.P. room. I'm not sure if you know this or not, but we met in this club two years ago. THEODORE Oh, is that right? Icing on the cake then. JANE I'd like to second what my husband said, Theodore. You've been so wonderful to us. It's ashame the media paints you as a money-hungry, womanizing, party animal. THEODORE Well, you know how the media is. But thank you for the kind words. I appreciate it. Say, why don't you go and have some fun out on the dance floor? What's your song? JANE (laughs; blushing) Don't say it, John. It's embarrassing. JOHN But it's our song, honey. Britney Spears' "I'm A Slave For You." THEODORE I sorta digged her myself before she got all fat. The girl is poppin' babies out like hotcakes. I tell you what. You go tell the DJ Theodore Moneymaker said to play your song. Now go have yourselves some fun! JOHN & JANE Thank you, Theodore. The couple exit, giggling. Theodore breaks out his super slick cellphone to make a call. * BEEP * BEEP * BEEP * BEEP * BEEP * BEEP * BEEP * THEODORE Theodore. They're on their way to the dance floor now. Charge them for the dinner and the use of my V.I.P. room. After much thought, they just couldn't accept the charity. Yep, that's right. Fifteen hundred dollars. :D Call ends. BLONDE TWIN #1 That.... BLONDE TWIN #2 ...is... BRUNETTE TWIN #1 ...so... BRUNETTE TWIN #2 ...mean. BLONDE TWIN #1 And.... BLONDE TWIN #2 ...such... BRUNETTE TWIN #1 ...a... BRUNETTE TWIN #2 ...turn-on. The ladies thrown Theodore down on the loveseat and begin to kiss him all over the face, neck and chest. By the time the segment ends Theodore is shirtless. THEODORE Isn't life wonderful? (ponders) Only if you're the Billion Dollar Heir. And you're not! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [i]You break the laws You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Moneytalk Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Moneytalk Moneytalks Moneytalks B.S. Walks Moneytalks[/i] Edited August 9, 2006 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
