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HD: Match announcement

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JOSH
Josh Matthews backstage with a very special guest, who has a big announcement for next week's show!  Norfolk, please welcome to HeldDOWN~! at this time, RICK MORANIS!

*Crowd cheers, as Moranis walks on to the screen and shakes Josh's hand.*

MORANIS
You're gonna love this one, folks!  Next week, right here on OAOAST HeldDOWN~!, we're going to hold a 20-man Lethal Rumble match!

*crowd cheers*

MORANIS
But this isn't your average Rumble match, oh no.  We're going to speed it up a notch.  And you all know what that means...

*crowd pops as Moranis puts a large black helmet on.*

MORANIS
For the first time in OAOAST history, HeldDOWN~! will be going into...[color=red][b]LUDICROUS SPEED~![/color][/b]

*big pop*

MORANIS
That's right, the first ever [color=red][b]LUDICROUS SPEED~![/color][/b] Lethal Rumble match.  A new participant every 60 seconds.  The winner will receive a contract for a shot at the OAOAST World champion, to use whenever they want.  And it all happens on HeldDOWN~!  Call your cable provider, blah blah blah.

*Moranis takes a sip of coffee, and his eyes get big and his cheeks puff out.  Josh smacks him on the back, causing him to spit the coffee on the camera and his mask to drop down.*

MORANIS
HOT!  TOOOOOOO HOT!

*Cut back to Sofa Central.*

COLE
What a huge announcement, Coach!

COACH
The only way next week could be any bigger, is if Gravedale High was released on DVD!

COLE
...something like that.

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