Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2006 (edited) COLE A little over a week away from the hottest event of the summer returning to pay-per-view, Angleslam. COACH (giddy) Tell 'em, Mikey. Tell 'em. COLE Calm down, Coach. I'm getting to it. Just confirmed during our last segment, in addition to the World Heavyweight Title being on the line so will the World Tag Team Title, as Black T look to become the first 4-time tag team champions in OAOAST history as they challenge the Heavenly Rockers! I'm sure that's raising a few eyebrows around the wrestling world. COACH How so? COLE Questions have been raised about Dan Black's loyalty to the OAOAST. Need I remind you about the comments made by Logan Mann last week? His comments have opened up a lot of eyes. We'll be hearing from Black T later on in the program. COACH (chuckles) This is gonna be easier than Axel thought. The OAOAST loses the biggest match in company history and the guys are starting to turn on each other. Beautiful. COLE Speaking of turn, there's a long-running soap opera by the name of "As the World Turns." And many would say that's the best way to describe the relationship of Logan Mann and Holly-Wood -- a soap opera. By now you have heard or read about the incident... COACH ...dubbed "The Incident". COLE (CONT'D) ...that took place at the wedding of Lolly. Here with more on the situation, the man who broke the story..."Mean" Gene Okerlund. The camera pans from Sofa Central to the INTERVIEW STAGE~! There, Gene in his Sunday best. GENE Thank you very much, Michael. Big night of action scheduled for Angleslam, and a big night it was supposed to be on August 5th for Logan Mann and Holly-Wood. Their dream wedding turned into a night of hell thanks to the Sooner Bruisers. As I reported last week, footage of the incident was captured on home video by the camera crew on hand to film the event for an upcoming television special on celebrity weddings. Due to the magnitude of the situation, OAOAST officials and producers came to terms over the weekend to allow a portion of "The Incident" to be shown tonight. At the conclusion of the video I will speak live via phone to one-half of the World tag team champions, Heavenly Rockers band member Synth for an update. Right now, let's view the footage. "VIVA, LAS VEGAS! VIVA, LAS VEGAS!" An ELVIS IMPERSONATOR presides over the ceremony held inside a cramp Las Vegas chapel in front of close family and friends. (Hey, it's their wedding. Not all of them are fairy tales, you know.) Synth serving as best man. Logan's leather tuxedo about to become the rage after the airing of this segment. Synth rocks out to the heavy metal version of "Here Comes The Bride" that accompanies Holly down the aisle, headbanging and playing air guitar. We already know this is an untraditional wedding, so it's no surprise Holly's dressed in a white tank top and blue jeans! The only traditional part of her attire is the vail. Logan can't contain himself any longer, tears trickling down his face at the sight of his lovely bride. Stylish clip to the Elvis impersonator gyrating as he performs his duty. Lolly emotional as they exchange vows -- which we never hear (wait for the TV special on Lifetime or whatever network it'll air) -- and rings, including OAOAST tag title belts! ELVIS IMPERSONATOR By the power vested in me by the State of Las Vegas by way of becomeaministeronline.com, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride and leave her all shook up. Unh! Logan lifts Holly's vail and gives her the wildest, wettiest kiss to a standing ovation. Showered with rice are the newly married couple as they exit to the Heavenly Rockers theme music, hopping inside the Saints & Sinners tour bus to be driven off to the wedding reception. "JUST MARRIED...AND CONSUMMATING THE MARRIAGE RIGHT NOW IN THE BACK!" [b]Later that evening...[/b] Lolly celebrate their wedding...in a NIGHTCLUB?! Omen, perhaps? DJ Ladies and gents, make some noise for Mr. and Mrs. Logan Usher Mann! "Heart-Shaped Box" cues up for the second time. The newlyweds enter the room to another rousing ovation, thanking people on their way to the DJ booth. * STYLISH CLIP * LOGAN On behalf of the Mann family... HOLLY Which [i]I[/i] wear the pants in. Overwhelming support from the ladies on that one. LOGAN You may wear the pants in the family, but I bring home the bacon, if you catch my dick-- I mean drift. Likewise for the men, hooting and hollering over that line. Lolly snuggle together and kiss. LOGAN We wanna thank you for coming out to share this special night with us, truly the greatest in our lives. Gotta send some love to my boy, Synth. That crazy mother has been there through thick and thin, even if he was stoned for most of it. But most importantly, I gotta thank my beautiful bride...Holly. We've been through a lot together -- and I stress [i]together[/i]. Without you I don't know if the Heavenly Rockers would've made it as far as we did, all the way to the top. I thank you and love you, my earth angel. :wub: :wub: LOGAN Now let's trash the place! "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Synth heads straight for the booze! Lolly and their guests, however, prefer the dance floor. Fast-forward to the good stuff. "The Incident" that spawned from... A WATERMELON EATING CONTEST!! Kids (the guests had to bring the youngin's) vs. Adults. 5 on 5. Logan, Holly and a liqored up Synth 3 of the 5 on the adult side. Synth barely able to stand as his and all the other contestants hands are tied behind their backs. 3... 2... 1... * CRRRRRRACK! * Having infiltrated the reception, the SOONER BRUISERS strike. "The Man of Tomorrow" Frank Frankensteiner shatters a WOODEN CHAIR across the back of Logan Mann, while "The Pyscho Gremlin" takes care of Synth on the other side. Frank stuffs Logan's face insultingly into the watermelon, putting the badmouth on him. The attack occured so fast it left those in the room too stunned to do a thing, leaving the Heavenly Rockers at the mercy of the Sooner Bruisers since their hands are tied behind their backs. One brave soul steps forward, the wife of Logan Mann -- Holly-Wood. Holly jumps on the massive back of the Man of Tomorrow, only to be thrown off like a cowboy on a bucking bronco. FRANK Here's your man now. (kisses Holly; shoves her down) Congratulations, bitch! By the way, Heavenly Rockers, didn't anybody tell you never to leave your keys in the car? Somebody just might break in and steal something...like your World tag team titles. The Sooner Bruisers remove their shirts to show the tag belts wrapped around their waists. Flustered, Holly stands by her Mann, cradling his neck. * TAPE ENDS * GENE Mm. Sickening. As promised, we have Synth on the line. Synth, are you there? SYNTH What's hippy-hoppin' Norfolk? "YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" SYNTH The Synthmeister speakin'. Ready to bring the funk via the magic of telephone, Genie. GENE The fans in the arena and at home have just seen what you experienced live as it unfolded. Share with us if you would your thoughts about the incident at Lolly's wedding. SYNTH Well, Genie, you summed it up best when you said their dream wedding turned into a night of hell. It was a night they had been lookin' forward to. You know, Ah just got off the phone with my main Mann and he's one pissed off brother. The Sooner Bruisers might've put a damper on their perfect night, but not their spirit. Currently, Logan and the missus are performing a spring symphony on their honeymoon, if ya know what Ah mean. They'll be back in time for our title defense at the 'Slam against Black T. The Synthmeister feels sorry for them fellas, because the Heavenly Rockers are gonna take their frustrations out of them. After we be done doing what we's gonna be doin' at Angleslam, the farmer's sons are next. And with that, Ah am O-U-T. You cheap bastards are footing me with the bill over here. Cold, man. Cold. * CLICK * GENE Comments straight from one-half of the World tag team champions. Synth, we thank you very much. He says the Heavenly Rockers will be ready for Angleslam, then they'll turn their attention to the Sooner Bruisers. I can't wait for that one. More HeldDOWN~! still to come live on TSM. Don't you dare go away. Edited August 17, 2006 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
