HD: Tyler vs. O'Hara

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[b][COLOR=red]ANGLESLAM[/COLOR] [COLOR=orange]2006[/COLOR][/b]
Wrestlers On A Plane~!...and then, later, in the ring
10 Days Left! 


COLE
Welcome back to HeldDOWN~! and yes, we are indeed just ten days away from AngleSlam 2006! 

JAX
Almost Christmas!

COLE
Indeed. Last week, in the midst of one of the craziest, most out of control HeldDOWN~!s in OAOAST history, we saw The Hooligans lay an unprovoked three on two beatdown on D*LUX. The upshot of it is this next match which pits "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant against one third of those Hooligans, Jamie O'Hara. But this all stems from O'Hara's 6-Man Tag Team Championship partners The Global Party Exchange, who join me now, and what is in my estimation gentlemen a chip on your shoulders.

STATIC
Chip on our shoulder, huh? There ain't nothin' on our shoulders, we brush it off daily.

JAX
What does that mean?

STATIC
Eh, I dunno, J-OH said it to me last week and I figured it sounded cute. Point is, there ain't no chips on our shoulders Mickey Cole.

COLE
Well how else do you explain this sudden and unprovoked targetting of the HI-YAH Tag Team Champions? All because you feel they've 'stolen' your personas?

STATIC
[i]Former[/i] personas.

JAX
Ain't it 'personi'?

STATIC
Whatever. Listen, these kids wanna impersonate us and bring up crap we buried years back and we've moved on from. Soon as they walked onto our radar, we figured we oughta put those punks in their place. See, it's all about respect. Image is everything to us, 'specially in this business.

JAX
I guess we should be honoured. But we ain't. How'd you like it somebody came out here rippin' on your act every week Cole?

STATIC
Todd. Grisham.

COLE
(under breath)
He's half the man I am.


"JUST ONE ON ONE
THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY!
JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT!

JUST ONE ON ONE
THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY!
JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT!"

Love it or hate it, A1's "First To Believe" cues up and sends Norfolk boyband bananas as the entrance doors are parted by the vibrant manageress of D*LUX, Jade Rodez. Not so vibrant tonight however, as she leads out her team, decked in orange denim but in a less than sunny mood. Ripping off his jacket and throwing it to the floor, Tyler storms down the aisle, with Shayne in tow and Jade trying to keep pace.

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Jade Rodez and "Showtime" Shayne Brave. He hails from Auburn Hills, Michigan... weighing two hundred, nine pounds. One half of the HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions... "TREMENDOUS" TYYYLLEEEERR... BBBRRRRRYYYYYAAAAAAANNTT!!!!

"YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Sliding into the ring, Tyler heads right across to the side of the ring nearest the announce table and point the finger at Static and Jax, which prompts The GPX to stand.

COLE
Come on guys, we don't need any trouble out here.

STATIC
I agree Mitchell. We just came to comment on our bro's match, these punks need to ease it up on the hostility here.

D*LUX continue to yell down at The GPX about last week's beatdown, even as the vulgar beats of Cassidy's "I'm A Hustla" hit in the background to bring out the third of three Hooligans. Emerging onto the stage, Jamie O'Hara pays little attention to the ring as he jaws away to the fans, to the camera, to the bigman upstairs, to anyone who may be within earshot.

BUFFER
And the opponent, from Birmingham England. Weighing in at one hundred and seventy pounds... he is one third of the OAOAST 6-Man Tag Team Champions of the World... "THE BIRMINGHAM BAD BOY"... JJAAAAAMMIIIIEEE... O'HHHAAAAAAAARRRRRAAAAAAAAA!!!!

JAX
Now, here's a playa that doesn't rip anyone off!

COLE
That's a little debata...

STATIC
A true original! No gimmick stealing there!

Making his slow and brash way to the ring, O'Hara unstraps his 6-Man Tag Title belt and thrusts it in the faces of some anti-Hooliganers who are brandishing a "GPX RIPPED OFF N'SYNC" sign. After a good twenty seconds of trash-talk, O'Hara then makes his way around the ring and exchanges high-fives with his Hooligan bretheren over at Sofa Central. The GPX go off mic briefly as they fire their tag partner up, Jamie leaving his 6-Man Title in their reliable hands before climbing to the ring apron and vaulting over the top into the ring to a smattering of applause and some audible boos.

COLE
So we've got HI-YAH Tag Champion versus Six Man Tag Champion one on one. Two tag team specialists, although I'd say O'Hara has the edge in singles experience. We've seen Tyler in just one singles match before in the OAOAST, against Ned Blanchard.


*DINGDINGDING!*

O'Hara warms up in the corner as Shayne and Jade leave the ring, keeping a careful eye on The GPX as they position themselves across the ring. Coming out of his corner, Tyler still seems a little pre-occupied with The GPX at ringside but he shakes it off as O'Hara shoves him in the back and encourages him to "Come 'an 'ave a go!" if he thinks he's hard enough.


*SLAP!*

And evidently, Tyler does, as he slaps the young punk in the face!

"OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

COLE
Oooh! I think Tyler just played O'Hara's punk card!

STATIC
No way! Nobody plays The Hooligans' punk cards! Make him pay J-OH, make him pay Hooligan style!

Reeling from the slap, O'Hara seems to accept that he deserved that and motions to calm the situation down. However, his calmness is all a set-up, as he lures Tyler in and swipes...


...slap, ducked...


*SLAP!*

...and Tyler slaps O'Hara for a second time!

"YOU GOT SERVED!"
"YOU GOT SERVED!"
"YOU GOT SERVED!"
"YOU GOT SERVED!"

Tired of being slapped around, the fuming O'Hara pops back to his feet and lunges with a forearm which rocks Tyler back a step. O'Hara throws another forearm, and a third, without much weight behind them due to his scrawny frame. But the combination is enough to daze Tyler, leaving his arm dangling to set-up an irish whip. A reversal puts pay to Jamie's plans as Tyler sends him off the ropes, catching him on the rebound with a hiptoss...but O'Hara spins through in mid-air and lands on his feet! Taking a moment to gain his footing, the slippy, flippy O'Hara stuns Tyler with a quick kick to the gut and gets his intended irish whip this time. Back bounces Tyler as O'Hara tumbles towards him with an attempted spinwheel kick. Tyler manages to come to a halt in mid-run though and catches O'Hara, dumping him backwards with a back suplex!

COLE
Oh! Right on the back of his head!

STATIC
That's okay Jamie, shake it off!

O'Hara does indeed try to shake it off as he pulls himself back to his feet. Waiting on him, Tyler measures the 6-Man Tag Champion and pops him with a right hand. A second. Three, four...DUCK! O'Hara avoids the fifth punch, tapping his temple as he wheels back around


....only to get caught with a clothesline that flips him inside out!

"OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Taking a chest bump, O'Hara bounces over onto his back and Tyler makes an immediate pin...


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Kickout.

Back to his feet, "Tremendous" Tyler waits on O'Hara and lands a right hand. O'Hara staggers back into the ropes and staggers right back, walking into a boot to the gut that doubles him over. It's Tyler who hits the ropes now, coming back with a swinging neckbreaker that leaves O'Hara flailing weakly on the canvas. Another cover made by Tyler...


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Kickout again.

Wisely, O'Hara now tries to roll out of the ring. Unfortunately for him though, Tyler isn't prepared to give his opponent any time to recoupperate and grabs hold of the trailing baggy tacksuit pants, dragging O'Hara back into the centre of the ring. Pulling SuperJay up by the hair, Tyler then points out to The GPX and tells them this is for them...

JAX
SPIKED PUNCH!


*SLAP!*

"WHOOOOOOOO!"

...and lands a knifedge chop!

STATIC
Wait, that was for me? He didn't steal my move. I'm shocked.

JAX
Yeah, but he kinda looked like me while he was doin' it, so it counts.

Another whip is set up by Tyler, but O'Hara spins through and lands a boot. Already O'Hara is looking a little woozy but he's nothing if not gutsy. Or maybe over-confident. Either way, O'Hara sets up for a vertical suplex on the boyband sensation. Placing his leg inside of his opponent's, Tyler is able to block the suplex attempt not once but twice, giving him time to find a better grip on O'Hara's tracksuit pants and take Jamie over with his own suplex...


...which Jamie flips out of! Landing on his feet, O'Hara rushes into the ropes behind him and soars forward...


*SLAP!*

"WHOOOOOOOO!"

...only to get chopped out of mid-air!!

STATIC
GAH!

COLE
O'Hara isn't fairing too well here guys. I think you might have lit a fire underneath Tyler Bryant with that attack last week because he's come out rocking tonight.

JAX
Come out rockin'? What, he's rippin' off the Heavenly Rockers now too?

O'Hara has finally had enough. And he tells everyone in earshot, in no uncertain terms, that he's had enough as he rolls from the ring jawing with no-one in particular and takes a rest on the apron. Being on the apron, he of course leaves himself within range of Tyler Bryant, as he rushes up behind O'Hara and lands a dropkick to the back, sending O'Hara lurching off the apron and to the floor! With a show of natural agility O'Hara manages to land on his feet on the arena floor, despite the pain in his back. But that does him little good, as when he turns around, Tyler is soaring through the air, launching over the top and wiping Jamie out with an impressive PLANCHA!!

"YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"

STATIC
C'mon J', that's your deal, don't let him do that to you!

"TY - LER!"
"TY - LER!"
"TY - LER!"
"TY - LER!"

The vocal majority, shrill and female voiced as they may be, give it up for Tyler as he pops back to his feet and exchanges high-fives with Shayne and Jade. Tyler then grabs O'Hara, dumping him back into the ring and heading back after him, via the top rope. Climbing the buckles, Tyler reaches the first floor as O'Hara climbs back up to his feet. O'Hara looks lost and does a full turn, before finding Tyler coming off the top...





...and he DUCKS the soaring crossbody, leaving Tyler to plummet into the canvas!!

"OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!"

STATIC
Point to your temple! Point to your temple!

Almost as if on cue, O'Hara taps the temple.

STATIC
YES! That means he's smart, see.

JAX
For sure. How else 'we supposed to know?

COLE
Well, that was a smart move by O'Hara, avoiding the dive from Tyler who went to the well once too often with the high-risk manoeuvres.

O'Hara quickly capitalises and lays in the stomps, a little wearily but still with something behind them. Rolling Tyler onto his back, O'Hara then tells the crowd to "watch this", as he springs up and tumbles through the air, landing across Tyler's chest with a STANDING SPIRAL TAP!!!

COLE
Unbelieveable!


O'HARA
YOU CAN'T [i]DO[/i] THAT, DAWG!

Obligatory badmouth laid on, O'Hara attempts the lateral press...


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...two count only!

COLE
O'Hara took far too long to follow up with the pinfall there.

The brash youngster takes the count up with referee Charles Robinson, who's adamant about the count. So O'Hara is forced to drag Tyler back up, grabbed hold of the orange denim jeans and pitching him over into the corner, sending him shoulder first into the top turnbuckle. O'Hara then pulls Tyler to face him, driving in a forearm to the face. Another forearm finds the mark before O'Hara loads up a whip, sending Tyler across the ring into the opposite corner. Full head of steam and in follows O'Hara, stepping up off the middle rope and slamming the knee into the side of the skull!

"OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Vaulting back off the rope, O'Hara encourages Tyler to stagger out and 'come get him some'. Tyler does stagger out, but he doesn't get him some...whatever that actually means...as O'Hara vaults up with a twist, wrapping the legs around the head with a headscissors and snaring The Tremendous One over with a victory roll style cradle...


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No!

STATIC
C'mon Robinson! Pick it up!

JAX
You know he's always had beef wi'J-OH.

COLE
Well back at School's Out 2005 they were on opposite sides of a tag team match, so you may have somewhat of a point.

STATIC
Nobody remembers that, shut up.

O'Hara looks to be getting a little frustrated with his former adversary and current referee, and takes his frustrations out on Jade Rodez, directing a less than warm comment her way which has the crowd in earshot reeling in shock. It also fires Shayne Brave into climbing up to the apron to take exception, distracting referee Robinson as O'Hara takes advantage by kneeling across Tyler Bryant's throat and attempting to choke the boybander out!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

COLE
Oh come on, what is this? This is totally illegal, totally immoral...

STATIC
It's street mentality, Cole! Fuck the rules, whatever means neccessary!

Eventually Shayne is convinced to return to the arena floor, where Jade tries to calm her man down. Meanwhile, that allows Robinson to resume his regular duties. And as he notices the choke, he skids across the ring and starts to lay the count on O'Hara.

"ONE!"
"TWO!"
"THREE!"
"FOU..."

J-OH breaks on four...

O'HARA
YO STEP OFF! I'LL LAY YOU OUT, YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME!

...but not without a little verbal abuse for the referee, of course.

"TY - LER!"
"TY - LER!"
"TY - LER!"
"TY - LER!"

O'Hara jaws with the crowd a little, but that only increases the volume of the pro-D*LUXer chants. Lucky then that O'Hara doesn't really care about fan support, as he brushes off the crowd and proceeds to haul Tyler back to his feet. A quick kick to the gut doubles Tyler over, O'Hara with some more jawjacking before setting and paying homagé to Street Fighter, with a backflip kick reminiscent of Guile...



...except, unless you suck at Street Fighter, Guile usually hits. O'Hara however doesn't as Tyler takes a step back and avoids the feet heading for his face! Backflipping through, O'Hara lands on his feet and aims for the head with a clothesline. But Tyler ducks the arm and as he's sweeping past he reaches up, snatches the head and drives O'Hara down with a Phantom Neckbreaker!!

"YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

Both men are down now as "Tremendous" Tyler looks to catch a breather after his Tremendous counter.

COLE
Tyler Bryant lands the desperation, tide-turning move and right now is about the time he'd usually be looking to get to his corner and tag out. But of course, this is a singles match, so Tyler has to ignore his natural tendancies and recover in the ring rather than in his corner after a tag.

The crowd clap along to show their support for Tyler, lead by Jade Rodez in the corner as she slams her fists into the ring apron.


"ONE!"

Robinson starts to lay a standing ten on the duo meanwhile, as neither shows any significant signs of life.


"TWO!"

JAX
C'mon J', suck it up and fight, man!


"THREE!"

STATIC
Don't worry, he's just resting is all.


"FOUR!"

Both men are stirring on four as rests have been taken. O'Hara is the first to begin clambering back up but is still feeling the effects of the neckbreaker as he cradles his neck, while Tyler seems to be in the better shape of the two. Referee Robinson calls off the count as Tyler reaches his feet, pulling O'Hara the rest of the way in and to his feet, rocking him with a forearm smash. O'Hara takes the strike and rocks on his heels, managing to keep his vertical base and return the favour with a forearm off his own.


*SLAP!*

"WHOOOOOOOO!"

In retaliation, Tyler fires off a knifedge...


*SLAP!*

"WHOOOOOOOO!"

...and a second, Jamie's wifebeater not giving him any protection what-so-ever from the strikes. Away stumbles the Hooligan as Tyler follows close...


*SLAP!*

"WHOOOOOOOO!"

...landing a third chop, to finally fell O'Hara.

TYLER
C'MOOONN!!

"YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"

COLE
There it is again, you two have really got Tyler fired up. And it's your running buddy that's paying the price right now!

STATIC
BOYBAND FIYAH~! Excuse me if I ain't concerned.

O'Hara stumbles back to his feet and hits reverse, looking for a reprieve as he backs up towards the corner. No reprieve is coming though as Tyler boots him in the gut and shoves him back into the turnbuckles. Again the choice of attack is the right hands, Tyler unleashing a flurry of them on the helpless O'Hara before lifting SuperJay up and setting him in a seated position on the top rope. Firing up the crowd, Tyler then follows O'Hara up and climbs to the top rope in front of The Birmingham Bad Boy, looking for a 'rana. In a desperate spot O'Hara has to find a way to fight out of this position and starts to clip at the knees of Tyler, looking to chop his footing away from him. The boybander tries tenaciously to keep his balance up top. But a firm double shove from O'Hara eventually sends Tyler off the ropes and crashing to the canvas below with a thud! Tyler rolls through somewhat but is still slow up to his feet as Jamie now climbs onto the top rope and sets himself for a dive. Up top, O'Hara calls for a flip...and delivers, soaring off the top with a shooting star...





...INTO A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE CHEST!!!

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

STATIC
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

O'Hara is propelled backwards by the force of the two feet in his chest, like being shot out of a cannon aimed directly at the turnbuckles behind him, which The Birmingham Bad Boy ends up clattering into!! O'Hara's head ends up whiplashing over the middle rope, while his ribs clattering into the bottom buckle. Even Jade, despite the fact her man has just got himself back into the match, is compelled to turn away in disgust, as the crash test dummy resembling O'Hara is dragged away from the turnbuckles and covered...


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3
-NOOOO!! ONLY TWO!!

"OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!"

COLE
Wow! How the hell did Jamie O'Hara kick out after that!?

STATIC
He's tough, that's how!

COLE
I get that, but O'Hara flipped right into a dropkick from six or seven feet in the air! And then he hit those turnbuckles so hard he almost become one himself!

STATIC
Don't matter none. My boy's tough, you can't kill him.

However he did it, O'Hara did roll his shoulder before three. Much as Tyler is pained to believe it. Looking as suprised as anyone in the arena, the HI-YAH Tag Team Champion drags O'Hara jelly legs and for that matter his jelly body back off the canvas, having to hold Jamie up by the hair. Scoop by Tyler...and a big slam. Figuring that'll be enough, Tyler makes another pin attempt...


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No!

STATIC
Come on man. You ain't gonna beat my man with a scoop slam, please!

Tyler seems at a loss for what to do, maybe wishing this were a tag match to bring some new ideas and a fresh body into the ring. That's not the case though, so Tyler drags O'Hara up once more and sends him off the ropes with an irish whip. With his body ravaged O'Hara barely makes it to the ropes, but they shoot him back regardless and he runs back into Tyler, who ducks the head and SNAPS O'Hara over with a Samoan Drop!! Leans back, making the cover...


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SHOULDER UP!!

COLE
Again, only two!

JAX
See, there's the difference. J-OH is real man, he's grown up in the rough neighbourhood, survived on the streets. He ain't manufactured like this greenhorn in the ring with him.

STATIC
Exactly. He's manufactured as a tag wrestler and when he has to live on his own, without what's been manufactured for him, he's lost in there.

COLE
I wouldn't say that, Tyler has got O'Hara in the position he's in on his own merits.

STATIC
But he ain't beat him.

Doing her job as manager Jade makes sure to encourage Tyler that everything's okay and not to get frustrated. And taking that on board, the Auburn Hills native stands back, allowing O'Hara time to pull himself back to his feet. As his opponent does just that, Tyler scoops O'Hara up...and over, as O'Hara finds something in reserve and floats over top. Landing behind the boybander, O'Hara grabs a waistlock, more out of desperation than anything else. An elbow from Tyler weakens Jamie up a little, as if it were needed. So O'Hara acts quickly, running Tyler into the ropes and snaring him over with an O'Conner roll...


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Tyler reaches up and reverses the momentum into his own roll-up...


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Kickout by O'Hara, who rolls back onto his knees and catches a chance to recover. That chance doesn't last for long however as Tyler wheels around and charges the Englishman, whipping his leg around...



...but O'Hara ducks the Shining Enziguri! Lunging from his knees, O'Hara is able to snare Tyler into an Oklahoma Roll...


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NO!

COLE
O'Hara is clearly struggling here, looking for flash roll-ups to try and snatch the victory.

JAX
You're so bias it's untrue...C'MON J-OH!!

Back up and Tyler lands another stinging right hand, dazing O'Hara and buying himself time to measure the next move. Front facelock on, Tyler looks to be setting up for a suplex. O'Hara peppers the kidneys with left hands however, managing to fight The Tremendous One off and look for a counter. Despite the aching ribs, O'Hara sets and frontflips over Tyler's back, keeping hold of the head as he goes and driving Tyler over with a neckbreaker!!

JAX
YEAH! There we go, who's strugglin' now bitch!?

COLE
...Standing Blockbuster. Impressive move.

STATIC
C'mon Cole, put my boy over a little wouldya? That too much to ask?

Remaining seated after the move, O'Hara is sucking wind and therefore he can't follow up, to the relief of Jade and Shayne on the floor as they pound the canvas to encourage Tyler to recover. 

How that's supposed to help exactly isn't clear, but the thought is there.

First to his feet is O'Hara, holding his ribs as he stalks around Tyler and fires off a kick to the head as he approaches his knees. Tyler shakes that off and tries again to clamber up. His reward- another kick. Still Tyler is climbing up though, so O'Hara takes a step back and fires off a basement dropkick across the ear, putting Tyler back down and this time Jamie is able to follow up with a pinfall...



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No!

No question about it now, O'Hara is frustrated. And he takes his frustration out with a blatant choke on Bryant.

"ONE!"
"TWO!"
"THREE!"
"FOUR!"
"FI..."

Breaking the choke, O'Hara swats referee Robinson out of his way and gets flippy again, with a STANDING SHOOTING STAR...





...INTO THE KNEES!!!

"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

JAX
Aw no!

O'Hara is bounced back up off of the knees and clutches at his ribs, as Tyler rolls back to his feet. Underhooking the arm, Tyler takes a hold around the thigh and lifts O'Hara up, bringing him down across a knee with a gutbuster!!

COLE
One Man Cowell Movement!

With O'Hara winded, Tyler shoots the half and cradles him up...



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NO!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

COLE
Oh, these fans thought that was it!

JAX
They don't know the J-OH, he ain't done, not by a longshot!

"That's enough" is the cry from Tyler as he backs into the corner, beckoning O'Hara to get to his feet as the crowd rise up behind him. It's not The Gore. It's not The Spear. It's not The Running Hug. It's the Merry Tyler Gore Show, perhaps the greatest pun in the history of the OAOAST and also a move that has finished many men off in the past. And as O'Hara drags his jaded way back up, Tyler comes barrelling out of the corner looking for the spear...



...but O'Hara has it scouted and leapfrogs over top, avoiding the soaring boybander!

JAX
SEE!

STATIC
Now slay him, slay him!

Skidding on his hands and knees to a halt, the bemused Tyler Bryant spins around and tries another charge. By this time though, Jamie is waiting on him and performs a seamless one and a half rotation in mid-air like some sort of Matrix-man, connecting with a Spinning Gamengiri to the face of The Tremendous One!

STATIC
That's how we do! That's. How. We. Do!

Cover made by O'Hara...


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KICKOUT!

"YYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!"

And this time, O'Hara really can't believe it.

COLE
Tremendous action here and tremendous resiliancy show by both of these cruiserweights.

JAX
X-Division.

STATIC
Oh yeah. That'd be a cool division if there was one.

Still favouring his ribs, O'Hara limps back to his feet and waits on Tyler. Boot to the gut from J-OH, looking for an irish whip to follow which isn't happening due to the weight disadvantage and the bad ribs. Tyler simply puts on the brakes and whips the other way, sending Jamie into the turnbuckles. From corner to corner Tyler now charges in after O'Hara...and meets a boot to the face! And a second boot connects, before O'Hara charges out of the corner, into a scoop and the traditional follow-up, the slam, right in position. Exiting the ring, Tyler slaps the top turnbuckle and indicates he's going up.

STATIC
Does that rope look loose to you JJ?

JAX
A lil'. Maybe we oughta take a closer look.

STATIC
For safety.

JAX
Yeah.

COLE
Hey wait a minute, where are you go...

Throwing down their headsets, The GPX are fooling no-one as they jog around ringside...AND GET CUT OFF BY SHAYNE BRAVE!

"YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

It's a pier-three brawl on the floor as Brave looks to fight The GPX off on the floor, gaining the attention of everyone. Including Tyler, who is perched up top and distracted by his tag team partner's predicament. However, O'Hara isn't quite so distracted, reaching up and YANKING Tyler off the ropes by his long, boyband hair, down HARD into the canvas!!

COLE
Damnit, the distraction costs Tyler Bryant.

Tyler ends up knocked stupid, allowing O'Hara to drag him around into position and head up top, with a clear signal.


6.

3.

0.


The climb up the ropes is slow and painful, but O'Hara perseveres and makes it up top. Balancing on the buckles, O'Hara then looks for some more flip-dippery, flipping through an always jaw-dropping six hundred and thirty degrees...




...AND LANDS RIGHT ACROSS TYLER'S STERNUM!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

COLE
AMAZING move, but damnit this isn't right!

Clutching his ribs, O'Hara lounges backwards and Robinson drags himself away from the brawl on the floor long enough to drop down and count the fall...



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3!!!!

*DINGDINGDING!*

Abruptly the brawl on the floor ends, with Brave fending off The GPX long enough to roll into the ring but not soon enough to save his partner from defeat. Static and Jax quickly drag O'Hara out of the ring, helping their wounded team-mate up the ramp as "I'm A Hustla" sounds out once more.

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of this contest... JAMIE... O'HHAAAAAARRAAAAAA!!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

COLE
Well, I'm not sure if you'd consider it a completely clean victory, but Jamie O'Hara scores the victory regardless. The GPX certainly played their part. And rather than earning a measure of revenge for last week, it's another night of frustration for D*LUX as The Hooligans again embarrass them on national T.V!