HD: Black T promo

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Make sure this goes on sometime after the Lolly wedding incident segment.

 

Once again atop the interview stage, Hall of Famer "Mean" Gene Okerlund. 

GENE
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the challengers in the upcoming World Tag Team Title bout at Angleslam...Dan Black and Tony Brannigan, the Trans-Atlantic Wrecking Crew...BLACK TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

CUE: "Quiet" by the Smashing Pumpkins

The best dressed superstars in the OAOAST emerge from the back, decked out in Armani suits and shades in the case of Dan Black. Rather than climb up the same steps as Tony Brannigan Dan walks to the other end of the interview stage and up the side used by Okerlund, giving those who wish to stir shit up ammunition. 

GENE
Gentlemen, a number of issues to touch on. 

TONY
Listen, old man, I have a pretty good idea what topic you want to start with, so let's get it out of the way right off the bat. The rumors you hear about Mr. Black are just that -- rumors. 

GENE
Referring to the comments made last week by Logan Mann? 

TONY
Exactly. Nothing more than a feeble attempt by the Heavenly Rockers to cause friction between the greatest tag team in OAOAST history, the team that will beat them in 10 days for our 4th tag team title reign at Angleslam. Judging from the video shown earlier in the night, the Heavenly Rockers won't be as mentally prepared as us. 

GENE
I'd venture to say that's a safe bet. While on the subject, your reaction to that gut-wrenching piece of footage?

DAN & TONY
...

GENE
We are live, gentlemen. 

DAN
Our silence indicates we possibly couldn't care any less than we already do. Let's discuss tonight's battle royal, shall we? Mr. Brannigan and myself have both entered for a chance to compete for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title, the one championship that has alluded me throughout my career. What's particularly interesting about the battle royal is, it's every man for himself. In all likelihood, considering our God given ability, it will come down to myself and Mr. Brannigan. Therefore, I'd like to publically state for the record...may the best man win. Mr. Brannigan. 

TONY
Mr. Black. 

Black T shake hands. 

GENE
Planting the seeds for the double-cross, eh, Dan? 

DAN
(astounded)
I beg your pardon?

GENE
I've seen it all in my 30-plus years in the sport. Deep down you must be jealous Tony Brannigan has worn the World Heavyweight Title. You've been nothing more than his sidekick the past year, hence your inactively in the ring. 

DAN
Because I've been nursing a sore hamstring for weeks, you stupid twit. And unlike your American football players, no hamstring injury keeps me from my sparring sessions, or practice for you simpletons at home and in the arena. 

GENE
Fair enough. Let me raise another concern leveled by Logan Mann, that being...

TONY
Concern? More like allegation. 

GENE (CONT'D)
...you're on the payroll of President Axel. 

DAN
If I wasn't the gentleman that I am I would slap the liver spots off your head. 

GENE
Hey, given all your pent up frustrations, I wouldn't blame you for joining the likes of Axel, Drek Stone and Hoff. 

DAN
Who are you, Gene Okerlund or Barbara Walters? Why must you keep pressing the issue? Didn't you hear what Mr. Brannigan said? They are rumors. Just rumors, Mr. Okerlund. Rubbish. Absolute rubbish! 

GENE
So you're saying you aren't on the take?

DAN
(gasps)
I won't even dignify that with a response.

Black storms off the stage in a fit of rage, aruging with fans on the way backstage. 

TONY
Oh-ho. I think you pissed him off, Gene, and you've awaken the fire inside Dan Black, Logan. You thought you had it bad at your wedding...heh...at least you got to keep your old lady, pal. Because when we get done with you at Angleslam we're takin' the belts home with us. Right after we get a court order demanding the Sooner Bruisers return the titles to their new owners, of course.

GENE
Your partner briefly touched on the battle royal later tonight, which you happen to be apart of. Your thoughts heading into that match?

TONY
Everybody who's anybody in this sport wanted in, but only a select few will have the opportunity. An opportunity I've been looking forward to for over a year. I never got my rematch for the World Heayweight Title, and considering who's in charge of the show now tonight may be my last good shot. Friend or foe, it doesn't matter. Tonight I'm leaving with a shot at the title in my han--OOF!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

The SOONER BRUISERS strike again, blasting Tony Brannigan from behind with the World tag team title belts they stole at Lolly's wedding! Frankie picks Tony up for big brother. BELTSHOT to the face courtesy of the Man of Tomorrow knocks Brannigan off the stage to the arena floor. 

"DAN!" 
"DAN!" 
"DAN!" 

Calls for Dan Black go unheard. Tony is [b][color=#FF0000]BUSTED OPEN[/color][/b] after being sent face-first into the guardrail, a pool of blood quickly forming around his head. 

"YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The Sooners back up when Dan Black returns weilding a STEEL CHAIR. His arrivial is soon followed by OAOAST officials, who stand between Black and the Sooners to keep the situation from escalating. Gene walks over to the Sooners, mic in hand like a good reporter.

GENE
Frank and Frankie Frankensteiner, what is the meaning of this?

FRANK
Who you callin' Frankensteiners, "Mean" Gene? Those names belong in the grave with the men we're name after.

GENE
(shocked)
How dare you say that about your father and grandfather!

FRANK
I so dare. You ain't mean. Hell, you ain't even lean. At your age and with all that sagging skin, they oughta call you Norma Gene. What you're looking at now, live and in living color, is an upgraded Sooner Bruisers team. "The Man of Tomorrow," Big Frank Bruiser, and his brother "The Pyscho Gremlin" Uber. 

GENE
Uber Bruiser?

BIG FRANK
Yeah. Wanna make somethin' out of it? Because my brother will make something out of you -- mince meat! 

GENE
Your actions here tonight and at Lolly's wedding is deplorable. How could you do such a thing? What have they done to you?

BIG FRANK
It's deja vu all over again. Years ago, a corba was given as a wedding gift to another first couple in professional wrestling. In 2006, another snake finds itself involved at the wedding of a famous wrestling couple -- the 25" anacondas of the Man of Tomorrow.

UBER
We're better than both of the teams me and my brother laid out. They're a disgrace to the sport of professional wrestling. They think they gotta wear fancy robes or have a laser light show to be successful. Why? Because the fat asses in the boardroom think that sells. Now that we got a real man in charge, President Axel, we're gonna see things down the right way. Fancy intros will be replaced by ass-kickin' men!

Uber, the Pyscho Gremlin, HOWLS~! 

Meanwhile, Tony Brannigan is carried off backstage by Dan Black and EMTs. 

BIG FRANK
You see, the balance of power in the tag team division has shifted. No longer will punk-ass bitches like the Heavenly Rockers or Black T rule. I saw Logan Mann bitching on TV a couple weeks ago, saying the guys playing dress up were the Sooner Bruisers. Bitch, please. There wouldn't be nothin' left of you if that were the case. We'd have beaten you so bad you the coroner couldn't idenifiy you. 

The Sooner Bruisers exit. 

GENE
A wild night it's been in Norfolk. The Sooner Bruisers are back, apparently their suspension lifted by new OAOAST President Adam "Axel" Webster, having done quite the number on Tony Brannigan. I don't know if he'll be able to go in the battle royal. It'll be nothing short of a miracle if he does. Wow. I don't know what to say. Let's go to commerical or the ring. I have no clue what's going on out here.