HD: Black T vs. Sooner Bruisers

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Edgar Winter's "Frankenstein" blasts over the loud speakers for the first time in months, the theme song of the tag team combination known as the Sooner Bruisers, who return to the ring following a lengthy suspension sporting the OAOAST tag team title belts they stole at the wedding of Logan Mann and Holly-Wood. Big Frank pauses to flex, French kissing the peak on his right bicep while baby brother circles around him, HOWLING~ to the sky. 

* DING DING DING * 

BUFFER
The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, at a total combine weight of 525 pounds...Big Frank and Uber Bruiser, the SOONER BRUUUUUUISERRRRRRRSSSSSS! 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 

COACH
It doesn't appear the 3 month lay off had any effect on the Sooner Bruisers, Mikey; they look great. 

COLE
You can tell they never missed a work out. And it'll be anything but a work out when they face arguably the greatest tag team in OAOAST history, Black T. 

COACH
Speaking of Black T, my sources tell me Dan Black wanted no part of this match but Tony Brannigan demanded it, going behind Dan's back and signing a contract for tonight. 

COLE
Everybody saw what the Sooners did to Tony last week. Of course he'd want a shot at them. 

COACH
But they're 3 days away from a World Tag Team Title match at Angleslam. If either one of them is injured going into Sunday night, they can kiss their 4th tag title reign good-bye because they won't beat the Heavenly Rockers at less then 100%. I bet that's what Dan is worried about. Too bad Brannigan is such a glory hog, such a prima donna that he can't wait until after Angleslam to fight the Sooner Bruisers. 

COLE
You have to wonder if there will even be any tag title to hand Black T if they do won. The Sooner Bruisers stole them from the Heavenly Rockers tour bus at Lolly's wedding. 

CUE: "Quiet" by the Smashing Pumpkins 

Much to the dismay of Coach, there are no signs of tension between Dan Black and Tony Brannigan. Black T confidently marching to the ring amist a mixed reaction, burning holes through the Sooner Bruisers. Big Frank and Uber are ready to go right now, but Dan and Tony first request that referee Nick Patrick dispatch the Sooners to a neutral corner so that they can enter peacefully. TRICKERY! Black T blind Frank and Uber with their robe and trenchcoat respectively, tossing them in the faces of The Sooner Bruisers! 

* DING DING DING * 

Tony Brannigan clotheslines both Sooners as the bell sounds, knocking Uber out on the apron. He instantly pounces on Big Frank, wildly swinging at the head of "The Man of Tomorrow" while the crowd reacts to every blow. Brannigan follows Frank into the ropes and drives the knee into the midsection, flipping Frank over. The Man of Tomorrow crawls to the ropes in hopes of catching a break but Tony doesn't let up, using his own robe to CHOKE Big Frank! Nick Patrick scolds Brannigan for blatantly violating the rules, his words falling on deaf ears. Tony attempts to open up a cut similar to the one he sustained last week by hammering Big Frank above the eye. So intent on busting Bruiser open, Tony is unaware of Uber and is popped in the face by a vicious Soonerline! 

COLE
Tag made by the Sooner Bruisers. After a rough start they are now in the driver's seat. 

Unfortunately for Tony Brannigan, there are no seat belts in the back. He's flung in the air courtesy of a T-bone suplex! The good news is, he lands near his corner and tags Dan! No hesitation whatsoever on the part of Dan Black... 

* CHOP * 

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 

...who bursts a vessel or two in the chest of Uber. The Psycho Gremlin stands tall, snarling as he massages his left pec. Uber and Dan exchange fire, forearm smashes to the chest and knife-edge chops respectively. 

COACH
I believe that's what you call a slobberknocker. 

COLE
Or smash mouth wrestling. 

Their chests beginning to resemble an item you'd find in the meat section in your local supermarket, Dan and Uber are like, screw this and lock up. But Dan's leg suddenly buckles. He shoves Uber away and hobbles to his corner holding his hamstring. Nick Patrick buys Black T sometime by ordering Uber to a neutral corner. 

COACH
I'm not the type of guy to say I told you so...but I told you so! 

COLE
It appears Dan Black may have tweaked that already sore hamstring. 

COACH
Tell it like it is, Mikey. He got hurt in a meaningless match, a match he didn't want to wrestle in the first place. What a friend Tony Brannigan is. Kiss the tag belts good-bye, fellas. There's always next year. 

Uber slingshots an unsuspecting and concerned Tony Brannigan inside the squared circle. Tony fights back from his knees, punching Uber in the gut to no effect. Brannigan rakes the eyes to bring the Psycho Gremlin's offensive assault to a halt, then rakes the face across the laces of his boot. With his opponent doubled over, Tony rams the knee upside the head and goes for the RUDE AWAKENING...but Uber fires him off to the ropes. Brannigan puts on the brakes when Uber sets for a backdrop, tucking the Psycho Gremlin's head between his thighs. 

COLE
Attitude Adjustment piledriver! He's going for it. 

"OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" 

COACH
Too early in the match. Ha. 

Indeed it was. Uber tossing Tony over his shoulders and crashing to the mat. Uber hits the ropes to pick up speed as Tony rises to his feet. Brannigan telegraphs it and leaps up...only to get caught in midair and POWERSLAMMED! 

ONE... 

TWO... 

KICKOUT! 

Black shouts words of encouragement from Black T's corner. It does little to cushion the blow Tony's face receives when its smashed into the top turnbuckle! Exchange made by The Sooner Bruisers. Big Frank steps back in, his eye swollen from Tony's punches earlier in the match, and thrusts the shoulder into the midsection of Tony Brannigan. 

* CHOP * 

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 

* CHOP * 

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 

* CHOP * 

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 

Big Frank slaps Tony around, calling him all sorts of bad names. Brannigan doesn't get mad...he gets ANGRY~! He hurls the Man of Tomorrow into the corner and wails away! Uber comes to his brother's defense and is decked by a big right hand! Bad news lies ahead for Tony as he turns around and faces Big Frank... 

...OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! 

COACH
DAYUM~! 

COLE
:o 

The Man of Tomorrow drags Tony out to the center of the ring, flexes his bicep and drops the big elbow. Rather than make the cover Big Frank chooses to do 10 push-ups -- 5 regular and 5 one-handed. 

BIG FRANK
One freakozoid, two freakozoids, three freakozoids, four... 

COACH
Heh. You think Big Frank does that when he's about to, you know, blast off into nirvana? 

COLE
Any lady who finds that man desirable is no lady. 

The slightest of movements from Tony Brannigan draws the ire of Big Frank, who drills the forearm viciously into Tony's face. Brannigan tries to crawl away, Big Frank slapping and kicking him upside the head. Frank traps Tony in the corner and works him over with a barrage of clubbing blows to the back and kneelifts. He brings him out of the corner and off to the ropes, leveling Brannigan with a patented Soonerline. Again Frank decides to pose rather than go for the cover, this time it comes back to haunt him. Tony avoids an incoming elbow, rolling aside and scooping the Man of Tomorrow up for a slam that sends shockwaves throughout the arena. Brannigan stays on the offensive, following up by dropping a series of power forearms. Frank blocks Tony's attemped suplex and lifts him up for the 69 DRIVER, but Tony floats over and shoves Big Frank into the ropes, catching him on the rebound with...

...THE OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE SPINBUSTER!!! 

Dan pumps his fist as Tony covers. 

ONE... 

TWO... 

THREE! 

"YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" 

NO!! 

"OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" 

COLE
Saved made by Uber. Oh, I thought it was over. 

COACH
Listen to this crowd, Cole. They've gotten completely behind Black T. I can't believe it. 

COLE
Neither can I, but they are. It's a sign of respect. That's what separates a team like Black T and The Sooner Bruisers. Black T have the respect of the fans. 

Big Frank hits a LOW BLOW while Nick Patrick escorts Uber back to the corner. Following a tag Uber positions Tony on the top rope. BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPERPLEX! 

ONE... 

TWO... 

THR-- A body comes flying into view and onto Uber. 

DAN BLACK WITH THE SAVE! 

Black limps back to his corner, hammered from behind by a shot to the neck from Uber. The Sooner Bruisers finally have enough of the heroics and begin pummeling the shit out of Tony Brannigan right in front of the referee, basically daring Nick Patrick to disqualify them. They bring Tony up to his feet and hit opposite sides of the ring to Soonerline Brannigan from the front and back...but Tony feels it and bails to his corner, making the HOT TAG as the brothers from Oklahoma SOONERLINE EACH OTHER! 

"YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

COLE
The Sooner Bruisers ran into a dead end there. Here comes "The Ice Heart" and what an ovation he receives. With one tag Dan Black has put to rest all the questions raised about him. He is loyal to the OAOAST and Tony Brannigan. 

Hampered by the sore hamstring there isn't much Dan can do, so he makes sure to make the most of it, striking hard and fast. Double forearm thrusts levels Uber. Big Frank is mailed to the ropes only to be marked return to sender, that being Dan Black who delivers a stiff lariat to the jaw! Black snaps Uber over in a suplex and covers. 

ONE...

TWO...

THR-- NO! 

Big Frank's save backfires when Dan rolls off Uber, causing him to drop an elbow on his own brother! Tony Brannigan clotheslines Frank into the ropes, sending the two tumbling over the top and to the floor. Black makes a rare miscue, whipping Uber into the corner when he can't charge in. Uber knows that and shoots out of the corner, decking Dan with a Soonerline. Tony and Big Frank brawl outside, nearly spilling the action into the crowd. Inside the ring, Uber signals for the Oklahoma Stampede. Dan has different plans, however, slipping over the top when Uber scoopes him up and takes him down in THE HEART OF ICE CROSSFACE!!

COLE
He's got it locked on! 

COACH
A normal man would have submitted by now, but look at the size of Uber's arm and neck. Dan's gonna have to break his arm to make him quit. 

That or interference from big brother. Frank catching Tony again with a low blow, then RAMS him into the RINGPOST, opening up Brannigan's wound from last week. Big Frank reaches underneath the ring and pulls out a NIGHTSTICK. 

COLE
Where'd he get that? Somebody must've planted that earlier in the day. Or confirmation the Sooner Bruisers were the riot cops who attacked weeks ago!

Uber's eyes look like they're gonna pop right out of their sockets. Luckily for him, his brother steps in and jabs the nightstick into the right temple of Dan Black, causing an immediate disqualification. Frank swats Nick Patrick away like a fly, then continues on the beatdown of Dan Black along with little brother Uber. 

* DING DING DING *

COLE
Damnit! Black T had the match won. Dan Black had Uber in the Heart of Ice. He was gonna make him tap, I tell you. 

COACH
We don't know that. 

COLE
Of course we don't because Frank nailed Dan with a damn nightstick! 

Frank and Uber are about to hit their electric chair/top rope bulldog double-team combo when...

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

...the decimals go through the roof as THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS storm the ring, causing the Sooners to head for the exits. OAOAST officals and agents surround ringside, ordering Frank and Uber backstage but they want the belts first. The Sooners become violent when officials refuse to hand them the belts because they belong to The Heavenly Rockers. 

BIG FRANK
Who do I gotta bitchslap around here to get those belts? 

Synth and Logan have enough when Frank and Uber make a play for the belts, wiping them out with a pair of SUICIDE DIVES! Officials scramble to separate both sides. The situation escalates when a [b][color=#FF0000]bloody[/color][/b] Tony Brannigan sucker punches Synth, triggering another round of explosions. 

COLE
All hell is breaking loose. 

Officials finally restore order. The Sooner Bruisers are escorted up the entranceway while other officials keep Black T stationed at ringside. Only the Heavenly Rockers remain in the ring. Logan asks for a mic, forcing Michael Buffer to maneuver around the sea of mass to hand it to him. 

LOGAN
Sooner Bruisers, now that we've grabbed your attention after the Synthmeister and I put you in a different dimension I want you to listen up real carefully because I'm gonna spit things beyond your comprehension and put your brain on suspension so you can feel the tension! You better listen up too, Black T, because there won't be any discussions on these repercussions. What I'm about to hit you with you can't cure with Robitussin. I wanna make a proposal for Angleslam. Instead of the scheduled tag team title match between The Heavenly Rockers and Black T, I say let's make it a threesome! 

COACH
Whaaaat?

LOGAN
Oh, yeah. Yeah!

LOGAN (CONT'D)
Triple Threat match: Black T vs. The Sooner Bruisers vs. The Heavenly Rockers for the One & Only Anglesault Thread World Tag Team Championship. Kill four bastards with two bad asses, The Heavenly Rockers! We're gonna beat you bad and leave you four with mass concussions sayeth Logan Mann! Angleslam 2006. Be there! 

SYNTH
Now y'all muthafuckers deal wit dat! 

To say Black T are upset over the Heavenly Rockers announcement is an understatement. They're irate. Dan Black and Tony Brannigan going ballistic out on the floor, aruging with OAOAST agent and part-time reporter Terry Tayler, claiming the champs don't have the power to renegotiate a match contract. The Sooner Bruisers, meanwhile, are perfectly fine with the announcement, grinning wrly at their Angleslam opponents. 

COLE
Oh, my. Oh, my! It's now gonna be a Triple Threat match for the World Tag Team Title at Angleslam, Coach. Black T vs. The Sooner Bruisers vs. The Heavenly Rockers! Wow! 

COACH
Big deal. Well it is a big deal, but it's nothing more than an act. A desperate attempt by Logan Mann to regain his manhood after being emasculated in front of his wife, at their own wedding noless. Prior to becoming the manager of the Heavenly Rockers, Holly-Wood was their publicst. Let's not forget that. She knows how to game the PR game, and I don't mean "The Corporate Champ" himself. 

COLE
Whatever the case may be, we're gonna have ourselves a Triple Threat match for the OAOAST World Tag Team Championship at the hottest event of the summer...Angleslam!

Edited August 22, 2006 by Tony149