King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2006 Before the main event, thanks. COLE Three days to go until the hottest night of the summer, AngleSlam 2006 promises to be a heated night in more ways than one. COACH Oh no doubt. It's been a crazy environment around here these past few weeks, all leading to Sunday night. COLE A lot of personal issues to be settled and a lot of pride on the line, plus five titles to be decided. And who knows, we might end up adding some more stuff in the meantime, just to give you your dollar's worth. Here's what's on tap as of right now for AngleSlam... [b]!~OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP~! -ALFDOGG (c) VS. DREK STONE-[/b] COLE ...headlined by this big main event. Assuming he gets past Hoff tonight, Alfdogg defends the World Championship against the BattleBowl winner and former World Champion in his own right, Drek Stone. COACH But if he loses, it'll be Hoff versus Drek, right? COLE Right, but... COACH Man, that'd be an awesome match! COLE Coach, we're supposed to be selling what's actually on the show, not what might be on the show. COACH Oh. Yeah. Either way, Drek's more than likely gonna be the new champ, that's worth your money folks. [b]!~NO RULES NECCESSARY~! -ZACK MALIBU VS. BRUCE BLANK-[/b] COLE The most personal issue in the OAOAST today, perhaps ever, Zack Malibu finally gets his hands on Bruce Blank and it's No Rules Neccessary! COACH Zack's been stewing for weeks now, itching to get this match. No rules, usually, would be Bruce's kinda match, but if Zack's willing to pull a gun on the guy then who knows what he'll do at AngleSlam when it's all nice and legal. COLE Except guns. [b]!~24/7 INTERPROMOTIONAL DREAM MATCH~! -LANDON MADDIX (c) VS. LEON RODEZ-[/b] COLE The 24/7 Title the backdrop for an historic first-time meeting. COACH I've gotta admit, Landon looked pretty good tonight. But the SWF winning over the OAOAST at our AngleSlam event is unthinkable. COLE Landon's been very vocal, claiming that he will embarrass this company by beating one of our hottest prospects at the second biggest show of the year, in his OAOAST PPV debut. But Leon Rodez isn't 'one of our hottest prospects' for nothing and hopefully, Landon will find out why this Sunday. [b]!~TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH~! -THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS (c) VS. BLACK T VS. THE SOONER BRUISERS-[/b] COLE A lot of issues in this one, Black T are after The Heavenly Rockers Tag Team Titles. But now, the added distraction of The Sooner Bruisers has complicated that. The question is, can Logan control his temper when confronted by the men who crashed his wedding day, or will his anger cost his team the belts. COACH Logan and Synth'll be out for blood, Black T out for gold and The Sooners just out for themselves. [b]!~I QUIT IN A CAGE MATCH~! -THA PUERTO RICAN VS. THUNDERKID-[/b] COACH It's I Quit. Only, in a Cage! COLE And it's the final chapter in a long lasting grudge between these two. Only one way to win, no escape and no chance of The Lightning Crew getting involved. It'll be settled once and for all at AngleSlam. [b]!~MIAMI MAYHEM MATCH~! -LONGDOGGER PETE VS. PETER KNIGHT-[/b] COLE And speaking of settling scores, how about this? PK and Longdogger have been going at it for months and it finally comes down to a straight battle between the two. Only, it's under the Longdogger's rules, Miami Mayhem, a match he virtually patented in the SWF. COACH What's a Miami Mayhem? COLE ... [b]!~OAOAST HEARTLAND CHAMPIONSHIP~! -OTAKU II (c) VS. BROCK AUSSTIN-[/b] COACH These two hate each other too. COLE Indeed. Otaku refuses to back down from the man mountain bully that is Brock Ausstin and they go at it one more time over the Heartland Championship at AngleSlam. Can Brock regain the title, or will Otaku fend Brock off once more? [b]!~HI-YAH TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS~! -D*LUX (c) VS. THE GPX-[/b] COLE A battle over titles, but based on jealousy. COACH It's not jealousy, moron! D*LUX are leeching off of The GPX's popularity, The GPX ain't happy. I don't call that jealousy. COLE Well, D*LUX haven't done a thing to warrant the hostility from Static and Jax, but they've been pushed into reaction. The result? Tag action at AngleSlam! [b]!~TAG TEAM WORLD CUP SEMI-FINALS~! -CANADA VS. JAMAICA- -U.S.A VS. LITHUANIA-[/b] [b]!~TAG TEAM WORLD CUP FINALS~! - CANADA/JAMAICA VS. U.S.A/LITHUANIA-[/b] COLE And even more tag action at AngleSlam, as the Tag Team World Cup draws to a conclusion. Team Heyross of course proudly representing the U.S.A. This is one issue not based on hatred at AngleSlam, although if it comes down to the U.S and Canada, there's nothing but hatred there. COACH Damn Frenchies. COLE Exactly. A big chance for the three non-American teams to carve an OAOAST career out for themselves too and plenty of national pride on the line. COACH Go U.S.A, WHOOOOO! U.S.A! Four More Years! COLE ...up next, Alfdogg versus Hoff, World Title on the line. Main event on the way! Don't press Alt + F4. Or tune out from your TVs. Yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
