Promo - Uhm...Untitled? I guess?

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Noteulations: I originally meant to write this after Amy v Doom, as a response to when Lois says "We've gotta check the druids" at the end of that show promo. But I'm lazy and stuff. Yeah.

 

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Jimmy the Doom and Lois the Unethical tramp down a flight of stairs and reach the dank basement of somewhere. The Doomtopian duo round a corner and open a nondescript door. Jimmy feels along the wall for a switch and flicks on the lights, illuminating a small room nearly packed with druids.

 

"Let's get this over with," Lois mutters.

 

Jimmy stretches out a bit, then grabs a broom leaning against the wall. The Straight-Bread Sensation hold it out and pokes at the nearest druid, who does nothing. Jimmy aims for the druid's hood, and after five attempts, flips it back, reavealing a pock-marked to the point of disfigurement druid. Jimmy stares hard at the man, who looks to be no older than twenty, and pokes him in the face. Doom jabs again, this time at the man's eye, yet still illiciting no reaction.

 

"I don't know, Jimmy. Too tough for me to call," Lois says.

 

Jimmy puts the broom against the wall, and now picks up a .50-cal machine gun. Doom looks around at the mass of cloaked figures, and opens fire.

 

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

 

"Somed of being to having with gotten! Somed of being to having with gotten!" Doom shouts. "Druid of having been to ranned, for with henchman to being a Skull in many Crimson! Henchman of any with being stoods, trainers; goodness for with druid, Crimsonings having on with several Skull!"

 

Three druids fall instantly to head shots, while two more keel over from hits to the arms and torso.

 

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

 

"For to storied, having on me, with a guys, should you!" Doom shouts.

 

"Jimmy, they are doing a story on you," Lois explains.

 

"Good of so, myselfing, to fucker, becauseations!" Jimmy yells.

 

BLAM! BLAM! Click! Click! Click!

 

Four more druids go down, while the brick wall begins to chip, but the carnage seems over as the gun appears to be empty. Jimmy looks at his wife inquisitively.

 

"We only bought ten bullets," Lois explains.

 

Jimmy gives a hearty thumbs up, drops the gun, and picks up the broom again. Doom walks up to a dead druid and begins poking at the corpse enthusiastically.

 

 

 

I am sitting

In the morning

At the diner

On the corner

 

I am waiting

At the counter

For the man

To pour the coffee

 

And he fills it

Only halfway

And before

I even argue

 

He is looking

Out the window

At somebody

Coming in

 

" It is always

Nice to see you"

Says the man

Behind the counter

 

To the woman

Who has come in

She is shaking

Her umbrella

 

And I look

The other way

As they are kissing

Their hellos

 

I'm pretending

Not to see them

Instead

I pour the milk

 

I open

Up the paper

There's a story

Of an actor

 

Who had died

While he was drinking

It was no one

I had heard of

 

And I'm turning

To the horoscope

And looking

For the funnies

 

When I'm feeling

Someone watching me

And so

I raise my head

 

There's a woman

On the outside

Looking inside

Does she see me?

 

No she does not

Really see me

Cause she sees

Her own reflection

 

And I'm trying

Not to notice

That she's hitching

Up her skirt

 

And while she's

Straightening her stockings

Her hair

Is getting wet

 

Oh, this rain

It will continue

Through the morning

As I'm listening

 

To the bells

Of the cathedral

I am thinking

Of your voice...

 

And of the midnight picnic

Once upon a time

Before the rain began...

 

I finish up my coffee

It's time to catch the train