HD: Black T promo

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SWOOP~ over to the INTERVIEW STAGE and Jesse "The Body" Ventura. 

VENTURA
Sunday night at Angleslam I said I'd hope to once again introduce my next guests as the new World tag team champions. Well dreams do come true. Ladies and gentlemen, the OAOAST tag team champions of the world...BLACK TEEEEEEEEEEE!

CUE: "Quiet" 

"BOOOOO-YEEEEAAAHH!"

Black T emerge through a cloud of black smoke proudly holding the tag belts above their heads for all to see, dressed to the nines as usual, with Dan Black styling a top hat and MONOCLE!

COLE
When you're the tag team champions I suppose you can wear anything you want. And while the new champions make their way to the interview location, let's go back to Angleslam and see how Black T regained the championship for a third time. 

[b]This Past Sunday
[color=#FF0000]ANGLESLAM[/color]
[color=#FF9900]Courtesy: OAOAST The Magazine[/color][/b]

Cole narrates still photographs flashed on the screen highlighting key moments in the bout, including the dramatic aftermath. Back live in the arena, Black T climb up the same side of steps (so subtle) and shake hands with Jesse. 

VENTURA
Champs, congratulations. Third time the charm. 

Brannigan drapes the belt over his shoulder. Dan Black holding his at the side. Next month's magazine cover. 

TONY
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the tag division who else but none other than Black T walks around the corner and back onto the top of the mountain. I told you and everyone watching, Jesse, that Dan and I would leave Miami as the World tag team champions. Now that we're back on the saddle, everyone's going to be gunning for us. 

VENTURA
Absolutely. And it didn't take long. The Sooner Bruisers are none to pleased with you and Dan coming to the aid of The Heavenly Rockers and Holly-Wood following the Triple Threat match at Angleslam. Word on the street is Big Frank and Uber are mad as hell and they're coming after YOUR tag titles. 

TONY
Mr. Black and myself aren't the best humanitarians in the world, but we couldn't let a pretty young thing like Holly-Wood get roughed up by two brutes. Despite our bad reputations, Dan and I have families ourselves. Hell, we're practically brothers. If the Sooner Bruisers have a problem with us, all I have to say is...get in line. They're just one of many teams who are gonna want a shot at us and the titles. And for the record, farm boys, Black T once again rule the tag team division so bow to our greatness. 

DAN
Just look at the quality of teams in the OAOAST, Mr. Ventura. You know the Heavenly Rockers are going to want a rematch. Then you have exciting young teams such as The Beverly Hills Blonds, D*LUX, and perhaps pound for pound the best tag team in the world today, Team Heyross. You can even throw Fliex Strutter and Ken Patera, Team Canada, into the mix. They beat 16 other teams to win the Tag Team World Cup. The competition is so extraordinary it's going to make our third reign all the much sweeter as we defeat each and every team. 

TONY
Speaking of winning, I guess congratulations are also in order to our new World Champion Drek Stone. 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

TONY
Oh, I haven't forgotten about you, champ. You're once again the big man on campus, the World Heavyweight Champion. The single most powerful man in the sport. When you talk people listen. Well I'm about to talk to you and you better listen good. Before you start basketing in the glory, Drek, let me remind you of June 26, 2005. Does that date ring a bell? It should. You know why? That was the night you single-handedly ended my reign as World's Champion. 

Let me take you back to a simpler time in life, ladies and gentlemen. A time were the only war people were talking about was in Iraq. There was no civil war in the OAOAST. No fighting from within. All was good in OAOASTland. Until the Great Angle Bash. Not a day goes by that I don't replay the finish of that match in my head. Here I am defending the World Title on worldwide pay-per-view at one of our elite 4 events in a rematch against the man I defeated for it weeks earlier. Out of Body Experience, boom! 1-2-3. Match over, right? Little did I know the match was over all right. For me. Next thing I know I'm spun around and driven face-down into the canvas. Stonecutter. As I looked up, my vision blurred, who did I see? 

Drek Stone. 

My opponent?

Axel. 

Put two and two together and you'll see where I'm going? June 26, 2005 was more than just the night I lost the title. It was the start of what would become a struggle for power...a civil war. A war lost by the OAOAST. But there wasn't just one World War in history. There were two. Just like there won't be one civil war in OAOAST history because another one is coming. I may have to live with the fact Drek Stone regained the title before I could, but I'm not going to sit around and do nothing as he rules the ring. Axel thought he was being real clever by throwing Black T a bone, signing the contracts for our tag title match at Angleslam. I got news for you, boss, you just opened the door to your demise. How so? We're the World tag team champions. Sure our power might not match that of the World Champion, but we're back on top. And if there's one thing people love to be apart of it's a winner. Therefore, at our next pay-per-view event World Without End...which just happens to be in my birthplace of San Antonio, Texas...I challenge you, Drek Stone, for the World Heavyweight Title! 

"YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

DAN
:huh:

TONY (CONT'D)
You and me. One on one. C'mon, Drek. Let's see if you got any "stones" in you. Put the title on the line.

COLE
Tony Brannigan vs. Drek Stone for the OAOAST Championship at World Without End? What a match that would be. 

VENTURA
Wait a minute. What about the tag titles? You don't honestly think you can chase the World Title and hold onto the tag belts at the same time, do you? 

DAN
Exactly. It's suicide. Tonight was supposed to be a night of celebration until you started going into business for yourself. Your actions have already gotten us in enough trouble, let's not...

TONY
My actions? What kind of a comment is that? Maybe if you had been a World Champion in your career you'd understand, but you haven't.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

VENTURA
(mouthing)
Whoa. 

DAN
(fiery)
You're right. I've never been World Champion. But I've never let my personal goals get in the way of our partnership like you did once you won the title last year. It's a good thing we weren't the tag champions then because there's absolutely no way we'd hold onto the titles for more than two weeks. Need I remind you of The Original Elite? Our partner in that organization allowed his personal agenda to get in the way of business, leading to our defeat of the tag team championship. I'm trying to prevent a repeat of that situation

TONY
The hell you are. You're afraid I'd win the World Title and leave you and the tag titles hanging. I can promise you that is the furtherest thing from the truth. But chasing the World Title is something I just have to do whether you like it or not. If you need me I'll be in the back. 

Tony leaves the stage, followed by Dan Black who tries to talk some sense into his partner. Jesse Ventura left speechless.

Edited August 31, 2006 by Tony149