HD: Landon Promo

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MADDIX
Greetings, OAOAST fans. Your OAOAST 24/7 Champion Landon Maddix here, bringing you glad tidings from the beautiful surroundings of Quebec City. Oh, and right off the bat, I'd like to extend my congratulations to Team Canada for their victory in the Tag Team World Cup. Suffice to say, the moron who took my $20 last week wasn't chanting U.S.A for long on Sunday.

Cue the double thumbs up and a cheesier than cheese-whizz smile.

MADDIX
Now, the question you're probably asking right now is 'why is Landon Maddix in Canada?' Well, it's because I'm a jouneyman. I'm a hot property. I'm not just your OAOAST 24/7 Champion, but I'm one of the biggest superstars in the SWF today. And the SWF just happen to be in the middle of a tour of the Great White North. Sunday night I was in Miami for AngleSlam, then found myself straight on a plane heading to Montreal for a match on Monday. Now, if you think I'm going to fly all the way down to Orlando on the Thursday, just to talk, then fly back to Quebec City to be here on Friday with my primary employers, you're very much mistaken.

Adjusting his SWF Tag Team Title belt, Landon leans back with another disingenuous smile.

MADDIX
And speaking of the SWF, that brings me to my point here in this little 'promo'.

Yes, complete with finger quotes.

MADDIX
AngleSlam has come and gone. The OAOAST has a new World Heavyweight Champion. They have new OAOAST World Tag Team Champions. But what's got everyone buzzing and the wrestling world talking is how the SWF dominated the OAOAST on their big night. Nevermind that Longdogger sent Peter Knight soaring into the drink in Miami Mayhem, I'm talking more of the marquee matches. The SWF/OAOAST grudge matches between the 'evil invaders' and your poster-boy heroes. See, it was supposed to be the night that your hailed superstars stood up and were counted, AngleSlam, the second biggest event on your calender. It was supposed to be the night that Zack Malibu, the poster boy of the company, was going to gain ultimate revenge on big bad Bruce Blank. The stage was set for a storybook happy ending. And what you got was a decimation. Bruce beat Zack Malibu within an inch of his life. He left him bloodied, beaten, to the point that you were all BEGGING him to show some compassion and some mercy. He completely decimated Zack Malibu and if he wanted to, he could have put Malibu out of this business for good...but he didn't. He asserted his dominance, he got the win, he walked away.

Haivng got a little serious, the wry smirk returns to Landon's face as he brings his OAOAST 24/7 Title into view, placing it over his free shoulder.

MADDIX
Quite similar to earlier in the night, during my match with Leon Rodez. It was billed as the InterPromotional Dream Match, the night where nice guy Leon would regain the OAOAST's gold from the SWF infiltrator. Heh...corny as it sounds, that Dream Match turned into a nightmare. I did exactly what I said I would. I lured Leon into a false sense of security and then, I took out his knee. Systematically, I picked that knee apart. Like a machine. Oh yeah, I did my research like you told me to Leon. I decimated him. I dominated him. I pinned him in a figure four leglock for crying out loud! And just like Bruce would do later, I put your hero in a position where I could have ended his career once and for all...and I didn't do it. When that bell rang, I released the figure four, sparing what was left of 'The Silky Smooth One's' precious knee. So the next time you OAOAST fans talk about how big, bad and sadistic the SWF is, we'd like to encourage you to pop back in the tape of AngleSlam and remember how we robbed your heroes of their pride, but spared their careers. And I'd like those very heroes to do the same. And remember this, Zack, Leon...we spared you this time. Next time, we won't be so compassionate. If they know what's good for them, they'll accept defeat and leave us on our ways.

Maddix adjusts his belts again.

MADDIX
So, now the question is, what's next for Landon Maddix? Still the OAOAST 24/7 Champion, who's next on the hitlist? Who's the next OAOAST hero to be targetted? Well, the answer to that is...anybody's guess, really. See, what's next for Landon Maddix is the SWF.

Looking over his shoulder to the empty arena behind him, Landon nods for the cameraman to pan down. Sure enough, the SWF banners are out and in the ring, Jay Hawke is busy going through a warm-up session. Landon soon calls the camera back though, because he likes the spotlight remember.

MADDIX
I'm a big name, worth big money. Which means, I can do things on my terms. Maybe I'll pick up a 'mysterious neck injury' in an SWF match that prevents me from showing up. Maybe my flight'll get cancelled last minute. Then again, if I don't want to work for the OAOAST, I just won't get on that plane, no explanation needed. My priority is right here.

Back comes the cheesy smile.

MADDIX
I'll be back OAOAST...but only when I feel like it. Until then, you can catch me on Lockdown, Smarkdown and Storm, the SWF super series of shows, check local listings. And of course, SWF Genesis VII is right around the corner, the biggest night of the year. For more information, you know where to go. And with that, we now return you to the Thursday night amateur club. Adios!