Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 4, 2006 (edited) Include in this segment: OAOAST Backtracker/Comments from Logan/Rescue 911 vs. Sooner Bruisers/Post-match interview w/Sooners [b]And now [color=#FF0000]OAOAST[/color] [color=#3333FF]BACKTRACKER[/color], brought to you by [s][color=#CC66CC]Mrs. Spezia's Sweeties[/color][/s]... [b][i][color=#009900]MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY[/color]...[color=#999900]MONEYMAKER[/color]![/i] [color=#999900]$[/color] [color=#009900]THEODORE MONEYMAKER[/color] [color=#999900]$[/color] LAST WEEK[/b] [quote]THEODORE As everyone knows, "The Billion Dollar Heir" is marking his return to the ring. So tonight calls for something special. Since this is my first match in months, I want to be able to work on my in-ring conditioning, and wrestling you, little man, sure isn't gonna help. Let's be honest, you're nothing more than a late-season call up. A wrestler management brought up from the OAOVW to experience the big leagues. You're no threat to me. In fact, you're no threat to yourself. I happen to know for a fact, as an independent contractor, you're only being paid a measly $100 to work tonight. So I tell you what I'm gonna do. As an incentive for you to compete to the best of your ability, I'm gonna up the ante. If you can somehow find a way to beat me I will pay you $1,000. "YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE $1,000? Wow! THEODORE You heard me right, baby. An extra $1,000 if you, Rico, can beat "The Billion Dollar Heir" by pinfall, submission, countout or disqualification. But if I win...you must kiss my feet. * STYLISH CLIP * Teddy shoots Rico to the ropes...back elbow... vertical suplex... powerslam. Theodore pops up and drops a FISTFUL OF DOLLARS onto Rico's face. Signaling the end is up, Teddy locks Rico in the...BANK VAULT! COLE There it is. We saw Theodore use that move a few weeks ago. That corba clutch sleeper he calls the Bank Vault. COACH That's just the first number of the 3 Code Combination. You'll see what I mean. Theodore spins Rico around and plants him near the corner with a belly-to-belly suplex, then connects with a DIVING BACK ELBOW from the second rope! ONE... TWO... THREE! * STYLISH CLIP #2 * THEODORE A deal's a deal, Rico. I put my money where my mouth is. Now it's time for you to live up to your end of the bargin and pucker up. Look on the bright side, at least you have a story to tell your grandkids one day that doesn't involve you being a loser. Wait a minute. Yes, it does! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Teddy shoves Rico's face into the toe of his boot, forcing him to kiss his feet as "Money Talks" blares overhead. Cue the replay. COLE An impressive showing by Theodore Moneymaker. He may be a narcissistic egomanic, but you can't take anything away from his in-ring ability.[/quote] COLE Theodore Moneymaker opening up the check book for that piece, no doubt. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, as seen on Angleslam, the rivarly between the Sooner Bruisers and Heavenly Rockers continues to rage on after Big Frank and Uber Bruiser once again laid into Synth and Logan after the bout. Obviously upset over how the match ended. But perhaps not as upset as one man...Logan Usher Mann, who is still convalescing from the beating he and Synth received at the hands of The Sooner Bruisers. Earlier in the week I had the chance to speak with one-half of the former OAOAST World tag team champions. Let's hear that piece right now. [b][color=#FF9900]Previously Recorded Comments[/color] VOICE OF [color=#3333FF]Logan Usher Mann[/color] Wrestler/Musican[/b] Footage of the aforementioned event at Angleslam rolls during the phone interview. COLE Logan, I know it's been a trying time for you personally and professionally. Thank you for sparing a moment of your time. LOGAN And I thank you for not footing us with the long distance bill like you guys did last time when you spoke to Synth. I know what I'm about to say is gonna make me sound like a broken record, but I've had it up to hear with all the bull[bleep]. As we speak I'm lying on the bed, neck in a brace, having just been told by my doctor minutes before this telephone hook up that my wrestling career may be over after suffering yet another neck sprain thanks to the 69 Driver Big Frank Bruiser spiked me with at Angleslam. It's a re-aggravation of the same injury I suffered months ago on the very same move at Living Angleously. Doctors say the best case scenario is that a little R&R will do the trick and that the time spent away from the ring will help ease the pain I've been experiencing everyday since Angleslam. But I want the Sooner Bruisers to know this: I don't care what the doctors say, even if it means risking paralysis, Logan Mann and the Heavenly Rockers will rock n' roll again. And Black T, you better believe we want our rematch for the tag titles. However, first thing's first...The Sooner Bruisers. One way or another, we're gonna getcha. Count on it sayeth Logan Usher Mann. * CLICK * "You say its urgent Make it fast, make it urgent Do it quick, do it urgent Gotta rush, make it urgent Want it quick [i]Urgent, urgent, emergency Urgent, urgent, emergency Urgent, urgent, emergency Urgent, urgent, emergency[/i] So urgent, emergency Emer... emer... emer... Its urgent" Live in the arena, Foreigner's 1980s classic [i]Urgent[/i] plays two men dressed as an EMT and POLICE OFFICER to the ring. * DING DING DING * BUFFER The following contest on HeldDOWN~!, one fall with a 10 minute time limit. Introducing...from the OAOAST First Responders Unit...EMT TIM and OFFICER BOSLEY...RESCUE 911~! COLE Recuse 911 making their OAOAST debut. I understand they're from the newly created OAOAST First Responders Unit, Coach. COACH Considering who their opponents, I hope there's more of them in the back. They're probably gonna need some medical assistance tonight. And what about the threat made by Logan Mann? He's snapped, Mikey. The OAOAST should give him the Kurt Angle ultimatum. Clean up or die on your own watch. Logan is digging the Heavenly Rockers' grave. COLE I'm afraid you're right, Coach. Logan has been through so much emotionally the past few years it's going to lead to something disasterous. The very second Rescue 911's music fades away the boo birds come out in full force. Edgar Winter's [i]Frankenstein[/i] accompaning The Sooner Bruisers ringside. The usual pre-match routine scraped. Straight to the ring or bust. BUFFER And their opponents...hailing from Oklahoma City, 525 pounds... "The Man of Tomorrow" BIG FRANK and "The Psycho Gremlin" UBER BRUISER... THE SOONER BRUUUUUUUISERS! * DING DING DING * Big Frank and Uber re-enact the opening minutes of their Angleslam match, jumping Rescue 911 prior to the bell like they did Black T. Officer Bosley thrown outside, leaving EMT Tim to the Bruisers. The Sooners send Tim in for the ride, pressing him up in the air and right down on his belly! Frank slumps Tim over his right shoulder facing up... * BOOM * ...and releases him after a TOP ROPE ELBOW DROP from Uber! COLE And that will do it. The Man of Tomorrow with the cover. ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! Frank lifts Tim up, shaking his head. He drags the semi-conscious EMT to the Rescue 911 corner and has him tag in a woozy Officer Bosley. Big Frank pulls in the dazed officer and suplexes him overhead. Bosley staggers to his feet...and lands a right! Officer Bosley rocks the Man of Tomorrow with more rights and backhand judo chops. Irish whip...No, reversed! TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM! COLE There isn't another team in the OAOAST that can match power with the Sooner Bruisers. COACH And that's what makes them so dangerous, Mikey. Not only are Big Frank and Uber powerful, but they can brawl and wrestle. You just can't prepare for one style against them, they're a triple threat. Big Frank flexes and talks smack to O.B. Uber tagged in. Frank firing Bosley to the ropes, stepping aside to allow the Psycho Gremlin to run up from behind and WALLOP law enforcement's finest with a SOONERLINE! Uber scoopes Bos up, waistlocking him from the rear...BACKDROP DRIVER! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Uber HOWWWWLS as he runs circles around Officer Bosley's body, drawing an imaginary police outline. Big Frank returns to the action, double underhooking the arms of O.B...TIGER BOMB! The Man of Tomorrow mocks the Heavenly Rockers, twirling the FINGER OF DEATH~ to signal for the Frankensteiner. EMT Time with one last attempt to save the match for his team, but Uber takes him out with a Soonerline. Looking to send a message to Black T and the Heavenly Rockers, Big Frank and Uber hit the FRANKENSTEINER and OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE simultaneously! ONE... TWO... THREE! * DING DING DING * "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" BUFFER Here are your winners... THE SOONER BRUUUUUUUUUISERS! Coach handles the replay and tosses it to Michael Cole. COLE Unfortunately for Rescue 911, they were unsuccessful in their OAOAST debut, the victims of misfortune in drawing the Sooner Bruisers as their opponents. Joined ringside by Big Frank and Uber Bruiser, who didn't waste time snapping their one match losing streak, defeating EMT Tim and Officer Bosley in dominating fashion. And dominate they did once again at Angleslam, having their way with the Heavenly Rockers until Black T of all people made the save. Gentlemen, you may have failed in your attempt to capture the World tag team championship, but you damn sure succeed in eliminating the Heavenly Rockers for quite possibly the rest of their careers. BIG FRANK What do you mean failed? The Sooner Bruisers don't fail at nothing. Going into Angleslam we said our goal was to destroy the Heavenly Rockers, the tag belts would just be icing on the cake. We had our cake, but there wasn't any icing because of that skank whore Holly-Wood. Logan Mann should blame that freak-- Let me rephrase that. That's an insult to all my freakozoids. Holly deserves to be called what she really is, a bitch. A bitch Logan Mann should blame for what happened to him. It's because of her that he's lying in the position she knows all too well -- face up. Me and my brother had the match won. You know it, I know it, the whole free world knows it...even the damn commies know it. I had Logan Mann screaming like a little bitch in the Lazy-E-Boy. I heard him say aunt, uncle, brother and sister. But there was no referee. Everybody knows what happens next. Holly-Wood comes off the top and DDT's me, placing Logan on top. Yet they still didn't win. Like Holly-Wood, Synth and Logan are chokers. They got lucky the first time around. And it don't take no rocket scientist to figure out luck wasn't on their side at Angleslam. COLE It certainly was not. Black T walking away the new champions. UBER On one hand, we had the satisfaction of seeing the Heavenly Rockers lose the tag titles. On the other, it came at our expense. So Black T, we're callin' you out. We want you. Anytime, any place. You and us for the gold. Let's see who the real World tag team champions are. As far as we're concerned, you're lookin' at 'em. Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwwwww! COLE That may be easier said than done, gentlemen. Tony Brannigan has his eyes set on becoming the World heavyweight champion. BIG FRANK Can somebody tell me when Tony Brannigan became a pussy? I remember Tony Brannigan as the hawkish bad ass not the bleeding heart liberal. You see, Brannigan, instead of worrying about the World Title, you should worry about The Sooner Bruisers leaving you in a pool of your own blood again. That's why you don't see him tonight, Michael Cole. He got punk'd by the World Champion. You don't challenge the most powerful man in wrestling just because the event is in your hometown. On second thought, Brannigan is smart going after the World Title...it saves him another ass-kicking from The Sooner Bruisers. Let the flexing and howling commence. Big Frank and Uber doing their thing for the camera. COLE Well fans, Tony Brannigan isn't the only one who can issue a challenge. The Sooner Bruisers want Black T for the World tag team title. To quote Mr. Brannigan from last week, "Get in line." Now a word from our sponser. Edited September 6, 2006 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
