King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2006 As we return to the arena we find ourselves panning around the crowd, who have been joined ringside by a group of fellow spectators. Dressed in yellow, the local security team's presence has been clearly increased as the guards line virtually every barricade and stairway. COLE Okay, as you can see, we've got a big security presence in the crowd as it's time for the 'Hooligan Street Fight'. No time-limit, no disqualifications, no count-outs and no stopping the match until we see either a pinfall or a submission. And after what we saw at AngleSlam, we know this brawl could spill anywhere. COACH No kidding. They ended up deep in the crowd at AngleSlam and we ended up with one fan getting a boot in the head. COLE Hence the security here, as indeed an unlucky fan did take one of Tyler Bryant's feet across the forehead in the midst of that crazy brawl where the four men ended up brawling through the abandoned seats deep in the crowd and all the way to the back. They had to be pulled apart, which The GPX weren't happy about and they laid out the challenge last week. It's on tonight and hopefully, security will keep the fans out of harm's way should the action spill into the seats once again. And with that, let's send it up to the ring. *DINGDINGDING* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first ever Hooligan Street Fight! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" BUFFER There will be no disqualifications, no count-outs and falls count anywhere! In this contest, the HI-YAH World Tag Team Championships are NOT on the line. .:CUE: O-Town, "Make Her Say":. "In a world full of posers, phonies, and pure wannabees, there finally emerges a group which has come to set the record straight. so, all you suckers better recognize, ya heard can you say uhhh na na na na..." In a bit of a depature from the norm, the crowd go wild for the sounds of O-Town and for a team notoriously uninterested in pleasing the fans. Maybe because after Johnny "Jam" Jackson enters clad in his street clothes, he's followed out by Atlanta's own Scotty Static! Static gets a big reaction as he walks through the entrance doors, but as he looks into the crowd he simply turns to Jax and shrugs his shoulders, showing that even in his hometown he's a tweener, maaan. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first. At a total combined weight of four hundred, thirty seven pounds... they are former OAOAST World Tag Team Champions and two-thirds of the current OAOAST Six-Man Tag Team Champions... the team of SCOTTY STATIC "YYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!" and JOHNNY "JAM" JACKSON... THE GLLOOBBAALL PAARRTTYY... EEEEXXXXXXXXXXCCHHHHAAAAANNGGEEEEEEE!!!!! COLE And we are indeed in Atlanta, or should that be HOTlanta. To say this is The GPX's environment is true, but it would be even more valid to say this is Scotty Static's environment. COACH His street, his rules. COLE Well judging from this reaction, The GPX will be the clear favourites with the fans here tonight. It'll be interesting to see how their opponents cope, seeing as how until tonight they've been used to nothing but the people's adulation. COACH It's gonna be a real learning experience for the kids, that's for sure. Stepping into the ring, Johnny Jax scans the crowd and the extra security in effect, shaking his head at the fact the OAOAST are having to secure their street fight. Weakness. Static looks into the crowd too, still looking a little surprised at the fact his hometown is so receptive towards him. And despite his best efforts not to be the 'nice guy', he does acknowledge some of the many GPX banners and the GPX t-shirts with a quick pound of the chest around the heart area. Jax has meanwhile left the ring and retrieved a steel chair from ringside, tossing it into the ring to Static before stashing something else in the back pocket of his low slung jeans. "JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT! JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT!" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" An unexpected reaction, possibly, as a loud chorus of boos goes up possibly for the first time ever in the careers of Tyler Bryant and Shayne Brave. Stepping through the entrance doors, the D*LUX duo seem a little surprised too and Shayne foolishly tries to fire up the crowd, who just throw it back in their faces. Luckily, Jade Rodez is soon onhand to get her guys' focus on the ring and not the fans, telling them not to worry and directing them on down the aisle. BUFFER And introducing the opponents. Being led to the ring by their manager, Ms. JADE RODEZ! They weigh in at a total combined weight of three hundred, ninety seven pounds... the reigning HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions... "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE BRAVE... "TREMENDOUS" TYLER BRYANT... they are D*LLLLLLLUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH There's that reaction. COLE And here come D*LUX!! Storming the ring with their intro long gone, Tyler and Shayne slide in and pick up where they left off on August 27th as they leap right to their feet and start slugging it out with The GPX! Tyler and Jax, Shayne and Static, throwing fists as referee Nick Patrick signals for the opening bell. For some reason he doesn't get it, but who really cares, because the match is well and truly underway. "G - P - X!" "G - P - X!" "G - P - X!" "G - P - X!" The Atlanta crowd get right behind The GPX as the two brawls spill out on either side of the ring. Static and Shayne brawl over into the barriers, putting the security into action, as across ringside Tyler hurls Jax head-first into the announce table. COLE This is chaos here and this is just how The GPX like it! D*LUX are out of their element here tonight and they can't escape that. They have to try and fight and beat The GPX at their own game, there's no other way. COACH Well trying to copy The GPX should come pretty easy. Jax is sprawled across the announce table now as Tyler ignores the pro-GPX crowd, scaling onto the table and sending notes and paper flying. Mounting Jax, Tyler then does as the street-fighters do and starts to rain down a succession of punches onto Johnny "Jam". In this predicament, Johnny's street mentality kicks into auto-pilot and with the fists raining down, he throws the first object to hand at Tyler. Luckily, the glass water pitcher misses and ends up drenching Coach. But the plastic fan he picks up next doesn't miss, catching Tyler right in the face, sending him rolling off the table clutching at his damaged looks. Meanwhile it's still Static and Shayne going at it, Static dumping Shayne into the barrier to the delight of his fellow Georgians. Numerous fans have their chairs brandished for Scotty to use and he gladly takes one, jamming the top of the seat down into Shayne's ribs. And again. Static then places the top of the chair on Shayne's throat and pushes down with all his might, trying to choke the boybander out. COACH Man, it's started hot and heavy here, huh? COLE This has been brewing for weeks of course. It was supposed to come to a head at AngleSlam, but the way that ended up just seemed to make things worse. This is a grudge, simple as that. It started off being about respect, now it's turned ugly. Shayne is able to get the chair off of his throat, but the punishment doesn't end there as Static transitions to putting the boots to him. Simple, but effective. The chair is tossed aside, leaving one fan without a seat for the rest of the match, not that he seems to care as he and those around him cheer Static on. Reaching out into the crowd, Scotty grabs a full plastic cup of beer and pours one out for his 'homey', "J'OH", before hurling the cup and the remaining alcohol right into the clean living boybander's face, to a big cheer. Static then goes back to the stomping. "STA - TIC!" "STA - TIC!" "STA - TIC!" "STA - TIC!" Over by the announce table, Tyler checks his forehead to find he is indeed busted open from the fan to the face. Jax gives him no time to nurse his wounds, storming up behind with a length of camera cable and wrapping it around Tyler's throat, his head, his face and wherever else he can! Tyler flails around as the wire is pulled back on with everything Johnny has, the GPXer talking some garbage as he chokes Tyler down. COLE This is chaos, our table is a mess, Coach is wet. COACH And no Crystal in sight. COLE ... Eventually Tyler manges to free himself from the cables. Jax is still right on his opponent though, as he slams a right hand across the open wound on Tyler's head. Tyler fights back with a jab, but Jax lands another heavily taped fist upside the head and sends Tyler sprawling to the floor. COLE Poor Jade Rodez can only watch from afar, nothing she can do now. COACH She looks worried. Rightfully so too. Indeed, Jade watches on nervously from the top of the rampway as Tyler Bryant has rolled back into the ring. And with his forehead busted open, he struggles to stand, flopping around until Jax slides in and boots him in the back of the head. COLE We have our first casualty of the match and I wouldn't expect it to be the last. Tyler, obviously lacerated from that show from our fan. COACH We have fans!? COLE The wind making thing. COACH Ah, gotcha. Showing his ruthless streak, Jax doesn't go for the cover and instead just kneels down beside Tyler, choking away with his bare hands. Referee Patrick is powerless to do anything and just watches on, as Jax eventually storms away and retrieves the steel chair across the ring. Static is still putting the boots to Shayne, leaving no-one to help "Tremendous" Tyler as he stumbles back up... ...getting jabbed in the gut with the chair... *CRACK!* "YYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" ...before it gets SLAMMED over his back! COACH That's gonna play havoc with his choreography. Collapsing to the mat, Tyler writhes in pain as Jax now sets the chair up in the centre of the ring. Jax takes a quick glance to the outside, checking his partner is still in control, before dragging Tyler up and dragging him over to the furniture. A quick slam of the head into the seat sets Tyler up, an irish whip shooting him off to the ropes. As Tyler bounces back, Jax then sets for a drop toehold... ...or, maybe that should be drop NOhold (hyuck hyuck), as Tyler leaps over Jax's attempts to scythe his legs from underneath him. Once he realises he's come up short, Jax scrambles to his feet. Still on the run is The Tremendous One, leapfrogging over the chair and taking Johnny down with a Lou Thesz press, before going back to those mounted punches! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE This is odd to hear, it must be even odder for Tyler. An excellent move and the crowd are on his back for it. Tyler continues to punch and punch on for each boo he's getting, until finally he gives Jax a little reprieve. Only in order to set something else up though, as he moves the chair back across the ring. As he sets the chair up, Tyler spots his partner being thrown into the ring apron though and like any good tag partner would do, he takes action. Grabbing the top rope, Bryant vaults up and over with a simple PLANCHA to wipe Static out! COLE It certainly didn't take long for the aerial tactics, don't expect that to be the last dive either. Sure enough, right on cue Johnny Jax clambers up and waits for Tyler to pull himself back up. D*LUX recollect themselves, Tyler checking on Shayne, who points out the cut on his partner's head. That conversation distracts the HI-YAH Champions though, until they suddenly spot Jax thundering across the ring, the bigman of GPX showing his agility as he soars through the top and middle rope, taking out both members of D*LUX with a TOPÉ! COLE It's like AngleSlam all over again! COACH These four don't care about the risk, to each other or to themselves. That's what makes a match like this so dangerous. COLE And now, Scotty Static back in the ring, what has he got planned? With his HOTlanta natives HOT and in his corner, Static rolls into the ring. He's still shaking the effects of his role as landing pad as he climbs back up, assessing the steel chair before smiling to himself. No need to even move it, as he strolls across the opposite side of the ring, waiting as the trio on the floor climb up. Jax holds D*LUX in place and yells at his partner to 'do it!'. And just like that, Static is off. Hitting the ropes, Static runs the length of the ring... ...vaults onto the chair... ...to the top... ...AND TO THE FLOOR, WIPING ALL THREE GUYS OUT WITH A TRIPLE JUMP SOMERSAULT PLANCHA!!!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE UNBELIEVABLE!! "STA - TIC!" "STA - TIC!" "STA - TIC!" "STA - TIC!" COLE Incredible agility, incredible speed, incredible balance. Just incredible! COACH But he took everyone out Mikey. Jax tried to get away, but D*LUX held him in place. They couldn't go anywhere with Jax holding them, but they made damn sure J took the fall with them. It's a four man pile-up on the floor, Jade watching on anxiously as Static is the first to his feet and fired up enough to accept some high-fives from his hometown fans. Static doesn't waste much time with the fans though, taking Shayne and pitching him into the ring. In after him rolls Static, a slight limp as he boots Shayne in the head. Another boot finds the mark, Static folding up the chair and tossing it aside for later use as he stomps down on Shayne again. That stomp seems to light something up inside of Brave though, as he responds with a punch to the gut! Another punch buries itself into the breadbasket, and a third, Shayne able to now fight to his feet...until Static grabs two handfuls of face and just starts to rip and tear at the eyes, nose, ears, whatever he's haphazardly grabbed a hold of. "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COLE That's just gruesome! Nevermind an eyerake, he's raking his entire face! COACH This is how they do on the street Mikey! Gruesome is just second nature. Finally a final rake sends Shayne reeling away, Static following him into a corner and pinning him against the turnbuckles... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...landing a good old fashioned knifedge chop! Static then uses the less technical method of climbing the ropes and pinning his knee across Shayne's throat as he pulls on the top of the ringpost for leverage. That is, until suddenly the standing leg gives way, a natural reaction to being punched in the crotch! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Lowblow by Shayne Brave! D*LUX are being forced to fight fire with fire here tonight! Static limps away holding his nether regions while Shayne drags himself out of the corner. No sooner has he got out, however, than Johnny Jax comes into view and nearly takes his head off with a brutal clothesline. In an instant Jax then goes to work with some stomps, putting the beatdown on the HI-YAH Tag Champ and giving his partner a chance to recover. COACH That's why this is The GPX's environment. They're tough individually, but when one of them gets in trouble, they look out for their own. If one of them goes down, they both go down. No 'I' in team, no 'I' in Global Party Exchange. Pulling Shayne to his feet, Jax loads up an irish whip. Into the ropes goes Shayne, rebounded back into a knee to the gut that drops him down onto all fours. Tyler Bryant now tries to get in and help out, but Jax disposes of him, barging him off the ring apron before striding back over to Shayne and stradling his back. By the hair, Johnny then exposes Shayne's jaw... *THUD!* ...and lands a heavy-duty crossface strike. *THUD!* ...and one from the other side. *THUD!* ...before coming back the other way, the third crossface seemingly KOing Brave as he slumps lifelessly to the canvas, with Jax standing over him with complete dominance. COLE We've yet to see a pinfall attempt yet and to be honest, right now, I don't think it's about that to The GPX. Not yet. Jax places his boot across the back of Shayne's head, forcing him to eat canvas as he gets the thumbs up from from Static that he's okay now. With Shayne still pinned down, Jax unwraps the heavy gauze from around his left hand and allows Static to pull the still lifeless Shayne Brave back to his feet. A quick forearm pops Shayne and dazes him up, Scotty then landing a rare headbutt as he puts the badmouth on the relative newcomer for daring to give him the dreaded pee-pee tag. Wringing the arm, Static whips Shayne into the ropes and steps out of the way, allowing Jax to step in and ruthlessly clothesline Shayne down, with the removed length of wristtape! Writhing around with a hold of his throat goes Shayne, as The GPX high-five on a job well done. COLE Things slowing down a little here, which is dangerous news for D*LUX. When it's fast paced, that's the brawl, that's the fight. It's chaotic and anyone's game. Now it's slowed down, this is a case of The GPX picking them shots and having some fun. Sadistic fun, but fun nonetheless. Again Tyler tries to get into the ring to aid his partner, but he's again sent packing by Jax. Static meanwhile has the steel chair and stabs it down onto Shayne, aiming for the throat but thankfully narrowly just missing. He does get Shayne in the chest though, which is bad enough. "FUCK HIM UP SCO - TTY, FUCK HIM UP!" *clap clap* "FUCK HIM UP SCO - TTY, FUCK HIM UP!" *clap clap* COLE Scotty Static, ruthless with that chair. COACH And these people love it. I don't get it. Shayne rolls away to relative safety as The GPX allow him to drag himself up in the corner. Jax has removed the rest of the tape from his left hand now and stalks in after Shayne, clenching his bare knuckles with a wry smile. By the hair again, Jax exposes the jaw... ...but this time, he doesn't get chance to strike, before Tyler Bryant drags him from the ring... *CLANG!* ...and shoves him into the ringpost!! Distracted by his partner's plight, Static quickly rushes over to grab the steel chair across the ring. Wielding the weapon, Scotty then calls out to Tyler, who mistakenly turns around... *CRACK!* ...AND STATIC HURLS THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO HIS HEAD FROM THE RING!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE This has gone from a street fight to a soccer riot all of a sudden!! Down goes Tyler, the chair, rebounding off his skull and down the aisle, narrowly missing one of the OAOAST's intrepid camerman. Static seems pleased and puts a little bit of a badmouth down on Tyler. However, he doesn't notice Shayne Brave in the corner, as he pushes himself up onto the middle rope, encouraging Static back around. Up stands Shayne as Static turns...spotting his opponent's position and instinctively ducking his head. Unfortunately for him, Shayne has delayed the jump though and reads the move, instead going over top with a flying sunset flip... 1... 2... No! COLE The first pin attempt of the match, but not enough. To their feet come both men and in a flash, it breaks down again, as Shayne tackles Static to the canvas and throws frantic fists, Static trying to cover up and block the punches. Static is quickly able to turn the tables and mounts Shayne, slapping him around with some paintbrush strokes. That then turns into another attempt to gouge out the eyes, until Shayne tucks his knees and kicks Static away. Both men again come back to their feet and Static rolls underneath to evade a lunge from Shayne, rushing the ropes. Shayne does a quick 360 and runs headlong at Static, cutting the airborne GPXer out of the air with a Spear!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE Wow, Static gets Speared out of mid-air. No way to absorb that blow or to protect his landing, he must be winded after that. COACH That's one of about three wrestling moves we've seen all match too. If you count a Spear as a wrestling move. Shayne leaves Static to roll around on the mat and leaves the ring, ignoring the hate-mob of Hooligan fans on the floor as best possible as he lifts up the ring apron and starts to hunt for some toys. Over stumbles Jax, but with the collision with the post still fresh on his body he's easily brushed aside and shoved into the guardrail. That buys Static time to crawl over and reach out through the ropes, grabbing Shayne by the hair... *CLANG!* ...and takes a garbage can lid upside the head!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Away rolls Static as Shayne tosses the weapon inside, going back underneath and looking for something else. That something else turns out to be the garbage can itself, tossing that over the top and into the ring before sliding back in, stalking after Static. It's "Showtime" Shayne's turn to get a little ruthless now as he begins to stomp a mudhole into Static's chest in the corner, softening him up before retrieving the garbage can again, placing it in Scotty's lap as he slumps groggily against the bottom turnbuckle. Instinctively, the nice guy babyface tries to ignite some babyface fire and get the crowd clapping, but that falls like a lead balloon in the arena, so Shayne is left to charge sans clapping... ...but Static moves, with the trash can, avoiding Shayne's attempt at a dropkick. Leg buckling off the bottom turnbuckle, Shayne takes a moment to untangle himself as he pulls himself up in the corner, turning to charge after Static again. Static is waiting though and with the trash can held by the handles, he swings it like a baseball bat... ...DUCKED! Shayne narrowly avoids getting his head knocked clear into the 8th row and lands a boot to the gut. Snatching the trash can back, Shayne then reels back, only to fake Static out and land another boot. He has other plans, dropping the can down as Tyler Bryant has just rolled back into the ring. And D*LUX waste little time in showing why they're such tag team specialists, Tyler hoisting Static up onto his shoulders with a fireman's carry and Shayne doubling up, bringing Static down with the Samoan Drop/Neckbreaker combo... *CRUNCH!* ...RIGHT THROUGH THE TRASH CAN!!!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Dayyum! COLE Make your own puns about trash compactors folks, I'm just gonna say Oh, MY, Rock Your Body! As Tyler clutches his shoulder, checking he hasn't sliced it open on the edges of the garbage can, it's left to Shayne to drag Static so his shoulders touch the mat, then make the cover... 1... 2... Broken up by Jax! As he clubs Shayne in the back, Jax pops back up to cut Tyler off, headbutting him deep in the gut. Shayne is then disposed off, tossed carelessly out of the ring by Jax who wants to capitalise on the wounded member of the HI-YAH Tag Team Champions. Grabbing Tyler, Jax lands with his taped right hand to the busted forehead. Another right hand sends Tyler stumbling back against the ropes, hung over the top and measured for a big knee. Jax then loads Tyler up, irish whipping him across the ring and waiting on his return with a quick lift under the armpits, pressing Tyler skywards and intercepting him on the way down, into an Elevated Sitout Powerbomb! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE A little power from the enforcer of The GPX and a wrestling move to boot! COACH Well, they're not just the toughest team going, they're one of the best in the ring too. Triple J declines the opportunity to attempt a pinfall, brushing Tyler away and rolling out of the ring. The destination is again under the ring and Jax wastes no time with the crowd as he grabs what he wants and hauls it into the open air. A ladder. "YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Oh my! COACH Alright, time for a little old school GPX, fool! COLE The GPX, no strangers to ladders. And Johnny Jax went right for it you notice, maybe a little 'old school', seeing as that's what The GPX are claiming D*LUX are trying to be. The best description of Jade Rodez's expression would be 'worried' right now, as she watches Johnny Jax slide the steel ladder underneath the bottom rope and into the ring. Both her men are down and while Static is still convelessing in the corner after his trip through the garbage can, Jax is the man standing. "LA - DDERS RULE!" "LA - DDERS RULE!" "LA - DDERS RULE!" "LA - DDERS RULE!" COLE Yes they do. Propping the ladder up in a neutral corner, Jax retrieves Tyler Bryant and looks to set him up for a whip into the steel. Tyler wrenches his arm away and starts to put up a defence, punching away at Jax to try and keep him at bay, which doesn't work for long as Johnny lands a quick knee to the gut. The whip is reset and Jax gets it this time...but only to arm's length, before Tyler reverses. Jax skids to a halt before he collides with the ladder and turns back, cutting through Tyler with a hooking clothesline. JAX NOT GONNA HAPPEN, BITCH! "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Jax pulls Tyler up again now and again he looks for the whip. This time Tyler does go hurtling towards the ladder...but he throws up a foot, stopping himself short as it rams into a rung. Jax tries to follow in but gets a back elbow. Tyler then adjust the ladder and places the top rung across the middle turnbuckle, leaving it still propped but at a different angle. A more friendly angle for climbing, as Tyler begins to walk the ladder, carefuly not to slip through the rungs as he heads for the top rope. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" But an overhand chop to the back stops him halfway up the ladder! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" Another back chop leaves Tyler aching now and in a precarious position, as Jax also climbs onto the ladder. COLE This does not look good. That ladder is propped in the corner, about 45 degrees and both Jax and Tyler are up there. No good can come of this. COACH Unless you're bloodthirsty. COLE So, most of these people then? COACH Bingo. Jax climbs the bottom few ladder rungs to get behind Tyler and lands a forearm over the back, leaving Tyler doubled over. Infact, he's virtually on all fours on the ladder now as Jax climbs past him. Reaching the top turnbuckle, Johnny transitions onto the ropes now and adjusts himself, so that he's standing on the top rope, hovering over Tyler. The boybander is trying to gain his footing, but can't do so in time... ...as Jax soars... ...AND LANDS A (LOW-KI) DOUBLE STOMP ACROSS THE BACK, CRUSHING TYLER ON THE LADDER!!!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE OH, HE SQUASHED HIM!! HE CRUSHED HIS LUNGS!! COACH That's just WRONG! The ladder buckles a little looks a little bent as Jax, having literally landed on Tyler rather than landing a glancing blow, jumps off of Tyler and back down to the canvas. Jade Rodez looks horrified on the entrance stage as he man is checked on by referee Nick Patrick, showing no dissernable signs of life. "G - P - X!" "G - P - X!" "G - P - X!" "G - P - X!" Jax dismisses Tyler as done now and sees Shayne Brave trying to roll back in, dragging him into the centre of the ring and to his feet. A quick go behind into a full nelson is not contested by groggy Shayne. But once he feels it lock in he knows he has to block, dropping to his knees deadweight to prevent being lifted. His reward is a knee to the spine. A second knee then allows Jax to haul Shayne back up... ...but he slips free in mid-air, countering with a roll-up... 1... 2... Broken up by Static! "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" COLE We've seen The GPX go through some ridiculously tough battles, most recently with the Wildcards. We've seen the punishment they can take. And even after being driven through the trash can as he was, Scotty Static shows just what resiliancy he has. Static and Jax are able to club Shayne into some submissiveness and combine, throwing Shayne across the ring with a double irish whip. A boot to the gut from Jax sets him up for Static, who charges... ...stops... *CRACK!* "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" ...AND WAFFLES SHAYNE OVER THE BACK WITH THE CRUSHED REMAINS OF THE TRASH CAN!!! COLE And the wrestling, abruptly, ends there. The GPX are still passing up on the pin for now and instead, they seem to be enjoying taking some frustrations out on Shayne. After some gratuitous stomps, traffic is directed to pull Brave back up. As told Johnny lifts "Showtime" Shayne to his feet, Jax hooking him up for a side russian legsweep, as Static explodes off the ropes... *SMACK!* ...and NAILS Shayne with the Yakuza Kick, into the legsweep! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Finally, that seems to be enough for The GPX as Jax hooks the leg for the pin... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Well, finally The GPX attempt to win the match. I guess they feel they've proved enough of a point now, that all they need is the topper, which is the 'W' in the win-loss record. A little surprised at the kickout, Jax gives some directions to Scotty and quickly scurries across the ring. Retrieving the steel chair from across the ring, a smile emerges on Jax's face as Static 'helps' Shayne to his feet. He then 'helps' Shayne forward, pushing him into Jax's path... *CRACK!* ...and he gets WAYLAID, the top of the chair striking him right across the crown of the head!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" COACH Man, what a shot that was! COLE That sounded like a gunshot. Which, ironically, wouldn't be that out of place in one of The GPX's street fights you would imagine. Shayne collapses in a heap and for a moment, The GPX aren't sure whether to end it or not. *CRACK!* A chairshot over the back of Tyler, still laid facedown on the propped ladder, seems to answer the question, as Jax says it's over and Scotty makes a rather merciful pin... 1... 2... 3- ...NOOO!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE And a little show of resiliance on D*LUX's part. The GPX has been pretty vocal about their thoughts on these two, but they've clearly been discrediting these two young kids, who do have a lot of guts and a lot of heart. COACH Heart isn't gonna protect you from a chairshot, Cole. COLE No, but it'll help you stay in a wrestling match such as this. With a look of acceptance, Jax seems to say 'fine, let's try this again' as he loads the chair up again. It's a glorified handicap match now with Tyler still prone on the ladder in the corner and in no condition to help, as Static again sets Shayne up. To his feet, the boybander is shoved forwards... ...but he grabs Static's wrist and pulls him forward, ducking his head... *CRACK!* ...AND CAUSING JAX TO CRACK THE CHAIR OVER STATIC'S HEAD!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH OH NO! COLE A miscue from The GPX! Down goes Static, as Shayne quickly takes advantage of Johnny Jackson's despair, kicking the chair from his hands and unloading with a series of forearms on The GPXer! When those begin not to work, Shayne then pushes Jax to arms length and hits a standing dropkick, Jax sent sprawling to the floor as Shayne stays on one knee to gather his bearings. COLE Shayne again showing a lot of heart, fighting off both members of The GPX, but he needs to try and capitalise and capitalise quickly. Without the crowd on his side, it's left to Shayne to motivate himself to drag himself back up to his feet. Jade is trying her best to make herself heard over the hostile crowd, but it's not working. Nevertheless Shayne is back up and his first reaction is to check on Tyler. Picking himself on the ladder, Tyler favours his ribs as he collapses to the mat, pointing Shayne in the direction of Static, who is back up as well. Turning on his heels, Shayne stuns Static with a boot. And with the ladder now departed, he grabs a handful of hair... *CRACK!* ...and throws Static in face-first. Static bounces away as Shayne now drops the ladder flat onto the canvas in the centre of the ring, ready for his next move. Once he can shake off the cobwebs that is. "STA - TIC!" "STA - TIC!" "STA - TIC!" "STA - TIC!" Shayne pulls Static to his feet, the 188 pounder looking a little out of his element as he fires off some right hands. Static is still dazed from the chairshot though and can't find a way to fight back, ending up beaten down by the punches until he's on one knee. Back up he comes, into a front facelock as Shayne turns the tables around and sets for a suplex onto the ladder...BLOCK! Static hooks his foot inside, blocking the lift. Shayne tries again...but again, same result, no suplex. Now Static begins to fire off some shots to the ribs to weaken Shayne up, then lifts in his own right, taking Shayne up...and over, onto his feet, Shayne landing safely behind. Static stumbles around and by now, Tyler has managed to drag himself over. A double knee to the gut sets Scotty up, D*LUX hoisting him up and bringing him down across the knees with their patented double gutbuster! COLE The Cowell Movement! Away falls Tyler, his ribs still hurting, leaving Shayne to cradle Static over with an Oklahoma roll... 1... 2... NO! COLE All four men showing clear signs of fatigue now. This one has taken it's toll and it's going to be gutcheck time and a matter of who wants it more. Clambering up in the corner, Shayne rallies again as he exits the ring, looking to head to the top rope. Unfortunately, he delays just as he gets halfway through the ropes, allowing Static a window back into the match to bundle Shayne off the apron and to the floor. Static now scrambles over and brings Tyler back up, fancying his chances better with the bleeding and beaten boybander. A knee to the gut sets him up for an irish whip, Static positioning himself between Tyler and the stationary ladder... ...but Tyler comes back with a Yakuz... ...NO! Static brushes it aside, wrapping on a waistlock. A standing switch by Tyler puts him behind Static though, managing not to trip over the ladder as he picks Static up for a back suplex... *CRACK!* ...RIGHT DOWN ACROSS THE LADDER!!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Scotty Static's turn to feel just how hard that ladder is... COACH ...and he might be able to feel it again. Up as quickly as his aching ribs will allow, Tyler certainly isn't done yet. Stepping out to the apron beside Static, the weakened Tyler grabbing the top rope and taking a couple of deep breathes, knowing full-well he's going to sacrifice himself as he slingshots in... ...WITH A HÍLO, RIGHT DOWN ON STATIC, CRUSHING HIM AGAINST THE LADDER AGAIN!!!! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Tyler ends up rolling away holding his ribs just as Static does, meaning he can't get the pinfall to follow up. And it also means that both men in the ring are down, Shayne is down on the floor and Johnny Jax... ...is pulling a TABLE out from underneath the ring!! "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Oh boy. COACH Things have just stepped up another notch Mikey boy. Pulling the legs from under the table, Jax sets it up on the outside of the ring near to the apron. A nod and a smile to the crowd nearby tells them that Johnny's got some evil intentions. "TABLE!" "TABLE!" "TABLE!" "TABLE!" COLE And a chant for the table. COACH I thought we'd been to Orlando already. Back in rolls Jax and Shayne is just now entering the ring, giving Jax a target as he charges with a boot. With Shayne down, Jax now has free reign of the ring and decides to take the chance to rummage into his jeans pocket. And what he pulls out is a bit of a surprise, especially to referee Nick Patrick, as in Jax's hand is a hammer! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" COLE Well, no wonder we didn't have a bell to start the match! Jax grabbed the hammer from the timekeeper's table...don't tell me he's gonna use that on D*LUX! COACH What else would he do? COLE ...valid point. Patrick tries to reason with Jax, but the Hooligan just brushes the authority aside and with the tiny hammer wielded, he charges at Shayne...who reacts quickly, stunning Johnny with a quick inverted atomic drop! The hammer goes flying as Shayne holds Jax in place, waiting for Tyler to appear into view and complete the Opposites Attract. Tyler is still down though, allowing Jax to elbow his way out of Shayne's grasp, reaching down and deadlifting him from the canvas, up with a gutwrench and DOWN with a Powerbomb! 1... 2... TYLER WITH THE SAVE! COLE Belatedly or not, Tyler makes it just about on time to save his partner on that occassion! Jax rolls to his feet and pretty soon, we're back to the street fight part of this street fight as he and Tyler start to exchange right hands in the centre of the ring. Over comes Shayne to help out, but he takes an elbow square in the jaw from Jax! Confused as to what happened, Jax then turns around and pays for it, as Tyler lunges and lands the Phantom Neckbreaker! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Finally getting a little encouragement from her team, Jade cheers away from the rampway, as Tyler rolls Jax into the cover... 1... 2... ONLY TWO!! "G - P - X!" "G - P - X!" "G - P - X!" "G - P - X!" Clutching his ribs, Tyler brings Jax up with him to his feet and shoots him off the ropes with a notedly laborious irish whip. Jax is therefore easily able to grab the ropes, stopping himself from bouncing back. Quickly Tyler follows in, but he takes a boot, setting him up for a suplex. COLE Oh no...that table out there on the floor, Jax is looking to put Tyler right through it... ...but that won't happen, as Tyler fights his way out and counters with a quick DDT! As Jax jars into the canvas, Shayne and Static have bundled out to the floor in the background, leaving just two men in the ring. Soon that becomes just one, as Tyler now steps out to the apron, just now noticing the table positioned at ringside and ready to use it. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE This crowd, really getting on Ty...hey...HEY, WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!! COACH What!? The booing isn't for Tyler this time. It's infact for Jade Rodez, or rather the fact she's now lying KOed on the stage with MEGAN SKYE standing over her. Noticing this, Tyler is quickly distracted and turns to what's happening, pointing the incident out to Nick Patrick. All this distraction, taking Tyler's eye off the ball... ...as an arm strikes him right IN the balls. The arm of LANDON MADDIX!? "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Wha...WHAT THE HELL!? THE 24/7 CHAMPION, FROM THE OUTSIDE!! WHERE DID HE COME FROM!? Tyler collapses on the ring apron as Maddix now scampers around the ring, retrieving the hammer from the ring and tossing it over to the timekeeper's table on his way past, back through the crowd. The smirk on Landon's face can be seen a mile away as he uses the extra security to help escort him safely past the fans, who aren't sure whether to cheer Landon for bi-laterally helping their hometown boy or boo him because, well, because he's a dick. Even as he's going through the crowd, Landon keeps his eye on the ring as Jax is now pulling himself up, looking a little confused as he sees Tyler bent double on the apron, but shaking it off and putting it down to his bad ribs. COLE I...I don't get this at all. What business does Landon have out here, with D*LUX of all people. And now, Johnny Jax...I don't think Jax knows what happened. COACH Of course he didn't! You think he'd take assistance from some SWF scumbag after what he's been through this year? COLE Well, did Landon do it to help Jax or...well, I guess it doesn't matter now. The damage has been done and now, Tyler is in trouble. As Landon heads off into the distance, Jax is back to business, as he drags Tyler up. Stepping out onto the apron with the boybander, Jax then stoops low and hoists Tyler up into a fireman's carry position, careful not to lose his footing as he turns towards the table. The crowd have woken from their Landon enduced confusion now and cheer Jax on, as he flips Tyler over, sitting out... *CRAAAASSHHH!!* ...AND PUTS HIM THROUGH THE TABLE, OFF THE APRON, WITH THE JAM SESSION!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE OH, MY!! Having gone through the table BUTT first, Jax can do little more than put his hands on Tyler's chest to simulate the cover. But that's all he really needs to do, Patrick rolling from the ring to count... 1... 2... 3!!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" *DINGDINGDING!* A little subdued, maybe, but the fans react with cheers as the bell sounds and "Make Her Say" strikes up again. Before Scotty Static has any time to celebrate though, he rolls into the ring and notices Landon leaving through the crowd, pointing a finger in his direction despite not knowing what happened. BUFFER Your winners of the match... THE GLOBAL... PARTY... EEEEXXXCCHHAAANNGGEEEE!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Jax pulls himself up on the outside, his hand raised in victory...and he too notices Landon now. But by now, it's too late to ask any questions. COLE The GPX pick up the win in the Hooligan Street Fight...but with Landon Maddix's help. And you can bet that's not how they wanted this to go down. Controversy reigns here on HeldDOWN~! as we're going to have to go to a break. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
