SWF Storm card (June 14/2002)

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Yup...another 4 match show.  Perhaps some of you guys who are too busy for matches, but still posting on the boards could cook up some short promos or something to fill out the show a bit.

 

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Show: SWF Storm

Date: June 14, 2002

Arena: The Dunkin’ Donuts Center in Providence, Rhode Island!

Due date: June 14, 2002 at 12PM (noon) board time.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Johnny Rotten vs. Fallout

- Remember that Johnny Rotten guy?  Well he’s fighting Fallout on Storm!  Awoogah!

Word Limit: 4000 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

3-WAY US TITLE MATCH

Durandal © vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Annie Eclectic

- These 3 new WF wrestlers have been involved in a series of matches since debuting with the company.  Now 2 of them will attempt to defeat Durandal for his US title!

Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect.  If someone is eliminated via pinfall, submission or count-out they can no longer participate in the match and must leave ringside.  The champion must be eliminated in order for the title to change hands.  If the champion is eliminated first, the remaining two will continue the match with the winner becoming the new champ.

Word Limit: 5000 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Sacred © vs. Perfect Bo

- These two have a long history with each other.  Recently it seemed as though Bo had turned his back on Sacred’s stable da Pound and gone face, but it turned out it was just an elaborate ploy to get back at Thugg.  No one knows for sure if he’s back with da Pound, but we may find out more on Storm.

Word Limit: 5000 words

Send to: HVilleThugg

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Chris Wilson & Stryke

- Chris Wilson has set his sights on the SWF heavyweight champion since making his return.  Can Edwin possibly beat the new SWF tag-team champions on his own?

Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect.  Only two men are allowed in the ring at once, Wilson and Stryke must tag in and out.  MacPhisto only needs to defeat one of his opponents to win the match.

Word Limit: 6000 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

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Mothernature says, flarb..."

[Guest midnight_burn]

Ooh, my first SWF main event, and a doosy of one at that. And i should be able to do a promo or something for the show as well

 

A small card, but what's there should be quite good.

 

And now i have the last post on every SWF board. Booyah.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Well sheeeeeeeeit.

 

See, usually you bet on the handicapped guy in handicap matches, becauset that's just how it works.  Underdog and all.

 

But it's frickin' WILSON AND STRYKE.  Like gonads and stryfe, but more lethal.  Very excited about this one, though--I've never faced Stryke, and I haven't faced Wilson in something like 7 months.  

 

The other matches on the card are pretty cool, but it's too bad we're in that "people need a little break" lull.  If you're not booked, I agree with Stubby and Stryke to suggest you take this week to at least write a promo, either for the board or the show.  Promos be da boooooooooooooooomb!

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Awooooooooga! Title shot ahead!

 

Man, show's not for another week... probably means you'll get a shitload of Ash promos. I looooooove proms!

 

 

And promos, too!

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Hmmm, interesting, I've lost to Durandal, but I'm undefeated against Ash....

 

 

so if Ash or I eliminate Durandal, I'm golden!

 

WOOHOO!

 

heh heh heh

 

-Annie 'plotting' E

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Annie!  Clear your mailbox!

 

Thank you

[Guest Muzz]

A title defence, which I'm unusually pumped for.

 

Should be an alright show...

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

A decent card for four matches and a lack of peoples.  The triple threat rematch is gonna be good, as will Sacred/Bo.  Rotten's gonna get rolled pretty hard by Fallout, and that main event has some potential, depending on how we work on biznitch into the shiznit.

 

People's not booked and those that are, you must promo.  You MUST!  I know Ash is, and I know I'll slip something in, and your Crown Prince and World Champ will, but other than that, I just don't know.  Give Fleshandal the opening slot so he can rant on his US opponents, or to Sacred and Bo.

 

PROMO!

[Guest Muzz]

Well, I'm proper fucked now...

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

"Snatch" rules.  I could watch that movie all day.

 

My apologies to anyone and everyone since the main event I'm sending in is a mere 3500 words long and sux0rs very much.  I don't know if Edwin is getting one in or not, as he wasn't sure, so you may get stuck with my piece of crap.  Apologies again.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Speaking of matches...shouldn't I have one or two right about this time?

 

I have none!  Why is this??

 

Don't make me embarrass you in a double no show match.  

 

Da "not a laughing matter" H

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Who knows Thugg.

 

It's not like they had a fucking week to write something.

 

Mothernature says she's surrounded by idiots..."

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

*waves hand* I wrote something.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Well, I didn't get anything finished.  I'm pissed at myself for it, no doubt.  Obviously a week was plenty of time, but some heavy shit came up on Monday, and I really haven't been of an e-wrestling mood lately.  So, please forgive your Mac Daddy, for this is probably the first show in about 4 months not featuring a match or promo of his.  My apologies.

 

Fine example I am, but hey, life trumps all, regrettably.