Kinetic Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 So, here's the thing. Yeah, I guess I might have exposed myself to underage kids. Sure, I might have to put my name and address on some sort of "sex offender" registry. Yeah, I suppose it's true that I'm not allowed within 100 yards of of anyone under the age of 18. But the thing is that I'm 100% innocent of doing anything other than inadvertantly exposing myself to (and then subsequently taking liberties with) a minor. And, in my mind, it was a victimless crime, despite all the waterworks on the witness stand. Does anyone here have any similar experiences? I'd love to hear about them!
Guest Felonies! Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 I was babysitting my five-year-old neighbor in the spring of 2002, basically just keeping an eye on him whilst he shot hoops in my driveway. I was sitting in a lawn chair, reading a book. He asked if I wanted to have a wrestling match; I declined the offer. He persisted, and said I would be Crispin Wah and he would be Rahkishi. No sooner than I could say "okay, I'm gonna put you in a crippler crossface," the kid turns and rubs his ass in my face, yelling "STINKFACE! STINKFACE!" and I immediately bolt up out of my chair. I mean, what if the neighbors saw?
alfdogg Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 You should have jumped up and gave him a knife-edge. That'll learn him real quick.
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