Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 28, 2006 The funk brings in the noise. Edgar Winter's "Frankenstein" playing The Sooner Bruisers to the ring. Big Frank verbally abusing fans ringside who give him and his brother the business, gushing over his ripped physique while Uber circles around to psyche himself up. * DING DING * BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from Oklahoma, 525 pounds, "The Man of Tomorrow" Big Frank and "The Psycho Gremlin" Uber Bruiser... THE SOONER BRUUUUUUUISERSSSSSS! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE A rude reception for the men who will meet Black T for the OAOAST World Tag Team Championship at World Without End this Sunday night live only on pay-per-view. Tonight they'll face the makeshift team of World Tag Team Champion Tony Brannigan and Synth, steming from the incident all 4 men were involved in during the Beverly Hills Blonds-Love Doctors lumberjack match last week. COACH I still maintain the opinion that had Synth and Tony not provoked Big Frank and Uber into a fight, there is no way Simon and Ned would've lost to the Docs. They had the match won. COLE In case you're wondering about the status of the Beverly Hills Blonds and Los Diablos de Fuego, ladies and gentlemen. In addition to the $5,000 they were fined, the Blonds were suspended one week following our telecast last week. Mariachi and Moracca, meanwhile, were given the week off to recover from the blood loss they suffered. COACH Yeah, take management's side, Mikey. My sources tell me the Blonds were NOT suspended, a story created by OAOAST management after Mackenzie DeCenzo told them the Blonds were gonna sit out this week in protest. COLE Of what?! COACH I think it's fairly obvious. "He's Simply Ravishing...OWWWWWW!" The jeers turn into cheers for the introduction of the next team. Separate entrances for the tandem of Tony Brannigan and Synth. "The Ice Heart" Dan Black accompanying fellow tag team champion Tony Brannigan ringside. BUFFER Their opponents. First...from Hollywood U.S.A., weighing 262 pounds, a former World Champion and current co-holder of the tag team championship of the world... TONY BRRRRANNIGAN! COLE Here he comes, Coach. Tony Brannigan, a OAOAST original. And what a reaction he receives from the great fans in attendence tonight. Sharpely dressed in his tailor-made Armani suit Black sits in with the guys at Sofa Central, neatly draping the tag team title over his right shoulder COLE Apparently we're going to be joined by Dan Black. Mr. Black, an unexpected but welcome surprise. BLACK (adjusting headset) You're bloody right it's a welcome surprise. It's not every day a World champion graces your presence. COACH Referring to the tag team championship, of course. Everybody knows Tony Brannigan is the only member of Black T to ever hold [i]the[/i] OAOAST World Heavyweight Title. That's gotta sting a little, doesn't it, Dan? BLACK Ah, I see you're wasting no time trying to cause friction between myself and Mr. Brannigan, Johnathan. But it's just that, Mr. Coachman -- wasting your time. I'm here in support of my tag team partner Tony Brannigan. That said, I'm quite baffled by the OAOAST's decision to allow such a match to occur just days before a major championship bout at World Without End. Not only am I baffled by management, but also Tony. Let's not forget, just last month I nearly injured myself in a match 3 days before Angleslam after Mr. Brannigan demanded we have a bout with The Sooner Bruisers, an injury I have yet to fully heal from. Sometimes the competitive fire gets the best of my partner. "Heart-Shaped Box" hits the moment Black finishes speaking, the crowd ERUPTING for the arrival of "The Heavenly Rocker" Synth. As if he was shot out of a cannon, Synth rushes onstage full of adreanline and storms the ring! The Synthmeister marching to the beat of his own drum, fighting the Bruisers by himself! Brannigan evens the odds, he and Big Frank exchanging heavy fire alongside Synth and Uber. COLE All 4 men picking up right where they left off last week. Synth fighting for himself and his best friends, Logan Mann and wife Holly-Wood, the victims of The Sooner Bruisers. Tony and Big Frank, meanwhile, have beef of their own. Brannigan angered by Frank's questioning of his manhood after OAOAST Champion Drek Stone shrugged off his request for a title shot. COACH (chuckles) More like no sold. BLACK Drek Stone did himself a favor by not recognizing Tony's challenge. He's been waiting a long time for his one on one rematch for the championship he never rightfully lost. Mr. Brannigan is driven by his pent up frustration. Uber and Synth brawl to the outside, falling through the ropes together. The Psycho Gremlin gets his licks in, kicking Synth in the ribs again and again. Third time's not the charm, however. Synth grabs Uber's leg and drives the big man backward into the steel guardrail. Synth stays on the attack, rocking Bruiser with rights and stinging chops. Knee to the gut puts an ends to that. Uber about ready to ram Synth face-first into the ringpost when The Synthmeister blocks it, lands a quick elbow strike to the ribs...and posts Uber! "YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Back inside the ring, Big Frank has Tony reeling after raking the eyes. Front kicks and clubbering forearm shots leave Brannigan rattled. In a remarkable feat of strength, Frank muscles Brannigan up for a military press, only to have Tony return the eye rake from earlier! Attitude Adjustment piledriver coming up, but Frank counters with a backdrop out of sheer instinct. Big Frank still blinded, as evident by his walking right into a Synth FLYING BACK ELBOW! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! The Synth-a-nator popping up to his feet to stomp the face of Big Frank Bruiser! Frank introduced to the turnbuckle. Synth whips him to the far corner and charges in, soaring through the air to deliver a leaping forearm smash...INTO THE RINGPOST! COLE Oh, my. Synth took a risk and it didn't payoff, slamming that twice broken arm onto the ringpost. BLACK As my fellow Englishman Caboose once said, the pitfall of wrestling on emotion is that you're more prone to mistakes. Fighting on guts and determination rather than strategy. And as all of us in the sport know, wrestling is a game of human chess. Slumped on the top rope is Synth, clutching his arm. Big Frank shakes off the cobwebs as he walks over to the corner, smashing Synth's arm again on the ringpost before he climbs onto the second rope and drapes the Heavenly Rocker across his shoulder blades. Super Somoan drop? No, Synth wiggles free and brings Frank down with a POWERBOMB! ONE... TWO... Uber breaks up the pin. Then he and Synth go at it. Charles Robinson stepping in between the two. Synth goes up to the middle rope...and is tagged by Tony. The Synthmeister left hanging by Tony's decision. Brannigan buckles Frank's legs following a hard right. Big Frank whipped him to the ropes...Powerslam! COACH He's not going for it already, is he? COLE Indeed he is. Tony uses the powerslam as the prelude to the OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE spinebuster, planting "The Man of Tomorrow" into the canvas, but the referee doesn't count because a blind tag had been made. Brannigan in the face of Charles Robinson, who tries to explain what happened. Straight out of an action movie, Robinson dives for cover from the big building explosion, that being an Uber Bruiser TOP ROPE BULLDOG!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! Synth saves Tony Brannigan. Brannigan taken to the corner and worked over by The Sooner Bruisers. Big Frank screaming for Dan Black to do something. BLACK You just worry about the match, precious. Does that ever draw the ire of Big Frank Bruiser. Frank momentarily losing focus on the task at hand, giving Tony more than enough time to.stage a comeback. Brannigan exhibiting some of the babyface fire normally seen from the likes of Synth, battling his way out of the Sooner corner. Tony puts Uber on his heels, pushing him further and further away from his corner with giant haymakers. Brannigan sends Uber for a ride. The Psycho Gremlin ducks a clothesline and shoots back at Tony, stopping in his tracks as Tony goes up for a leapfrog...SOONERLINE! COACH DAYUM~! COLE You could hear the air being knocked out of Tony on that one. Uber asks big brother for the boot, and gets just that, driving Tony's face into the sole of Big Frank's boot. A tag is made, and Brannigan is shot off to the ropes. Another vicious Soonerline for Tony Brannigan. Big Frank once again tries to military press slam Tony, and is successful. The Man of Tomorrow gives his bicep some love, then spikes the elbow down onto Tony's heart. The cover! ONE... TWO... TH-- KICKOUT! Frank snaps at the referee, wrapping his massive hands around the pencil-neck of Charles Robinson to protest the count. It's also provides Synth with the perfect opportunity to strike...MISSLE DROPKICK! Big Frank collides into Charles, squashing him on the mat. Charles turns onto his side and curls up in a fetal position, conveniently facing away from the action. Synth wailing away on Frank! Uber returns to the ring wielding a STEEL CHAIR! * BOOM * Synth squirms around like a fish following the chairshot. The Bruisers target the arm. Big Frank repeatedly smashing the edge of the chair down on the arm. COACH Stay here Dan. BLACK (scoffs) I have no intention of helping Synth.. COLE The referee is down and it's 2 on 1. The Sooner Bruisers all over Synth. The Sooners then turn their attention to Tony Brannigan. Tony bashed in the face with a wicked chairshot! Dan Black said he wouldn't help Synth, but you know he'd help his partner. Black entering the ring a house afire, decking both Sooners. Dan's offensive fury is brief, ganged up on by the Sooners. The chair comes back into play. Uber holding onto Dan to give Frank a clear shot. Big Frank swings... * BOOM * ...and misses, drilling his brother! Frank doesn't have time to be shocked. Tony Brannigan rushing from the side to scoop him up in a bearhug as Black hits the near side...3-B! COLE Black Body Bag! There it is, Coach. Black T have nailed it. But the referee is still down. Not if Dan Black has anything to do with it, trying to revive the ref by poking him with the chair! Unbeknownst to Dan, Uber is crotched in the corner. A clap of the hands draws his attention. The Psycho Gremlin charging towards Black, who side steps and cracks the chair across the back, inadvertently causing Uber to bulldoze Synth just as he's rising up! * BOOM * * BOOM * * BOOM * 3 chairshots and Uber still remains on his feet. Suddenly, Black hears footsteps fastly approaching and... * BOOM * ...CLOBBERS TONY BRANNIGAN!! BLACK :o COLE About as much expression you'll ever see from Dan Black, accidently nailing his own parter, Coach. COACH Oh, I don't think it was an accident, Mikey. It looks to me like it was payback for last week. You know, when Tony punched Dan. COLE That was an accident, just like this was. Dan stands over Tony, hands in face. He can't believe what just happened. Neither can the Bruisers, but they'll take it anyway they can. Uber clipping Black's legs from behind, as Frank covers Tony! The bad luck continues for Black T. Uber managing to revive the refere. Charles crawls over to count the fall while shaking away the cobwebs. COLE No, no, no, no. ONE... TWO... THREE! COLE No! * DING DING DING * BUFFER The winners of the match... THE SOONER BRUISERS! COLE Damnit! COACH Oh, baby! Huge, HUGE win for Big Frank and Uber going into World Without End. 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