alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2006 [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg comes out to an ENORMOUS pop, flanked by Team Canada. COLE And here comes Alfdogg, now the three-time Heartland champion after the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell this past Sunday! COACH And he did it with the help of that huge monster of a man, who's about to make his OAOAST debut right now! COLE Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen...please welcome the...[/i] Buffer is cut off by Alf, who shouts instructions at him. BUFFER [i]Please welcome the OAOAST CANADIAN Champion, ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COLE Oh, come on! COACH What's the matter, Cole? Alf's the one who dubbed it the Heartland title in the first place! He has the right to change his mind! Alf takes the mike from Buffer. ALFDOGG Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Getting ready to come down the aisle...he is the newest member of team Canada! Hand picked by myself, from the deepest mountains, RIGHT HERE in Winnipeg, Manitoba! *crowd cheers* He stands 7 feet, 3 inches tall! He weighs 518 pounds! Folks, while you wait on us to take the six-man titles from those poser Hooligans, sit back and enjoy the mayhem, from THE MANITOBA MAMMOTH, DEON BLACK~! The crowd ERUPTS as [i]Speak to Me/Breathe[/i] by Pink Floyd plays, and the massive man walks to the ring. COLE And there he is, "The Manitoba Mammoth", Deon Black! Black climbs up the steps, and steps over the top rope. His opponent circles the ring quickly and timidly, trying to find a way to dodge the big man's attacks. He tries to duck around him, but Black catches him around the throat. COACH Uh-oh, he's caught now! Black tosses him right back into the corner, and delivers a MASSIVE overhand forearm to the chest, leaving his opponent squirming in the corner! COLE And WHAT FORCE behind that blow! Black then delivers shots to the sides of the head and the ears, before delivering a big blow to the gut! COACH He's pretty good with the fists! COLE He's probably pretty good with everything! COACH You'll get no arguments from me! Black grabs the man, and lifts him overhead with ease. COLE And that is a big, BIG press slam! Black walks out of the corner, and drops the man behind him straight down to the mat! COACH And a big, BIG fall, as well! Black grabs the man by the throat, and pulls him up off the mat with one hand. He then lifts him in the air with that one hand, and slams him to the mat with a CHOKESLAM~! COACH And the big man's having his fun in there, Cole! Black then lifts his opponent onto his shoulders, in a fireman's carry, before spinning him around into a Boss Man Slam! COLE And there's the move he crushed Brock with last night! COACH And he's crushed this poor sap with it, too! Black puts both hands on the man's chest... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of the match..."THE MANITOBA MAMMOTH" DEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLACK!!!!![/i] COLE So Alf really making his mark with his latest find, and he'll try to make it again later tonight, when he and Team Canada challenge the Hooligans for the OAOAST Six-Man tag team titles! Let's go to Josh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
