Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2006 (edited) The funk brings in the noise part Deux. The musical stylings of Edgar Winter and their song "Frankenstein" accompanying Big Frank and Uber Bruiser, along with a chorus of boos from the 62 thousand-plus fans jammed inside the AlamoDome to witness the upcoming title match. COLE As cliche as it sounds, tonight is the biggest match in the career of Frank and Uber Bruiser. Everything they've done in the last year -- basically ending the career of Logan Mann on the same night he got married, calling out Black T as they declared war on the tag team division -- has lead in their quest to become World tag team champions. It's make or break time for The Sooner Bruisers. They either put up or shut up here tonight in San Antonio, the birthplace of Tony Brannigan. COACH It may be homecoming night for Tony, Mikey, but Big Frank and Uber will be crowned World tag team champions. SWOOP~ to the ring and Michael Buffer for the introductions. * DING DING DING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest on World Without End is scheduled for one fall and is for the heavyweight tag team championship of the world!! "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" BUFFER Introducing first, the challengers...from Oklahoma, at a total combine weight of 525 pounds, "The Man of Tomorrow" and "Psycho Gremlin"...THE SOONER BRUUUUUUUUUUISERS! Big Frank poses on the turnbuckles, and motions for an underage girl waving a Heavenly Rockers poster to..*ahem*...fondle his joystick. You can imagine how receptive the father is to that gesture, having to be restrained by security as Big Frank and Uber invite him into the ring to do something about it. "Simply Ravishing...OWWWWWW!" Their attention shifts from the fan to the entranceway to men who know how to get the job done. Black T mixing things up a bit by coming to the ring to hometown hero Tony Brannigan's theme song. And a hero's welcome Black T receive as they appear in front of the live crowd, bursting through the thick cloud of black smoke with the World tag team titles wrapped around their waists. COLE Listen to these fans! You'd think the Spurs had just won their 4th NBA title. COACH Well they haven't. You know, now that I think about it, after tonight the Spurs and Tony Brannigan will have a lot in common. COLE They will? COACH Yeah. Their title reigns will have both ended on their home court. Hahahaha! COLE (sarcastic laugh) Real funny, Coach. Who do you think you are, Alfdogg? Nothing has been won or lost yet. Back up to Michael Buffer. BUFFER And their opponents. First...hailing from London, England, 240 pounds..."The Ice Heart" DAN BLLLLLAAAAACK! His partner...from Hollywood U.S.A. by way of SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS... "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" BUFFER (CONT'D) ...the former heavyweight champion of the world, TONY BRANNIGAN! Here are the Trans-Atlantic Wrecking Crew, BLLLLLAAAAAACK TEEEEEEEEEEEE! Tony baskets in the glory, soaking in the cheers while proudly holding his tag belt in the air. Dan Black eye-balling both Bruisers, following up the 3-B hand signal with his trademark THROAT/SLASH~! Unexpectedly and inexplicably, DREK STONE and HOFF blindside Tony Brannigan. The sudden commotion alerts Dan to the problem behind him. Hoff serving in the role as enforcer, meeting Black head-on, the two trading blows as Drek hits Tony with a STONECUTTER ON THE ARENA FLOOR!! COLE No, damnit! We need help out here! Tony Brannigan just went head-first into the concrete floor courtesy of the OAOAST Champion's devastating Stonecutter. That thin piece of carpeting doing little to "cushion" the blow. Why, Stone?! You got your work cut out for you later tonight in your match with Tha Puerto Rican, you son of a bitch! Why, damnit?! Is he trying to send P.R. a message prior to their match? Because I don't understand the meaning of this. Unaware of what has happened Black continues to brawl with Hoff near the entrance. He then notices Brannigan flat on his back, [b][color=#FF0000]BLOOD[/color][/b] gushing out of his head. Dan unstraps his title belt and uses it to fend off Hoff and Stone. A hush silence falling over the AlamoDome. OAOAST officials and producers--I mean agents--arrival on the scene seconds too late, as usual. EMTs not far behind. Women are captured sobbing in the stands, some shielding their young ones from the gruesome sight of a blood covered Tony Brannigan being loaded onto a stretcher. Crotched near Tony Dan Black can only shake his head, rage running through his icy veins. Then a voice. MAN (Off-Screen) Hey Black! Dan pauses and turns his head to the ring where Big Frank stands with a microphone. Uber smirking next to his brother, rubbing his hands together. BIG FRANK Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, boy. Maybe if you stepped away from your boyfriend you'd understand. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" BLACK :angry: BIG FRANK What, I didn't insult your manhood, too? The last person who said I insulted their manhood ended up like Tony Brannigan. In fact, it was Tony Brannigan who felt insulted by "The Man of Tomorrow." I could care less whether or not I insulted you. What I care about are them belts you boys are walkin' around with, because these MEN want 'em. Me and my brother see your partner ain't in no condition to wrestle, so we'll give you the option of going out and finding another partner or forefitting the belts to a real tag team. Your choice. But I recommend forefitting the titles so that you can live to wrestle another day. Black rips the belts out of the hands of OAOAST offical/part-time correspondent Terry Taylor and follows EMTs whisking Tony Brannigan away backstage. BIG FRANK That's what we figured. You Brits think you're smarter than Americans. We bailed your asses outta W-W II and now you gotta find another Yank, as you English muffins say, to save your ass again. It don't make no difference. Our time has come. We ran Logan Mann out of this joint, sent Synth out to him Thursday night, now we dethrone the so-called greatest tag team in OAOAST history. Black T ain't nothing but chumps! Frank lowers the mic as Dan marches to the ring with both title belts in his possession. He walks up the ring steps and asks referee Sir Miles Manchester to bring him the mic. BLACK Mr. Roid Rage, I couldn't help but overhear you state I had the choice of finding a replacement partner or forefitting the belts to you and your mentally challenge brother. I regret to inform you I didn't find another partner... BIG FRANK :) BLACK (CONT'D) ...because this Brit doesn't need anybody saving his ass. With that Dan hurls the tag belts in the Bruisers direction, the center gold plate slicing Big Frank's upper lip, and steps through the ropes, charging forward! Uber decked by a double forearm thrust to the sternum. Frank repeatedly kicked in the midsection and hammered by knife edge chops that draw a collective "WHOOOOOO" from the fans. Black peppers the head with a combination of rights and forearm shivers, then shoots Big Frank to the ropes and delivers a DECAPITATING LARIAT~! Daniel Maxiums Black introduces the sole of his boot to the face of "The Man of Tomorrow" before hitting a Falcon Arrow suplex. Black slashes the throat and climbs to the top! COLE Dan Black looking to end it early. COACH If Dan Black beats the Sooner Bruisers by himself, it will go down as the biggest upset in history. Dan spreads his arms out like wings and is about to fly when Uber reappears standing over Frank, daring Black to jump. The Ice Heart actually plays to the crowd, gauging their reaction before making his decision. Their approval is so overwhelming Dan knows what to do next. He dives at Uber...only to be caught in midair and suplexed overhead! COACH (laughing) I bet that's the last time we see Danny boy pander to the fans. The Sooner Bruisers descend on Dan Black like vultures. The would-be tag champions putting the boots to the man who has won nearly every championship in OAOAST history. Big Frank scales the turnbuckles as Uber drapes Dan face up on his right shoulder. The Man of Tomorrow French kissing the peak of his right bicep, before dropping the big elbow from the top! The cover! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Black sustains one high-impact move, but can he withstand another? Big Frank's belly-to-belly suplex planting him in the middle of the ring. Leg hooked. ONE... TWO... TH-- NO! Dan kicks out again. Frank digs into the playbook of other famous wrestling families, starting with "A" for Anderson, ramming Dan's head into his own brother Uber's! Following an exchange the Psycho Gremlin whips Black to the ropes and explodes from the line of scrimmage, clotheslining Dan out of a 3-point stance! ONE... TWO... THR-- KICKOUT! COLE Frustration beginning to creep in. The Sooner Bruisers have to be amazed by Dan Black's intestinal fortitude. They told him, after Tony Brannigan was brutally attacked by Drek Stone, to either find another partner or forefit the tag team championship. Black did neither, choosing to go at it alone in the ring. I say that because he has 62 thousand strong behind him, all of whom came to see the return of Tony Brannigan to his hometown. COACH There you go, building Black T up the same way ABC did Notre Dame when the Fighting Irish snatched victory from the jaws of defeat. The Sooner Bruisers aren't Michigan State, baby boy. The only shot Dan Black has of winning is if Big Frank and Uber are jobbed the same way their alma mater were a few weeks ago in Oregon. Dan has to contend with both Bruisers in the ring. They send him for the ride and hot shot on the top rope. Again and again, from each side of the ring. Uber and Big Frank prepare for the final hot shot, but Dan has other things in mind, putting on the brakes and kicking Uber in the shoulder. Frank looks up. BIG FRANK :o KICK, WHAM...BLACKOUT! Dan returns to his feet and avoids a lunging Soonerline. He spins Uber around and lands a glancing kick to the gut that's enough to double the big guy over, hooking both arms...PITCH BLACK! COLE He got it. Upset in the making! No there isn't. Uber no sells Pitch Black and stiffs the shit outta Dan with a Soonerline! The Psycho Gremlin running circles around Black, howling to the heavens. Big Frank calls for and receives the tag. He places Dan on the top and goes up with him. OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPERPLEX! Black's body bouncing up from the mat like a rubber ball. Frank turns Dan on his back and grinds the elbow into his face as he covers him. ONE... TWO... THREE-- KICKOUT! Snapmare into a reverse chinlock, Frank digging the knee into the spine of the back. Black grimacing in pain. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" COACH :huh: COLE Holy smokes! It's... COLE & COACH TONY BRANNIGAN! As you'd expect, the fans blow the roof off the AlamoDome as Tony Brannigan powerwalks to the ring, a blood soak bandage wrapped around his forehead. Running on adreanline Tony hops onto the apron and pounds on the top turnbuckle, getting the crowd involved. Black's eyes light up upon spoting Tony urging him on in the corner. Dan rises to a vertical base, firing a succession of back elbows to Big Frank's midsection, sending him off to the ropes and switches from a sleeper hold to his dreaded DRAGON SLEEPER in one fell swoop! COACH How does Black do it? The punishment he's taken would've put the average wrestler out long ago. COLE Dan Black isn't your average wrestler, Coach. He's one of tough son of a bitch. Big Frank tries breaking free by bashing Black upside the head with his fists, to no avail. Black then decides to lift Frank for an inverted suplex, but it's not as simple as it sounds. The Ice Heart flipping Frank in the air and straight down in a 3/4 facelock...OSAKA STREET CUTTER!!! Dan adds to the drama by slowly rolling over to place an arm across Frank's chest. Miles Manchester checking to see if both shoulders are down for no apparent reason. Or is there? ONE... TWO... THREE! NO!! Referee Manchester waving off the pin broken up by Uber just milliseconds before his hand slammed the mat for a third time. The partisan crowd reacting angerily to the--right--decision. Suddenly, Uber joins the side of right and virture and agrees to Earl's demand to exit. Tony Brannigan practically falling over the top rope in hopes of nabbing Dan's attention for a tag. Black sees Tony and denies his request, citing health concerns. COLE No, Dan. What are you doing? Make the tag. I understand your concern, but I can't imagine Tony would risk his health if he didn't think he could go. COACH Oh, shut up, Mikey. Black's totally in the right here. God knows what kind of treatment Brannigan received backstage. They could've hooked him up to IVs or even given him a blood transfusion for all we know. Besides, Danny boy's got Big Frank where he wants him. Reeling. Black brings Frank back to his feet and has to duck a punch, waistlocking the Man of Tomorrow from the rear and hits the first of three suplexes that make up the CHIMERA SUPLEX SEQUENCE -- Tiger, German and Dragon! COLE Dan Black just dealed The Sooner Bruisers a death blow. Here's the count! ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE Uber AGAIN with the save. Black T had it won there. COACH Say what you will about the guy, but Uber has impeccable timing. COLE I'll give you that. I think the Heavenly Rockers and Holly would too. Uber is rightfully scolded by Miles Manchester. In the background, Black performs a beautifully executed snap suplex and heads to the top. Dan is stunned when Tony rushes over and tags himself in, naturally causing the crowd to ERUPT. The tag is allowed because Uber was still in the ring at the time the exchange was made, leaving the corners unassigned and open for business. And Tony Brannigan is all business once inside, clotheslining both Bruisers. The Sooners rocked by hard rights and big forearm smashes. Dan Black watches from the apron, hands on hips. Is he still mad about the tag or surprise at how well Tony is doing? No matter his view Brannigan is dominating. A pair of atomic drops delivered to the Sooners...and a RUDE AWAKENING for Frank! ONE... TWO... THR-- KICKOUT! Tony snapmares Frank over and comes off the top with a KNEE DROP TO THE HEAD! ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO! COACH This is one of the damnest matches I've ever seen, Mikey. First it was Dan Black showing all the guts and determination, fighting the Bruisers on his own, now it's Big Frank. COLE That's how much the OAOAST tag team championship means to both teams. They both want it. But only one team will go home with the gold. Just when it looks like things are totally going in favor of Black T, one reversed Irish whip and a TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM later changes all that. The fresh Uber is tagged in and a pattern develops, that being to turn Tony upside to rush the blood to his head. Uber accomplishes that with a GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB! ONE... TWO... THR-- KICKOUT! Brannigan sent in and shot back off the ropes...POWER BODYSLAM! ONE... TWO... THRE-- NO! Irish whip to the far corner, Uber charging in...and eats a big boot to the face! The Psycho Gremlin staggers out of the corner as Tony, in no mood to go up to the top does just that, goes up to the top. What follows is no surprise given the amount of blood lost. Tony loses his balance and falls directly into the arms of Uber, who smashes Brannigan's ribs into opposite corners and spikes him into the mat! COLE Oklahoma Stampede! This may be it. COACH How quickly the tide turns. ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO! Dan Black...DIVING HEADBUTT! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" That triggers a brawl between Dan Black and The Sooner Bruisers. Right back where we started. Miles Manchester juggles the task of trying to restore order and keeping Tony Brannigan from endangering himself. Black proves why he's one tough bastard, taking the best Big Frank and Uber have to offer and dishes it back at the same time. Unfortunately, Tony can't do much of anything still lying on the mat motionless, prompting Miles to call for the bell. * DING DING DING * "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE What happened? COACH I think Miles signaled for the bell. COLE But why? I think we may have a double disqualification. Referee Miles Manchester unable to keep the peace. Miles confers with Michael Buffer as OAOAST officials and EMTs once again return to the side of Tony Brannigan. Officials separating Black and the Sooners while EMTs attend to Brannigan. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. I have been informed by Hall of Fame official Sir Miles Manchester that due to the amount of blood lost by Tony Brannigan, which has rendered him unconscious, it is in his best interest that the match be stopped. Therefore, the winners of the match...and NEEEEW professional wrestling tag team champions of the world, Big Frank and Uber Bruiser...THE SOONER BRUUUUUUUUUUUISERS! "BULLSHIT!" "BULLSHIT!" "BULLSHIT!" Frank and Uber end the arguring with Dan Black and OAOAST officials to celebrate their victory, sharing a big hug after finally achieving their goal. Dan Black is absolutely livid. Livid at the referee for stopping the bout and perhaps at himself for allowing Tony to compete knowing the shape he was in. While the Bruisers continue their celebration in the ring, EMTs load Tony onto the stretcher outside and wheel him backstage for the second time tonight. Dan Black SPITING at the feet of the new champions, who are too busy celebrating to pay any attention. COACH Whoever said you can't go home again was right. New tag team champions, The Sooner Bruisers! [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/papacita/OAOAST/novreignposter.jpg] [b] Sunday night, November 26 [color=#993399]LIVE[/color]! [color=#993399]ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW[/color]![/b] Edited October 1, 2006 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
