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Guest Black Tiger

Does HHH have a probelm with Cruiserweights making him look bad? The divison was getting red hot and now its champion was in a stalker angle, and the wrestlers are regulated to tag team matches.

 

What Vince should do is just put Malenko in charge of the whole divison, making it seperate from the heavyweights like in New Japan. I know he's the booker or something but they need:

 

A: More wrestlers (they have five, with two on the way)

 

B: A new champion, I like Hurricane but they need someone without a gimmick.

 

C: More TV time. The Velocity match showed how good they are when given 15 minutes.

 

D: PPV Time, we wouldn't want to DRAW more fans would we?

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B: A new champion, I like Hurricane but they need someone without a gimmick.

 

I disagree with this. The Hurricane is the most over of the cruiserweights, therefore it is a wise decision to put the belt on him.

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Guest Slapnuts00

I'll have to disagree with most of your points. First of all, I highly doubt Triple H is even bothering to get involved with the cruisers. Second, the whole point of putting the cruiserweight champ in a storyline, is to get the championship and the division over. In WCW we had great matches, but no storyline or real feuds. With Hurricane/Knoble and Tajiri/Maven, as ridiciulous as the stories are, they're giving the cruisers time, and making people care. As for TV time, they're getting their share, and Knoble/Hurricane and Tajiri/Maven are PPV locks. As for more, they will be added. Mysterio is gonna debut soon, and it sounds like he'll be made a big deal of. Plus they have a bunch of the old WCW guys still in the minors that they'll call up soon. Just relax, the Crusiers are finally gettting some attention.

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Guest Anglesault

Take them all off SD! and put them on Velocity. They can have an hour to put like three cruiser only matches on that show, and it won't interfere with what I want to see on SD!. (And no, I do NOT want to see some hooting and hollering imbecille flop around the ring with a pretend superhero)

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First of all, I highly doubt Triple H is even bothering to get involved with the cruisers.

 

I assumed he was just tossing off a retarded HHH joke. Sometimes I think I'm giving the anti-Trips contingent too much credit: they may really be that sad.

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Take them all off SD! and put them on Velocity. They can have an hour to put like three cruiser only matches on that show, and it won't interfere with what I want to see on SD!. (And no, I do NOT want to see some hooting and hollering imbecille flop around the ring with a pretend superhero)

Well, if it was up to you, Velocity would be renamed Anglelocity and would be a 1 hour Kurt Angle exclusive show. ;)

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Take them all off SD! and put them on Velocity. They can have an hour to put like three cruiser only matches on that show, and it won't interfere with what I want to see on SD!. (And no, I do NOT want to see some hooting and hollering imbecille flop around the ring with a pretend superhero)

you want to see the orange goblin stick his yellow boot all the way up Angel's rectum, with Angle shooting:  "Thank you, give me more!" the entire time.  

 

Why not go for a change of pace and watch something fun like a bunch of little guys hopping around busting their ass for a good show.  So what if it's a spotfest, still fun to watch.

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And on Anglelocity, Kurt would look into the camera at the start of each show, telling Anglesault how much he loves him, and that he (Kurt) wants to marry him, and have his children. Anglesault, with his true love finally telling him what he wanted to hear all along, will be on cloud nine.

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And on Anglelocity, Kurt would look into the camera at the start of each show, telling Anglesault how much he loves him, and that he (Kurt) wants to marry him, and have his children. Anglesault, with his true love finally telling him what he wanted to hear all along, will be on cloud nine.

LOL!

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Guest Anglesault
Why not go for a change of pace and watch something fun like a bunch of little guys hopping around busting their ass for a good show.  So what if it's a spotfest, still fun to watch.

It bores me. Half those moves couldn't take ME out.

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Guest dr deaf

yeah, true.  I think that would require a massive dose of ridilin or prozac.  Whatever whacky psychoactive drugs they give kids with ADD these days.  

 

Either that or just some alone time for you with a warm glass of milk while you watch kurt get bare assed over and over again.

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Okay, tell me how the flipping armdrag would hurt? Or that stupid foward roll over the back of a bent opponent (Used by Scotty too Hotty) Or the leg on the neck fackflip shit? Or The BRONCO BUSTER?

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Okay, tell me how the flipping armdrag would hurt? Or that stupid foward roll over the back of a bent opponent (Used by Scotty too Hotty) Or the leg on the neck fackflip shit? Or The BRONCO BUSTER?

The arm drag throws someone from their arm onto their back with a medium-high levle of impact. It's supposed to hurt.

 

Tell me how the Stunner is supposed to hurt. Or the leg drop. Or the Anklelocke, really. Ever seen someone tap to an anklelocke? If this were shoots, everyone would just use Cross Armbreakers and Guillotine Chokes, but it's not, is it?

 

Scotty isn't a credible junior. Rey wasn't a credible junior once he started doing the bronko buster, so neither is relavent.

 

Juniors are fine if done right. Not like Smackdown isoverflowing with great wrestling as it is.

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Guest Anglesault

And there are FAR too many rollup pin variations for my taste

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Guest RickyChosyu
And there are FAR too many rollup pin variations for my taste

It's part of the fast-paced TV match mold. Lots of near falls can create the illusion that the match is longer. Give them time on Pay-Per View and they do fine.

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Guest Anglesault

It's not diffinitive. I want one solid high impact move that LOOKS like it should end the match. Not a victory roll, not a cradle, not a FUCKING ARMDRAG. A Move that LOOKS like it should take the person out. I think Tajiri is the only cruiser who has a finisher like that.

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Guest treble charged

Chavo used a brainbuster on Velocity.  I figure that is credible enough (especially against someone like Funaki).

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

As far as I am concerned, a crappy cruiserweight division is better than no cruiserweight division at all, which is what the WWE had for the better part of the last 4 years.

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than no cruiserweight division at all, which is what the WWE had for the better part of the last 4 years.

 

4 of the best years in WWF history, from a buisness stand point, and a creative standpoint

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Guest Anglesault

I was counting full years. 98, 99, 00 and parts of 01 were VERY good.

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I was counting full years. 98, 99, 00 and parts of 01 were VERY good.

98 and 99 were good in storyline terms. The wrestling sucked some serious ass back then.

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Guest Anglesault

Really? I don't really remember anything being offensively bad, but you're probably right.

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Guest y2jailbait

Angle-plex=Brilliant. Simply said WWE Cruisers blow, WCW Cruiser rock.

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Guest RickyChosyu
It's not diffinitive. I want one solid high impact move that LOOKS like it should end the match. Not a victory roll, not a cradle, not a FUCKING ARMDRAG. A Move that LOOKS like it should take the person out. I think Tajiri is the only cruiser who has a finisher like that.

I think part of the problem is that the management has trouble with letting the cruisers take the big risky moves that often set the division appart. Helms' Vertebreaker (Reverse Gorry Special Bomb) is the most dangerous move I've seen in wrestling from recent times, but I doubt management wants him doing it.

 

Knoble used a Tombstone before. He's quite the Pocket-Benoit in general, too, which means his offense is very legit. Kidman's Shooting Star Press isn't the prettiest one ever done, but it draws a pop and can be bought as a finisher. Chavo has a number of moves he can do, but he seems to be going with the brainbuster now-a-days. Still perfectly credible. I mean, if Taker can win matches with "Dragon Sleepers" then I'm sure anything the Cruisers do will be credible.

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Guest RickyChosyu
Angle-plex=Brilliant. Simply said WWE Cruisers blow, WCW Cruiser rock.

Funny, considering all WCW Cruisers are WWE Cruisers now, save Tajiri. That's quite a stretch of the word brilliant, if you ask me.

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Guest raptor
It had a very soft landing, but it was decent.

I don't see Angle tossing people through the ring with his spinning Samoan Drop. Landings from moves are usually soft... it's whether or not the fans believe it's a finisher. They believe in the Angleslam, they believe in Hurricane's Eye of the Hurricane/Overcast/Chokeslam. It's all relative.

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Guest Anglesault

Helms isn't using the Vetebreaker right nwo, and I've never seen it. All I see is the Eye of the Hurricane (WTF is that supposed to do?) And that weak ass Hurri-chokeslam that occasionally hits.

 

There are various degree of tombstones. Some looke REALLY bad (I'm looking at YOU, Kane) so until i see it, I can't comment on Knoble.

 

Kidman has that "I'll kind of shit on your head" thing that looks real bad. And the SSP never did anything for me. It just just seems way to low impact for me.

 

I wasn't wild for that brainbuster, but it was passable.

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