Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2006 (edited) Kinda pointless, but it plugs the upcoming Syndicated broadcast and reminds people the tag champs are still alive. COLE Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Michael Cole and The Coach here with you from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. The OAOAST truly a worldwide phenomenon, popular "across the country and around the world" as our Syndicated colleagues would say. And be sure to catch an extended version of OAOAST Syndicated the weekend of October 28-29. Our way of thanking you, the fans, for making OAOAST Wrestling the #1 program in ALL of syndication. COACH More successful than "Dallas" in the UK. Bigger than "Baywatch" in Germany. Loved more in France than Pepe Le Pew. OAOAST Syndicated, baby! COLE Stay tuned to the OAOAST television network and OAOAST.com for more information on that event as it becomes available. But right now Tony Schiavone is standing by with the new -- you heard me right, new -- World tag team champions the Sooner Bruisers, who dethroned Black T 18 days ago. Before we go to them backstage, let's first re-live the closing moments of that epic encounter. * SWOOP IN * ANGLESLAM TWO WEEKS AGO [quote]Irish whip to the far corner, Uber charging in...and eats a big boot to the face! The Psycho Gremlin staggers out of the corner as Tony, in no mood to go up to the top does just that, goes up to the top. What follows is no surprise given the amount of blood lost. Tony loses his balance and falls directly into the arms of Uber, who smashes Brannigan's ribs into opposite corners and spikes him into the mat! COLE Oklahoma Stampede! This may be it. COACH How quickly the tide turns. ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO! Dan Black...DIVING HEADBUTT! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" That triggers a brawl between Dan Black and The Sooner Bruisers. Right back where we started. Miles Manchester juggles the task of trying to restore order and keeping Tony Brannigan from endangering himself. Black proves why he's one tough bastard, taking the best Big Frank and Uber have to offer and dishes it back at the same time. Unfortunately, Tony can't do much of anything still lying on the mat motionless, prompting Miles to call for the bell. * DING DING DING * "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE What happened? COACH I think Miles signaled for the bell. COLE But why? I think we may have a double disqualification. Referee Miles Manchester unable to keep the peace. Miles confers with Michael Buffer as OAOAST officials and EMTs once again return to the side of Tony Brannigan. Officials separating Black and the Sooners while EMTs attend to Brannigan. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. I have been informed by Hall of Fame official Sir Miles Manchester that due to the amount of blood lost by Tony Brannigan, which has rendered him unconscious, it is in his best interest that the match be stopped. Therefore, the winners of the match...and NEEEEW professional wrestling tag team champions of the world, Big Frank and Uber Bruiser...THE SOONER BRUUUUUUUUUUUISERS! * CLIP * Frank and Uber...celebrate their victory, sharing a big hug after finally achieving their goal.[/quote] * SWOOP OUT * Schiavone and the Sooner Bruisers in front of the HD backdrop. Frank's arms so big he's able to wear the tag title as an armband! Uber sticking with the timeless belt around the waist method. SCHIAVONE I hate to say it, and no way he would admit it, but had it not been for referee Sir Miles Manchester, Tony Brannigan may have joined the likes of Logan Mann as having had his career ended at the hands of the Sooner Bruisers, new One & Only tag team champions of the world. And gentlemen, while history will forever link you with having ended the third title reign of arguably the greatest team in OAOAST history Black T, now it's time for you to write your own as you prepare to make your first championship defense next week on HeldDOWN~! against a yet to be announced opponent. BIG FRANK And it don't matter who it is, Tony Schiavone. The Sooner Bruisers have destoryed the Heavenly Rockers and shattered the myth that is Black T. Every tag team in the OAOAST oughta pack their bags and seek employment elsewhere, because there isn't a team here who can beat us. And those who think they can...heh...they better demand double the pay to cover their hospital bills. UBER Ow, ow, ow, owwwwwwwwww! The short and to the point interview ends with Big Frank flashing the biceps and Uber snarling. SCHIAVONE Back to you at Sofa Central. Edited October 13, 2006 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
