King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2006 The highest rated show in Syndicated television, returns! And this time, it's a 2-Hour Special! [b][COLOR=blue]OAOAST SYNDICATED~![/b][/COLOR] [i]October 28th, 2006 - Check local listings[/i] As we return to HeldDOWN~! it seems we're already in progress, having missed the entrance of a former World Heavyweight Champion. Damn commercials. "It Ain't Over For Me" by Terrence Howard plays in the background as Stephen Joseph Popick stands in the centre of the ring impatiently waiting on his opponent for tonight. Behind him stands his bestest buddy Tha Puerto Rican, eyes also fixed on the entrance way as we go to Michael Buffer. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican! Hailing from Atlanta, Georgia... he weighs two hundred, twenty five pounds... the former OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, SSSTTEEEEPPHHHEEEEENN... JJJOOOOOOOSSSSEEEEEEEPPHHHHHHH... PPOOOOOOOOPPIIIIIIIIIIIIICCKK!!!! Popick gets a surprisingly mixed reaction, considering his reputation as "The Most Hated Man in the OAOAST"™, but doesn't acknowledge the crowd what-so-ever. COLE Popick is fired up and who can blame him? After what went down last week, with Jamie O'Hara's offhand and off-colour comment towards PRL regarding World Without End, the situation between the two men has done nothing but escalate and now PRL's "Career Consultant" is stepping in to defend the honour of Tha Puerto Rican tonight. COACH Hold up a second. Is he his "Career Consultant" or his house husband? Defending his honour!? COLE Defending his honour. COACH Oh, brother. One loss and suddenly everybody's queing up to dry PRL's tears, someone makes a little quip towards him and everyone is up in arms. Since when did PRL's honour matter to you anyway!? You're such a hypocrite it's untrue. COLE I feel a lot more sympathy for Tha Puerto Rican since World Without End. No-one deserved to be on the end of that sort of situation. As PRL and Popick grow ever more frustrated in the ring, finally someone in the truck cues up the music of Jamie O'Hara. Storming through the entrance doors O'Hara is already talking that garbage as he makes his way down the aisle, Popick having to try and calm PRL down in the ring to convince him not to do anything stupid. BUFFER And his opponent. From Birmingham, England... he weighs one hundred, seventy pounds... "THE BIRMINGHAM BAD BOY"... JJJJAAAAAAAAMMIIIIIEEEEEE... OOOOOOO'HHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRRRAAAAAAAA!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The brash youngster continues to jaw with Popick from the outside, climbing to the apron... but jumping right back down as PRL threatens to attack! O'Hara protests to referee Nick Patrick and demands that he get rid of PRL before he gets into the ring. But PRL isn't going to go without a fight, brushing Patrick away as he dares O'Hara to "bring it". "P - R!" "P - R!" "P - R!" "P - R!" COLE This crowd want to see PRL and O'Hara go at it! COACH Too bad. O'Hara continues to stall as now Stephen Joseph steps in to calm his buddy down. Managing to talk some sense into Tha Puerto Rican, Popick guides PRL out of the ring... ...which allows O'Hara to sneak in and attack from behind!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" *DINGDINGDING!* As the bell is frantically called for, O'Hara lays in some forearms across the back of Stephen Joseph as on the outside PRL struggles to keep his cool, slamming his hands into the apron and complaining to referee Patrick about the sneak attack. There's nothing Patrick can really do now though, as O'Hara turns Popick around and connects with the forearms to the face. COLE O'Hara gets the jump on the former World Champion before the bell and he has no qualms what-so-ever about using shady tactics to gain an advantage. COACH You could say the same about Popick. Or PRL. A series of five forearms back Popick into the ropes, O'Hara sending him off the other side with an irish whip and connecting with a textbook standing dropkick as SJP bounces back. O'Hara plays it up for the fans which further infuriates PRL, yelling at Popick to get back up. And he does just that while O'Hara backs into a corner and waits on him to turn around. Still looking a little dazed, Popick doesn't even attempt an attack as J-OH brushes past him in his way towards the opposite corner of the ring, vaulting to the middle rope and moonsaulting... ...over Popick, who retracts his head just in time. To his credit O'Hara lands on his feet and again talks some smack to the crowd about his superior smarts... *SLAP!* "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" ...but a vicious SLAP upside the head from Popick destroys a few of those precious braincells and sends O'Hara retreating to the floor! COLE Well that ought to put O'Hara in his place! O'Hara whines about the slap on the floor but he doesn't have much time to do so, as PRL starts to stride around ringside in his direction. Quickly Jamie rolls back into the ring, but right into Popick who boots him upside the head, hauling the youngster to his feet and pinning his arms over the top rope... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...for a knifedge chop, lighting up the pasty Brit! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and a second! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" Another chop connects, causing O'Hara to yelp in pain! Popick pulls the arms off the ropes and wrings out the right arm, setting up an irish whip which sends O'Hara hurtling across the ring. Before he hits the opposite ropes though O'Hara tucks and rolls, coming up short of the ropes which brings a big smile to his face. A big smile which is soon wiped off by Popick as he charges in with a clothesline, turning The Birmingham Bad Boy inside out! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE What a clothesline from Popick! He put everything behind that one! COACH What's with all the animosity here? People need to learn how to take a damn joke. COLE How anyone could find what happened at World Without End funny is beyond me. O'Hara crawls to the corner looking for a reprieve, but is followed in by Popick. Pulling O'Hara to his feet, SJ rams him face-first into the top turnbuckle. With another irish whip Popick then looks to send O'Hara into the opposite corner, this time finding no counter from the Brit and charging in after him. However, O'Hara is able to plant his hands on the top rope and floats up and over the on-rushing Stephen Joseph, landing stylishly on his feet and instantly turning to run off the ropes. Popick manages to avoid colliding sternum first with the turnbuckles and turns around, just in time to see O'Hara soaring towards him with a spinning wheel kick and in time to duck underneath, causing O'Hara to crash and burn! COLE There's the veteran experience from the former World Champion. Pulling himself back up, O'Hara stumbles into a boot to the gut from Popick, who quickly wrenches the neck up over his shoulder and drives J-OH down with a Neckbreaker! The lower half of Jamie's body eventually follows, not in time to avoid getting folded up awkwardly on his neck, prompting Popick to make a quick cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Popick slowly drags O'Hara to his feet, popping him with a forearm to the side of the head on the way up. Spinning his man around, Popick then sets up for a back suplex, getting O'Hara up but losing control in mid-air, as O'Hara flips over and lands safely on his feet behind him. Quickly Popick throws a back elbow, but O'Hara ducks that and lands a quick boot to the gut before putting the badmouth on SJ and telling him it's "payback time, bitch". A wrench of the neck sets up the neckbreaker... but Popick reaches up and breaks the grip and instead drops Jamie with another neckbreaker of his own! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" COLE So much for that tactic. Another cover by Popick... 1... 2... No, kickout! Rolling over, Popick now stalks around O'Hara, waiting for him to recover. PRL C'mon Popick, break his damn neck! COACH HEY! Come on, you can't condone that! COLE PR has every right to be angry, Coach. He's the innocent in all this, for once. With his friend's words ringing in his ears Popick creeps up behind O'Hara and applies a Sleeper as he gets back to his feet! "YYEEEEEEAAAA..." As soon as he feels the move sunk in though, O'Hara rushes for the corner and drops to his knees, the momentum sending a helpless Popick lurching forward and face-first into the middle turnbuckle, to the despair of Tha Puerto Rican who stands just inches away on the floor. "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH There we go! Great leverage move from J-OH! As Popick lies slumped face-down on the middle buckle, up clambers O'Hara, putting the boots to the back of Stephen Joseph before smushing his face into the buckle with a knee! Another knee! And a third, this time pinning down on the back of the head and attempting to smother Popick! "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOU - " O'Hara breaks on four, not saving him from a warning from the referee. COLE Last week Jamie O'Hara was on the losing end of the big main event, The Hooligans dropping the 6-Man Tag Team Championships to Team Canada, thanks to The Wildcards. And as much as Popick and PRL have a lot of pent up frustration tonight, Jamie O'Hara must have too. COACH J-OH's always got something pent up! He's always up for a fight, dawg! COLE 'Word.' With the cocky smile back on his face Jamie lets PRL hear it as he backs Popick into the corner, stomping away repeatedly at the midsection before stopping to favour his neck. That almost gives Popick a window back into the match as he comes out of the corner swinging with right hands. But in the midst of the flurry, O'Hara sneakily jabs him in the eyes, unseen by the referee but certainly seen by PRL who leaps to the apron to complain. That only serves to distract Nick Patrick though, allowing O'Hara to slip off one of his Nikey trainers and quickly clock Popick in the face with the heel behind the referee's back! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE He hit him with his shoe! Give me a break! COACH You can kick with the shoe, so why not that? Nothing wrong with that in my book. As PRL's complaints continue to fall on deaf ears he goes back to the floor frustratedly. O'Hara quickly drops the evidence and scrambles on top of Popick with a cover, as Patrick slides into position... 1... 2... Shoulder up! 2 count is confirmed, in doing so Patrick stumbling upon a discarded trainer (or sneaker, whatever). O'Hara innocently claims that it 'fell off' though and puts it back on, while Popick rolls into a corner to pull himself back up. COLE Referee none the wiser. Let's just hope Patrick doesn't see the Nike tick embedded in Popick's forehead. With both shoes back on O'Hara now goes back on the attack, charging across the ring and launching in with a big flying elbow attack in the corner! Bouncing off of Popick, O'Hara taunts PRL and almost luring him back into onto the apron, The Corporate Champion barely keeping his cool as O'Hara launches in with a Stinger Splash to again crush Popick in the buckles. COLE That's one of PRL's moves! COACH He's got too many moves. Anyway, technically it's Sting's move. A snapmare puts Popick flat on his back now as O'Hara fiddles with his trainers, checking they're properly on before springing up off the canvas and twisting through mid-air with a STANDING CORKSCREW SENTON SPLASH!! "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH OH! OH! OH! OH! COLE Impressive acrobatics from Jamie O'Hara! Popick rolls around kicking his feet as O'Hara teases PRL and tells him plain and simple, "you can't do that, boi!", before following up with the cover... 1... 2... ...two count only! COLE That was a bit of a rookie mistake there, taking far too long to follow up with the pinfall attempt. COACH Doesn't matter. J-OH's got it all in hand, trust me. COLE I'd be surprised if your own mother trusted you. And she doesn't know what you get up to after he shows either. A little annoyed with the count, O'Hara follows up with a STANDING 450 SPLASH, right into the cover again... 1... 2... NO! O'HARA You gotta be shittin' me ref! COLE I remember when we used to be a family show. Those were the days. With more stomps O'Hara looks to soften Popick up as he struggles back up to his feet, finding himself caught in a front facelock as Jamie sets up for a vertical suplex. Even with a wide bade O'Hara can't get Popick up though, the former World Champion blocking the lift. O'Hara tries again, but again Popick blocks. Third time is usually the charm. But not on this occassion as Popick suddenly gets a grip on O'Hara's baggy pants and hoists him clean into the air, throwing him forward and gut-first over the top ring rope!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" O'Hara lays hung half in, half out over the top as Popick falls to his ass, catching a quick chance to collect himself. COLE O'Hara has been hung out to dry and the tide in this match may just have turned. COACH That can't be legal, can it? COLE No less legal than hitting someone with your shoe. "PO - PICK!" "PO - PICK!" "PO - PICK!" "PO - PICK!" COLE Wow, how surreal is that chant? With PRL's support bringing the crowd behind him, Popick moves in O'Hara and hooks him up, taking him off the rope with a suplex back inside! He then floats over, right into the cover... 1... 2... ...but O'Hara kicks out! Back up, Popick pulls O'Hara up to face him before popping him with a right hand. Another. Three, four, five... and a big sixth, O'Hara slumping backwards, the ropes the only thing holding him up now. Popick grabs the arm and launches O'Hara across with another irish whip now, picking him up on the rebound and jarring him with a quick Inverted Atomic Drop, centre ring. Off the ropes comes Popick as O'Hara favours his lower regions and he takes O'Hara over with a Swinging Neckbreaker, the quick combo setting up another pinfall attempt... 1... 2... Kickout again! COLE Popick is building the momentum here and I still can't get over it... the crowd seem to be on Popick's side. COACH Pity is such a pathetic thing, huh? On the outside PRL looks on anxiously, chomping at the bit and wishing he could get involved in the match. Legally, that is. For now it's down to Popick though as he sets O'Hara up, spiking him across the knee with a regular atomic drop. Sweeping out the legs, Popick then hooks O'Hara in a wheelbarrow and looks for the suplex, flipping O'Hara up... ...but all the way over, O'Hara somersaulting behind Popick and landing on his knees behind. Before Popick knows what's happened O'Hara then gives him a shove in the rear, sending him sprawling forward and sternum first into the turnbuckles! Back stumbles Stephen Joseph and O'Hara tugs him down into a quick schoolboy roll-up, stacking SJP up his shoulders... 1... ...O'HARA GRABS THE TIGHTS... 2... NOOOO!! "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" O'HARA YOU WOT!? O'Hara takes issue with the count, while PRL takes issue with the illegal tights pulling. All this issue taking threatens to turn hostile, so Patrick orders everyone to calm themselves down. COLE O'Hara almost stole one there! COACH He almost beat a former World Champion is what he did. COLE With the tights. COACH So what? Back on the offence, O'Hara connects with a series of forearms on Popick to set him up for an irish whip. That tactic doesn't work though as Popick reverses out of the whip and pulls O'Hara in, landing a knee to the gut and locking on a full nelson from the front. Grabbing the throat, Popick then lifts O'Hara up for the Synchronicity Bomb... ...O'Hara tries to counter with a 'rana... ...but Popick pushes him off. Flipping onto his feet O'Hara safely lands in front of Popick with tremendous agility. Popick stuns O'Hara with a boot though, hooking on the front full nelson again and HITTING the Synchronicity Bomb!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Got him that time! 1... 2... NO, KICKOUT!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Yeah, c'mon J! COLE Kickout at two from O'Hara and you can feel the frustration radiating off of PRL! COACH And Popick. Rolling back to his feet, Popick contemplates going up to the top rope, but at that moment O'Hara lunges forward with a punch to the gut and changes his priorities a little. Popick drops the point of the elbow into the back of The Birmingham Bad Boy's neck, not once but twice, before hoisting him up... *SLA - AP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and hitting a big double chop to the chest! Down goes O'Hara, gasping for air, as Popick gives the signal that it's OVAH~! POPICK FALLEN ANGEL! "YYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" COLE Christopher Daniels not in the building tonight, to the best of my knowledge, which leaves just one option. Popick's looking to end it here. COACH I still don't get the cheering. With PRL encouraging him to get on with it, Popick pulls O'Hara up with a front facelock applied, throwing the arm over and setting for the lift. O'Hara tries to fight out with some sharp jabs to the gut, but Popick fires back with some jabs of his own. And Popick's jabs do the job, softening J-OH up again. Grabbing the waistband of the track pants Stephen Joseph sets again and lifts O'Hara up, up, until O'Hara is completely vertical... BUT O'HARA SLAMS HIS KNEE INTO POPICK'S HEAD! COLE OH! What a counter! O'Hara lands on his feet and spins out of the loose front facelock, leaping up... *SMACK!* ...and connecting with a Step-Up Enziguri! Popick stumbles and staggers but manages to stay on his feet somehow, albeit with a far-away look in his eyes. Quick as a flash O'Hara scrambles to the corner and up to the middle rope, soaring off with a front Missile Dropkick between the shoulder blades of Popick that sends him uncontrollably flying forward, unable to come to a stop before colliding with the middle turnbuckle on the other side of the ring! "OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE Second time in the match that Stephen Joseph has eaten that middle turnbuckle! Out of the corner wanders Popick, getting bypassed by O'Hara. With ease O'Hara vaults to the middle rope and moonsaults back overhead, this time catching Popick's head on the way over for the Inverted DDT... ...but Popick CATCHES HIM... ...and runs him into the turnbuckles spine-first, before turning back centre ring and planting him with a Running Powerslam!! "YYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!" COLE Oklahoma Stampede!? COACH Can Popick even spell Oklahoma? Despite being clearly dazed, Popick has enough wits about him to hear PRL's calls and drop on top of O'Hara with the cover... 1... 2... 3- -KICKOUT! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Wow, that was mighty close there! Popick climbs back up with O'Hara in hand, but O'Hara lands a punch that looks suspiciously low, which turns the tables in a hurry. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Ooh! The referee looked out of position there! COACH It was above the belt, don't worry. Not agreeing is PRL and he leaps up to the apron to complain to referee Nick Patrick, while O'Hara sets Popick up. As he sees PRL on the apron though O'Hara changes his mind and quickly switches, pulling Stephen Joseph around with him and irish whipping him across the ring... ...reversal... ...reversal again...and Popick collides with PRL!! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" PRL takes a spill to the floor as out stumbles Popick, into another irish whip by O'Hara... ...NO, reversal again! O'Hara bounces back and Popick swings with a clothesline, O'Hara ducking underneath and keeping his run going. On the rebound O'Hara ducks underneath another high swing from SJP and again hits the ropes. Popick is the one to evade this time though as he leapfrogs over top, O'Hara making another trip across the ring and rebounding back. Already a step ahead, up goes Popick for the leapfrog again. O'Hara is a step ahead of the step ahead however and slides to a halt underneath... ...AND POPICK COMES DOWN CROTCH-FIRST INTO O'HARA'S RAISED BOOT!! "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE HEY! HEY! COACH That looked accidental... Popick doubles over clutching his crotch as O'Hara quickly shuffles around and executes a small package... 1... COLE No... 2... COLE No... 3!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" *DINGDINGDING!* COLE DAMNIT! He stole it! COACH He pinned the former World Champion! The crowd don't like it, understandably, as Patrick sticks by his judgement call to rule the lowblow unintentional and signals for the bell. BUFFER Your winner of this contest... JJAAAAMMMMIIIIEEEE... OOOOOO'HHAAARRRAAAAAAAA!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" With a smug smile on his face O'Hara accepts the handraise from the referee... ...but that smile is short-lived, as PRL re-enters the ring and tackles him to the canvas, mounting O'Hara and peppering him with furious right hands!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE PRL HAS SNAPPED! *DINGDINGDING!* The bell sounds and as usual, it does no good as PRL continues to lay the smackdown on O'Hara! Standing up from the mount position, PRL lays in the shaky leg kicks with the crowd solidly behind him, piefacing referee Nick Patrick down as he tries to intervene. *DINGDINGDINGDINGDING!* Grabbing O'Hara by his scruffy vesttop PRL pulls O'Hara up, shaking him around a little before ducking under-arm and PLANTING HIM WITH THE LATIN SLAM!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Latin Slam by PRL! COACH This is uncalled for! This is unf'ncalled for!! COLE Paybacks are a bitch for Jamie O'Hara! PRL looks down at O'Hara after the Latin Slam in satisfaction... and lays in the shaky leg kicks again!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" *DINGDINGDINGDINGDING!* COACH Come on, get some people out here! Stop this! The kicks keep raining down and start to send O'Hara across the ring, eventually stomping O'Hara across and all the way out of the ring as he finally manages to get away. PRL thinks about following but O'Hara is scrambling towards the back, so the fired up Puerto Rican climbs to the middle rope and watching The Birmingham Bad Boy retreat. COLE O'Hara picks up the win, maybe the biggest win of his career, but in the end it's PRL who gets the glory at the end of this night! The Birmingham Bad Boy has been sent scurrying for cover and I think that was just a taster. I've got to believe that somewhere down the line, PRL wants Jamie O'Hara and he wants some complete payback! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
