King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2006 "JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT! JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT!" The boyband stylings of A1's "First To Believe" pump through the arena and with their brief lay-off after the gruelling Hooligan Street Fight a month or so back served, the HI-YAH Tag Team Champions are back on HeldDOWN~! Clad in some bright red, boomer sooner red maybe, denim attire, "Showtime" Shayne and "Tremendous" Tyler jive out from the back with their usual energy. And as ever, beside them is their guiding light, Jade Rodez... chatting away on her cellphone? Uhm, okay. D*LUX aren't worried that Jade is too distracted for the usual pose routine and stride on down the aisle regardless, slapping hands aplenty! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, this non-title tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by JADE RODEZ! At a total combined weight of three hundred, ninety seven pounds... the reigning HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions... "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE BRAVE... "TREMENDOUS" TYLER BRYANT... they are D*LLLLLLLUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Leaping to the apron, D*LUX fire up the crowd, prompting Jade to plug her free ear with a finger. BUFFER And, their opponents... first, hailing from Havana Cuba, weighing two hundred fourty three pounds... CARLOS CONCEPCION! Carlos removes the Cuban cigar from his mouth and jaws with the crowd, earning him a little bit of backlash. BUFFER And his partner. From Rio de Janeiro, weighing two hundred and twenty pounds... RICO DE JANEIRO! Rico gets a slightly better reception, but doesn't seem all that quick to respond. Across the ring, D*LUX turn back to ringside and drop to a knee each, ready to hoist Jade up in that cute, manufactured way they do. But Jade is pre-occupied on the phone, so D*LUX just set about entering the ring. COLE We saw Concepcion representing Cuba in the Tag Team World Cup in July and he's back tonight, with a fancy new cigar it seems. And he's teaming with Rico de Janeiro, who was humiliated by Theodore Moneymaker a few weeks back by being forced to kiss his feet, but looking to put that behind him. COACH He hopes. COLE A second chance for both it would seem, up against the two-time HI-YAH Tag Team Champions, returning to the ring for the first time since that memorable Hooligan Street Fight against The GPX. Titles not on the line remember, D*LUX being given the chance to ease back into OAOAST competition. *DINGDINGDING!* The bell sounds and it'll be Concepcion to start it out, with "Tremendous" Tyler. On the outside Jade has parked herself on the steel steps, facing away from the ring as she continues her conversation, breaking away long enough to give Tyler an encouraging thumbs up. COACH Who do you suppose Jade is on the phone too? COLE Well, my hearing isn't that great, but if it helps you narrow the field down, it isn't me and it isn't you. COACH (annotating) Not.....me. Right. Tyler measures up his larger, Cuban opponent, looking for a lock-up. A knee to the gut cuts him off though, as the big Cuban grabs a handful of hair and drags Tyler up to face him, grinning away as he BLOWS CIGAR SMOKE IN HIS FACE~! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE That's plain unhygenic! Away reels Tyler, apparantly not used to the smell of a fine Cuban smoke like Carlos. The distraction allows Carlos to land a big right hand, and a second, before shooting The Tremendous One off into the ropes. A duck of the head from Concepcion comes too early though and allows Tyler to baseball slide through between the legs, popping up behind and vaulting up onto Concepcion's shoulders. Carlos tries to maintain his balance, but fails, as Tyler tumbles forward with a Victory Roll... 1... 2... No! Headlock is applied by Tyler and he makes the exchange with "Showtime" Shayne. Tyler wrings out the right arm of Concepcion as Shayne comes off the top with a double axehandle, taking over with the arm wringer into the wristlock. Out steps Tyler, but another quick tag brings him back in, off the top with the axehandle much like his partner. Tyler again wrings the arm and goes from a wristlock to an armbar. COLE D*LUX as we said, looking to ease themselves back in tonight. A little ring-rust to knock off maybe and they're keeping the pace pretty slow to being with. That tactic may prove to be a mistake however, as Tyler doesn't have the strength to really do much with damage to Concepcion with the armbar. A knee to the gut sets Tyler up, Carlos grabbing a handful of hair to help lever his boyband opponent into the ropes. Shayne complains in vain, as Tyler is shot off the ropes and knocked down with a big shoulderblock! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Despite her charge's plight in the ring, Jade is laughing away on the steps. COLE Tag is made and in comes Rico de Janeiro... COACH You don't suppose she's talking to BO~! do you? COLE Could be. Why don't you go ask her? COACH Nah, that'd be rude. You think they're sleeping together? COLE *groans* Wrapping the arms around the well-toned waist of "Tremendous" Tyler, Rico pops the hips and executes a Gutwrench Suplex. Cover follows... 1... 2... Kickout. Bringing his opponent right back up, Rico scoops Tyler up and plants him with a slam in the centre of the ring. Pinning Tyler down, Rico then leaps off the canvas and drops the leg, leaving it there as the referee slides in... 1... 2... Kickout. With a front facelock applied, de Janeiro brings Tyler back up to his feet. A clubbing forearm across the shoulder blades buckles The Tremendous One's resolve, a second dropping him to one knee and making sure he's ready for a high vertical suplex from Rico! Rolling through to his feet, Rico kicks the arms to the side and smoothes down the PORNO 'STACHE~! before coming off the ropes with a knee... ...MISSES! COLE Too much time focusing on the facial hair there. Rico rolls through to his feet and catches Tyler on the ropes, sending him off with an irish whip. A naive move seeing as how Tyler just countered his last move. And sure enough Tyler glides underneath Rico's clothesline on the rebound, ducking the elbow on the follow up and nailing Rico with a Leaping Clothesline! "YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!" COLE Big impact there. D*LUX looking to pick the pace up a little now. COACH Does Jade even know there's a match going on? With a tuck and a roll, Tyler tumbles to the corner and makes the tag to Shayne Brave! Quicker than you can say "It's Showtime", Showtime Shayne ascends to the top and soars in with a Flying Clothesline, wiping Rico out! Shayne then scrambles up and dropkicks Concepcion, knocking him off the apron to the floor. The charging de Janeiro takes a drop toehold and eats mat. He seems more worried about the porn 'stache though, distrcting him from D*LUX running the ropes either side of him and sandwiching the head with stereo dropkicks! COLE New Kicks On The Block! COACH I hope Rico's getting more than the $100 he was getting paid last time out. That could be some expensive dental work right there. Tyler quickly exits the ring, while his legal partner makes the cover... 1... 2... No! As he climbs to his feet, Shayne takes a quick detour and lands a baseball slide on Concepcion. Shayne then makes the tag to bring Tyler back in, catching Rico with an inverted atomic drop as he gets back up. Holding onto the waist, Shayne keeps Rico in position as Tyler runs the ropes... *SMACK!* ...and lands the Yakuza Kick, hitting D*LUX's homage to Paula Abdul, the Opposites Attract! The roll-up seems to be about to follow. But Shayne isn't the legal man, so keeps rolling out of the ring, while Tyler waits crouched in a neutral corner. COLE He's just measuring him... COACH Maybe Jade's leaving a message on my answering machine. COLE Would you concentrate on the match!? COACH She's not! Rico staggers back to his feet. Dazed and confused, he turns in search of Tyler. And he gets more than he bargained for, as Tyler blasts him with a Spear and floats right over into the jacknife pin... 1... 2... 3!! *DINGDINGDING!* COLE The Merry Tyler Gore Show, ends it for D*LUX who make a successful return to the ring! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winners of the match... D*LLLLLLLLUUUUUUXXXXXX!!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Hearing the announcement, Jade quickly tells 'Mel' to 'hang on a sec' while she applauds her team for a job well done. Tyler and Shayne celebrate amongst themselves as Jade then resumes her phone conversation as if nothing had happened, guided off by the delighted D*LUX. COLE Well, I guess from that, she was talking to Melody Nerdly. COACH Gossiping. Women, tsk! COLE Obviously Jade wasn't too worried about her team's plight tonight. COACH Or she just didn't care. COLE I can safely say that's not the case. Whatever, it doesn't matter as D*LUX picked up the victory even without their manager's undivided attention and they look as good as ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
