Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2006 Three yellow lights shine down on the entrance ramp as Sean Paul's "Temperature" hits. Attractive male and female dancers, clad in costume army fatigues, dance on both sides of the entrance doors as two green pyro rockets shoot out from the area next to the ramp. The doors slide open and out come the Sk8er Boiz! The twins high five each other and fans lining the aisles on their way to the squared circle. * DING DING DING * BUFFER Wrestling fans, the following NON-TITLE match is set for one fall. Making their way to the ring...from Laguna Beach, California, at a total combine weight of 380 pounds...THE MARV and HELL MEL, the SK8TER BOIZ! "YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE It should be noted this bout was originally scheduled to occur last week, but due to transportion problems the Boiz were unable to appear so OAOAST officials decided to give their title shot to the #9 ranked Los Diablos de Fuego instead. An unfortunate break for a team who got them all during their amazing title run last year. COACH Not only do they miss a payday but they lose their title shot as well. Comedy at its finest. Too bad they didn't think of stakeboarding to the arena, since that's all they seem to be good at nowadays. "Frankenstein" hits and gone are the overwhelming cheers from last week, replaced by angry mobs of teenyboppers booing at the top of their lungs. COLE The Sooner Bruisers coming off a successful title defense last week, their first since winning the titles from Black T at Angleslam. COACH And have already equaled the amount of title defenses during the entire reign of Black T. COLE We've gone over that before, with Dan Black nursing a nagging hamstring injury. We also saw the champions get into a confrontation with Team Canada over who really is the best tag team in wrestling today. I, like many, feel that title belongs to the Sooner Bruisers because they hold the gold, the OAOAST tag team championship of the world. BUFFER And their opponents...from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, 525 pounds, the reigning heavyweight tag team champions of the world...Big Frank and Uber Bruiser, THE SOONER BRUUUUUUUU--! Buffer high-tails it as the Bruisers storm the ring and the Sk8ter Boiz. Uber using Marv's own stripe tie to STRANGLE him, while Big Frank hammers Mel in the corner. And a good thing he chose to wear black boxers under his dangerously low rise jeans, because all his bodily fuctions may have been lost due to the brutal forearm smashes delivered by Frank, who then SLAMS HIM OVER THE TOP TO THE FLOOR!! COLE The Sooner Bruisers showing absolutely no respect towards their opponents, former tag titleholders themselves. COACH The rules are pretty simple. Only two men can be in the ring at once. Frank wasn't going to let his brother be double-teamed by the Sk8ter Boiz. If he had to go, so did Mel. It's not his fault Charles Robinson is ineffective at his job. * DING * The bell sounds and the match is officially underway. Uber snapmares Marv by the tie, then drops the leg across the chest before making the cover. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Uber sends Marv face-first into brother Frank's knee. The Man of Tomorrow steps in after a tag and yanks off Marv's navy blazer, which he then uses to choke the life out of the Sk8ter Boi! Marv kicks his arms and legs out, gasping for air. Frank ignoring numerous warnings from referee Charles Robinson, breaking only at the very last second to avoid disqualification. Then he muscles Marv above and slams him to the mat, following up with a big elbow! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! For the second time in as many weeks Frank breaks his own pinfall in favor of dishing out more punishment. Frank humiliates Marv in front of thousands in attendence and family and friends watching on television, slapping him around and grinding the forearm into the side of the face insultingly. COLE The Sooner Bruisers are nothing more than bullies. Yes, they're excellent wrestlers, but their attitudes leave a lot to be desired. The Bruisers steal a page out of the Anderson family playbook, as Frank uses his own brother as a weapon, smacking Marv and Uber's heads together! Uber tagged back in, and the Psycho Gremlin wastes no time unloading on The Marv, sending him into the ropes and over on the rebound with a powerslam! ONE... TWO... THREE--KICKOUT! "YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!" COLE There you go, young man. Keep fighting! Uber and Big Frank are more amused than anything by Marv's fire. The Marv displaying a bit of the spirit he and brother Mel had as tag champions. Mel just now returning to the apron, removing his mink coat in the process, after being dropped from the ring to the arena floor. Uber stomps Marv hard in the chest and lifts him up by the hair, whipping the youngster to the far corner before charging in out of a 3-point stance...but Marv moves and Uber crashes his shoulder into the middle turnbuckle! COLE That may be the break the Boiz needed to get back in this match, Coach. Remember, it was a string of breaks that propelled the Sk8ter Boiz to the tag team championship in 2005. Perhaps they can capture lightning in a bottle once again. COACH I seriously doubt that. They never faced a team as physically dominate as the Sooner Bruisers when lady luck was riding on their side. After a shaky start the Boiz finally get some offense of their own going. The Boiz utilize a series of quick tags to wring the arm and drop axe handle smashes onto it. Armdrag takeover puts Uber on his back, allowing Mel to repeatedly drive the knee into the outstretched arm of the Psycho Gremlin. Uber refuses to stay on the seat of his pants and rises to his feet, needing only one SOONERLINE to knock Mel off his his! But Mel has the presence of mind to wrap his legs around Uber's foot to keep him isolated in the Boiz corner. He reaches up and tags Marv in. Uber trying to scratch and claw his way to Frank, giving The Marv a clear shot at his arm...SPRINGBOARD LEGDROP! COLE Uber writhing in pain, clutching his arm closely to his chest. A sight fans have become accustomed to seeing from opponents of the Sooner Bruisers. Oh, here we go. Marv rolling Uber onto his back, hooking the leg! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! The Marv calls Hell Mel in. Double suplex coming up, but Uber blocks it and takes both guys up for a ride...but the Boiz answer back and counter with a DOUBLE DDT! Big Frank gets involved, missing a Soonerline and possibily finding himself missing some teeth after a double dropkick! Marv and Mel climb to the top and fly, drilling the Bruisers with stereo CROSS BODYBLOCKS! COACH The Boiz on the verge of upsetting another set of tag champions! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! The Bruisers kickout with authority, pressing the Boiz over the referee. The Boiz and Bruisers pair off in the corner. Marv and Mel go up to the second rope and hammer away... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10! ...then jump back down and shoot the Sooners in towards each other...but Frank reverses and Marv runs right into the arms of Uber and a partial OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! Frank ends any hopes Mel has of breaking up the pin, grabbing him from behind and hitting the 69 DRIVER! ONE... TWO... THREE! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" * DING DING DING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, the OAOAST World tag team champions...THE SOONER BRUUUUUUUUUISERS! The Boiz do a stretcher job. Marv pointing to his ribs as EMTs place a neck brace on an unconscious Mel, all while the Sooner Bruisers pose over them. COLE The Sooner Bruisers prove yet again why they are the best tag team in the world today. We saw it last week and again tonight. They can end the match at any moment. COACH Impressive is the world you're looking for, Mikey. The most physcially dominating team in OAOAST history. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
