Tony149 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2006 (edited) To go on sometime before Blonds-911 match. COLE Backstage, Jesse "The Body" Ventura is standing by with an important interview. Take it away, Jess. VENTURA All right. Thank you, Michael Cole. You know, 4 days ago on OAOAST Syndicated my broadcast colleague "Mean" Gene Okerlund was conducting an interview with Christian Wright, and during that interview they were interrupted by a very special guest who delivered a major announcement. In case you missed it, let's go back and see it again! [b]* BECAUSE ONLY 2 PEOPLE READ SYNDICATED *[/b] [quote]THEODORE As you alluded to, Okerlund, sometime ago I was humiliated on worldwide television by Los Diablos de Fuego. Apparently they were upset with a presentation put together by my friends at SMN Productions where I traveled to Guacamole, Mexico and foreclosed on an unpaid loan. Little did I know Augusto and Lupita were close friends of Los Diablos. So like a second-rate Zorro, they decided to avenge the poor by going after the rich. But they hapened to pick on the most ruthless gringo on the planet, Theodore Moneymaker. To quote a phrase, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." Well they fooled me once and paid the price in not just their blood but their dear friend and mascot, that ridiculous inflatable doll El Ovéja. And I have the Beverly Hills Blonds to thank -- Simon Singleton, Ned Blanchard and the lovely Mackenzie DeCenzo. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" THEODORE With my money, their brains and a little help from a couple of Conquistadors...hahahahahaha....Los Diablos de Fuego found out the hard way you don't stand on Superman's cape, you don't spit in the wind, and you don't mess with the rich and famous. It's no secret Moneymaker Enterprises had been persuing a stake in SMN Productions and vice versa, and since our first joint venture went so well, we've decided to make it permanent. That's right, baby! I'm proud to announce Moneymaker Enterprises and SMN Productions have merged to form The Enterprise. BWAHAHAHAHA! SCHIAVONE Moneymaker Enterprises and SMN Productions together as one? My goodness![/b] THEODORE That brings me to you, Christian Wright. It seems you have a bit of a problem. You see, myself and my new Business Associate have been going through our extensive files on the OAOAST roster. And it seems your record this year is a little "in the red". When I read on, I thought to myself "that can't be right". Here is the Rookie Of The Year, a valuable asset, going to waste. Prospects, Christian. Theodore Moneymaker is all about the prospects. Because prospects lead into success. And success means money. Hell, you only need take one look at me. HAHAHA! Mackenzie and The Blonds join on the laugh, Christian still seeming a little confused as to what's going on. THEODORE Now Mackenzie has informed me about you. And apparantly, you're a smart guy. Am I right? WRIGHT My intelligence is unparalled within this company. THEODORE That's exactly what I thought. (looks off into the distance) You know, nowadays, I'm such a busy man. As a successful entrepreneur and professional wrestler I've got a lot on my plate. Not enough hours in the day. It's so hard to find the time to count my vast fortunes... to check my stocks... keep tabs on all my little side-interests. Aaah. Sometimes, I just yearn for a simpler life. Being "The Billion Dollar Heir" is hard sometimes. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Mackenzie wraps a comforting arm around the whimsical Moneymaker's shoulder, as the Blonds wipe away tears from their eyes. THEODORE I have a mantra in life, Christian. Money breeds success, because success breeds money. The desire for one breeds the desire for the other you see. Now, from the looks of things, you need success. Which must therefore mean... A subtle nod from Moneymaker prompts Mackenzie to reach into his breast pocket. Counting out a handful of bills, Mackie strolls over and seductively slides the wad of cash in Christian Wright's back pocket! Complete with a flutter of the eyelashes! Wright's eyes bulge a little as he grabs the bills from his pocket and counts them out. At least 5 notes, presumably 100s. Small change to Theodore Moneymaker, but enough to peak The Natural's interest it seems. THEODORE Take it all in buddy. That's freshly printed, only the best when you're dealing with me. Wright nods, still staring at the money. THEODORE What I'm looking for Christian is someone to join my Enterprise. A smart man. An intelligent man. A man like you, who can keep an eye on all of my wheelings and dealings and manage my large portfolio. A Financial Analyst of sorts. And naturally, working for Theodore Moneymaker, there's plenty more where that came from. Eyebrows peaking, Wright fans the money across the palm of his other hand. THEODORE What you've got here is a once in a lifetime offer. So, what's it to be my friend? Deal, or No Deal? WRIGHT Well, Mr Moneymaker... ...you've acquired yourself a deal! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" As the smile creeps back onto his face, CW stashes the cash back in his pocket and shakes the hand of the laughing Moneymaker to seal the deal! Ned and Simon exchange handshakes with their new associate as well, Mackenzie applauding away in the background as Christian finds himself in the fold. OKERLUND Theo... MONEYMAKER Take a good look, little man! Take a good look, because this is proof as if proof were needed... that Money Talks and Bullshit Walks! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Right on cue, AC/DC's "Money Talks" hits again as the new-found fivesome turn away and make their leave, Moneymaker still chuckling away as Mackenzie DeCenzo tries to get some applause going, to no avail what-so-ever.[/quote] VENTURA And there it was, the merger announcement involving Moneymaker Enterprises and SMN Productions and the acquisition of Christian Wright. I'm now joined by all members of the Enterprise. Theodore Moneymaker, Christian Wright, the Beverly Hills Blonds and Mackenzie DeCenzo. Guys, the markets are still buzzin' about your announcement. THEODORE As they should, Jesse. The Enterprise is compromised of the best talent in the world. Just look around you. In addition to yours truly, the Enterprise picked up the hottest tag team in the sport today and the 2005 Rookie of the Year in the Beverly Hills Blonds and Christian Wright respectively. Somebody didn't just say stick 4 guys together with a beautiful woman and give them a catchy name. It's the result of grueling hours put in at the office by myself and the lovely Mackenzie DeCenzo to get this deal done. Now that we've dotted the i's and crossed the t's, the Enterprise is officially in business. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! VENTURA And it debuts tonight with two men who love the spotlight in action against Rescue 911, Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard, the Beverly Hills Blonds. SIMON Rescue 911 aren't a team to be taken lightly, Jess. Well, actually, they are. The good news is, once we're through hurting them real bad at least they can tend to themselves. NED Simon, buddy, there's a high probability we could hurt them both bad. What then? SIMON Hmm...good point. I know. We'll just hurt one real bad and hurt the other one plain ol' bad. NED Works for me. By the way, for all you animal lovers out there, no sheep will be harmed in the filming of our match! The Enterprise laugh hysterically. Except Christian Wright, he's got more of a wry smirk on his face. But his associates love it. Edited November 2, 2006 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
