alfdogg 0 Report post Posted November 5, 2006 I'd like this to open the show, if possible. I'll start on it tonight after work, at the soonest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2006 [i]Renagade[/i] hits, and Reject comes through the curtains to big-time boos. COLE And we kick off the night in a big way, X-title on the line! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST X-Division Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, from the Bronx, weighing in at 236 pounds...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE And Reject has held the X-championship before, back in 2003, beating EvenflowDDT for the title! Tonight, he looks to become the first man to hold that title on two different occasions! COACH You mean, in three+ years, no one has ever held the X-title more than once? COLE That's exactly right, I didn't believe it either, I had to go look it up! Reject does the arms-outstretched pose on the buckles, drawing boos, as [i]Cover Me[/i] by Part Chimp hits, and TJ Burns gets an enormous ovation as he comes through the curtains. COLE But Reject will try to become the first tonight, and here comes the champ, and what an ovation! BUFFER [i]His opponent...hailing from Donegal, Ireland, and weighing in at 189 pounds...he is the OAOAST X-Division champion...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] TJ acknowledges the fans, who respond positively, and slides into the ring, handing the referee the X-title belt. *DING DING DING* Reject and TJ circle the ring, and tie up. COLE Here we go, X-title on the line! After some jockeying for position, neither man can gain an edge. TJ backs off, then moves in again for another tieup. Reject goes behind, and TJ quickly gets to the ropes. Reject messes with TJ's hair as the referee tries to back him off, then quickly ducks under the ropes on the opposite side as TJ comes after him. COLE And Reject trying to get under the skin of TJ Burns early on in this one! COACH And it looks like he's doing a good job of it thus far! The referee backs TJ off as Reject ducks back inside. Reject comes out of the corner, and the two tie up once again, with TJ grabbing a side headlock. TJ cinches it in, but Reject backs him into the ropes, then pushes him off. TJ comes back and knocks Reject to the mat, then Reject flips over to his stomach as TJ hops over. Reject then hops up and goes for a hiptoss, but TJ blocks and delivers one of his own! COLE Nice counter by the X-champion! Reject gets up, and is immediately caught in a side headlock! Reject counters with a headscissors, which TJ escapes with a KIP UP~!, then delivers a dropkick! COLE And great quickness and agility on the part of TJ Burns! TJ whips Reject into the ropes, and tries another dropkick, but Reject hooks the ropes! Reject then backs TJ into the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! COACH WOW, you could hear that one all the way in Rancho Cucamonga! TJ sinks in the corner, and Reject picks him up and whips him across the ring. Reject charges, but TJ moves out of the way, then delivers a backdrop! Reject reaches back with his feet, and kicks TJ off, then gets up and delivers a bodyslam! TJ returns the favor, kicking off Reject, then catches him in another side headlock as the crowd applauds! COLE What action here in this matchup for the X-title, and the crowd is loving it! Reject battles his way back to his feet, and pushes TJ off into the ropes once again. TJ ducks a clothesline, and catches Reject with a flying bodypress! 1... 2... Kickout! Reject shoves TJ out to the floor on the kickout, but TJ is right back up, and delivers a shoulder to the gut, then slings over the ropes for a sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! Reject charges with a clothesline, but TJ ducks and delivers a foot to the gut, followed by a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! TJ then backs Reject into the ropes, but Reject reverses an Irish whip, TJ ducks a clothesline, but Reject catches him with a BIG spinning wheel kick! COACH YEAH! COLE What a shot that was from Reject, into a cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject gets to his feet, and stomps away at TJ, then picks him up, and delivers a high dropkick, sending TJ rolling to the floor! Reject does the arms outstretched pose once again, as he is showered with boos. COLE And the advantage is all Reject now, all it takes is one blow like that spinning wheel kick, and it can turn the tide of a match! Reject waits on TJ to slide through, then drags him into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! COLE WOW! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a second! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! TJ sinks down, allowing Reject to deliver some forearm shots to the back. He then stomps TJ as he lays on the mat face down. Reject then picks up TJ, and lifts him in a suplex, letting the blood rush to the head, then falling back and floating over for the cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject tosses TJ to the outside, then follows him out, picking him up and ramming his back into the ringpost! COLE And TJ meets the steel post! Reject rolls back into the ring and poses some more, and the reaction from the crowd never changes. COACH He doesn't want a countout here, though! TJ crawls onto the apron, and Reject pulls him up by the hair and through the ropes. He lifts TJ onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry, then flips him over onto his knee! COLE OH, and a unique looking backbreaker by Reject, right into a submission hold! Reject keeps TJ positioned, and applies a surfboard! COACH Reject wrenching back on the hold, using the wrists of TJ and pulling back! Reject pulls back, as TJ tries to get his feet underneath him. After some struggling, he does, as the crowd cheers him on! COLE And the crowd here in LA strongly behind TJ Burns! Burns bridges up, then breaks the grip of Reject, and hiptosses him to the mat! TJ attempts a standing moonsault, but Reject brings the knees up! COACH Oof! COLE The standing moonsault attempted, but lands right on the knees of Reject, who's going to the top rope! Reject goes to the top, and SKIES, hitting a MISSILE DROPKICK~! COACH This is it! New champion! 1... 2... NO! TJ gets a shoulder up! COLE And Reject NOT happy with the speed of the count! Reject has a finger right in the face of the referee, as TJ sneaks up and schoolboys him! 1... 2... Kickout! Reject catches TJ with a roundhouse kick to the midsection, then lifts TJ, and drives him with a FISHERMAN'S BUSTER~! 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE And TJ refusing to quit here! Reject hooks TJ, attempting a Northern Lights suplex, but TJ blocks, then delivers a knee to the face! COLE And a hard knee from TJ... TJ hooks Reject, then runs to the corner, kicks off the top buckle, and delivers a TORNADO DDT~! COLE And a Tornado DDT out of desparation from TJ Burns! TJ crawls over for the cover... 1... 2... NO! Reject gets the shoulder up! COACH And now it's Reject kicking out just in the knick of time! Reject rakes the eyes of TJ, then delivers a foot to the gut, setting up for the PITCH BLACK~!!!111, but TJ blocks, and sets up Reject for a slingshot, delivering right in the corner, then tripping him up and applying a Boston crab! COLE And now TJ with a submission hold! Reject screams in pain, as TJ sits back on the hold. The referee checks on him, with his hand in the air ready to call for the bell at any second. Reject, however, fights the pain and is able to pull himself to the ropes! COACH And look at him fight it! Atta boy! Reject pulls himself up using the ropes, and TJ grabs his leg again, and pulls him to the center...only to be hit with an ENZIGURI~!, which sends him for a 360! COLE And a big move from Reject, the enziguri! Reject slowly gets to his feet, and delivers another CHOP~!, this one knocking TJ right off his feet! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject goes up to the top rope, and measures TJ. He attempts a SOMERSAULT SENTON~!, but TJ rolls out of the way! TJ then pulls himself up, and charges Reject, hitting a running enziguri! He rolls Reject over, and covers... 1... 2... NO! Reject gets the shoulder up! COLE Wow, this is an amazing match! COACH And this is just the start of the night! TJ whips Reject into a corner, and charges. Reject backdrops him to the floor, but he lands on his feet, and trips up Reject from behind! COACH Oh, no! COLE Oh yes! TJ pulls Reject back, crotching him into the post! TJ then rolls back in, and picks up Reject, driving him with a RUNNING POWERBOMB~! 1... 2... NO!!! Reject kicks out! TJ stands up and drives an elbow to the sternum, then picks up Reject, and delivers the IRA FOREVER~!!!111 COLE The IRA Forever! That'll do it! 1... 2... NO!!! Reject gets the shoulder up! TJ signals for the end! COLE He says it's time to go home! COACH And that can only mean one thing! COLE The Irish Car Bomb~! COACH GET UP, REJECT~! TJ picks up Reject, and lifts him for the IRISH CAR BOMB~!!!!!11111, but Reject struggles long enough to kick off a corner, flipping down in front of TJ, and attempting the EULOGY~!!!!!11111, but TJ shoves him off into the ropes, and their heads crack, sending them both to the mat, as the crowd gives a standing ovation! COACH What a tremendous match! Spectacular! The referee begins to count... ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!! FOUR!!! FIVE!!! SIX!!! SEVEN!!! EIGHT!!! TJ sits up, then starts to get to his feet. Reject follows, then goes for a spin kick, which TJ ducks, and delivers a German suplex! 1... 2... But Reject kicks out! COACH Geez! What's it going to take to end this thing? Both men get to their feet once again, and TJ whips Reject into the ropes. TJ catches Reject for a tilt-a-whirl slam, but Reject lands on his feet...and catches TJ with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COACH HE GOT IT! COLE Reject with the Eulogy! He hooks the leg... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COACH YYYYYYYEAH!!! COLE And we have got a NEW X-division champion! What a way to kick off HeldDOWN~! The referee hands Reject the X-title belt, and he holds it high in the air with his right hand. BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and NEWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST X-division champion...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COACH I called it, Cole! I said Reject would be wearing the gold before year's end, and he's done it! The Burrough Boys run out to the ring to celebrate with Reject, high-fiving and jumping around, and Luther and Waldo lift Reject on their shoulders as he holds the X-title in the air. COLE Reject has indeed done it, becoming the first man ever to hold the X-division title on multiple occasions! But TJ Burns made it a hell of a match, and listen to the ovation as he walks back to the dressing room! The fans cheer on TJ Burns, and pat his back as he walks down the aisle. A "T-J" chant is started. COLE As the fans chant "TJ", we've got a lot more in store after that amazing match! The camera shoots the ring once more, as Reject poses on the buckle with his newly won belt, looking down at the camera and saying REJECT Today, the X-division...at November Reign, Drek...it's the WORLD. *cut to Sofa Central* COACH *clapping* Man, I am PUMPED UP after that match! Way to go, Reject! You deserve it, baby! COLE Reject said he would bounce back after his loss at Syndicated to Colombian Heat, and he has bounced back in a BIG way, he is the NEW OAOAST X-division champion! Cut backstage, where Reject and the Burrough Boys are celebrating with champagne, World Series-style. Josh Matthews is back there to catch the action. JOSH I'm back here with the brand new X-division champion, Reject, and needless to say, the modd is jovial back here! REJECT Hey little man, you think this is something, you just wait until after November Reign, when I walk out holding the big belt, the World Heavyweight title. USA, Canada, it doesn't matter, they're gonna be dancing on the streets... The celebration halts, and all eyes turn to Alfdogg, who has just walked into the room flanked by Team Canada. The crowd explodes upon this sight. Alf gives the sarcastic slow clap, then pulls the mic to his face. ALF Reject! Congratulations, the brand new X champion. Now, let me bring you back down to Earth, son. You're forgetting one very important element of November Reign, which would, of course, be me. You see, after we bring down Brock and his boys, it's going to be me moving on to the Triple Cage, and me moving on to regain the World Heavyweight title. All eyes turn again, as Thunderkid walks into the room to the boos of the crowd. TK You know Alf...we haven't seen eye-to-eye on much lately...but I agree with you on one thing. Reject won't be walking out of November Reign with that big gold belt. However, where you make the mistake, is that you forgot to mention who will be across the ring from you, along with Brock Ausstin. That would be me, Alf! *crowd boos* ALF I didn't forget. I'll be waiting for you at November Reign. And much like Bret "The Hitman" Hart won his first world title right here in Saskatoon...*crowd cheers*...I am GOING to move on to the Triple Cage, and win back my World Heavyweight title. *crowd cheers* REJECT You may move on, Alf...but politics won't help you in a Triple Cage. I'll do what I SHOULD have done at the Bash, and win the World Heavyweight title. And as for you (looks at TK)...what happened at AngleMania? What happened at Living Angleously? What makes you THINK, that it'll be any different inside a cage? TK If you haven't noticed...I've bounced back, as well. Since you beat me, I've been the hottest ticket in town. And at November Reign, you two don't need the Weather Channel...because, rest assured, I WILL bring the THUNDER. *crowd boos, then cheers as the camera shoots a tense staredown between the three former Deadly Alliance comrades.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2006 Looks like someone forgot something. We can just use it next week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2006 Well....fuck. Sorry Alf. A tip: If you posted something early in the week, bump it up on Wednesday or Thursday so I'll see it better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2006 Remember to post this tonight Remember to post this tonight Remember to post this tonight Remember to post this tonight Remember to post this tonight You still want this to lead off, Alf? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2006 Yes, please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
