King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2006 "JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT! JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT!" "First To Believe" by A1 rocks through the arena and California shows their love for the California esque pretty boys, who are actually from Michigan, they be D*LUX. The HI-YAH Tag Champions rip open their dark blue denim jackets and show off the belts, popping some shapes to the beat as Jade Rodez follows. Warmly she waves out at some of the fans, despite clearly looking a little glum. But she does her job regardless, pointing the way for the duo, who hand-slap their way down the aisle. BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Making their way to the ring, being accompanied to the ring by their manager, Ms. Jade Rodez. At a total combined weight of three hundred and ninety seven pounds. They are the reigning HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions... "Showtime" Shayne Brave and "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant. Together, they are D*LLLLUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXX!!!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Down the aisle come the boybanders, as Jade takes a quick detour over to the nearest camera and sends a message to her brother Leon to "Get well soon". BUFFER And in the ring... from Rio de Janeiro, two hundred twenty pounds, RICO DE JANEIRO! And his partner, from Albany, New York, weighing one hundred seventy nine pounds, TIMOTHY JACOBS! The jobbers get the usual reaction, Timothy waving to the crowd as Rico strokes the porn 'stache! COLE Okay, back to action here on HeldDOWN~! with the HI-YAH Tag Team Champions, continuing to ease their way back into action. And they're going to need to keep that ring rust away, if what we saw earlier tonight is anything to go by. Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick seem to have set their eyes on the HI-YAH Tag Titles and last week, they were told to prove themselves trustworthy enough to be given a shot. And to their credit, PRL and Popick did win earlier and did win it by the book. COACH Veeerry convenient. Notice how PRL and Popick are going after the nice guys' belts. COLE What does that mean. COACH Oh come on. This nice guy act might fool the 'modern meterosexual man' like you and D*LUX, but they're not fooling me. And notice they're not trying to fool The Sooner Bruisers into giving them a World Tag Title shot. I guess PRL doesn't fancy getting a 69 Driver and some enforced time off like The Marv, eh? COLE Conspiracy theories make you sound crazy, Coach. Especially when they're unfounded. D*LUX hand off the belts to Jade, who hasn't bothered making an entrance into the ring. Which is probably for the best, as Rico notices the turned backs of the champs and attacks from behind! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Rico de Janeiro, from behind! COACH I guess he's sick of playing enhancement. He's steppin' it up tonight! *DINGDINGDING!* Even Rico's partner seems shocked by the attack, stomping down Tyler and Shayne in turn. But Jacobs eventually takes his partner's lead and joins in with the kicks. Rico pulls Tyler out of the corner, leaving his partner to deal with Shayne as he plants The Tremendous One with a scoop slam, centre ring. Turning out to the LA crowd, an obviously appearance proud Rico strokes down the porno stache before backing off the ropes, strolling back and dropping the leg on Tyler... 1... 2... No! Coming back to his feet, the ruthless streak continues from Rico as he puts the boots to Tyler some more. Rico then yells over at his rookie partner. Calling the shots, Rico pins Tyler's arms behind his back and leaves him wide open for some bodyshots from Jacobs. COLE I don't think D*LUX were expecting this level of intensity from Jacobs and Rico. COACH They're going to have to get used to getting jumped from behind if they give PRL and Popick a titleshot. Calling a halt to the attack, Rico spins Tyler around and lands a knee to the gut. He then hauls Tyler up over his shoulder looking to put him in the Canadian Backbreaker. But the slippery boybander slips out of his grip, landing behind the Brazilian and dropkicking him in back. Like any good boyband, D*LUX move in unison. And at the same time as his partner dropkicking Rico, Shayne dropkicks Jacobs in the back, causing the opponents to clock heads! "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Down goes Jacobs, as Tyler turns Rico around and pitches him to the floor. D*LUX quickly position themselves as Jacobs then stumbles back to his feet, groggily turning around... *SMACK!* *SMACK!* ...and getting KOed with stereo Superkicks! COLE Hit Me Baby One More Time! A shout-out to the newly divorced Ms. Spears. COACH I'm still celebrating. The rookie is probably there for the taking right now. But for some reason D*LUX decide they need to put an exclamation point on the win, hauling Jacobs up by an arm a-piece. Wringing out the arm, Tyler pulls Jacobs in a hoiks him up into a fireman's carry, parading him around. Shayne runs the ropes meanwhile, bumping Rico off the apron as he rebounds back and snatches Jacobs' head, Tyler coming down with the Samoan Drop as Shayne connects with the Neckbreaker! COLE And that's the Rock Your Body! Shayne keeps guard, while Tyler makes the pin... 1... 2... 3!!! "YYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" COLE And D*LUX, impressive again *DINGDINGDING!* BUFFER Your winners of the match... the HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions, D*LUXXXXXXX!! The celebrations are cut short though, as the victorious boybanders are clattered from behind by Rico! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE What the... Rico obviously doesn't care that the match is over! COACH Rico's sick of paying his dues, he's showing the world he's here on HeldDOWN~! to do more than pick up a losers cheque week in and week out! Rico puts the puts to Shayne Brave, Jade not daring to get involved and Tyler unable to due to the clothesline to the back of the head he just got socked with. But suddenly the crowd come alive, all heads turning to the entrance way as help is on the way. Sprinting to the ring, THA PUERTO RICAN and STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK slide in and get Rico's attention. The Brazilian, running on adrenaline, doesn't think anything of the two on one odds and swings for Popick with a clothesline. But SJP ducks, causing Rico to sprawl right into the arms of Tha Puerto Rican and the LATIN SLAM!! COACH What the hell is this!? COLE It's The Puerto Rican and Popick with the save! And I'm as shocked as Jade Rodez seems to be! With the save made, PRL and Popick aren't hanging around. Popick exits the ring, making brief eye contact with Jade as she hovers on the ring steps and looks at her as if to say "do you trust us now?", while PRL stops to smell the elctricity, one foot on Rico's back just to look more dominant. COACH This is ridiculous! PRL and Popick have no business out here! COLE What are you talking about Coach? Without PRL and Popick, D*LUX would have been on the end of even more of a beatdown. COACH So? What business is that to Tha Puerto Rican or to Popick? Since when have they been so concerned about D*LUX's physical well-being? I'm telling you, they're just trying to suck up to D*LUX to get a titleshot, they're not fooling me. COLE Why is it that when somebody does the right thing for a change, there has to be some sinister motive. PRL and Popick are just trying to prove to D*LUX that they've changed, that's all. PRL and Popick stroll off to the back as back in the ring, Jade checks on her charges. It seems they were saved just in time though, Shayne just shaking off the attack while Tyler stares up at the rampway, looking curiously at the exiting PRL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2006 COLE Before the break, we saw a rare, honourable side to Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick, as they came to D*LUX's aid and saved them from a sneak attack from Rico de Janeiro. And it seems like they proved themselves to D*LUX in the process, because this is what happened during the commercial break... [b][i]*STAR-WIPE~!*[/b][/i] Having just played the role of heroic nice-guys for probably the first time in their lives, Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick have stopped just past the curtains to collect themselves. Popick sits on an anvil case clutching his hand with gritted teeth while PRL, still fired up, is trying to calm himself back down. Behind them meanwhile the curtains ripple. PRL jumps, dropping into a stance ready to attack Rico once more. But it's not Rico, but D*LUX, who emerge. PRL Oh. Hey, you guys okay? JADE We're... fine. Is everything okay? PRL Ah well, Popick bent his finger back sliding into the ring, like the clutz he is. No big deal. POPICK No big deal!? This hurts like fu... PRL SO, we'd best get you to the trainer's room, eh Popick. Before you say something out of turn. PRL drags Popick to his feet and they begin to walk off, before finally Jade speaks up. JADE Thanks. PRL Wha... oh, don't mention it. We're just glad to have been assistance. It was actually kinda fun, running out there, the crowd cheering for a change, the sense of justice and... stuff. JADE Listen, me and the guys have been talking and with the match earlier, then what you did out there, we're willing to give you a chance. Stopping in their tracks, PRL and Popick wheel around with expectant smiles. JADE How does November Reign sound? PRL November Reign? Sounds great! As long as you're ALL sure that we're trustworthy enough. PRL raises The Corporate Eyebrow in D*LUX's direction, noticing that they still look a little sceptical. But it seems that's just the natural reaction from the head, but maybe not what the heart is saying... TYLER See you at November Reign. Extending their hands, Tyler and Shayne look to finalise the deal. And sure enough, PRL warmly shakes hands with the HI-YAH Tag Team Champions, Popick declining because of his injured finger but nodding in acceptance instead. [b][i]*STAR-WIPE~!*[/b][/i] COLE So, I guess that makes it official. Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick taking on D*LUX at November Reign, with the HI-YAH World Tag Team Championships on the line! Two great singles wrestlers, challenging one of the most cohesive teams in the OAOAST today. Should be a very interesting match Coach. COACH Until they start cheating. COLE I assume by 'they' you don't mean D*LUX. COACH PRL cannot be trusted. Jade should have learnt that lesson from her brother, she'll learn it at November Reign. COLE Why can't you ever be impartial. It's always one extreme or another with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
