Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2006 MICHAEL BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen the following match is set for one fall with a 20 minute time limit!! Introducing first from the Space Academy weighing in at 172 pounds the SPACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PHAEROOOO!! COLE This is the debut of the Space Cadets here in the OAOAST, straight out of Mexico! COACH Straight out of a B movie you mean. "EXCUSE ME!! EXCUSE ME!!" The music comes to a screeching halt as Landon Maddix walks out through the curtains to a chorus of boos and trash throwing. COLE What's HE doing here? this is supposed to be the Space Phaero against "It". LANDON MADDIX I was just backstage and it looks like this Phaero guy got himself lost or something cause he ain't there. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Landon just smiles as if the crowd was actually cheering him. LANDON MADDIX And his opponent? Well who knows... COACH They probably attacked both of them backstage. COLE I wouldn't be surprised if they did. LANDON MADDIX Since there seem to be a gap in the schedule here I know a few people who've got a few things to say... Landon is soon joined by Bruce Blank, Bloodshed and Todd Cortez who's looking the most jaded of all, due to the attack last week that left him laying. The Wildcards and Landon head to the ring, ignoring the boos of the crowd as they rain down over the four invaders. LANDON MADDIX First of all, I think a well deserved round of applause should be heard for Todd Cortez, after getting jumped on live television by those bastard Hooligans, and the "role model" himself, Zack Malibu! Landon, Bruce and Bloodshed all stand back and applause Cortez who seems touched by the sentiment. BRUCE BLANK Funny how SOME people can get a nice cushy hospital bed just for a bit of a boo-boo while Todd here can't even get his medical bills covered by the OAOAST!! LANDON MADDIX Typical for OAOAST! BRUCE BLANK Damn right it is. This federation is filled with cowards who would rather jump someone from behind when he's alone! This federation is filled with thugs and goons who'd rather INJURE than wrestle. COACH You'll have to excuse me but my Irony-meter just exploded. COLE I think these comments might have been more convincing if they didn't come from the Wildcards. BRUCE BLANK I mean Zack deliberately waited until he knew we wouldn't be around to viciously attack Todd Cortez!! I mean he tried to break the poor guy's neck? Now what kind of ANIMAL would do that? What kind of SAVAGE would try to deliberately break someone's neck? MALI-BU!! MALI-BU!! MALI-BU!! MALI-BU!! MALI-BU!! MALI-BU!! BRUCE BLANK Oh that's right cheer for the little bastard! You people just love back jumping cowards don't you? Todd takes the microphone, pausing as he waits out the crowds boos. TODD CORTEZ You think last week was supposed to scare us? You think last week intimidated any one of us in the slightest? Let me tell you something, ZACK...last week reeked of desperation. You and your new running buddies are getting down to the end of the line, and you know it. You know that no matter what you do, in the end, we find a way to get to you. To hurt you. There's no more saving face, Zack. There's nothing left to be saved...not your company, not your friends, not your family, NOT YOUR LIFE. You're not a marked man, Zack...you're just a dead man walking! MALI-BU!! MALI-BU!! MALI-BU!! MALI-BU!! MALI-BU!! MALI-BU!! BRUCE BLANK Last week Todd was here on his own because the SWF dictated that we needed to recuperate and fulfill our duties to them, and that meant I wasn't here for you Todd and I'm sorry man. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! BRUCE BLANK You know I've been going about this all wrong, I've wanted everyone to fear me... but that's too easy to do, what I'm going to do is a lot harder than fear, a lot harder than hatred. I am going to make you and everyone in the back do the ONE THING you thought you'd never do. I'm going to make you RESPECT ME!! COACH Not a chance in hell! BRUCE BLANK You don't have to like me but so help me God I'll make you respect me! To ensure that these rats can't take advantage of the SWF taking a lot of our time I have made a decision, I have made a choice - I've dedicated myself to the Wildcards and to what we're doing here in the OAOAST! COLE What's he saying!? BRUCE BLANK I've walked away from the SWF, the OAOAST has my undivided attention! COACH WHAT? BRUCE BLANK Malibu you still haven't put ME down and now I'm not distracted by anything else, now I'm OAOAST exclusive and there will be hell to pay! COLE Bruce chose the OAOAST over the SWF? COACH Man he must REALLY hate Malibu to dedicate ALL his time to it! COLE I... well I... damn. Damn. Shocked, Landon Maddix rushes over to the mic, yanking it from Bruce and excitedly questioning him. LANDON MADDIX You're not kidding? You left the SWF? Landon looks a little confused, it was news to him, but Blank simply nods his head towards his ally. BRUCE BLANK I got something important to do here Landon, I can't be distracted. And hey think of it this way, one less contender for your tag-team titles. That comments makes Landon crack a smile, he hadn't thought about that. Now he wouldn't be forced to face Bruce in the SWF any more, he could dig it. BRUCE BLANK Hooligans, Malibu... hell even Angelsault himself, with time you will all shake my hand and admit that I am the better man! The Wildcards are not wrong when they say that the OAOAST can't stop us only slow us down!! And with that Bruce throws the microphone down, marking a hasty exit for the foursome who didn't belong out here in the first place. COACH A focused, dedicated Bruce Blank here in the OAOAST? COLE I don't think I like the sound of that actually. This company has his undivided attention...and that could be the worst news for us yet. *Fade To Commercials* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
