HD: Theodore/CW vs. Rescue 911

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AC/DC's "Money Talks" blasts through the loud speakers as Mackenzie DeCenzo leads the team of Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright to the ring. 

BUFFER
Wrestling fans, the following contest LIVE on TSM is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, representing The Enterprise, accompanied to the ring by their business consultant MACKENZIE DECENZO, total combine weight 462 pounds...here are CHRISTIAN WRIGHT and THEODORE MONEYMAKER!

Wright and Moneymaker are the personification of stylin' and profilin'. Their entrance attire more expensive than most people's houses. Christian hands off his trusty briefcase to Mackenzie for safe keeping, as he and Theodore prepare for action. 

COLE
Our next match is a direct result of the ongoing feud between Los Diablos de Fuego, Los Conquistadors and the Beverly Hills Blonds, who also are members of The Enterprise. As seen last week on HeldDOWN~!, the Enterprise and their stooges Los Conquistadors laid a beatdown on Los Diablos de Fuego following an impromptu match that ended rather controversially. 

COACH
In your opinion. 

COLE
Yeah, whatever. Everyone who saw that match knows what I'm talking about. Anyway, Rescue 911 took it upon themselves to come out and save Moracca and Mariachi from any further damage, clearing the ring of The Enterprise, a gesture well received by the masked luchadors. 

COACH
And one not so well received by the Enterprise. Rescue 911 should've minded their own business. 

You say its urgent
Make it fast, make it urgent
Do it quick, do it urgent
Gotta rush, make it urgent

BUFFER
Their opponents, from the OAOAST First Responders Unit, 485 pounds...EMT TIM and OFFICER BOSLEY...RESCUE 911~!

As usual, the women go crazy for the men in uniform, as do the more vocal Los Diablos de Fuego fans in attendence. 

COLE
Rescue 911 quickly developing quite a following in the OAOAST. Their courage and bravery not going un-noticed by our great fans. Which the guys have taken notice of. 

[b]OAOAST[/b]

A small square box SWOOPS~ in and settles on the upper right hand side of the picture. There, Officer Bosley and EMT Tim stand in front of a grey OAOAST backdrop. 

EMT TIM
Hey there, wrestling fans. My name is EMT Tim and this here is my tag team partner and fellow public servent Officer Bosley; collectively known as Rescue 911. We're here to tell you how excited we are to be competing in the OAOAST and in front of the best fans in professional wrestling. While we haven't been in the sport long, we're rapidly improving with every match and with your help plan on leapfrogging every tag team in the Top 10 and straight to the World tag team titles!

OFFICER BOSLEY
You're exactly right, partner. Fan support means a whole lot to us. I know it's the same for you down at the hospital as it is for me at my precinct, and that's everyone wants to know is why we helped Los Diablos de Fuego last week; stuck our nose in other people's business, so to speak. Well, we live by 3 basic principle: Serve the public's trust, protect the innocent, and uphold the law. And last week the law was broken when the Enterprise decided to engage in gang activity and assault a couple of innocent bystanders. As if that wasn't enough, they were also in possesion of a weapon -- a barb wire coal miner's glove. The Enterprise then fought the law and the law won. And the law will prevail once again in just a matter of moments. So to all you kids out there, please remember: crime doesn't pay.  

[b][color=#FF9900]HELDOWN[/color]~![/b]

COACH
I'm sure Rescue 911 are very popular in the red states, but don't they know the rich and famous are above the law? 

COLE
No one's above the law, Coach. 

* DING DING *

Rescue 911 pop the females by simply removing their tops. Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright none too impressed, trading barbs with their opponents and then blows as the war of words turns into a war! Both teams battle out to the arena floor, with Moneymaker and Officer Bosley quickly taking it back inside. A series of bodyshots stun the "Billion Dollar Heir" in the corner, as EMT Tim and Christian return to their respective sides of the ring. Bosley sends Theodore to the far corner and charges in, only to eat a KNEE TO THE FACE! Moneymaker steps onto the middle rope for a double axe handle smash...but Officer Bosley catches him on the way down with a shot to the gut, flipping Teddy over! Bosley brings Moneymaker up in an armbar and takes him to the Rescue 911 corner. Following a tag, Tim comes off the top with a double axe across Theodore's outstretched arm. He then wrings the arm and takes Moneymaker to the mat with an armdrag. Teddy doesn't stay on his BUTT for long, rising back up to RAKE the eyes! Then with just a glance over at his corner, Christian Wright sticks his knee through the middle rope and face-first goes the medic. 

COACH
Even you gotta admit that's great teamwork, Mikey. No words. Just eye contact. You only see that out of the best teams. 

COLE
Pretty impressive when you consider Moneymaker and Wright have never teamed before prior to tonight. Tag made to Wright. 

Still reeling from the eye rake and knee to the face, Tim is unable to defend himself from the onslaught of European uppercuts and knife-edge chops employed by Christian. Wright pulls Tim out of the corner and shoots him to the ropes, snapping him over with a powerslam and then bringing him right back up to hit in succesion a Triple H-style facebuster, an inverted atomic drop, an STO and then a kneedrop!

COLE
C-4! An explosive maneuver on the part of the 2005 OAOAST Rookie Of The Year and now Enterprise Financial Analyst, Christian Wright. All he has to do now is cover EMT Tim and it's over. 

The Natural rules against going for the pin at the last second, wagging his finger as if to say not yet, which tickles Theodore Moneymaker pink. The Billion Dollar Heir and Enterprise CEO laughing maniacally in the corner as CW goes up to the middle rope for a big elbow...but misses as Tim moves!  

COACH
He was playing possum! That shows me Rescue 911 know they can't beat the new CW and Theodore. 

COLE
It shows me EMT Tim is picking up on the subtleties of wrestling, the chess games that go on during a match. 

As Tim nears his corner Theodore rushes in and knocks Officer Bosley off the apron. Well worth the tongue-lashing he receives from the referee afterward. Teddy just brushing Nick Patrick off like a middle class citizen. Christian makes it to the corner and the Enterprise have their third tag of the night. Moneymaker steps back in and slaps Tim upside the head, stomping and laughing at his face. Theodore traps Tim against the ropes and hammers away, the sweat flying off Tim's face and onto your television screens. Firmly in control, Teddy whips Tim to the ropes and winds up paying for it as the EMT ducks under an attempted back elbow smash and nails him on the rebound with a CROSS BODY! But rather than go for the pin Tim chooses to tag out and launch Officer Bosley into the ring...SLINGSHOT SHOULDERBLOCK! 

ONE...

TWO...

KICKOUT!

Turnbuckle smash rattles Theodore in the corner. Moneymaker has another unpleasent experience with the turnbuckles as he's sent hard into the far corner, causing him to shoot right back at Officer Bosley and into a backdrop. Teddy goes for another ride, this time to the ropes...MILITARY PRESS SLAM! With Theodore flat on his back and running high on adreanline, Rescue 911 decide to go for it all right here, taking a major chance by having Bosley slingshot Tim into the ring for a big splash...but Moneymaker gets the knees up! 

COLE
Aw, man. Rescue 911 took a chance and it didn't pay off. Theodore Moneymaker had that move well scouted. He knew Rescue 911 love to use various slingshot maneuvers. 

COACH
Like his opponents, the Moneyman is a rookie in the sport of professional wrestling...but he's had the best training money can buy.

Rather than stay down and take a minimal breather as Moneymaker makes a tag, Tim rises to his feet and gets drilled by a Christian Wright SUPERKICK!

ONE...

TWO...

THR-- NO!

Bosley breaks up the fall and draws the wrath from Wright and Moneymaker, as does the referee who the Enterprise representives feel didn't scold him harshly enough. Christian shakes it off and drops the fist dangerously close to Tim's throat. He scoops the EMT across his shoulders in a fireman's carry and rolls forward...BANK ROLL!

ONE...

TWO...

THREE-- NO!

Again Bosley makes the save. Moneymaker and Wright beginning to close their patience with the referee. Mackenzie DeCenzo screaming for a disqualification. The determination of Rescue 911 starting to worry the Enterprise members. Sensing the frustration creeping in on the team of Christan and Theodore, Bosley leads the crowd in a chant of...

"9-1-1!"
"9-1-1!"
"9-1-1!"

Mackenzie and Theodore attempt to quell the chants with verbal insults, which naturally drives the crowd into further civil disobedience. 

WRIGHT
SILENCE!

"9-1-1!"
"9-1-1!"
"9-1-1!"

COACH
I hope the fans keep chanting 9-1-1, because EMT Tim's gonna need it once CW hits this. 

Coach is referring to the Stockmarket Crash, Wright's Gordbuster finisher, which Tim blocks and counters into a suplex! Tim rallies with rights and lefts, rocking the reigning Rookie of the Year. What looks like the start of a big comeback only turns out to be a tease, as Christian reverses Tim's Irish whip, allowing Theodore to ram the knee into the spine of the back! The EMT crumbles to his knees, grimacing in pain as he holds onto his back. Yet another tag is made by the team of Christian Wright and Theodore Moneymaker, who continute to isolate EMT Tim from not just his partner but their side of the ring. Moneymaker capitalizes on a beautifully executed vertical suplex by dropping A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS!

ONE...

TWO...

THR-- KICKOUT! 

Theodore SLAPS the taste out of Tim's mouth prior to stomping him viciously in the face. Moneymaker gives EMT Tim the opportunity to resign from the match, forcing him to look the referee dead in the eye. Tim responds by jabbing his fist upside Teddy's head!

"YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!"

COLE
EMT Tim letting Theodore Moneymaker know never to disrespect him like that again. 

Likewise for Moneymaker, who spikes the elbow square between eyes for good measure. Theodore then places Tim in a double chicken-wing as Christian peppers him with closed fists and European uppercuts. The pair continuing to widen the gap in the number of tags made. Moneymaker releases the medic and exits to avoid a DQ. Meanwhile, Wright wraps both arms around Tim's and plants him in the middle of the ring with a belly-to-belly suplex! Christian uses that as the prelude to his next move...the Frog Splash...but Officer Bosley begins SHAKING the top rope and causes the Natural to CROTCH himself! 

WRIGHT
:o

COACH
No matter your opinion of CW, every man in the world feels his pain. Even Michael Cole. 

Luckily for CW and Teddy, it happens in their corner so a tag is easily made. While Christian recoups on the apron, Moneymaker fires Tim into the ropes and lowers the head as the EMT bounces off and back...and slams him face-first into the mat! But Tim is much too exhausted to do anything, like make a tag or attempt a pin. Unfortunately for Theodore, CW still hasn't fully recovered from the turnbuckle crotch, so 
after a head-rattling, mind-altering experience, he must continue for his team. And it probably plays a key role in Tim countering a piledriver with a backdrop! To prevent EMT Tim from making the tag, Moneymaker pops right up...jelly-legged and all...and locks him in THE BANK VAULT!

COLE
No one--and I mean no one--has managed to escape the Bank Vault. Theodore Moneymaker's version of a corba clutch sleeper. 

Almost immediately Tim starts to become woozy, struggling to maintain his balance as Moneymaker shakes him around like a ragdoll to apply further pressure. So out of total desperation he slips in under Teddy's side and lands a back suplex! 

"YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!"

COLE
Oh, my! He did it! Tim broke the Bank Vault!

COACH
You jinx'd him, you idiot! You said no one had broken the Bank Vault.

COLE
And no one did...until now. 

Tim slo-o-o-o-wly rolls to his corner, building up the suspense and the pressure on Moneymaker and/or Christian Wright to prevent the tag from happening. That job falls in the hands of CW who must fill-in, illegally I might add, as Teddy is in no position or condition to do so. EMT Tim sees Wright storming in out of the corner of his eye and lunges towards his corner...making the hot tag! 

COLE
There it is! There's the tag! Officer Bosley and Theodore Moneymaker the legal men. 

And Bosley is a house afire, decking both Wright and Moneymaker. Then two scoops and two slams. Bosley fires Christian into the ropes, and down with a dropkick. Teddy tries sneaking up on Bosley from the blindside, but again gets nailed with a shot to the gut, then a side Russian legsweep. EMT Tim re-appears, clotheslining CW over the top rope, sending both tumbling to the arena floor where they resume hand-to-hand combat. Mackenzie gets involved in the action, [u]RAKING[/u] Tim across the back and draws [b][color=#FF0000]blood[/color][/b]! Tim turns around to get him some of Mackie, but Wright shoves him into the ringpost! 

COLE
Tim is down and he may be out, ladies and gentlemen. 

COACH
Heh. Tim's the one who needs an EMT now. Serves him right for wanting to physically harm Mackie.

COLE
She's the one who attacked him!

COACH
Whatever. I just know Christian Wright is a protector of women's rights.  

Nick Patrick sees Tim down on the ground and goes to check on him. Just the opening the Enterprise need. Inside the ring, Officer Bosley has Theodore set for the first part of his Arrest & Trial finishing maneuver, a brainbuster into a rear naked choke, but he doesn't even get Moneymaker off the ground as Christian comes in and...

* THUNK *

...wallops him in the back of the head with his BRIEFCASE!

COLE
No, damnit. Not another one of these finishes. We saw one just like this last week, when Los Conquistadors produced a barb wire coal miner's glove from the purse of Mackenzie DeCenzo and used it to defeat Los Diablos de Fuego.  

Theodore shields Officer Bosley's eyes with his hand to prevent the referee from noticing he's unconscious. 

ONE...

TWO...

THREE!

* DING DING DING DING *

BUFFER
LLLLLLadies and gentlemen, the winners of the match...THEODORE MONEYMAKER and CHRISTIAN WRIGHT!

"YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The fans aren't cheering the announcement, but rather the arrival of LOS DIABLOS DE FUEGO who return the favor Rescue 911 did for them last week. Having achieved their goal of winning, Theodore and Christian high-tail it up the ramp along with Mackenzie. Moracca and Mariachi get on their hands and knees and beg Wright and Moneymaker to come back inside for a fight. But they won't have any of it, nor will the OAOAST officials who swarm the area such as Rick Martel and Terry Taylor. Christian and Theodore are then joined by their fellow Enterprise associates, the Beverly Hills Blonds, and Los Conquistador stooges, which suddenly give them the urge to fight. 

COLE
Oh, yeah. Look how tough these guys are when numbers are on their side. Wright and Moneymaker wouldn't dare face Los Diablos de Fuego on their own, but once they're buddies and kiss asses showed up, they were ready for a fight. Hopefully OAOAST officials can get this match signed for November Reign, because I sure want to see the Enterprise get theirs.