Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2006 ”I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don't know where it goes But it's home to me and I walk alone” WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! COLE Aw *beep* what does HE want now? COACH I dunno Michael, after he announced that he had left the SWF I have given up trying to guess with these people. Unpredictable is their nature, so we gots to deal with it. Bruce is out there alone tonight, no Wildcards, no Landon Maddix or any else as he just walks to the ring with a grin on his face and a very, very surprising T-Shirt on, a T-Shirt that reads “O.A.O.A.S.T. 4-Life” Which only seems to anger the fans even more BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YOU SUCK!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YOU SUCK!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YOU SUCK!! ”I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams Where the city sleeps and I'm the only one and I walk alone” COACH He has some damn nerve showing up in an OAOAST shirt with all this "company pride" after all the crap he’s done to us. COLE I’m surprised it’s a CLEAN t-shirt! Bruce takes the microphone from Michael Buffer and then enters the ring to the sound of tens of thousands of OAOAST Fans booing him. The booing doesn’t seem to bother him tonight, in fact he’s smiling and giving the fans a thumbs up as he waits for them to stop booing. Then he actually APPLAUDS the crowd and nods like they were chanting his name. Which in a manner they are: Bruce Sucks! After a couple of more moments of booing the crowd finally quiets down so that Bruce can say what he came to say. BRUCE BLANK Thank you, thank you everyone. COACH & COLE Th...THANK YOU!? BRUCE BLANK GOOOOOOOOOOOODEVENING SASKATOON!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! BRUCE BLANK Hey now is that any way to greet a guy who’s a tried and true OAOAST supporter? Is this any way to greet a guy who’s quickly become a cornerstone in this federation? A fixture, nay an institution in the OAOAST? F*CK YOU BRUCE!! F*CK YOU BRUCE!! BRUCE BLANK Some might even call me the phenom of the OAOAST and unlike some of the supposed “heroes” I am man who isn’t afraid to say it like it is. You see unlike Zack Malibu I have been up front with everyone since day one… You knew what I was the moment I took that mask off. COACH Yeah a pain in the ass! COLE Amen! BRUCE BLANK Unlike YOUR Hero, Zack Malibu MALIBU!! MALIBU!! MALIBU!! MALIBU!! MALIBU!! MALIBU!! MALIBU!! Bruce pauses for a moment to let the fans get it out of their system. BRUCE BLANK Unlike Malibu I don’t play games, I don’t pretend to be something I’m not – and you lot should respect that. COLE He’s an asshole but at least he admits it so it’s okay? BRUCE BLANK You talked about change Malibu, how you’ve changed yet you haven’t – how this place has changed and boo-hoo we’ve been so mean to force the change on you. Listen man, change is good – otherwise you’ll end up being a balding, bleachblonde fifty year old doing the same punch, big boot, leg drop combo time and time again. One thing hasn’t changed though Zacky, you still haven’t stopped me! Sure you’ve managed to put Bloodshed’s shoulders to the mat, yes you’ve made Landon quit – but ME? SCOTTY STATIC Someone doesn’t remember the Great Angle Bash! Scotty Static seems to have taken exception to Bruce’s comments and is out there to correct a few misconceptions, much to the delight of the crowd already bored with Bruce's false sincerity! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! BRUCE BLANK How about you just turn your skinny ass around, walk away and don’t come back until you’re able to do it WITHOUT Malibu’s help! Bruce grins, he figures that would take the wind out of Scotty’s sails and Scotty does turn around much to the surprise of everyone in the arena. Static walks through the curtains only to spin right around and come back out again. SCOTTY STATIC That would be now! BRUCE BLANK Are you serious? Right now? SCOTTY STATIC Unless you need to go to the back and find your spine first? BRUCE BLANK Oh I’m ready Scooter, I’m ready to show you and the rest of the OAOAST that I am the “Irresistible Force”. In fact I’m so confident that if you can pin me I’ll tear up my OAOAST contract. No Strike that! Bruce looks more than a little pissed off, the kind of pissed off where you speak before thinking. BRUCE BLANK If ANYONE can pin me without interference then I’ll tear up my OAOAST contract. COACH No F*cking way? COLE Oh Bruce went and put his foot in it, his career is on the line here. COACH And not just here, if Bruce isn’t pinned tonight I’m sure a long line of people are ready to attempt it just to get rid of him COLE GOOD! SCOTTY STATIC So lemme get this straight…I pin you and you leave the OAOAST? BRUCE BLANK I swear on my mother’s grave, I will tear up my OAOAST contract if anyone can pin me without interference. If not you tonight, then whoever next week, or at November Reign...I don't care if some lucky punk gets my shoulders down during a house show under a tent in front of a crowd of twenty, I swear if someone thinks they can't beat me, then get to it, and if you succeed, I'll walk! SCOTTY STATIC That’s good enough for me! And with that Scotty drops the microphone and races towards the ring! Scotty slides under the bottom rope ring into the waiting arms of Bruce who wastes little time in attacking the GPX’er! *DING*DING*DING* COACH We’ve got a match right here and now!! COLE Scotty is still in his street clothes, he wasn’t scheduled to wrestle tonight but that’s not stopping him! Scotty avoids Bruce’s next kick, kips up to his feet and then leaps up in the air preparing to strike Bruce either square in the chest of maybe on the jaw with a jumping Yakuza like Kick.. Bruce swiftly takes a step backwards and grabs hold of Scotty’s leg as he quite obviously saw his opponent coming. *WHAM!* COLE He took his head clean off! Cole says as Bruce swiftly goes from holding Scotty’s foot to spinning Scotty 360 degrees in the air with a Lariat! COACH He suckered Scotty in! COLE What are you talking about Coach? COACH He looked like he didn’t see Scotty kip up, but the second Scotty tried attack him Bruce caught him, he’s not fast enough to react like that unless he prepared for it! Bruce drags Scotty back to his feet, twists his opponents arm with an arm wringer and then pulls Scotty forward sending him bouncing off Bruce’s shoulder not once but twice. Moments later Scotty finds himself straddling Bruce’s shoulder, trapped by the big man for a moment before Bruce drops the GPX’er with a shoulder breaker. The shoulderbreaker obviously hurt Scotty but even then he still tries to fight Bruce off the best he can, throwing a couple of fists at Bruce’s mid section. Bruce easily shakes the blows off, clenches his mighty ham of a hand and then blasts Scotty across the back with that clobbering forearm smash he’s hurt so many opponents with. COACH Hate him or love him it’s an awesome sight when Bruce just lets rip like that. With Scotty down Bruce uses the opportunity to land a couple of fists drops to Scotty’s neck and shoulder area, ensuring that Static remains totally under his control. If Bruce thought that controlling Scotty would be easy he has another thing coming tonight, Scotty is fighting tonight to kick Bruce out of the OAOAST and he’s not about to let it stop him. Although a poke in the eyes does thwart Scotty’s plans of a comeback at least for now! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! When you’re as powerful as Bruce it’s easy enough to whip Scotty into the ropes and then catch him with both hands. Bruce manages to lift the much lighter opponent up in the air pressing him over his head with the Gorilla Press like it was nothing. As he pumps his arms Scotty starts to wiggle and squirm enough to escape Bruce’s grasp. Static slides down behind Bruce’s back landing in a Sun-set flip position with both hands on Bruce’s tights as he tries to drag him to the ground for a pin. COLE That’s quick thinking from Scotty, now if he can only get him down Bruce goes down, but not in the way Scotty had hoped though as Bruce sits down on Scotty’s chest with all of his 295 pounds behind it. When the referee gets to his knees to count the pinfall on Scotty Bruce puts his hands on the top rope for added leverage ONE!! COLE It can’t end like this! He's got the ropes! TWO!! But there is no three, the referee has seen Bruce’s hands on the ropes and immediately broken the count. Instead of giving Bruce the customary 5 count he uses his own discretion and kicks at Bruce’s hands instead, making the Wildcarder release his hold AND roll backwards straight into a roll up from Scotty Static! ONE!! COACH BRUCE COULD BE OUT OF HERE!! TWO!! But not three, Bruce has managed to flip his body forward again so that he’s sitting on Scotty’s chest once more but this time with Scotty’s legs hooked as well. ONE!! COLE No, no, no kick out Scotty! TWO!! THR-NO!! Scotty kicks out by flipping Bruce back down onto the canvas with his legs, but Blank uses his momentum to roll through it so that he sits up on his knees as well. The moment Static sits up straight Bruce leaps off from his crouched position and lands a shoulder tackle that knocks the smaller Static back down! WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! In the past the crowd has been able to distract Bruce with their chanting but nothing he’s as focused as he’s ever been, determined to not make a mistake, to not let Scotty get a moment to breathe because it could cost him his career in the OAOAST. After getting back to a vertical base Bruce pulls Scotty up by the jeans and pushes him back into the corner where he peppers him with a series of elbow smashes that threaten to knock Scotty’s head off. COLE I hate to admit it but Bruce is looking very strong tonight, and he has yet to play it dirty. COACH We heard Anglesault earlier said he wanted Todd Cortez to prove himself as something more than a streetfighter, and now tonight it looks like Bruce is following that lead by doing some actual WRESTLING! Bruce whips Scotty across the ring to the other corner, then he runs at Scotty ready to crush Static under his gigantic frame. Bruce doesn’t make contact with Scotty through, quite the opposite as Scotty lets loose with a low drop kick that knocks the legs out from under Bruce. When Bruce gets to his knees Scotty moves in and tries to wrap his arms around Bruce’s for a double underhook position but the moment Blank feels the set up for the Spiked Punch he quickly pushes Scotty off and moves backwards until he’s got his back against the turnbuckles. COLE Bruce was not about to get caught napping! COACH His contract is on the line Cole, he can’t afford to be napping! Scotty capitalizes by Bruce’s position in the corner by rushing in, placing a foot on Bruce’s knee as he steps up and then... *BLAM!* Plants a knee on Bruce’s jaw knocking the Redneck Superman down with the Shining Wizard. COLE Scotty is going to take to the air! This could be that one big move Scotty needs to turn everything around tonight!! Cole screams in excitement as Scotty Static quickly climbs up the turnbuckles and then gets his balance right. This could be just the ticket for Scotty, unfortunately he doesn’t quite get to punch the ticket as Landon Maddix comes running to the ring, jumps up on the apron and then shakes the top rope. Scotty drops and lands on the metal bracket that holds the top rope tight, Scotty drops with one leg on each side of the bracket taking the full impact on his groin area! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!! COACH Right on the mommy/daddy button! COLE OH COME ON! After he professed to be able to beat Scotty cleanly? COACH Not surprised though. Look at Landon giving Bruce the thumbs up, I think he’s trying to get on Bruce’s good side after War Games. It’s rare that Bruce ever goes to the ropes but the opportunity is just too good to pass up since Scotty looks totally incapacitated. The Redneck Superman climbs up on the middle ropes, hooks Scotty around the head and then lifts him up in the air for a Super-plex on the already battered Scotty... *WHAM!!* As with all Super-plexes the guy performing the move takes some of the impact as well which is why Bruce doesn’t immediately cover Scotty but takes a moment to see straight again before crawling up on top of Scotty. ONE!! TWOO!!! COACH Oh no! THR-SHOULDERUP!! COLE Bruce’s size is working to his advantage in these situations, it’s 295 pounds laying on you that you have to shift to kick out. Not wasting time with a second pinfall attempt that’s bound to fail Bruce gets back up on his feet, pulls Scotty up by the hair and the arm and then he whips one half of the Global Party Exchange hard into the corner. Bruce gets up on the second rope, grabbing the top rope with his left hand to balance himself before Scotty has a chance to regain the air that just got knocked out of him. Bruce raises his huge right fist in the air and then… ONE!! Right fist upside the head! TWO!! Another shot strikes Scotty upside the head but somehow, somewhere Scotty is able to foster an idea and then let that idea take life as he reaches up with both hands, unsteady as he might be, and then pushes Bruce to the right. The desperation push is enough to throw Bruce off balance and send him tumbling over the top rope, landing with a thud on the floor at a really awkward and painful angle. COLE This could be the break Scotty needs! COACH C’mon Scotty! Landon grabs Bruce by the arm and the shirt and helps the dazed redneck to his feet only for Scotty to take full advantage of the position by blasting the leader of the Wildcards in the mid-section with a baseball slide drop kick! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! COLE YES!! COACH Just stick and move Scotty, stick and move!! Landon tries to help Bruce up once more but the big man doesn’t seem to welcome it, not after what his last attempt at helping did to him. Instead he crawls under the bottom rope and into the ring while still gasping for air. Scotty stalks Bruce like a predator on the prowl waiting for the opportune moment to strike, taking his time. Bruce is only up on one knee before Scotty launches his attack... *WHAM!!* With Bruce on his knee Scotty’s spinning leg kick hits the big man right across the face knocking him back down HARD! COACH Scotty is ON FIYAH~! COLE This is his opportunity Coach, this is a chance to rid the federation of Bruce once and for all! Scotty backs off and leans back against the ropes ready to attack Bruce once more, maybe with another spinning kick but unfortunately it’s one of those things we will never know as Landon reaches in and takes a swipe at Scotty’s legs. Scotty easily avoids the swipe but the constant interference pisses Scotty off to the point where he’s demanding that Landon gets in the ring and fights him right now. COLE That’s crazy! He should focus on Bruce and not make it a 2 on 1 match! COACH We need Johnny out here, where is Johnny? Or Jamie? With Scotty’s attention diverted by Landon he quickly falls prey to Bruce as the big man grabs the Global Party’er by the back of the head and the jeans and throws him over the top rope. Fortunately for Scotty he’s got enough presence of mind to shift his weight around and land on his feet instead of his ass. Landon rushes around the corner runs straight at Scotty hoping to get a few shots in on Scotty Static before he can regain his senses. *SMACK!* The only shot anyone gets in is Scotty Superkicking Landon in the jaw as La Cucaracha approaches. Scotty just grins as he slides in under the bottom rope before Bruce has a chance to realize what just happened. Bruce lunges at Scotty like a wild bull without forethought or planning, Scotty however keeps his cool and sidesteps Bruce’s charge like he was an experienced bullfighter dancing with a horned beast. Even though he missed the first charge Bruce charges Scotty again, only this time in addition to side stepping Bruce he also drills a knee into Bruce’s midsection. HUUUUUURGH! With Bruce doubled over Scotty steps up and locks Bruce’s head between his knees, but before he can pull Bruce into a piledriver position the big man stands up straight backdropping Scotty over his head! COACH Damn it that Piledriver could have finished it off. Bruce quickly grabs Scotty’s legs, steps through them with his left leg as he crosses Scotty’s legs setting Static up for a Sharpshooter, but before Bruce can turn Scotty over the young man reaches out and grabs the ropes for the easy out. COLE What was THAT about? Has Bruce been studying some tapes or was that not the Sharpshooter? COACH I guess he wants to show us all that he’s not just a brawler – I got news for you hayseed, that’s not going to cut it. Since Scotty grabbed the rope Bruce has no choice but to release his hold, but that doesn’t mean he can’t kick Scotty which is exactly what he does even while Scotty is holding on to the bottom rope. It only takes 3 or 4 kicks to finally draw out Johnny Jax who runs to ringside, leaps up on the apron making Bruce take a step back out of his reach. JOHNNY!! JOHNNY!! JOHNNY!! COACH Now the sides are even! A recovered Landon pulls Johnny off the apron and then plants a right fist upside his head before tossing the other half of GPX up against the guardrails! Neither Scotty nor Bruce seem to notice the fight on the floor, instead two men are circling the ring, each trying to find an opening, trying to gain the advantage in the match. Scotty fakes an attack and then when Bruce tries to counter he drives the tip of his boot into Bruce’s midsection. The stiff toe kick doubles Bruce over as well as driving him back a step or two, giving Scotty enough room to run across the ring, bounce off the ropes and then launch himself at Bruce. And “launch” is the right word to use in this case as Bruce straightens up at the last moment and catches Scotty, pushing him up into the air and hurling him overhead with ease... COLE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY!! *CRASH!!* COACH TOSSED INTO THE CROWD!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! The crowd is stunned as Bruce uses his awesome power to throw Scotty Static clean over the top rope, over the barricade and into the crowd. Fortunately for Scotty the fans cushion his blow so that he is not seriously hurt, but it’s still a hell of a drop for someone to take. COLE This is going to end badly I know it. Bruce complains of a leg pain which distracts the referee at the moment that Scotty Static forces himself to his feet... *WHACK!* COLE Landon with a chair!! COACH You son of a b*tch!! Landon cracks Scotty over the back with a steel chair knocking Static down to the floor without the referee seeing it! Once Landon has backed off Bruce calls attention to the fact that Scotty is out of the ring! ONE!! TWO!!! THREE!! The referee doesn’t look happy about it but has no other recourse but to count. FOUR!! FIVE!!! SIX!!! COLE Oh come on, it can’t end like this SEVEN!! COACH Oh look at Landon, he’s dancing with joy over there. EIGHT!! NINE!! COLE No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!! TEN!! *DING*DING*DING* COACH F*CK!! Landon raises both hands in the air like HE just won the match, but the smile on his face is quickly wiped off when Johnny Jax jumps him from behind and drives La Cucaracha to the mat. Bruce looks at Johnny and Landon on the floor, then with a shrug of the shoulders he exits the ring, and then pulls Johnny off Landon. COLE Bruce didn’t look too pleased with having to help Landon out. After being pulled off Landon, Johnny goes over to check on Scotty while Landon runs over and takes the microphone from Michael Buffer. LANDON MADDIX Ladies and gentlemen!! The winner of the match in… let’s say 7 minutes, give or take, the leader of the Wildcards – THE REDNECK SUPERMAN BRUCEEEEEEEEEEEE BLANK!! WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! Landon looks at Bruce to gauge his mood, then he apparently gets a bright idea as the grin on his face attests to. LANDON MADDIX Let that be a lesson Scotty! No one messes with Blank, the Wildcards or Landon Maddix!! We’ll fight anyone, anywhere! Bruce takes the microphone from Landon, apparently he has something to add. BRUCE BLANK You know Landon I like the way you think. I also think that it’s time that YOU got some payback from War Games. You ready to show me what you got? You ready to show me that you can run with us? Landon nods feverously, Bruce seems to be in a forgiving mood and Landon is going with it in hopes of keeping the Wildcards as allies even after submitting during the War Games match. BRUCE BLANK So how about you and me strike a blow for the cause at November Reign – together we will show these two that a few losses may have slowed us down but we cannot be stopped!! You and me Landon...against THEM! COACH Blank and Maddix vs. the GPX at November Reign? COLE Hopefully it’ll be a lot cleaner than tonight! The GPX nod in agreement as the camera closes in on them, wanting a piece of Blank and the all-too-cocky Maddix as we cut away, headed towards another break in the show. *Fade to commercials* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
