NR: Enterprise/Rescue NueveUnoUno

[King Cucaracha 0]

SCHIAVONE
Hello everyone, Tony Schiavone positioned high up in the crowd alongside Jesse "The Body" Ventura and we have the privilege of calling this next contest here at November Reign 2006! Jess, how the Thanksgiving season been treating you this year?

VENTURA
Great, until a few days ago. Why we have to keep having November Reign in Canada is beyond me. November's cold enough in Florida, but [i]Vancouver[/i]?

SCHIAVONE
Well, you'll have to take that up with head office. Meanwhile, we continue on with even more traditional Survivor Series action as The Enterprise, captained by CEO Theodore Moneymaker, take on two of their recent rival teams, in Los Diablos De Fuego and Rescue 911.

VENTURA
I'll tell ya what Schiavone, what you've got here is a gulf in class. Theodore Moneymaker's still a rookie, but he's got the best training and lifestyle money can buy. Being related to Tony Brannigan doesn't hurt either. Then you've got The Beverly Hills Blonds, three-time OAOAST World Tag Team Champions, former HI-YAH Tag Team Champions, led by Mackenzie DeCenzo's business accument. And you round out the team with a rough diamond like Christian Wright. A true team, all brought together by one common denominator...

SCHIAVONE
Yeah, money!

VENTURA
Damn right Schiavone! Money talks, like Teddy says. Now, take a look at the opposition. You've got a cop, you've got an EMT and you've got two unproven masked Mexican fruitcakes, clad from head to toe in pink.

SCHIAVONE
Now come on Jesse, you wore some pretty adventurous ring attire back in your day.

VENTURA
Yeah, but I could pull it off!

SCHIAVONE
Well, I'm sure Los Diablos and Rescue 911 will be pleased to hear your comments Jesse and I'm sure they'll be banking on The Enterprise sharing your point of view. They are the underdogs, but they can't be underestimated here tonight. Especially with these Survivor Series Rules, where one fall could change the entire complexion of the match. Only the STRONG will survive~! Let's send it up to Michael Buffer!


*DINGDINGDING!*

You break the laws
You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all
Come on come on, lovin' for the money
Come on come on, listen to the Money talk
Come on come on, lovin' for the money
Come on come on, listen to the Money talk
Money talks

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, this following contest is a Traditional Survivor Series Rules Match! On the way to the ring are the team collectively known as THE ENTERPRISE!! Consisting of... "THE NATURAL" CCHHRRIIIISSSSTTIIIIIAAAAANN WWWWRRRRIIIIIGGHHHHTT!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

The Enterprise's Financial Analyst leads the way for the team, briefcase in hand and wearing his highly expensive red polyester jacket. Wright holds up the briefcase for all to see, as the bodies keep on coming behind him.

BUFFER
His partners... the only former HI-YAH and OAOAST World Tag Team Champions in history, "THE VIDEO VOYEUR" SIMON SINGLETON and "THE HANDSOME HUSTLER" NED BLANCHARD... THE BBEEEVVEERRLLYY HHIIIILLLSSS... BBLLLLLLOOOOOOONNDDSSSSSSS!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Noticing the camera shift from Wright to him, Simon rolls camera. An imaginary one, naturally. Ned flashes a cocky smile straight to camera as The Blonds head on towards the ring, leaving just one body and one accompanying body to bring up the rear.

BUFFER
And finally, accompanied by MACKENZIE DECENZO! He is the Team Captain of The Enterprise... "THE BILLION DOLLAR HEIR"... TTHHHHEEEEOOOOODDOOOOORRRREEEEE... MMMOOOOOONNEEEEYYYY - MMMMMAAAAAAAAKKEEEEEERRRRR!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Moneymaker is already laughing away, probably because he's got Mackenzie DeCenzo hanging off his arm. Clad in the smoking jacket and tear away pants that most in Vancouver couldn't afford on a year's wage, Moneymaker leads Mackenzie over to the ready set director's chair in The Enterprise corner before climbing the steps to join his team-mates in the ring.

"You say its urgent
Make it fast, make it urgent
Do it quick, do it urgent
Gotta rush, make it urgent
Want it quick
Urgent, urgent, emergency
Urgent, urgent, emergency
Urgent, urgent, emergency
Urgent, urgent, emergency
So urgent, emergency
Emer... emer... emer...
Its urge...


IT'S RAININ' MEN!
Hallejulah
IT'S RAININ' MEN!
Amen"

"Urgent" by Foreigner morphs into the perhaps the campest song ever, "It's Raining Men" by Geri Halliwell. But the guy in the police uniform and the partner dressed as an EMT, perhaps unsurprisingly, don't seem to be bothered by the choice of theme music as they lead the way, slapping and shaking hands with the fans down the aisle.

BUFFER
And, introducing the opponents. First, from the OAOAST First Responders Unit! OFFICER BOSLEY and EMT TIM... RESCUE 9 1 1!!

"YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

I'll avoid any puns about 'bringing up the rear' or 'coming up behind', because here are Los Diablos. Unorthodox in an entirely different way to their partners, Los Diablos bump and hump their way down the aisle. Curiously, Mariachi seems to have stolen Officer Bosley's HANDCUFFS, hanging seductively out of his mouth as he eyes up the cameraman. Moracca meanwhile places his sombrero on the head of a fan who, unsurprisingly, is young, male and rarther creeped out.

BUFFER
And, their partners... MORACCA and MARIACHI... LLLOOOOSSS DDIIIIIIAAAAAABBLLLLLLOOOOOOSSSS DDEEEE FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

"YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

BUFFER
And together, they are TEAM RESCUE NUEVE UNO UUUNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!

SCHIAVONE
Heh! How about that for a little team unity?

VENTURA
A personalised cuecard doesn't make a team. Buffer just reads whatever's in his hand, it's not like it matters. Heck, Teddy's got so much money, he could get Buffer to recite the Communist Manifesto in the middle of this ring if he felt like it!

Rescue 911 have slid into the ring and sure enough, The Enterprise are content to let them get on with the posing and crowd rallying. In slide Los Diablos do, climbing the ropes behind the seperate members of Rescue 911. And it's a precarious position up on the ropes, so they're thankful they can cling onto the rears of their partners.



Oh.

Oh dear.

VENTURA
I can't believe these guys are here. On a Pay Per View, in a high-profile match, taking on four great athletes in the form of The Enterprise. What in the hell is going on?

SCHIAVONE
It's certainly been a meteoric rise for Rescue 911, who let's not forget hold a pinfall victory over The Beverly Hills Blonds.

VENTURA
Hey! You can't class that as a victory, you know DAMN well that they won due and only due to outside interference!

SCHIAVONE
That's not what the record books will say though Jesse.

Eventually it looks like we're ready to go. Moneymaker holds an impromptu conference out on the floor with his team, while Rescue 911 assume control in their corner. And it'll be Officer Bosley to start, removing top and hat to some wolf-whistles from the crowd. For The Enterprise it looks like Simon Singleton meanwhile, exchanging high-fives with all before he and his team take up their positions.


*DINGDINGDING!*

SCHIAVONE
Bell has rung and we're underway, with Bosley and Singleton to start.

VENTURA
Looks like Simon hasn't forgotten about that quote-un-quote 'loss' either!

The Video Voyeur has obviously rewatched his tapes, although he doesn't need much reminding about the embarrassing nature of The Blonds' loss. Pointing the finger, Simon really lets Bosley hear it. But he soon finds himself in contradiction of the law, intimidating a police officer, an offence which earns him the punishment of a sudden right hand! And Bosley starts to unload with the rights, backing Singleton off the ropes and sending him for the ride, catching him on the way back with a high BAAAACKbody drop! That's enough for Simon and he rolls to his knees, trying to beg off from the Officer. Bosley doesn't let up though as he wrings out the arm and pulls Simon over to Rescue NueveUnoUno territory, making the exchange with EMT Tim. Up top goes the medic, dropping down with a double axehandle to the shoulder and wringing out the arm to keep Simon under control.

SCHIAVONE
Solid tag team tactics from the relative newcomers, cutting off the ring and making quick tags.

VENTURA
That's what you've gotta do in this environment. You've got three fresh partners in your corner to start, you might as well use them.

EMT Tim uses that gameplan as he quickly tags back to Bosley. Complaints are coming from The Enterprise's corner but Rescue 911 aren't violating referee Mike Chioda's five count, Bosley quickly in with the axehandle and Tim quickly out to the corner. Another wring of the arm has Simon begging for mercy. And even more so, as Bosley asks the crowd if they want to see Moracca tagged in.

"YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

And they do.

SCHIAVONE
I think this match just heated up, so to speak.

Moracca accepts the tag and heads up top. A good luck kiss (on the ASS!) from Mariachi then sets Moracca, off the top with the axehandle and assuming control of the wristlock. With the arm controlled, Moracca wrings the arm once more before slowly the wristlock gets lower. And lower. And lower yet, as Moracca starts to rub Simon's hand against his genitals!!

"YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

VENTURA
Oh, come ON! That's repulsive!

The embarrassing predicament prompts Simon to get desperate, going to the eyes with his free hand! Rescue 911 protests but Chioda, due to turning away in disgust from the forced massage, misses the eyepoke and can do nothing as Simon scrambles to his corner and tags in regular partner, Ned Blanchard! Incensed at the treament of his partner, Ned rushes headlong into the ring...



...and into an armdrag, chained into an armbar by Moracca!

VENTURA
This is ridiculous Schiavone, The Beverly Hills Blonds have been thrown completely off their games by these totally inappropriate tactics by their opponents. And I can't blame them! These men are athletes, they shouldn't have be subjected to this!

SCHIAVONE
Give credit to Los Diablos for their gameplan Jesse. They're unorthodox, that's for sure, but it seems to be working.

Climbing back to his feet in the armbar, Ned doesn't risk his hand becoming uncleansed and quickly goes to the gut with a knee strike. A forearm over the back doubles Moracca over and a second drops him to his knees, Ned taking issue with the opposition corner as he whips Moracca off the ropes. Ned gets too distracted with outside parties though and a lazy duck of the head is punished, Moracca leapfrogging up and over before catching Blanchard turning around with a high dropkick!

*SMOOCH!*

'Tag' is made by Los Diablos, Mariachi now legal. In one sense of the word, anyway. A double whip sets Ned up for a double irish whip, Moneymaker furiously demanding that referee Chioda does his job as Los Diablos follow up, Moracca backdropping Mariachi onto Ned for the cover...


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2...



Quick kickout.

Mariachi pulls Ned up again and takes him to the corner. Tag is made to Officer Bosley, O.B assuming control of the situation with a jab to the gut before bringing Ned into the centre of the ring and planting him with a scoop and a slam. Bosley then hits the ropes and gets some height on a big elbow...



...NOBODY HOME! Bosley elbows nothing but unforgiving ring canvas, buying Ned the time to get over to his corner and tag in Theodore Moneymaker.

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

VENTURA
Here we go, a touch of class in this match finally.

SCHIAVONE
Moneymaker tagged in for the first time in the match and he seems eager to impress. So far, his Enterprise have been a step off the pace it seems.

As Bosley gets to his feet he doesn't realise that Moneymaker is waiting on him, until the CEO of The Enterprise slugs him with a right hand. And another. Rearing back, Moneymaker then measures Bosley...


*SLAP!*

"WHOOOOOOOO!"

...and nails a big knifedge chop, knocking him right off his feet!

VENTURA
Oh-ho! What a shot that was Schiavone! I don't know about any police badges, but Bosley's gonna have a badge of honour on his chest when he wakes up tommorrow morning from that chop.

Pinning Bosley's upper body to the canvas, Theodore kicks up the legs and comes down with a big kneedrop to the chest. Another kneedrop follows, then a third before Moneymaker tightly cradles the leg and looks for the first elimination of the match...


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But Bosley has plenty of fight left just yet. So Moneymaker slaps on a rear chinlock.

"9 - 1 - 1!"
"9 - 1 - 1!"
"9 - 1 - 1!"
"9 - 1 - 1!"

SCHIAVONE
The crowd trying to get behind the upstanding Officer!

VENTURA
That's gonna help a bit in this situation though. This is just a weardown hold, Moneymaker's sapping the strength out of Bosley and at the same time, he's buying his Enterprise time to recollect themselves.

Bosley starts to the fight the chinlock and climbs back to his feet, pumping his fist to draw the crowd behind him as he delivers a sharp elbow into the ribs of The Billion Dollar Heir. Another elbow. And another. But Moneymaker thinks quickly and grabs hold of Bosley's flowing locks, hauling him to the canvas by the hair to the disapproval of Bosley's teammates. Teddy protests his innocence though and tag in Christian Wright to take the heat off of himself for the moment. Taking over where his boss left off, Wright catches Bosley with a double axehandle to keep him grounded, at least for the moment. Bosley is fighting still, forcing Wright to allow him up, only to cut him back down with quick knee. Snap Suplex plants O.B near the corner and Christian quickly backs up, hopping to the middle turnbuckle and exposing the point of the elbow. However, on his way down, CW gets more height than distance and instinctively Bosley throws up his right boot, giving Wright something to land on FACE-FIRST!

"YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

SCHIAVONE
A miscue from The Natural!

VENTURA
Bosley's gotta make a tag here, there's no point in staying in the match if you're suffering.

The unpleasant landing leaves Wright stunned in the corner, giving Bosley plenty of time to crawl over to his corner... and MAKE THE TAG!

SCHIAVONE
Officer Bosley has called for backup and EMT Tim is in!

In comes EMT Tim, all fired up as Wright groggily looks to meet him coming. A couple of quick jabs keep Wright off balance, Tim then hitting the ropes and dropping CW with a clothesline! Off the ropes goes Tim again and the dropdown from Wright doesn't fool him, Tim going up and over safely. Wright scrambles up and ducks the head, but Tim floats over with a sunset flip...


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No!

Looking to keep the pressure on, Tim hits the ropes again...



...and comes to an abrupt stop, thanks to a sneaky KNEE from Theodore Moneymaker that drills him right in the kidneys! The fans on Teddy's side notice and are quickly up in arms, but the referee didn't see it, leaving him powerless as Tim staggers back into the centre of the ring. Wright is waiting on him, delivering a boot before hoisting Tim up for a suplex... before dropping forwards and planting Tim on his face with the Gordbuster!!

VENTURA
Stockmarket Crash! That's gonna do it for EMT Tim.

Perhaps unaware of what quite happened, Bosley and Diablos just look a little shocked. And they will Tim to kick out, as Wright makes the cover...


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3!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Bosley holds his head as the three is counted, prompting a mini-celebration in The Enterprise's corner.


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Eliminated: EMT Tim
Eliminated by: Christian Wright
[b]ENTERPRISE 4  RESCUE NUEVEUNOUNO 3[/b]
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SCHIAVONE
And The Enterprise now have a man advantage, all thanks to a cheapshot from the outside by Theodore Moneymaker!

VENTURA
Hey, it's survival Tony. You do what you've gotta do to survive.

SCHIAVONE
And it's only cheating if you're caught, right?

VENTURA
Exactly. Teddy's still in this match, EMT Tim ain't, that's all that really matters right now.

EMT Tim is helped from the ring and second referee Nick Patrick is ready to send him to the back. But meanwhile, the action continues, as Moracca enters for his team and takes the fight to Christian Wright with a flurry of right hands! With Wright dazed, Moracca hits the ropes, making sure to deviate away from any Enterprise members as he springs back with a high crossbody... and gets caught! Wright catches Moracca in his arms, a position the fruity Mexican probably doesn't mind too much. What's coming next won't be so pleasant though, which Mariachi is fully aware of, so he quickly climbs up top and soars with a missile dropkick, knocking his partner over on top of The Natural...


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2...




Kickout!

Back up, Wright swings at Moracca with a clothesline. And misses, Moracca ducking underneath and levering his opponent down with a backslide...


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Kickout!

Again Wright rolls back to his feet and charges. Again it doesn't work though, as Moracca swipes him down with a drop toehold, causing Wright's jaw to bounce off the canvas. Leaving him dazed on all fours as Mariachi tags himself in, intrigued by this 'prone' position his opponent is in.

VENTURA
This isn't good.

Ned Blanchard agrees, much more familiar with Los Diablos and not about to let Mariachi get his cheap thrills off of his partner. However, he takes a front dropkick that sends him tumbling from the ring. Blanchard may just have done his job though, as when Mariachi turns around, the recovered Wright hooks him to the canvas with a clothesline!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

VENTURA
Why are these fans booing? Surely they didn't wanna see somebody get violated live on Pay Per View, did they?

SCHIAVONE
I think they're more worried about the cheating.

VENTURA
What cheating? Ned's got a five to get in and out, he did nothing wrong.

Tag is made and in comes Simon Singleton, letting Mariachi have a brief moment of hope in his attempt to make the tag before cutting him off with a boot to the back of the head. Simon then taunts Bosley and draws the inexperienced cop turned professional wrestler into the ring, allowing himself time to split Mariachi's legs and drop a knee right to the [i]tésticulos[/i]!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

VENTURA
Haha! That oughta make him think twice about his choice in lifestyle!

Grinning from ear to ear, the 'innocent' Singleton backs off from Mariachi. And when prompted by the referee to explain why Mariachi is fondling his nether regions, Simon's answer... well, it could be [i]anything[/i] and be believable, lets face it. Chioda thinks nothing of it then, while Simon exits the ring and heads up top.

SCHIAVONE
High-risk coming up from Singleton!

VENTURA
I'm not so sure about this. He doesn't need to be taking risks with a man advantage. Unless Simon hits whatever he's going for here, it could be a different story.

Singleton reaches the top and Mackenzie is out of her chair, signalling for Simon to "roll film". Simon makes a clapboard type gesture before he turns to Mariachi...


...and wibbles...



...and wobbles...





...and gets CROTCHED on the top turnbuckle, as Moracca shakes the ropes and knocks his balance off!

"YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!"

VENTURA
Now that's not right! The referee's gotta get in there and throw one of those two in the corner out!

SCHIAVONE
For what?

VENTURA
Don't play dumb with me Schiavone, they shook the ropes on Singleton! You can't possibly condone that.

SCHIAVONE
Hey, you said it yourself, it's survival Jesse. And if Moneymaker can get away with a knee from the outside then I don't see why Moracca can't get away with making Simon's life a little unsteady up on the top rope.

Apparantly The Enterprise don't agree and enter the ring to protest. But that just draws in Bosley and Moracca, leading to a PIER-SIX BRAWL erupting as it's breaking down in Vancouver! Moneymaker and Bosley go at it as Wright and Moracca do the same, the brawl spilling across the ring. Meanwhile, Mariachi is back up. And despite a slight limp he makes his way over to the corner and looks to climb the turnbuckles in front of the crotched Singleton. However, he doesn't reckon on Ned Blanchard peeling away from the brawl and sneaking up from behind, lifting Mariachi off the ropes and planting him with a back suplex!

SCHIAVONE
The referee has lost all control here, they both have!

VENTURA
And that's let The Beverly Hills Blonds in!

Ned shows little compassion for his partner. There's no time for that right now, as he helps Simon to his feet on the top rope. And with Mariachi down, Blanchard quickly reaches up and presses Singleton off the top, firing him onto the Mexican with the trusty ROCKET LAUNCHER!!

VENTURA
They got it! They got him with the Rocket Launcher Tony, nobody gets up from that!

Alerting the referee to the pinfall, Ned quickly weighs in and helps out Moneymaker, while Choida rushes over to count the fall...


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3!!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

VENTURA
There goes another one! And boy, are Bosley and Moracca in trouble now!


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Eliminated: Mariachi
Eliminated by: Simon Singleton
[b]ENTERPRISE 4  RESCUE NUEVEUNOUNO 2[/b]
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Officer Bosley's save is just a second short and as the three goes down, he comes to the quick realisation. His team are now at a two-man disadvantage, a bad position to be in, especially considering they were underdogs at even odds. Let alone now.


However, he doesn't have much time to sum up the problem before Moneymaker attacks, hitting him from behind with a knee that sends him sprawling out to the arena floor. That gives the signal for Wright to pitch Moracca back into the ring, now deemed the legal man by referee Chioda as Simon crawls to the corner, where Ned is in position to make the tag.

SCHIAVONE
We're left with four on two odds now and even worse for Rescue Nueve Uno Uno, one member of each duo has been eliminated. Officer Bosley and Moracca have never teamed before and they're up against four men, four talented men, four crafty men...

VENTURA
A TEAM of four men! They might as well throw in the towel now, there's no way back in this situation.

SCHIAVONE
Never say never.

Blanchard takes his time now, soaking up the chance to finally get some personal revenge on one half of the thorn in The Blonds' side, Los Diablos. Stomp after stomp lands on Moracca before Ned turns to the crowd and flashes the money fingers.

"LOS DI - AB - LOS!"
*clap clap clapclapclap!*
"LOS DI - AB - LOS!"
*clap clap clapclapclap!*

Undettered by the chants, Ned pulls Moracca back up. A headlock goes on as he makes the exchange with Singleton. A double whip then sets Moracca up, The Beverly Hills Blonds taking Moracca up and down with the DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK! A sense of dread hits the Vancouver crowd, as Simon makes a confident cover, counting along with Chioda...


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SIMON
THREEEEEE!!


NO! Only Singleton believes it to be three, everyone else trusting Chioda to count it as two.

Climbing back up, Simon brings Ned back in with the tag.

VENTURA
Here we go, quick tags on The Enterprise side, keeping a fresh man in the ring at all times.

SCHIAVONE
And meanwhile, Moracca has no-one to tag right now as Officer Bosley is still pulling himself up on the outside of the ring.

Another double-team is executed by the three-time OAOAST World Tag Team Champions as Singleton whips Moracca into the ropes, taking him down with a drop toehold, setting up an elbow drive to the back of the head by Blanchard. Switch is made and so is the cover...


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No, kickout!

Blanchard scowls at the referee, a scowl which increases as he looks down at the masked face of Moracca and clamps on a blatant choke!

"ONE!"
"TWO!"
"THREE!"
"FOUR!"
"FI..."

Preventing a disqualification by breaking on four, barely, Ned pulls Moracca back up. Dragging his opponent towards the corner, there's plenty of offers coming The Handsome Hustler's way. The most inticing being the raised knee of Theodore Moneymaker, which Moracca's head is soon thrown into. It's Christian Wright who accepts the tag though, laying into Moracca with forearms to the back before pulling him from the corner. European uppercuts then soften Moracca up, the third knocking him off his feet for a pin...


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No!

Bosley is finally up in the corner now, but can only watch on as Wright whips Moracca into a neutral corner. In follows The Natural with a crushing elbow, causing Moracca to stagger aimlessly out into the centre of the ring where he's swept down with an STO! Leg is hooked...


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Kickout!

VENTURA
Moracca's showing some heart, but it's only going to be a matter of time unless he can get the tag soon. And even then, you've still got four men on two.

Another exchange is made and back in comes Ned. A forearm puts the already flagging Moracca down to his knees before Ned measures Moracca, delivering a big right hand that earns him a reprimand from the referee. Ned pitches Moracca to the outside then, allowing him to take up issue with Chioda. And, also, allowing Singleton and Wright to sneak to the floor to attack... but Nick Patrick catches them before they can pounce, ordering them back to the corner.

VENTURA
Now, that's not Patrick's job.

SCHIAVONE
He's a referee, it certainly seems like his job.

VENTURA
Nick Patrick is purely out there to make sure when you're eliminated, you're thrown out of here. That's his only duty tonight and he's overstepping the mark in my opinion by getting actively involved.

Moracca crawls under the ring to try and get away, as Patrick continues to hold back the illegal men in the match. Noticing that his plans haven't come to fruition, Ned angrily exits the ring and goes after Moracca himself. Of course, Moracca is nowhere to be seen. But Mackenzie is able to point out where he went and Ned doesn't have a problem dragging the helpless Moracca back up and back into the ring.

"LOS DI - AB - LOS!"
*clap clap clapclapclap!*
"LOS DI - AB - LOS!"
*clap clap clapclapclap!*

Back inside, Ned hits a back suplex on Moracca and tries the pin...


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Kickout!

In his frustration, Ned tries again...


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Kickout!

And now Ned is really getting frustrated. He pitches Moracca to the floor again and again goes into consultation with Chioda. Bosley takes exception, but Ned quickly runs him off the apron before resuming his talk with Chioda.


And this time, Mackenzie DeCenzo has something to say to Nick Patrick.

Which, conveniently, allows Singleton, Wright and Moneymaker to ambush Moracca on the floor!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

SCHIAVONE
Look at this, even with four on two odds, The Enterprise see fit to break the rules!

VENTURA
Wait a minute! Wait a minute Schiavone, that's not Moracca!

SCHIAVONE
...what? What are you...

VENTURA
THAT'S NOT MORACCA! Look, where'd those tassles on his arm come from!? Moracca doesn't wear those, Mariachi does!

SCHIAVONE
But if that's Mariachi, then... where's...

Sure enough, Jesse is right. While the three on one attack continues unabated on the outside on 'Moracca', a second masked Mexican slides into the ring behind Blanchard's back! Nobody seems to realise what's going on but they're cheering anyway, as the unsuspecting Blanchard is taken over with a schoolboy by the REAL Moracca...


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3!!!!

"YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

VENTURA
NO!

SCHIAVONE
Yes! Yes! Blanchard's gone, he's out of here! And we are down to three on two!!

VENTURA
No no no! You've got to be kidding me!!


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Eliminated: Ned Blanchard
Eliminated by: Moracca (honest)
[b]ENTERPRISE 3  RESCUE NUEVEUNOUNO 2[/b]
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Blanchard is throwing a fit in the ring as finally the pieces of the puzzle seem to fit into place. Mackenzie alerts Moneymaker, who alerts his partners, who all collectively go nuts at what's just happened!

"LOS DI - AB - LOS!"
*clap clap clapclapclap!*
"LOS DI - AB - LOS!"
*clap clap clapclapclap!*

VENTURA
This is an injustice! Los Diablos made an illegal switch, one of them shouldn't even be out here! When you're eliminated you're supposed to go straight to the back! Those are the rules!

SCHIAVONE
But Jesse...

VENTURA
THOSE are the rules Schiavone and Los Diablos broke them! They oughta be thrown out of here right now, no questions asked!

SCHIAVONE
What happened to 'survival'.

VENTURA
Mariachi failed to survive and there aren't no second chances in the Survivor Series! This is a travesty!

Despite being pinned one, two, three in the centre of the ring, Blanchard is understandably refusing to leave and his Team Captain is sticking by him. Both Patrick and Chioda are coming under fire from all sides as Simon protests that the referee should watch a replay. But Chioda claims that no wrong was done, Moracca pinned Ned and that it was The Enterprise's mistake that cost them. Which doesn't sit well with anyone. Especially Simon, as he SHOVES Chioda in the chest!

"OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

VENTURA
Okay, Simon's gotta cool it here.

Doing just the opposite, Simon ignores the finger being pointed in his face and SHOVES Chioda, sending him CLEAN across the ring!


Big mistake.


*DINGDINGDING!*

VENTURA
Aw no!

SCHIAVONE
I think Simon may have overstepped the mark!

All of a sudden Simon comes over all apologetic and he tries to calm the situation. Moneymaker tries to calm it in a different way, flashing the money fingers to Chioda and imploring him not to do what he's thinking of doing.

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, Simon Singleton has been DISQUALIFIED!!

"YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

VENTURA
This is going from bad to worse!


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Eliminated: Simon Singleton
Eliminated by: DQ
[b]ENTERPRISE 2  RESCUE NUEVEUNOUNO 2[/b]
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Chioda signals for Simon and Ned, who's still protesting his case, to get out. And quickly Theodore steps in, flashing the money fingers to his Blonds. The Blonds are much more receptive to the prospective of cash than the referee and listen to Moneymaker as he tells them not to worry and go, before they cause any more disqualifications. This time The BHB do leave and Vancouver are happy to watch them leave.

SCHIAVONE
This Survivor Series Match has spun on it's head, we're back to even stevens, two on two. Wright and Moneymaker versus Moracca and Officer Bosley. The Enterprise's numbers advantage has gone and now, they've got to get their heads back in the game.

VENTURA
Gone? It's been stolen, don't you mean? This is daylight robbery on a public scale. When Moneymaker's lawyers get on the case, there's gonna be hell to pay, I can tell you that much.

On their way back, The Blonds stalk away, presumably after Mariachi who's since been taken away by another set of referees, intent on some revenge.


Back in the ring meanwhile and Moneymaker has finally got his head in the game and takes it to Moracca with some mounted right hands. Moneymaker only gets up when he sees Officer Bosley back on the apron, running him off with a knee that sends him flying off the apron and into the ring barrier!

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

With Bosley taken out, Moneymaker quickly makes the tag to Christian Wright and sets up a double-team. An irish whip by Moneymaker sends Moracca shooting off the ropes and they rebound him, back into the Enterprise trap. Wright with the boot to the gut, Moneymaker with a [i]B[/i]illion $ Kneelift, setting Moracca up for a German Suplex by Wright, complete with a bridging pin...


1...





2...





NO!

"YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"

SCHIAVONE
You've got to admire Moracca's heart here Jesse. He's taken a lot of punishment, but refuses to give in.

VENTURA
He also had about a 5 minute rest underneath the ring after he switched places with his eliminated partner! I ain't giving him nothing!

Wright just shakes his head, the ultimate intellectual lost for words with how the situation of this match has changed. Grabbing hold of Moracca's mask, Wright pulls the Mexican back up. But, he gets him no further than the knees before the Diablos takes action, jacking CW with a Jawbreaker!

SCHIAVONE
Moracca's fighting! But he needs the tag!

The Financial Analyst is stunned, looking like an Elvis impersonator after nine or ten pints of Guinness as he tries to keep his balance in the middle of the ring. Moracca takes a quick glance to his corner and realises that there's nobody to tag, so runs the ropes, where Moneymaker is waiting...



...but Moracca avoids the knee and meets Moneymaker between the eyes with a big KISS!!

"YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Moneymaker, simply put, LOSES it and collapses to the floor, flailing around like a madman as Mackenzie tries to calm The Billion Dollar Heir down. The fans are lapping it up and it seems like Mackenzie can't calm Teddy down, prompting THE BEVERLY HILLS BLONDS to come jogging back down to ringside.

SCHIAVONE
Wait a minute, what the hell are they doing back out here!? They're gone, they're done for tonight!

VENTURA
So was Mariachi!

All hell has broken loose as Patrick and Chioda try to prevent The Blonds from getting involved in the match again. Moracca is unaware of all this and takes it to Wright with some quick jabs, ducking underneath a clothesline and hitting the ropes again. A wheelbarrow is the plan for Moracca, one he seems all too comfortable with initiating as he dives at Wright. Flustered by the innuendo that goes with the move, Wright quickly pulls Moracca up off the canvas, but gets stunned by a quesadora armdrag, sending him across the ring. As he lands in the corner though, his hands find their way to the briefcase, The Natural noticing the referees are both indisposed and grabbing the steel impliment.



*THUD!*


"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

VENTURA
And it looks like the other Mexican's done for the night!

SCHIAVONE
No! This isn't right!

VENTURA
Since when did that matter? Christian's just fighting fire with fire, that's all.

Mackenzie calms Teddy down long enough to catch the briefcase as it is sent skidding out of the ring by CW. The cover is made and sure enough, The Beverly Hills Blonds decide to listen to the referees and leave. That allows Chioda to come back to the ring and as soon as he sees the pinfall, he dutifily slides into the ring to make the count...


1...






2...






3!!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"


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Eliminated: Moracca
Eliminated by: Christian Wright
[b]ENTERPRISE 2  RESCUE NUEVEUNOUNO 1[/b]
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The Blonds seem satisfied with their work as they leave, again, dusting their hands and yelling at Moracca that that was 'payback'. Moracca, of course, can't hear them. One of the conditions of being completely unconscious.

SCHIAVONE
I suppose you think that was fair?

VENTURA
Certainly. After what Los Diablos pulled, they deserved that and much more besides!

Having shaken off the kiss, Moneymaker has stormed around the ring and collects Officer Bosley, throwing him back into the ring. The fact is it's now two on one and Officer Bosley is hurting, nursing his right shoulder from the collision with the barricade earlier. Wright zeroes in on the injured bodypart with a series of kicks before extending the arm on the canvas and dropping a knee across the bicep. And another. Make it three.

"9 - 1 - 1!"
"9 - 1 - 1!"
"9 - 1 - 1!"
"9 - 1 - 1!"

Wright makes the tag to Moneymaker now, The Billion Dollar Heir pinning down the head and STOMPING down, with a quick jump beforehand for added authority, right into the ear. Reaching into his tights, Moneymaker then pulls out A FISTFUL OF (imaginary) DOLLARS and drops it, with pinpoint accuracy, on the cop. And, on the mat, the fans are treated to the money fingers pose once more and a roaring laugh from Teddy.

VENTURA
Haha, I love it!

Back up comes Moneymaker, with a second FISTFUL OF DOLLARS~! before making the cover...


1...






2...





NO!

On goes a top wristlock as Moneymaker tries to put the focus back on the arm. The Vancouver crowd are getting behind Bosley though and he pumps the fist, firing the crowd even more as he reaches back and grabs a handful of Moneymaker's hair. A cheap move, especially for a cop. But desperate times call for desperate measures, Bosley bridging up to his feet and taking Moneymaker over with a hiptoss! As Teddy reels back around, Bosley rears back for a punch... before immediately having to nurse the arm!

MONEYMAKER
BWAHAHAHA...


*SMACK!*

"YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

But his subsequent Roundhouse Kick proves less painful. Except in the case of Theodore Moneymaker that is!

SCHIAVONE
Bosley is stuck two on one, one arm and in the most high-profile match of his career. But this could be the making of him tonight!

Both men are down and it's gutcheck time, as Chioda begins his count.

"ONE!"
"TWO!"
"THREE!"
"FOUR!"

Despite the arm, Bosley begins to climb back up. Moneymaker though isn't moving.

"FIVE!"
"SIX!"

But Wright is alert and begins to sneak into the ring, waiting as Bosley stops on one knee, trying to loosen up his shoulder.

"SEVEN!"
"E.."

Bosley is back up, but Wright is in from behind with a double axehandle, connecting right to the shoulder which causes Bosley to wilt like an unwatered house plant. Ignoring the protests of the referee, Wright then locks on a front facelock and sets Bosley up.

VENTURA
He's going for the Stockmarket Crash again!

Gripping the pants, Wright lifts...



...but he can't get the 265 Bosley up! A second attempt, but again Bosley isn't budging. And as Wright looks for a third, unwise attempt, a quick reversal by Bosley sends The Natural up and DOWN, gut-first across the top rope  to the despair of Mackenzie on the floor. Not as much despair as CW must be feeling, as Bosley follows up with a standing dropkick, that and the ropes launching Wright to the floor with a thud! Bosley, still nursing the shoulder, backs up and points the finger down at Wright.



And falls right into the Bank Vault!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

VENTURA
He's got it slapped on! Nobody's escaped the Bank Vault and Bosley ain't gonna be any different.

SCHIAVONE
And there's no-one to make the save.

VENTURA
Not unless those sneaky Mexicans are still out here!

Moneymaker has the hold in tight and declines to go for the 3 Code Combination that this move usually begins, instead taking Bosley to the canvas with a body-scissors applied. The Vancouver crowd get set to rally behind Bosley for one last push. But, with the injured right shoulder, Bosley isnt hanging around.


*TAPTAPTAPTAP!*

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

VENTURA
That's it, it's all over. Justice has been served.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Eliminated: Officer Bosley
Eliminated by: Theodore Moneymaker
SURVIVORS: THEODORE MONEYMAKER and CHRISTIAN WRIGHT
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


BUFFER
Your winners of the match and SOLE SURVIVORS... "THE BILLION DOLLAR HEIR" THEODORE MONEYMAKER and "THE NATURAL" CHRISTIAN WRIGHT!!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Moneymaker unlocks Bosley from the Bank Vault, refusing the raising of the arm from referee Chioda who's still in the bad books it would seem. Mackenzie meanwhile helps Christian to his feet on the floor, helping to drag him towards the back as Moneymaker leaves the crowd with one last fingers full of money pose and a booming laugh.

SCHIAVONE
Well, in the end The Enterprise get the win, but not without controversy...

VENTURA
You'd better be talking about Diablos.

SCHIAVONE
Partly, yes. But The Enterprise pulled a few hostile business moves, if you will, to get the victory. In the end it's Moneymaker and Christian Wright who survive though and I have to wonder Jesse, are we seeing a new tag team in the making with these two?

VENTURA
Well hey, you've got The Beverly Hills Blonds as a formidable team, that gives Teddy and Wright plenty of reason to tag with each other, rather than split the Blonds. And technically, that's two outta two for them as a team. Anderson Cup's on the horizon, maybe Teddy should think about getting involved in that himself.

SCHIAVONE
Well, November Reign continues and we'll send it back to Coach and Michael Cole right now. It's been a pleasure Jesse.

VENTURA
I'm sure it has.