Tony149 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2006 COLE This past Sunday night at November Reign, in a hotly contested bout for the OAOAST tag team championship, the Sooner Bruisers narrowly defeated the Heavenly Rockers to retain their titles, managing to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat after the Heavenly Rockers all but had the match won. But their win didn't come without some controversy, as it took a beltshot off the top rope and down onto Logan Mann for the Sooner Bruisers to pick up the 1-2-3. COACH I love how you conveniently left out the part where the Heavenly Rockers ambushed the Sooner Bruisers at the start of the match, busting Big Frank open and later Uber with the tag belts. They were the first ones to use them as weapons. The Sooner Bruisers kept it a wrestling match, while the Heavenly Rockers tried to turn it into a street fight because they knew their wrestling skills didn't compare to the Man of Tomorrow and the Psycho Gremlin. COLE Get your facts straight. It was Frank who nailed Uber with the tag title. They went for the knockout punch and it nearly backfired. But the bottom line is, the Sooner Bruisers are still... COACH :) COLE (CONT'D) ...the OAOAST tag team champions. And moments after the match had ended, our cameras caught up with both teams. * SWOOSH * Seated on a stool inside the locker room, Logan Mann holds an ICE BAG to the back of his neck. Synth nowhere in sight. LOGAN Nobody ever said it would be easy. Synth and I didn't expect the Sooner Bruisers to lay down and play dead just because we put them on notice. If anything, it would rile them up, make them a little meanier, a little nastier...and that more desperate to keep those tag team titles in their hands. So it was no shock to hear how we had the match won one second, lost the next three. Yet in defeat the Heavenly Rockers still won. Yeah, a loss would go next to our name in the record book, and while we didn't walk out with the tag titles around our waists, we aren't going home empty handed. It's no consolation, but it's something that will benefit us in future matches with the Sooner Bruisers. See, a few months ago, the Sooner Bruisers said they had shattered the spirit of the Heavenly Rockers. Well at November Reign, Rainer Wolfcastle and Wolf-Man, the Heavenly Rockers returned the favor, shattering the myth that you were unbeatable because we had you beat. I had you down for a 10 count, Frank, you jacked up turkey. Somebody dared to look the bullies dead in the eye and say, come on. You've never seen us this CRAZY before! You've never seen us so intense! So focused! I told you the Heavenly Rockers came back changed men. You may have won the battle, but we're gonna win the war. Guaranteed. Synth enters the screen with a towel wrapped around his waist, presumably having come out of the shower. SYNTH Now ya mutha[bleep] deal wit dat! * SWOOSH * Inside the TRAINER'S ROOM, doctors stitch up the Sooner Bruisers. BIG FRANK Reality is a cold hard slap in the face, isn't it, Logan? Despite all the illegal tatics you and that beach blond knucklehead Synth used, you still couldn't get the job done. Here you are on television vowing to take away our championship and extract a little personal revenge in the process, only to wind up on the short end of the stick. A complaint your wife supposedly has directed towards you, Logan. And knowing you guys, you're probably already bitching about your loss. Full of excuses. Hell, I can practically hear you pissing and moaning like the little bitches that you are from all the way over here. We left you in a position all my freakoziods are familiar with -- flat on your backs, except you weren't screaming about how pleasurable it was but how much it hurt. The only thing you and my freakoziods had in common after an encounter with the Sooner Bruisers is, you both were left sore! UBER (giddy) You're old lady made the mistake of sticking her nose where it didn't belong, Mann, and you know where that got her. That's why superheros don't get involved with girls. So walk away while you and Synth still have the use of your legs, because if you keep poking and poking at us like one of your groupies, then we're gonna have no choice but to cripple your asses. Luckily for you, me and big brother are in the Christmas spirit, otherwise we would've ended your careers at November Reign once and for all. But it's a limited time offer only. Heh, heh, heh. BIG FRANK Unlike Santa, the Sooner Bruisers deliver 24/7, 365. But instead of delivering presents...it's ass-kickings. Uber HOWLS to end the video interview. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
