Tony149 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2006 COLE At our backstage interview position, broadcast Hall of Famer "Mean" Gene Okerlund is standing by with a special interview. Gene, take it away. GENE More great action still to come, but in just a few moments I will be conducting an interview with the Enterprise about the big 6-man signed for HeldDOWN~! next week, featuring Christian Wright and the Beverly Hills Blonds versus Dance Dance Dragon and Los Diablos de Fuego. The Enterprise, of course, coming off a successful first outing at November Reign, defeating Team Rescue Nueve UnoUno in one of the many tag elimination matches held that night. And if you missed any part of November Reign, be sure to catch the encore presentation throughout the month of December on pay-per-view. Special free gift for those of you who order the replay. Now let's bring them in. Theodore Moneymaker, Christian Wright, the Beverly Hills Blonds and Mackenzie DeCenzo...The Enterprise. THEODORE (Off-Screen) :lol: The Enterprise walk onto the set jubilant as can be, dressed to the nines, while the Blonds are dressed to the '80s. THEODORE Get a good look at it, Okerlund. This here is the reason why I'm the billionaire that I am. I know a good investment when I see it. As you said, a successful first outing for the Enterprise at November Reign. Being the modest man that I am, I'll give credit where credit's do, Los Diablos de Fuego and Rescue 911. You put up a heckuva fight, but like I've said so many times, you don't mess with the rich and famous. WRIGHT Truer words have never been spoken. As the Financial Analyst for the Enterprise, I'm pleased to report profits soared following our victory at November Reign, Theodore. Crunching numbers won't be the only thing occupying my time next week, so will a match that pits myself and fellow Enterprise associates the Beverly Hills Blonds against Los Diablos de Fuego and an old acquaintance of mine, Dance Dance Dragon. Two gluttons for sodomy and punishment together as one. MACKENZIE (leaning in) I'm sure immigration would love to get their hands on that combination. SIMON I know it must be embarrassing for Cuckoo and Coco Puff to return to their village as losers, but look on the bright side, fellas, at least you can hang your heads in shame knowing you lost to the best. NED You better believe it, son. Blonds high-five. GENE Either you gentlemen have short memories or are in denial. SIMON Denial about what? GENE About your elimination at the hands of Los Diablos de Fuego at November Reign. NED Elimination my ass. SIMON His ass. NED I'm not the least bit surprise you're sticking up... GENE I'm not sticking up for anybody. I'm just refreshing your memory. NED Maybe I need to refresh yours, liver spot, because Los Diablos de Fuego used a bunch of tricky to oust us from the match. It took an illegal -- and I mean that in every sense of the word -- switch for them to eliminate me. I had them right where I wanted them. I tried to wrestle by the rules, but like the illegals that they are, they took a shortcut. A shortcut! THEODORE The Enterprise wins as a team and loses as a team, little man. And believe me, we do more winning than losing. "All for one and one for all." That's our motto, baby. So get with the program. The Enterprise exit quietly. GENE Back to the ring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
