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HD: D*LUX/Heat/Fly segment

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[b]This New Year's Day, there won't be a GM in control...[/b]

[i]COLE
AXEL SLAM! AXEL SLAM![/i]

[b]...no authority figure in control...[/b]

[i]IT'S ANGLESAULT~?!?!??! ANGLESAULT IS HERE ON HELDDOWN~![/i]

[b]...no recently divorced pseudo celebrities in control...[/b]

[i]**THIS ANNECDOTE REMOVED FOR LEGAL REASONS**[/i]

[b]...because, this New Year...



[COLOR=red]ANGLE[/COLOR][COLOR=blue]SAULT[/COLOR]
YOU'RE gonna be in control!


It's the first ever, completely interactive event in OAOAST history, where YOU decide the challengers, the challenges and the stipulations!


[COLOR=red]ANGLE[/COLOR][COLOR=blue]SAULT[/COLOR]
All with the power of your interweb machines!


[COLOR=purple]*NEW YEAR'S SPECTACULAR:
MAINFRAME MONDAY!*[/COLOR]
[i]January 1st, 2007; Daytona Beach, Florida[/b][/i]


COLE
That's right, January 1st, the OAOAST goes interactive!

COACH
Hey, you know, I still haven't got my laptop. They'd better hurry up, Christmas is right around the corner after all.

COLE
Work in progress.

COACH
Aw dip! I can't wait!

COLE
They're installing a program that'll block porn access.

COACH
...crap. What good is a laptop without porn?


We may never know the answer to that question, as we cut backstage to see Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly chilling out in the back. Heat and Fly are in mid-conversation, although we can't really hear what they're saying, which isn't important as their conversation is brought to a screeching halt. Walking into shot, the now former HI-YAH Tag Team Champions D*LUX and their manageress Jade Rodez stop beside the duo, who quickly stand to attention as they as wrestlers tend to when confronted with other wrestlers. Dangerous business. Usually.

JADE
Hi gu...

HEAT
Well, if it ain't da 'chumps'! Wha's poppin'?

Already sombre, D*LUX sigh and shake their heads.

JADE
We wanted to... thank you. For coming out and helping us out with The Lightning Crew. We really appreciate it.

HEAT
Yo, first up, we di'nt do nothin' to help you, dig? When we came out an' cleaned that hizzay on those punk bitches, it was for us. An' us alone. Ya'll ain't worthy of me an' Fly's aid, ya heard. We ain't got no sympathy for you. Don't say we didn't warn ya. PRL can't be trusted. No way, no how. Weren't so long ago youz guys were beatin' us two down, helpin' out your homeboy PRL, remember dat? Coz we do.

JADE
We're sorry.

HEAT
Save it hon'.

TYLER
Easy man.

FLY
Or what?

HEAT
Yo, Fly, chill dawg. We ain't got nothin' more ta say, so we suggest ya'll beat it before ya'll get beat.

As tempers risk flaring, Jade decides to lead D*LUX off before anything breaks down any further. Heat and Fly watch them walk off, Heat shaking his head as he slaps Fly on the shoulder and drops back into their conversation.

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