HD: Jade/Stacey/Lindsay segment

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Backstage we go and the lone figure of Stacey Robertson, girlfriend of Colombian Heat, is sat backstage and apparantly waiting on her man to clock off for the day. As such. Stacey looks around for any sign of anyone and checks her watch as there's still no sign of her boyfriend. However a figure is looming towards her, that being Jade Rodez.

JADE
Hi, it's Stacey, right?

Stacey looks up and apparantly recognises Jade, becoming very distant all of a sudden.

STACEY
Yeah.

JADE
Waiting for someone?

STACEY
Yes.

JADE
Okay. Good talk. So, what's it like dating a wrestler? Must be hard with him on the road so much, coz see, my brother he's a wrestler and he was always here, there and everywhere and I never really saw him that often, so if you...

STACEY
Listen, just because I'm alone you don't have to try and make small talk.

A little surprised at the catty tone in the otherwise sweet and nice woman in front of her, Jade is taken aback for a moment.

JADE
I get it, you don't want to talk because of what's going on with Heat and my team.

STACEY
I don't usually socialise with people he hates.

JADE
And I suppose telling you it was a misunderstanding would be a waste of time too.

STACEY
Probably.

JADE
Well, in that case...

LINDSAY
Well well well.

Suddenly both ladies look up as over saunters Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, Tha Puerto Rican's beau, chewing a mouthful of gum as she folds her arms and glares at Jade and Stacey.

LINDSAY
Did they commission a Diva Search while I wasn't looking?

JADE
Been let off the leash, have we?

LINDSAY
That's rich. You know, I figured when your brother got taken out you'd realise your meal ticket was gone and take off with him, but apparantly not. Shame really. You must be hard up for money, now your little boyband friends are the former HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions and MY boyfriend, the greatest Puerto Rican athlete in sports history, Tha Puerto Rican, is the Champion.

JADE
That's nice to hear. Because, after my brother took his last title I thought he might go off the deep end.

Lindsay frowns.

JADE
Oh and as you're here, you can send a message to PRL that D*LUX won't be fooled for a second time and we're coming back for those titles that were stolen from us.

STACEY
They're going to have to get in the queue then.

Surprised by the interruption, Jade wheels around.

JADE
Excuse me?

STACEY
Heat says that he and Spanish Fly are going after the titles too. And we all know my [i]man[/i] would tear your [i]boys[/i] apart.

JADE
With all due respect, we're former champions, they're not.

STACEY
So?

JADE
So? So, we deserve the next shot.

STACEY
Until Heat and Spanish Fly beat you, right?

JADE
Not gonna happen.

STACEY
Says who?

JADE
Says me!

LINDSAY
Girls, girls, girls, let's not fight. We all know that PRL and Popick are the champions for a reason. It doesn't matter which or your pathetic little teams steps up, PRL will knock them right back down. That's why I'm with him and you hangers on are with them. That and my good looks. Try all you want, but The Lightning Crew will make you look second-rate time and time again. I'm out.

Lindsay divaishly (new word!) storms off and luckily, or unluckily depending on your viewpoint, Jade leaves in the other direction before any catfighting can ensue.

STACEY
These bitches around here are crazy!