Tony149 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2006 [COLOR=red]*WHIIIR!* *WHIIIR!*[/COLOR] "Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' you No pill's gonna cure my ill I've got a bad case of lovin' you" Robert Palmer's vocals accompany the gyrating Doctors Of Doctornomics to the ring, as do the screams of thousand of women in attendence and in heat. The docs hop on the apron and slowly remove their lab coats to the music, inducing early labor and hot flashes for millions of females around the world. COACH Eat your heart out, "Loverboy" Patrick Dempsey. Get a good look at the real Dr. McDreamys. COLE The Coach putting over the Love Doctors? You must be in the holiday spirit, Coach. COACH Hey, like any good color commentator, I call 'em like I see 'em. Max and Steven are a helluva team. Quick and agile. Former HI-YAH tag team champions. A team with a bright future. All they need is someone like a Mackenzie DeCenzo to help guide their careers. You know, somebody who'd show them the error of their ways for listening to the fans. COLE (sighs) I knew your compliments were leading somewhere. You never say anything good without ending with a negative. COACH Constructive criticism. 6 men fill the ring. The Love Doctors, their opponents, the referee and ring announcer Michael Buffer. BUFFER The following contest, one fall, 10 minute time limit. Introducing first, in the corner to my left, from Orlando, Florida...the brother combination of Rodney and Eli Monroe! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE I wouldn't sleep on these two men, ladies and gentlemen. Rodney Monroe is one of the best brawlers competing in the south today, while his brother is in his rookie season. If they have any aspirations of being feature players in the hottest promotion in the world, the OAOAST, a win over the Love Doctors would put them right in the mix of things. BUFFER Their opponents, from the Windy City, 456 pounds...DR. MAX ANDERSON and DR. STEVEN PIGLEY... THE LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVEEEEE DOCTOORRRRSSSS! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" The Docs give their fans a big thumbs up, and for one lucky female Dr. Max Anderson's stethoscope which he personally delivers. * DING DING DING * Starting for their teams are Eli Monroe and Dr. Steven Pigley, who takes the rookie over with an armdrag out of a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Eli rushes to his feet and again is brought down by an armdrag. The two lock up again, and this time Eli gets the better of it, planting the knee into the doctor's bread basket. Amazing French Canadian right hands rock Steven. Monroe sends Pigley in for the ride, setting low for a backdrop...but there's a blind tag. Steven leapfrogs over the top and spins the youngster around, nailing him with an inverted atomic drop as Dr. Max connects with a dropkick. THE LOVEMATIC GRAMPA! ONE... TWO... NO! Rodney breaks up the fall. Docs execute another quick tag. Pigley waits for a groggy Eli to return to a vertical base and then delivers a perfect headscissors takedown. To the rookie Monroe's credit, he gets right back up, and walks into a side headlock. He shoves Steven off towards the heel corner, where trouble looms in the form of a knee to the back by Rodney! The senior member of his team, Rodney steps in and hammers away on Steven, snapping him over for a big elbow drop. Monroe heads to the middle rope, cocks his fist and gives it a big wet kiss before diving off...slamming his hand directly into the canvas! Dr. Max receives the page to return to action, his Kobashi spinning backfists leaving Rodney jelly-legged. Irish whip, followed by the famous ANDERSON SPINEBUSTER~! ONE... TWO... THR-- KICKOUT! Anderson looks to bring de Janeiro up in an armbar, but Rodney rakes the eyes and slams Max's pretty face into the dirty sole of Eli's boot. Their eyes set on re-arranging Anderson's handsome features, Rodney screams at Eli to "beat on him." COACH You gotta love this. Brotherly advice. COLE Rodney showed some toughness earlier, kicking out of Anderson's devastating spinebuster. Whatever advantage the Monroes had disappears after Max reverses an Irish whip and backdrops Eli. The twenty-something doctor sends the women into a frenzy by shaking his rump. Then the tag, an Irish whip, and every tag team's favorite move...the double dropkick! Anderson with a scoop and a slam. Pigley climbs the turnbuckles and flies... ...SHOOTING STAR ELBOW DROP!! The Docs spot Rodney coming in and drill him with a double dropkick. Anderson then brings Eli back to his feet and up in a bearhug as Pigley goes to the top yet again...SEATED SENTON ONTO ELI! COLE Guerney To The Center Of The Earth! That'll do it. ONE... TWO... THREE! * DING DING DING * "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" BUFFER Here are your winners...THE LOVE DOCTORS! COLE Impressive victory for the former HI-YAH tag team champions. You know they'll be one of the 16 teams involved in the 3rd annual Anderson Cup at the beginning of next year. We'll have more information on that later in the month. Right now let's... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
