Tony149 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2006 Edgar Winter's "Frankenstein" blasts through the arena, playing the Sooner Bruisers to the ring. Cue the flexing, or howwwwling in the case of the "Psycho Gremlin." COLE The bounce is once again back in the step of the World tag team champions after going into their title defense at November Reign focused as ever before. Little posing or playing for the cameras that night. As everyone who caught the event live or on replay knows, the Heavenly Rockers were on the verge of capturing the championship for a second time when, late in the match, Logan Mann had Big Frank pinned for a [i]10 count[/i] following a Percussion DDT. Unfortunately, the referee got caught in the crossfire in a battle between Uber and Synth, causing all 3 men to fall out to the arena floor, enabling Uber to come off the top moments later and smash one of the tag titles into the back of Mann's head for the 1-2-3. An act the Heavenly Rockers haven't forgotten about, as we'll hear in these pre-recorded comments. COACH (scoffs) Please. * SWOOSH * Close-up of a CLOCK, which just happens to be set at the exact time this segment is airing. Coincidence? I think not. *tick*tick*tick*tick*tick* LOGAN (Off-Screen) You hear that Bruisers? It's the sound of the time bomb ticking inside the Heavenly Rockers! At any moment... [b][i]* BOOM *[/i][/b] The clock EXPLODES. Synth and Logan, the Heavenly Rockers, emerge from the background. LOGAN (CONT'D) ...it could go off. Then actions will speak louder than words. SYNTH Now ya mutha[bleep]ers deal wit dat. * SWOOSH * COLE Wow. A strong message sent. Oh, my! And we're underway in this non-title match. * DING DING DING * The hell with the introductions! Big Frank decimates his un-named opponent with an array of suplexes, dropping him grotesquely on his heads and shoulders, only to pick the jobber right back up and fire him off into the ropes. TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM! Staying on the attack, Frank follows one high-impact move with another, leaving the unknown jobber folded up like an accordion courtesy of a vicious DOUBLE UNDERHOOK POWERBOMB! But rather than go for the pin Frank tosses the poor guy near his corner, daring the fresh jobber to try his luck against him. Reluctant at first, and rightfully so, jobber #2 eventually tags himself in. Cockily, Frank points at his chin, giving the guy a free shot. * BOOM * Big dropkick levels Frank! "YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!" COLE What a cheapshot! COLE A cheapshot? How so? COACH Frank gave that fool a free shot... COLE And he took it. COACH (exasperated) You're supposed to punch the guy in the face as hard as you can, not throw a dropkick. That's such a punk move. He oughta be fined and suspended for that. A series of right hands staggers Big Frank. His adreanline flowing, the out-of-shape jobber mistakenly whips Frank to the Sooner Bruisers side of the ring, allowing the champs to make a blind tag. Frank ricochets off the ropes and back towards jobber #2, leapfrogging--LEAPFROGGING--over and quickly coming to a halt, drilling the guy with a Soonerline from the front as Uber does so from the back! "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" COLE The Sooner Bruisers may have just broken that young man's neck! COACH I think he's dead, Mikey. The guy damn near got his head torn off his shoulders on worldwide television. Such force behind those Soonerlines. COLE That is why the Sooner Bruisers are considered to be the most dominating tag team champions in OAOAST history. They don't give a damn whether or not you have a family to feed, they want to bruise you for live! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! Jobber #1 has the balls to run in and breakup the count, drawing a spine-tingling chuckle from the Psycho Gremlin. COLE Anytime you're in the ring with the World tag team champions it's a big deal, but sometimes you have to know when to cut your losses and live to fight another day. COACH It's about time you said something intelligent, Cole. It only took you, what, 3 years? Uber sends his battered and bruised opponent into the ropes and runs him over, driving him straight back near his corner with a punishing shoulderblock. Instead of capitalizing on the situation Uber stays his ground and urges jobber #1 to come in and release some of that reserved energy he seems to have leftover from breaking up the pin attempt moments ago. Naturally, the guy looks to the crowd for answers, which is a resounding no. They know he'll get mauled by the Sooner Bruisers. Like a true babyface, jobber #1 walks into the lion's den fully aware of the consequences. The Psycho Gremlin meeting the fresh face youngster on the way in, riding him to the mat with an amatuer style takedown. Brought up in a front facelock, the youngester backs Uber against the ropes and lands a couple of stinging right hands to the gut. Uber reverses his attempted Irish whip in mid-move and powerslams the piece of enhancement talent on the rebound. He quickly scoops him overhead in a body vice and tags big brother. The Man of Tomorrow scales to the top, flexes the 25" anacondas, and drops the big elbow down across the chest! ONE... TWO... No, no, no says Big Frank. He doesn't want the match to end yet. In a direct shot at the Heavenly Rockers, he twirls the FINGER OF DOOM~! and hits the Frankensteiner for good measure. Uber steps in to prevent any save, but the other jobber is still out of it. ONE... TWO... THREE! * DING DING DING * BUFFER Here are your winners, the OAOAST World tag team champions...THE SOONER BRUUUUUUUUUISERS! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COACH As Michael Cole gets set to interview Big Frank and Uber ringside, let's take a look at some of the explosive action we just witness live on TSM. * ROLL REPLAY * 1) Big Frank's tilt-a-whirl slam 2) His double underhook powerbomb 3) Leapfrog and Bruisers' double Soonerline 4) Uber's shoulderblock 5) Body vice/big elbow off top 6) The Frankensteiner COACH (Voice-Over) ...1-2-3, the Sooner Bruisers pick up the win here on HeldDOWN~! * END REPLAY * Ringside with Cole and the Bruisers, tag belts draped over the champs shoulders. COLE Another dominating performance... UBER Performance?! This ain't Hollywood, pretty boy announcer. It's professional wrestling! A man's sport. You gotta be tough to do what we do for a living, and all me and my brother like to do is cripple, maim and torture guys. Heh heh heh. COLE Oh, my. Ahem. Allow me to rephrase that then. Another dominating [i]outing[/i] by the World tag team champions, the Sooner Bruisers. I'm not sure if our producers pre-screened the comments made by the Heavenly Rockers for you--and I wouldn't blame them if they didn't--but it's very clear to me and everyone else, Synth and Logan aren't through with you and their quest to regain the tag team championship. BIG FRANK Yeah, we heard what those junkies said. COLE Hey, come on. BIG FRANK How else would you explain it, Michael Cole? They have to be on something for them to continue to what a piece of the Sooner Bruisers despite getting their asses kicked every time we meet. Maybe they love the bitching that goes along with them losing to us. But let me tell you something, Mann, make all the "chemical enhanced" jokes you want because next time we're in the ring together I'm gonna suplex you on your head, knocking you unconcious and then I'm gonna do something Ned Blanchard told me your wife loves having done to her -- I'm gonna PISS in your mouth and have doctors -- hell, the Love Doctors if you want, to be on the up and up -- do a steroid test right then and there to shut your sorry ass up! COLE Okay. You know what? That's enough. Thank you for you time, gentlemen. UBER We ain't through until we say we're through. If you're not careful, pretty boy announcer, you might just end up like our opponents tonight. BIG FRANK Just to be perfectly clear, the next time the Sooner Bruisers and Heavenly Rockers meet...it will be the last time. Be careful what you wish for, Heavenly Rockers, because you just might get it. Now we're finished. Let's go Uber. UBER Ow, ow, ow, owwwwww! COLE The war of words between the Heavenly Rockers and Sooner Bruisers being taken to another level here tonight. Stay with us. More action still to come. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
