King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2006 A piano plays a melody, causing the crowd to cheer. The lights go down in the arena, turning back on in tune with the melody. "COME ON!" *BOOM~!* Pyro explodes, leaving behind fire that burns on both sides of the entrance. "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil’ Jon and Pitbull starts playing. The crowd cheers loudly. Colombian Heat dances his way out through the curtains. Heat raises his hands, acknowledging the fans. Colombian Heat points to both sides of the entrance, asking if they 'wanna see it'. And they do, so the doors part and Stacey Robertson follows her man out. Heat smiles at Stacey and pecks her on the cheek before walking to the ring, slapping hands with the fans along the way. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, to determine the Number One Contenders to the HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship! Introducing team number one. First, accompanied to the ring by his girlfriend and manager, Stacey Robinson! Originally from Bogotá, Colombia but now residing in Miami, Florida. Weighing in at one hundred, eighty pounds... CCOOOOOLLLOOOOMMMBBIIIIIAAAAANN HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!! "YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE This has been brewing for a while, Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly taking on D*LUX to determine who gets the next shot at the HI-YAH Tag Champions, PRL and Stephen Joseph Popick. This stems back to a more innocent time, when we believed PRL and Popick were on the level and lured in then champions D*LUX. Now, Heat and Fly tried to warn D*LUX back then not to trust them but D*LUX didn't heed their advice and ended up paying the price. But on top of that, they also attacked Heat and Fly a few weeks back. COACH All part of the plan of course. COLE Right. And although Heat and Fly 'saved' D*LUX from a beatdown back at November Reign, they made it very clear that they didn't do it for them and all was not forgiven. So, we come to tonight as these two teams go two on two for the first time. Colombian Heat gets off the second turnbuckle, and points to the entrance. "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil’ Jon and Pitbull dies down. The lights go down in the arena again. Two spotlights shine on the entrance. After five seconds... *BOOM~!* Spanish Fly shoots out from underneath the entrance stage with pyro behind him. Spanish Fly raises his right hand in the air causing the crowd to cheer. "Krokodilamadurinn" by Quarashi starts playing as Spanish Fly points to both sides of the arena and then walks to the ring, slapping hands with the fans along the way. BUFFER And his partner. Originally from Tijuana, Mexico but now residing in San Diego, California. Standing 4’11" and weighing in at one hundred and seventy five pounds... SSSPPAAAAAAAAAANNIIIIIISSSSSHHHHHHH... FFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! "YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Spanish Fly, throws his trademark visor into the crowd as he jogs down the aisle, up the steps and into the ring. A high-five is exchanged between the partners before Fly scales the turnbuckles and fires up the crowd. Fly then leaps from the ropes and takes his position as Colombian Heat brandishes a microphone. HEAT NOW, if all ya'll are ready to see dem boyband suckers get beat down like suckaaaas... and ya'll wanna see me 'n mah boi, Spanish Fly, make dem all'z feel the Heat, then make some noise UP IN THIS-- "BI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH~!" The crowd cheers along with the catchphrase. But, noteably, there are some boos mixed in with the cheers and Heat gets rid of the mic.. COLE Looks like we've got a bit of a crowd split. Obviously plenty of D*LUX fans in the audience. COACH Or some grammar scholars. What the hell does 'all'z' mean? "JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT! JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT!" That intro to A1's "First To Believe", can only mean one thing. Well, two if you count the unimpressed look from the opposition in the ring at the choice of song. The other is D*LUX's entrance. Jade Rodez is first to emerge, her team gathering around her, "Showtime" Shayne Brave and "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant hitting a triumphant pose on either side of their manager, decked out in all purple denim. Jade and her team soak up the energy of the crowd before Jade points the way on to the ring. And Shayne and Tyler do just that, as Fly and Heat beckon them on. BUFFER And, introducing the opponents. Accompanied to the ring by their manager, Jade Rodez! At a total combined weight of three hundred and eighty eight pounds... the two-time former HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions... the team of "TREMENDOUS" TYLER BRYANT... "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE BRAVE... they are D*LLLLLUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE The former champions who last week won their rematch, but only via disqualification thanks to interference from Mr. Boricua. And D*LUX are pencilled in to compete on New Year's Day at Mainframe Monday, taking on Boricua and Cuban Wall in one of three matches; a Tag Team Tables Match, a Steel Cage Match or a Latino Thug Street Fight. COACH Either way, they're going to get squashed like bugs, just like last week. COLE And that's an interesting point. Will D*LUX be 100% tonight after the beating put upon them one week ago? COACH Of course not. When The Lightning Crew do a beatdown, they make it stick. D*LUX walk to the ring as usual. But as the trash talk coming their way from the ring intensifies, their walk begins to pick up speed, D*LUX not about to back down from the fight as they rush the ring and instantly start to slug it out with Heat and Fly! *DINGDINGDING!* Uncharacteristic for these two teams, it's an all out brawl from the bell. Heat and Tyler, Fly and Shayne, battling it out in mid ring as the crowd go wild. Not for one particular team, but for the action they're providing as they battle it out. COLE 100% or not, D*LUX are here to fight! COACH Not for long though. Heat and Fly know as well as anyone D*LUX are still hurting from last week and they're going to give them no reprieve what-so-ever tonight. Heat ends up getting the better of Tyler and pitches him to the floor, before jumping Shayne from behind to help out Spanish Fly. Fly and Heat then team up with a double irish whip, shooting Shayne off into the ropes. He manages to hook the rope and come to a stop though, prompting Fly to run at him. But Shayne ducks his head, backdropping Fly over the top... ...AND ONTO TYLER!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" COLE Woah! Shayne Brave certainly didn't intend that. No time for Shayne to mourn over that though, as here comes Colombian Heat. Heat swings with a clothesline but Shayne runs right underneath it, hitting the ropes himself and knocking Heat down on the rebound with a big Flying Clothesline! Fired up, Shayne then plays to the crowd before actually encouraging Heat to get back to his feet. As he does so, off the ropes goes Shayne again. He forgets all about Spanish Fly though, who is just climbing onto the apron. Shayne ends up bumping into Fly, who falls off the apron... ...and right into the arms of Tyler Bryant, who CATCHES Fly, turns 180... *THUD!* ...and hotshots him on the ring apron! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE This time Tyler was ready and Spanish Fly pays for it. COACH Good job he's happy wearing masks. He might need one after that, to cover his face. More so than before. Back in the ring meanwhile, Shayne has stumbled forward and into a right hand from Colombian Heat. Another right connects. And another. Heat turns to the crowd with "Showtime" reeling and does the DANCE~!, giving Brave a little Shake, Rattle and Roll action as he lands a final big punch to knock him down! Colombian Heat then backs off the ropes and does the SHIMMY~!, dropping the Shaky Leg Kneedrop and hooking the leg for the cover... 1... 2... Tyler breaks the fall up. COLE Well, I was going to say that the referee has lost all control, but I'm not sure he had it in the first place. This is just a brawl here! COACH The nice guys explode, I love it! Tyler gives Heat a taste of his own medicine with a series of quick jabs as he reaches his feet. A boot then doubles Heat up, setting him up for an irish whip... NO, reversed. Tyler hits the ropes and on the rebound Heat scoops him up... and over. Tyler lands on his feet behind the Colombian, spinning him around and scooping him up... and over, [i]Heat[/i] landing behind [i]Tyler[/i] now. Grabbing the arm and head, Heat looks for the Bong Hit, but an elbow to the gut breaks that up. Another elbow fends Heat off and Tyler hits the ropes, charging back... and getting cut off with a beautiful Standing Dropkick!! COLE Amazing agility there! Concerned about his boyband good looks, Tyler checks all his facial features are intact. Heat has no such concerns though and he boots Tyler down, then makes the pin... 1... 2... Kickout. Heat grabs a side headlock on Tyler to keep him in close control. It doesn't last long though, as Tyler pushes him off into the ropes. Back comes Heat with a shoulder block, managing to knock Tyler down. Cover... 1... 2... Kickout, Tyler pushing Heat off to his feet. COLE Pace is picking up here, as you'd expect from these two teams. Heat hits the ropes again, but this time Tyler leapfrogs over the top. Back bounces Heat again, caught by surprise as from out of nowhere Shayne Brave runs in with a forearm strike. Wobbling, Heat falls into the ropes while D*LUX regroup, before combining to send Heat for the ride with a double irish whip. A double clothesline is thrown, but Heat ducks underneath, continuing off the ropes and looking for a double clothesline of his own. A combined set of ducks and trailing knees leave him doubled over in pain though and prone for a D*LUX double team. Tyler hits a kick to the back, followed up with a kick from the front by Shayne, leaving Heat on his knees as D*LUX both take a quick step back... *SMACK!* *SMACK!* ...and CRUSH Heat's head with stereo basement dropkicks!! "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE New Kicks On The Block! COACH Well, at least there's one person in the arena who'll still appreciate that reference, eh Mikey? You're of the right age and musical taste. COLE Don't hate. As Heat stares vacantly into the distance, Tyler pulls him down by the basketball jersey and makes the pin... 1... Shayne keeping guard... 2... No! Despite the kickout, Stacey Robertson is worried and she tries to get the crowd in her man's corner, leading the chants of "HEAT!", "HEAT!" "HEAT!" "HEAT!" "HEAT!" "HEAT!" D*LUX set up another double-team, referee Nick Patrick apparantly happy to let things go still without any of those pesky tags and rules. Another double whip sends Heat off the ropes, D*LUX trying again for a double clothesline. Underneath goes Heat again though and he drops and rolls, getting out of the way as Spanish Fly suddenly SOARS into view, springboarding off the top and landing a Springboard Dropkick, one foot for each boybander!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Spanish Fly is so explosive! He can come from out of nowhere and catch you totally by surprise because of that amazing speed and agility! COACH And the fact he's so short. COLE What!? COACH Well, you can't see him coming because he's about a foot under your line of vision. COLE Would you stop! Quickly evening the odds, Fly sends Shayne Brave out of the ring. Over rushes Jade to check on "Showtime", while Fly targets "Tremendous" Tyler, running the ropes and wiping him out with a crossbody block... 1... 2... No! Both men are quickly back up but quickest is Spanish Fly still, weaving underneath Tyler's lunging arms and springboarding up to the middle rope, flying back with a Quebrada Press that wipes Bryant out and leaves him down for the pin... 1... 2... Kickout! Fly whips the crowd into a frenzy as he sets Tyler up yet once more. Shooting at Tyler legs first, Fly feeds himself into a wheelbarrow position. Pushing off the canvas, the little luchadore then arches back up for the Rube Goldberg Bulldog... ...NO, COUNTERED, Tyler bouncing Fly on the back of his head with a back suplex!! "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH That'll cut any flying off in a hurry. As Fly settles holding his neck, Tyler crawls on top for the cover... 1... 2... But Colombian Heat interrupts the count! "D - LUX!" "D - LUX!" "D - LUX!" "D - LUX!" Now it's Jade's turn to play cheerleader, drawing a scowl from Stacey. In the ring it's Heat and Tyler going toe to toe. Heat gets the better of the exchange of right hands and goes to the gut with a knee, before firing off a couple more rights. An irish whip then follows, Tyler bouncing off the ropes and right back into a Leg Lariat attack from Colombian Heat! Down he goes, as Heat turns to the fans and yells out a mighty "WHERE THE HOOD AT"? COLE We're about to see a little bit of Rolling Thunder, I think. Heat backs off the ropes and rolls... ...but the Thunder is cut off, as Shayne Brave slides back in and dropkicks Heat on his way back up!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Heat rolled right into that one, literally! Shayne dives on top with the cover... 1... 2... KICKOUT! Shayne now helps Tyler back to his feet and the tag team specialists are ready to do what they do best, which isn't sing by the way. It's tag team manouveres. COLE PRL and Popick are watching on somewhere and I'm sure they're happy with how this is going. When the number one contendership will be cashed in isn't clear, but either way, these two teams are doing the Champions' bidding for them right now. They're pushing each other to their limits, just to get a shot at PRL and Popick who are sitting with their feet up right now no doubt. D*LUX go downstairs on Heat with a double elbow. Grabbing an arm and a leg each, Shayne and Tyler then lift Heat up and bring him down across the knees with the double gutbuster! COLE The Cowell Movement! Before either man can make a cover, Spanish Fly launches in with a Front Dropkick, taking out Shayne Brave. Tyler Bryant reacts quickly though and clotheslines the masked man down, before finally capitalising on Heat with the cover... 1... 2... KICKOUT!! Only a two, which gives Stacey Robertson a little hope, pounding the apron and encouraging Heat to get back up. COACH Wow, look at her, huh? COLE That's the first time you've looked up from that laptop all match. You must be smitten. COACH I googled her and didn't find anything, so you take what you can. COLE How very disturbing. Deciding to pursue Spanish Fly, Tyler runs the ropes and throws a Yakuza Kick at the masked Mexican. Fly doesn't have too far south to go to duck it though, which he does, schoolboying Tyler over... 1... 2... NO!! Scrambling back up, Tyler manages to trap Fly in a front facelock. After a quick crank of the hold he then hooks Fly up for a suplex, hooking the tights and taking him up and over. All the way over, as Fly lands on his feet behind Tyler. A quick back elbow leaves Fly dazed though, falling to one knee as Tyler spins around... *SMACK!* ...AND LANDS A SHINING ENZIGURI!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Oh, my! COACH Knockout city! Fly is OUT! Out indeed, Fly slumping over himself and to the canvas. Tyler cradles the head and the leg and turns Fly over, into the pinning predicament as Patrick slides over... 1... 2... 3- NO!! SAVE BY COLOMBIAN HEAT!! COACH What a cheat. Heat pleads some innocence with the referee, but that doesn't seem to be enough for Jade Rodez, who starts to complain to the referee. That doesn't sit well with Stacey though and she marches around the ring, pushing Jade in the shoulder and pointing a finger in her face! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH OOOOHHH YEESSS!! COLE Jade and Stacey squaring off! Get ready for the fur to fly! "CAT - FIGHT!" "CAT - FIGHT!" "CAT - FIGHT!" "CAT - FIGHT!" The two proud females argue on the outside and seeing this, Colombian Heat ducks out of the ring motioning for Jade to 'get outta mah girl's grill'. Jade continues to plead her case though, as here comes Shayne Brave. Leaping off his feet, "Showtime" Shayne drills Heat with a dropkick... ...and Heat's foot gets caught on the middle rope as he stumbles from the apron... ...RIGHT INTO STACEY ROBERTSON!!!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH OH NO! COLE Oh my! Colombian Heat just fell right out onto his girlfriend on the floor! And I think he might have hit his head on the concrete when he landed... COACH Who cares about him!? Is Stacey okay!? Both Heat and Stacey end up KOed on the arena floor as a hush seems to descend on at least some of the crowd. Jade, having just got out of harm's way, looks on in shock as Shayne Brave also seems shocked at what just happened, certainly not his intention to hurt an innocent bystander. Having not seen what happened, Tyler pulls Shayne away though to get back to the match and to Spanish Fly. COLE This doesn't look good. If you can hear me in the back, we need some help out here for Stacey... COACH Don't worry, here comes the help! Pan to the entrance way, as out jogs a very concerned looking... ...VITAMIN X!?! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Vitamin X!? What the hell is [i]he[/i] doing out here!? COACH Helping Stacey, what does it look like!? As he approaches the ring, X drops to his knees and brushes the hair out of Stacey's eyes, checking to see if she's conscious. He sees oddly familiar with signs of consciousness in females flat on their back, but let's not go [i]there[/i]. In any event, X sees that Stacey needs help and quickly scoops her motionless body off the concrete, cradling her in his arms as he heads for the back!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH *applauds* What a gentlemen! COLE Gentleman!? He's taking Colombian Heat's girlfriend... well, he's... where IS he taking her!? COACH To get medical assistance! COLE God I sure hope so. Wherever Vitamin X is going, he's going there pretty quickly. Back at ringside meanwhile, Colombian Heat has come to his senses and looks around trying to find where Stacey ended up to check on her. He looks up just as X disappears through the sliding doors with Stacey in his arms. And without a second though to the contrary, the groggy Heat abandons the match and goes after his girlfriend! COLE Wait a minute... Heat is leaving! COACH Ha, poor Spanish Fly. He's been abandoned. I don't blame Heat one bit, but still. COLE Well Heat is out of here and it looks bad for Spanish Fly now. This is now a two on one match, which could very well become a glorified handicap match! D*LUX aren't going to cry over spilt milk. If Colombian Heat wants to leave, so be it. They've got Spanish Fly to worry about still as they shoot him off into the ropes, sweeping the masked man over with a Double Hiptoss! Tyler and Shayne then give the signal that it's over, as "Showtime" Shayne heads to the top rope. Tyler meanwhile turns Fly over onto his front, stepping over and trying to lock him in the lucha-libre inspired 'pendulum'. However, Fly fights his arms away and manages to roll onto his back, getting his feet up into the gut and pushing Tyler off into the ropes... ...WHICH IN TURN CROTCHES SHAYNE BRAVE ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Shayne ends up bent-double on the top, as Tyler tries to apologise to his partner. Remembering there's a match to get on with, Tyler then turns around, but gets dropkicked down by Fly! COLE Fly needs to capitalise now if he stands any chance of pulling the victory out! He's got one man incapacitated and the other man down. He has to strike and strike now! Hopping over Tyler, Fly quickly scales the ropes in front of Shayne and takes a moment to steady himself up top. Taking a look back to check his ring positioning, Fly then leaps up, snaring Shayne around the head and bringing him off the top with a Super Hurricanrana... ...RIGHT DOWN ON TOP OF "TREMENDOUS" TYLER!!!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE TWO FOR ONE! D*LUX ARE DOWN! COACH You're joking... Having landed on his feet, back up top goes Spanish Fly in one swift movement... ...MOOOOOOOOOONSAULT!!! COLE HE GOT HIM... 1... 2... 3!!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE ...HE GOT HIM! UNBELIEVABLE!! *DINGDINGDING!* "Krokodilamadurinn" hits and Spanish Fly can barely believe it, Shayne Brave's last lunge coming seconds too late! Fly quickly scuttles out of the ring and leaps onto the barricade, into the arms of some of the front row fans as Jade and D*LUX are left in despair. BUFFER Your winners of the match and the number one contenders to the HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship... COLOMBIAN HEAT and SPAAAANNIIIISSSHHHH FFFFFLLLLLLYYYYYY!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Fly finally pulls himself away from the fans and goes back up the aisle tagging hands, leaving D*LUX behind, a very Un-Merry Christmas for them. COLE Despite two on one odds at the end, Spanish Fly, with a little bit of luck and some quick thinking, picks up the victory for his team! And he and Colombian Heat, they will therefore get the shot at PRL and Stephen Joseph Popick's HI-YAH Tag Team Titles! COACH I don't see why that should happen now. Fly won the match solo, it should be PRL and Popick versus Spanish Fly for the titles. To hell with Colombian Heat. COLE That's ridiculous, but what should I expect I guess. Fact is, Heat and Fly WILL get the shot at the belts. I just hope that Heat catches up with Stacey and Vitamin X. What X is thinking, I'm not sure if we really want to know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
