Tony149 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2006 (edited) [b]And now [color="#0000FF"]OAOAST BACKTRACKER[/color]...presented by Something or Another: "Use Your Imagination!"[/b] [quote]Synth goes for a hangman's neckbreaker, but Uno shoves him towards the ropes where Mackenzie awaits, and she blasts the Synthmeister with her Gucci bag! Synth rolled up in a small package! ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO! Logan saves the day. As does Dos, who wallops Mann upside the head. The match degernates into another pier-six brawl. Double Irish whip by Los Conquistadors, and Logan goes tumbling over the top thanks to the Sooner Bruisers yanking down the top rope...just as Synth nails both Conquistadors with a pair of PERCUSSION DDT's! Synth covers both Conquistadors. * CLIP JOB * NED (laughing) Yeah! That's my tag team partner. You see, that's why we're walking away with the gold New Year's night. It doesn't matter what type of match you people select. That right there showed you why the Beverly Hills Blonds are the best tag team in the world, period. As Ned finishes his verbal blowjob, cameras cut outside the arena where the pink Pinto affectionately known as the WANGMOBILE pulls up. The doors swings open in a surprisingly manly way and out step... ...LOS DIABLOS DE FUEGO, sporting taria's in support of the embattled Miss USA! * CLIP * Singleton eats a double right hand. But Los Diablos de Fuego didn't come alone. They brought along the WIFE of Logan Usher Mann...HOLLY-WOOD! "YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Holly yanks Mackie off the apron and gives her the wickest bitch slap you'll ever see! Charles Robinson sees the mayhem all around him and calls for the bell. * DINGDINGDINGDING * Officials rush to restore order. 10 are needed just to pry the Sooner Bruisers away from Logan! Holly wants her some of Big Frank, trying to breakthrough the sea of referees and agents to get at the man who has caused so much pain and suffering in her and Logan's lives.[/quote] [b]This has been [color="#0000FF"]OAOAST BACKTRACKER[/color], bought to you by Something or Another: "Use Your Imagination!"[/b] [img=http://www.fortunecity.com/olympia/mcmahon/48/multimedia/meangene.jpg] MEAN GENE Back live on TSM. Gene Okerlund wishing you and your family a joyous holiday season. And a joyous occasion it was last week when Holly-Wood made her long awaited return after months away from the spotlight to recooperate both mentally and physically from the pain dealt at the hands of the current OAOAST tag team champions of the world, the Sooner Bruisers. I say current because live New Year's night the tag titles will be on the line as the champions defend against 5 other teams in a match to be determined by you, the wrestling fans, at OAOAST-dot-com. What will it be? a) Over The Top Rope Battle Royal b) Triple Chance Battle Royal c) Tag Team Turmoil Match [size="1"] (For dramatic effect only)[/size] The Synthmeister comes flying into view stoned out of his mind, followed by Logan Mann and his wife Holly, arm and arm, snuggling up to one another. GENE Two men who couldn't care less about the outcome -- they just want their hands on the Man of Tomorrow and Psycho Gremlin -- Synth and Logan, the Heavenly Rockers, and yes, Holly-Wood come on in. I know you're ready for Monday Mainframe, the big spectacular New Year's night. SYNTH A New Year's rockin' night! LOGAN Reunited and it feels so good! The Heavenly Rockers flying high once again with the wind beneath our wings, the Angel of Death herself, back on the road with the greatest rock n' wrestling band of all time and your next World tag team champions. Battle royal, triple chance or tag team turmoil -- pick your poison! It doesn't matter what type of match we're in so long as we're in. There were only 2 things the Synthmeister and I wanted for Christmas. One was Holly-Wood back at our side and the other was a shot at the tag team titles and the Sooner Bruisers. Guess what, "Mean" Gene Okerlund? The Heavenly Rockers have been good boys this year because we got 'em both! HOLLY You got what you wanted, didn't you, Bruisers? When you, two All-Americans in college, couldn't bully my boys with your amatuer skills you decided to sink to the lowest level to gain a psychological advantage by bullying me. Flattering, heh. But you forgot one thing: I'm one tough bitch! And this bitch doesn't give a damn about breaking a nail or twisting an ankle. This bitch wants blood. Your blood. I wanna rip your balls out of your sacks and eat 'em for breakfeast. I wanna use your balls as a chew toy for my dog. I wanna use your balls to hang on my tree next Christmas. In case you couldn't tell, I didn't get anything for Christmas this year because I'm a lifetime member of the naughty list. Good thing Santa doesn't judge by what goes on after the lights are off because Logan would be on the naughty list too. LOGAN Anal sex...I like it! SYNTH Believe me, he does. Ah started his porn collection. It won't be the only thing the Synthmeister'll be startin'. Monday Mainframe, the New Year's Spectacular as it's being called, the Heavenly Rockers will be startin' a rumble with 5 other teams even if it's not actually a battle royal, know what I mean. We're gonna kick it the only way us rock stars know how, like a drunken binge in our hotel room. We're gonna crazy, crazy on you!!! LOGAN Monday Mainframe, the Heavenly Rockers new tag team champions of the world sayeth Logan Usher Mann! GENE Yes siree. The Heavenly Rockers are ready for the New Year and I'm ready for a drink. Back to the ring or back to the back. You never know around here. Edited December 28, 2006 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
