HD: Rescue 911 promo

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JOSH MATTHEWS
Hey, Josh Matthews here and we are all looking forward to OAOAST New Year's Spectacular, this year subtitled Mainframe Monday. You the fans get to vote for what you want to see on New Year's Day, including what type of match six teams will compete in over the OAOAST World Tag Team Championships. And at the time I want to bring in one of those teams, Rescue 911.

Straight from the OAOAST First Responders Unit, EMT Tim Cash and Officer Tango Bosley appear with beaming smiles on their faces. The two nice guys stand either side of Josh, smiling away in the contentment of a law abiding life.

MATTHEWS
Guys, this is a big opportunity for you, challenging for the World Tag Team Titles for the first time. You must be excited.

EMT TIM
That's right Mr. Matthews. You know, when we debuted here in the OAOAST, we came up against the current World Tag Team Champions The Sooner Bruisers and they gave us the fight of our lives. But we've come a long way since then. We took the punishment they handed out on that night and we, like any good rookie, learnt from it. We took great experience from being in the ring with excellent athletes like Frank and Uber Bruiser. And now, we hope we can compete with those great athletes on New Year's Day.

OFFICER BOSLEY
You know, that's right Tim. It's an honour for Rescue 911 to be in this match at Mainframe Monday, to be competing with the finest teams in the OAOAST. And it's all down to the fans. The fans who've supported myself and Tim, giving us the courage and the fortitude to compete week in and week out. You great fans have spurred us on to better ourselves since our debut and I'm sure they'll be spurring us on in Daytona Beach, towards those OAOAST World Tag Team Titles. And we hope we can do you all justice with our performance.

MATTHEWS
Now, obviously we're in the midst of the Holiday Season. How have you been celebrating this year?

OFFICER BOSLEY
Well, the Holiday Season has been a busy one down at the OAOAST First Responders Unit. We live by three basic principals: Serve the public's trust, protect the innocent, and uphold the law. And we live by our principals all year round. Especially in the Season of Good Will.

EMT TIM
This year I've been on duty with some of the great medical professionals around America, keeping an eye out for the good people of the world this year for whom Christmas isn't quite so Merry. Those guys and girls do such great work and I'd like to take this time to wish them all a safe and happy New Year. 

OFFICER BOSLEY
Also, myself and my tag team partner here have been privledged enough to be able to help out at a number of soup kitchens around the great province of Alberta on behalf of the OAOAST, handing out food and clothing, plus lending an understanding ear, to those less fortunate.

EMT TIM
It's rewarding to give something back at this time of year Mr. Matthews, especially when you're lucky enough to have such a comfortable life and good health, like we both thankfully do. Now, we want to give something to all our great fans out there this coming Monday night and that's Rescue 911 as the World Tag Team Champions. So we can truly represent the OAOAST, to do as much good as possible. So, keep voting and hopefully, with your support, we can walk out with the Tag Team Titles and start 2007 in a great way.

OFFICER BOSLEY
And to all you kids out there watching: stay safe and Happy Holidays!

The two nice-guys walk off, still smiling away, as we go back to ringside...

COACH
Ugh. I feel ill.

COLE
Why!?

COACH
Those two are like a fat guy's pancakes- too much syrup.

COLE
I think those were some refreshingly down to earth sentiments, Coach. A rarity in professional wrestling. And I think Rescue 911 should be commended for being genuinely giving, generous people.

COACH
Oh, sure. That'd be great, if they were running for a Nobel Peace Prize or a Humanitas Award or something. That'll never win them the Tag Team Titles though.