Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 JOSH J. Math here with you backstage on HeldDOWN~!, this time talking with "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez about his upcoming battle against one of the three Hooligans at Mainframe Monday. We're not gonna know which Hooligan Todd will be taking on until match time, which means neither will you. Your thoughts? CORTEZ My thoughts? Listen here. First off, what's with your little "Hi guys, this is J. Math!" intro? You're like Hooligan-lite with the way you think you're somethin' you're not. What, Josh Matthews got a tag name now? I suppose next you're gonna tell me you know what it's like on the streets too, right? JOSH Actually, no... CORTEZ No, you weren't. If you were, you'd be lyin'. Just like those Hooligans are lyin'. All they are are personalities, images, poster boys created by the marketing machine here at the OAOAST. For God's sake, O'Hara's an ENGLISHMAN, and he's tryin' to pull rank on ME, saying he knows what street life is like? Let me ask you this, Josh. You ever have to cram eight people in a two bedroom apartment? You ever have to wear hand-me downs from your brother, that were still too big, because your mama couldn't afford to get you new clothes? Or let me dig a little deeper...you ever have to sleep away from the windows, in case a bullet came flying through? You ever run home from school because if you were on the street for too long, you might get caught up in a drive-by? Or maybe, just maybe you know what it's like to lose a loved one, have them taken from you from some scum of the earth bastard whose main goal in life is to see how much junk he can snort up his nose!? JOSH I...I... CORTEZ No, you HAVEN'T, have you? Damn overpriveleged, spoiled white boys that think a name and a costume and a catchphrase makes them street. I AM THE STREET. I lived the life, and you know what, I used to be afraid to admit it. I used to be embarrassed, but now, I embrace it, and I'll be damned if those three scrawny punks are gonna make a living and earn a rep pretending to be "REAL" as they put it, when they're nothing but frauds. So you people at home, you click on your computers, and you find me the perfect match for Mainframe Monday. Send one of those Hooligans my way. Just remember, before you click that button, you're just sending them to their execution! With that, Cortez shoves Josh Matthews down, storming away and piefacing the camera, leaving a flustered Josh to cut away to our next segment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
