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Guest "Go, Mordecai!"
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How the hell did you get here? My theory was that you're Edwin's roommate, but Kotz dismissed that.

Guest Vitamin X
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I don't think Leena is rail thin, or a scenewhore. Quite the opposite actually.

Guest "Go, Mordecai!"
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At any rate, I'm glad Byron The Bulb is here.

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I let Kotz sleep in my bathtub for free in exchange for fashion tips.

Like you didn't take everyone's breath away at the cotillion later.

 

Dude. We get that you want to nail Leena. Calm down.

When we were younger I'd understand the constant need to feel superior. Now it's bordering unhealthy fixation.

Guest Legalise Drugs and Murder
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A bathtub is far from the worst thing to pass out in. Here's my top five list of worst places I've passed out, and why.

 

1. Abandoned gravel pit: Alcohol and a bet. Discomfort and cold.

2. "Inside" of a couch, meaning under the cushions: Ketamine hangover and exhaustion. Lack of oxygen, heat, and itch.

3. Wet leaves: Drugs and head trauma. Cold, wet, dirty.

4. Atop a roof: Drugs. Sunburn.

5. Bed of my truck: Exhaustion, Alcohol. Discomfort and insects.

Guest "Go, Mordecai!"
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At any rate, I'm glad Byron The Bulb is here.

Unless you're justsoyouknow, but I haven't seen any bizarre Kotz worship or unwarranted flying-off-the-handle episodes.

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At any rate, I'm glad Byron The Bulb is here.

Unless you're justsoyouknow, but I haven't seen any bizarre Kotz worship or unwarranted flying-off-the-handle episodes.

I liked that modern man's hustle

Guest "Go, Mordecai!"
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I don't think Leena is rail thin, or a scenewhore. Quite the opposite actually.

 

Leena is probably a dude named Byron.

She can be my "Lord" any tim!

Guest Princess Leena
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Please refrain from dragging me into threads like this.

Guest CWMwasmurdered
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I passed out under a shortbus one night and woke up to a cop yelling at me while some handicapped kids looked at me from behind their parents.

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I let Kotz sleep in my bathtub for free in exchange for fashion tips.

Like you didn't take everyone's breath away at the cotillion later.

 

Dude. We get that you want to nail Leena. Calm down.
When we were younger I'd understand the constant need to feel superior. Now it's bordering unhealthy fixation.

 

That just makes me realize how long we have been posting here if you are referring to our "younger" days.

Guest Legalise Drugs and Murder
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This folder needs an Agent Top Five pinned once a week with varying topics.

 

That's a splendid idea, actually. This reminds me, I need to update my warehouse thread sometime soon.

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