Tony149 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2007 "WAAHAAA...WAH, WAH, WAH..." There's not much to be written. Being the happy-go-lucky babyfaces that they are, the Lone Star Gunslingers simply jog to the ring flashing their pearly whites, gladly handing out high fives along the way. BUFFER Wrrrrestling fans, our next contest is a Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference ANDERSON CUP first round bout! One fall, 10 minute time limit. Introducing first, from the Lone Star State, total combine weight 507 pounds, here are THE "TEXAS TWISTER" JOCK MULLIGAN and BARON WINDELS... THE LONE...STAR...GUNSLINGEERRRRRSSSS! SCHIAVONE Tony Schiavone, Jesse "The Body" Ventura behind the mic once again for yet another big first round match in the 2007 Anderson Cup as the Lone Star Gunslingers prepare to face Black T. A match that produced quite the thriller last year and the first real upset in the tournament's history, Jesse Ventura. VENTURA You had the #1 seed in the MWC Conference Black T squaring off against the 5th ranked Gunslingers, a team unknown to most of the fanbase outside the die-hards who closely followed the happenings of our sister promotion in Japan, HI-YAH. As you said, a thriller with an unexpected outcome. [b]Held[color="#FF8C00"]DOWN[/color]~![/b] February 9, 2006 Courtesy: OAOAST Home Entertainment [quote]Jock pulls Tony out of the ring. The two trading blows on the floor. Out of nowhere, Dan Black comes diving through the ropes and wipes Jock out with a SUICIDE DIVE! Brannigan slides back into the ring and nails Baron getting up with a knee to the side of the head. Brannigan applies a front facelock and then turns Baron's head clockwise. Baron escapes the clutches of the Rude Awakening by firing a round of quick elbow strikes to Tony's ribs and countering the Rude Awakening with a BACKSLIDE! ONE... TWO... THREE! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" VENTURA NO WAY?! * DING DING DING * Baron rolls out of the ring and helps his partner up outside. The two embrace and raise each other's hand in victory as Michael Buffer makes the official announcement. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners and advancing to the Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference Finals, the team of the LONE STAR GUNSLINGERRRRRSSSSS![/quote] SCHIAVONE The Gunslingers' celebration was short-lived. The following week the Sooner Bruisers would defeat them in the MWC Conference Finals. It was also the closest Black T would get to the tag team championship for several months as they'd both become heavily involved in the civil war going on in the promotion at the time. VENTURA Black T regained the tag titles at Angleslam, but didn't hold them for long as they were dethroned a few months later at World Without End by the Sooner Bruisers. Now neither hold championship gold, as COD shocked the entire wrestling world by returning at Monday Mainframe to defeat Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright in the final portion of Tag Team Turmoil. They should be the champions. COD weren't even entered. The biggest miscarriage of justice I've ever seen in all my years in the sport. SCHIAVONE Now here comes the punchline. If only COD's mothers had miscarried them, right? VENTURA There was no punchline. You hanged yourself on that one. Good luck dealing with all the negative press. "Quiet" hits as the smoke machine goes into overdrive to blacken the entranceway. Black T emerge through the cloud of smoke to a surprising amount of cheers, which the haters quickly drown out with boos. BUFFER Their opponents in this first round bout. First, hailing from London, England, the man who has held more titles than any other man in OAOAST history, he is the "ICE HEART" DAAAAAN BLAAAAACK! His partner, residing in Hollywood U.S.A., 262 pounds...the former heavyweight champion of the world...TONYYYYY BRRRRAAAANNIGANNNNN! Together they are known as the Trans-Atlantic Wrecking Crew, BLACK TEEEEEEEE! * DINGDINGDING * Dan Black and Jock Mulligan begin for their respective teams, locking up in the center of the ring, and it's the Texas Twister who gets the better of it, flinging Dan across with a simple armdrag. All hell breaks loose early as Tony Brannigan blindsides Jock. Black T establish their dominace by physically manhandling Jock, but it has little effect on the Texican. After a double whip into the corner Jock shoots out and clotheslines Black T, but only connects on the Ice Heart as Tony ducked. Brannigan still gets his, however, and it's right back to Dan. From out of the corner it's a TEXAS PRAYER BOOK running powerslam! ONE... TWO... Kickout! The 10 time limit a major factor in all the first round matches, Jock slaps on the IRON CLAW~! SCHIAVONE Shades of the Von Erich family. VENTURA Or Bruce Blank. He's got the best claw of them all. Jock strays from the playbook to go for the knockout punch, his discus punch, but Tony yanks Black outside to saftey. So he thinks. Jock interjects himself in the meeting of the minds, but it's he who winds up in trouble as Black T are ready and drag him out to the arena floor, clotheslining him on the guardrail. VENTURA Excellent strategy on the part of Black T. Everyone saw what the Sooner Bruisers did to the Gunslingers last week. They bruised them and bruised them bad. Jock was coughing up blood, if I remember correctly. Why not go for the throat. Haha. SCHIAVONE It's a bit barbaric, I think. VENTURA Wrestling IS barbaric. So you know what I say? All's fair in love and war, baby. The tag is made and Tony Brannigan snaps Jock's neck off the top rope, suplexing him in afterwards. Power forearms to the throat earn a warning from the referee, but it means jack to Tony who arrogantly swivels his hips. Black T make another exchange. Jock finds himself in big trouble as Tony holds him up for a Dan Black SUPERKICK! ONE... TWO... Kickout! After a snap suplex and standing headbutt find its mark, Black viciously stomps the forehead of the Texas Twister. He then sets Mulligan for a piledriver, but it's countered with a backdrop! Now it's Dan who finds himself in trouble as he's rocked by big right hands. Black on spaghetti-legs. Jock gets in a (cheap)shot on Brannigan, then turns to face Dan and... * POW * ...SHINING BLACK! VENTURA Oh, Black caught him good with that enziguiri. It may be over right here. Lying face-down Jock is helpless as Black climbs the turnbuckles and drops the KNEE onto the back of the neck! ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO!! Black suckers Baron on the apron, thus baiting him inside so he and Tony can SPIKE CRADLE PILEDRIVER Jock! ONE... TWO... Baron saves the day and Black T are pissed. Neither of whom have a problem letting the Gunslinger and referee know about it. An innovator of offense Black delivers a butterfly backbreaker and turns it into a dragon sleeper! SCHIAVONE Given how much punishment he's taken, just how long can Jock last? Long enough for him to float over and crawl between Dan's legs as Tony charges in and collides with his partner, allowing the Gunslingers to make the tag! Baron Windels comes in wheeling and dealing bionic elbows and right hands. DOUBLE COCONUT leaves Black T bumbling around like a night out partying with Britney and Paris. Baron fires Brannigan off into the ropes and decks him with a diving lariat. Dan Black is then sent for a ride, the recipent of the fallaway slam known as the Devil's Addition! ONE... TWO... Kickout! Another whip in, and Black is placed in a sleeper hold. He reaches the ropes but Windels doesn't break, so Black falls to the floor...but Baron goes with him out and somehow keeps the sleeper in tact! Tony rushes to Dan's aid as the referee escorts Baron back in. Black returns to the apron with a glazed look in his eyes, but damn if he isn't one tough SOB, jabbing his shoulder through the ropes into the midsection of Baron Windels. His mind obviously still elsewhere following the sleeper, Black scales the turnbuckles...and is slammed off the top! Tony feels his partner's pain in the corner, which Baron adds to by dropkicking him off the apron! VENTURA Hey! What's the big idea?! SCHIAVONE All's fair in love and war, remember? VENTURA What have I told you about quoting me? Nobody quotes Jesse "The Body" other than me. The never-ending Irish whip fest continues, as Black makes another trip across the squared circle and eats a Texas sized boot to the face on the way back. Windels takes to the air and clotheslines Dan from the top! ONE... TWO... NO! Save made by Tony Brannigan, who then gives Baron a RUDE AWAKENING! SCHIAVONE No need to get up in arms, Jesse. VENTURA Don't partonize me, Schiavone. I can have you outta here in a second. Naturally, Jock is pissed and must be restrained by the referee while Dan and Tony illegally switch places. After a double take the referee counts like the fool he is. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Tony makes Baron pay for kicking out, planting him square in the center of the ring with a devasting OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE SPINEBUSTER!! ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO, KICKOUT!! TONY :huh: After the initial shock wears off Tony quickly covers, hooking both legs. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Another quick cover. ONE... TWO... And another KICKOUT. Frustrated, Tony lets Black try his hand at finishing off Windels. Nasty chops and European uppercuts stagger the proud Texan, but a DVD attempt backfires as Baron is able to slip out. He hits the ropes fast and furious, ducking a European lariat to level Black with a FLYING CROSSBODY on the rebound! ONE... TWO... Kickout! Irish whip, and Baron lowers his head which Black capitalizes on being a veteran of the mat wars, hooking the head and leg for a FISHERMAN'S DDT...but Baron rolls through with an INSIDE CRADLE!! ONE... TWO... THR-- KICKOUT!!! To quell the rally and shift momentum back to his team, Black employes a side headlock to ground Windels, who scissors the head in response. The Ice Heart that he is, Black coolly floats on top to place all his weight and the pressure on Baron, garning a wry smile from the youngster... ONE... TWO... ...as he BRIDGES UP to perform a BACKSLIDE! SCHIAVONE My goodness, they're gonna do it again! VENTURA That's how the Gunslingers won last year, with a backslide. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Gut wrench suplex keeps Black down so Baron Windels can tag out, but Tony has other ideas in mind, stepping in to cut off the tag. Brannigan rakes the laces of the boots across Baron's face and drags him to the Black T side of the ring. Dan worms his way over and legally tags in Tony. Snapmare followed by a power forearm...NO, Baron moves. Brannigan gets up in a world of hurt and walks into a LEAPING DDT! "YEEEAAAAHHHH!" Baron covers, but Black smartly enters to disrupt the proceedings. That brings in Jock to support his teammate, which only diverts the referee's attention to him and that's exactly what Dan hoped for. PITCH BLACK on Windels! Not to mention the illegal switch and cover! ONE... TWO... THREE-- KICKOUT!! Furious, Black unleashes some of that English fire on Baron, who returns in kind! Windels blocks a punch and answers with a bionic elbow. Again and again. Baron Windels rocking and rolling, knocking Black off his feet with a wind-up double axehandle smash to the face! With Tony still down and now Dan Black Baron is free to make... ...[b][color="#FF0000"]THE HOT TAG[/color][/b]~! Black T are no match for the fresh Gunslinger from the Lone Star state. Jock Mulligan having his way with the former 3-time OAOAST World tag team champions. Right hands, scoop slams, dropkicks, atomic drops, even another double coconut -- a bit of everything! Discus punch takes care of Tony, and Black gets caught charging in with a belly-to-belly suplex! ONE... TWO... NO! Jock to the top...MISSLE DROPKICK! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT!! The crowd on their feet as rabid as can be. The Gunslingers get ready to cowboy up, twirling an imaginary lasso to signal for their Lone Star Lasso finisher. Baron lifts Dan in a bearhug as Jock hits the ropes...and gets knee'd in the back by Tony Brannigan! SCHIAVONE Talk about possibly snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. Black T moments away from being sent home a second year in a row by the Gunslingers. If they had hit Dan Black with the Lone Star Lasso it would've been over. VENTURA They didn't and now we have a brawl in the ring. Both teams better watch or they'll be disqualified, meaning they'll both be eliminated from the tournament. The Gunslingers treat Black T like an ARKANSAS TOOTHPICK, drilling them with a pair of flying shoulderblocks. Black headbutts Jock in the midsection as Baron and Tony take to the floor, then bars the arm for a crossface but Jock maneuvers his way out and shoots Black into the ropes for a baaack bodydrop. Black retreats to the corner and is followed in. The fans count along as Jock hammers away on Dan in the corner. Another whip in, and Black just runs through Jock with a shoulder tackle. Off the near side and over a leapfrog Dan outsmarts the inexperience Mulligan, faking going over the top of a drop-down to apply the HEART OF ICE crossface! VENTURA I predict this one's over, Schiavone. Few men have ever gotten out of this, if any. Tony does his part, grabbing ahold of Baron outside and driving him into the guardrail. Jock does his best to hold on but soon TAPS. * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER LLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, the winners of the match and advancing on to the MWC Semi-finals... BLAAAAAAACK TEEEEEEEEEEE! SCHIAVONE And so they have done it. Black T avenging their loss to the Lone Star Gunslingers last year, moving on to face the winner of either the Sooner Bruisers-Rescue 911 match later in the tournament. VENTURA With all due respect to Rescue 911, they don't stand a chance against the big Sooners. On second thought, maybe they do. If COD ball up and accept the Bruisers demand for a rematch, Big Frank and Uber will have to drop out because they'd be the champions. Maybe COD will take their place. Wouldn't that be something? SCHIAVONE It would be a first, that's for sure. Something that wouldn't be, a commerical break! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
