HD: Jade promo

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A segment or two before my match would be perfect, ta!

 

 

Attention all wrestling fans. It's been a tough task. Many hurdles have been fallen at. Lives were lost. But, amazing as it sounds, yes folks, we've found the one person in the entire OAOAST who's actually happy to see Chicks Over Dicks return to the company!

Yes, really.

Taking a break from her managerial duties, Jade Rodez is at the seldom seen make-up table (because what good wrestling promotion would survive without one of those, I ask you) backstage getting all glammed up for a night on the Australian town. To be honest, I'm not sure how much of a night-life Australia has. But what there is better get ready for the ride of it's life, because Jade is preparing to party with COD and looking like you've never seen her before. The woman on the make-up desk muses over Jade's hair as she hitches up her top a little, looking a little unsure of how low cut it is.

MAKE-UP LADY
So, how's your brother?

JADE
Oh, he's doing pretty good, thanks. The doctors say he's 'exceeding all expectations' which is really cool apparantly, I can't wait to see him again. He's so busy rehabbing his neck and trying to get back into some sort of wrestling shape and we go past Michigan so rarely, it'll be great to have him back, ya know. It's weird, 'cause ever since I've been here he's been with me, looking over my shoulder, helping me out, giving me advice.

MAKE-UP LADY
Was the skirt his advice?

Jade looks down at her bravely short ra-ra skirt, a little sheepishly.

JADE
(nervous laugh) I think he'd be a little... unsure about it.

MAKE-UP LADY
That's one advantage of not having him around though, right?

JADE
Yeah. I guess. He's a little protective, but I guess that's what big brothers are supposed to be.

MAKE-UP LADY
So what does he think about you hitting the town with Alix and Krista then?

No comment from Jade. The lack of an answer and the nervous scratching of her arm says it all.

MAKE-UP LADY
Oh, I see.

JADE
He'd only worry, ya know. He and Krista never really got along and I dunno if him and Alix are as okay as he made out, I mean he said they ended on good terms but it's not the kinda thing I wanna bring up in conversation too much, because he doesn't really mention her all that often. Alix is probably over it. Best not to push it, I figure. I'm just glad to have Alix and Krista back around here. It's not like being around my brother, they help me out with advice when I need it, sure, but it's different with them. Makes a change. I never really had many girlfriends back home. Don't get me wrong, being a manager's fine and all but it's not always too much... fun.

Putting the finishing touches on Jade's hair with a glittery hairclip, the still un-named make-up lady takes a mirror off her the nearby table and passes it to Ms. Rodez, who looks suitably impressed.

MAKE-UP LADY
Well, I'm sure you'll have plenty of 'fun' tonight.

JADE
Yeah, hopefully. I don't wanna end up a third wheel, trying to keep up with them, like what's-her-name, Britney.

MAKE-UP LADY
Oh, don't be nervous. I'm sure you'll be fine. After all, Krista doesn't drink [i]that[/i] much.

JADE
Yeah she does.

MAKE-UP LADY
I know. (sighs) She never did pay to repair my windshield.

JADE
What?

MAKE-UP LADY
Nothing, nothing. You enjoy yourself tonight.

Enjoyment will have to wait though as while Jade collects up her things, Tyler Bryant and Shayne Brave enter the picture, all denimed up and ready for their Anderson Cup Match. The D*LUX duo talk amongst themselves, presumably over strategy for their match, as Jade continues to look unsure about her clothing choice.

TYLER
Jade, are you ready to g... woah.

Until, that is, her team stop dead in their tracks at the sight of her. All of a sudden she stops fiddling with the skirt and smiles, waiting for either of them to say anything. Which they don't (and it's probably for the best, they're not talkers really). Eventually, the awkward silence is filled though, as a lightbulb goes off in Jade's head.

JADE
Oh God your match!

TYLER
Oh, yeah...

SHAYNE
Yeah, yeah... match. Our match...

TYLER
We gotta go now.

SHAYNE
To the ring... to wrestle...

TYLER
Yeah... wrestle. In our match.

JADE
Oh God, I totally forgot! I can't believe I forgot, I'm sooo sorry! Come on let's go... thanks again Jenny!

Now named and sure to become a regular recurring character now as well I'm sure, Jenny the make-up lady shakes her head as Jade quickly scuttles off in the direction of ringside, D*LUX following after her and still looking a little wide-eyed.

MAKE-UP LADY
Ah to be young and naive again.