HD: Colombian Heat vs. Vitamin X match

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

Place these segments towards the end of the show. Please.

 

The camera cuts to the HeldDOWN~! interview set where Josh "J. Math" Matthews is standing by with Vitamin X, who is busy doing the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle. Prince Vitamin is in his wrestling attire, ready for his match. X shadowboxes a little bit. The crowd boos loudly.

JOSH MATTHEWS
Vitamin X, you are just moments away from your match against Colombian Heat, a rematch from AngleMania V last year. What are your thoughts heading into this match, one week after you stole Colombian Heat's girlfriend, Stacey Robertson, away from him? 

VITAMIN X
Josh Matthews, I've only got one thing to say about Colombian Heat: he's got NO CHANCE IN HELL!

VX walks away from the interview set, bumping into "J. Math's" left shoulder along the way. Josh Matthews stands there puzzled, watching X go by. The crowd boos loudly again. 

COLE
Heat/X next! 

[b]Commercial break[/b]

 

*KA-CHING~!*

*Come and take your Vitamin X.*

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Bling-Bling" by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys starts playing, which causes the crowd to stand up and start booing. The entrance doors slide open, and Vitamin X Shane-O-Mac Shuffles his way out onto the entrance stage, cocky like usual. X then raises his hands, trying to get the crowd fired up, but it's not working. Dollar signs are superimposed over the entrance ramp VX starts jogging down to the ring, bobbing his head to the beat of his entrance song. X is wearing his Colombian HACK yellow soccer jersey that he debuted last year, and just to refresh your memory, here it is:

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Lovely, isn't it? 

*DING DING DING*

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a thirty-minute TV time limit. Introducing first, coming to the ring at this time. From Miami, Florida. Weighing in at 248 lbs. He is the Financial Consultant for The Lightning Crew. He...is...VITAMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX! 

X jaws with the fans at ringside, and then climbs the ring steps, hopping onto a turnbuckle. 

COLE
So much emotion invested into this match! We are just one week removed from Stacey Robertson--

COACH
That's PRINCESS STACEY to you, bub! 

COLE
Sorry, "PRINCESS" Stacey joining The Lightning Crew and breaking up with Colombian Heat. And now tonight on HeldDOWN~!, Colombian Heat can get some revenge when he takes on Stacey's NEW boyfriend in a one-on-one match! 

COACH
This isn't going to be much of a match, you know that? Heat is such a puss, he's probably still crying about Stacey breaking up with him! 

COLE
He didn't seem to be crying earlier when he told her off in the middle of the ring! 

COACH
That was a facade. You think all those gangstas you see on MTV wouldn't start peeing in their pants if they were looking down the barrel of a gun? Heat's the same way. He's faking it. He was frontin'. Heat really misses her, and he's not going to be able to concentrate on this match! 

COLE
Well, we shall see.

COACH
We will! 

Vitamin X scans the crowd, and then crosses his arms into a X. X hops into the ring and does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle once again, pointing to his jersey. 

COLE
Stacey isn't with Vitamin X right now. 

COACH
That's because X wants Stacey to stay far away from Heat, lest she get hit in the head again! 

COLE
Coach, that was an ACCIDENT! Heat never meant to do that! 

COACH
Oh come on Cole! You were there! Heat INTENTIONALLY hit Stacey, knocking the Princess out cold! 

COLE
You gotta be kidding me! It was all an accident! Stacey's just become deluded since joining The Lightning Crew! 

COACH
No! She's realized the truth! Finally! 

Vitamin X continues doing the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle. He then stops and looks at the entrance, with a smirk on his face. "Bling-Bling" by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys dies down. The crowd buzzes in anticipation of Heat's entrance.

COLE
This crowd electric for the arrival of Colombian Heat. 

COACH
Idiocy knows no border lines. 

COLE
Coach, that's rude. 

COACH
That's how I roll! I'm like the wind, baby! 

COLE
Oh come on! 

A piano plays a melody causing the crowd to cheer loudly. The lights go down in the arena, turning back on in tune with the melody. 

*COME ON!*

*BOOM~!*

Pyro explodes, leaving behind fire that burns on both sides of the entrance stage. "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil' Jon and Pitbull starts playing. The crowd's cheers get even louder as the entrance doors slide open and Colombian Heat comes out, fired up and ready to go! 

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

COACH
Ha! He's still crying! 

COLE
Coach, stop it! 

Heat raises his hands, acknowledging his fans. He then points right at Vitamin X, saying something most likely vicious to him. X just stands there with his game face on. Colombian Heat points to both sides of the arena, and then walks down the entrance ramp, slapping hands with the fans along the way. 

BUFFER
And his opponent! Coming to the ring at this time. Originally from Bogotá, Colombia, but now residing in Miami, Florida. Weighing in at 180 lbs. This...is...COLOMBIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Colombian Heat continues slapping hands with the fans as "Gasolina (Remix)" continues playing. 

COLE
A rematch from AngleMania V last April. Heat defeated X in the first match on the show, but that was almost a year ago. And as you saw last week, anything can happen in a year, and now times have changed for both Vitamin X AND Colombian Heat! 

COACH
Heat was in the zone at AngleMania V, I'll give him that. But he's no longer all there. The lost of his girlfriend to Vitamin X has permanently cripple him, emotionally. He'll never be able to recover from this, so he might as well retire from the sport. I wouldn't miss him. 

COLE
You wouldn't. But fans all over the world would! Heat was dealt a crushing blow last week, but he CAN recover, and he WILL survive it! And he'll prove it starting tonight, and then next week when he and Spanish Fly take on PRL and Popick in a 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match for the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles! 

COACH
Heh, the way things are going, he might not even make it to next week! 

COLE
I sure hope you're wrong about that. 

COACH
I'm never wrong. I'm Da Coach! 

Heat high fives a young fan, and then climbs the ring steps to hop into the ring. He gets on the second rope and does the "WESTSIIIIIIIDE" hand signal, receiving cheers. Heat then gets on a second turnbuckle--BUT GETS ATTACKED BY VITAMIN X! 

COLE
HEY! 

Vitamin X pummels Heat with lefts and rights even as Heat's music continues playing! The punches cause Heat to stumble around the ring. Vitamin X sends Colombian Heat to the ropes, and then starts punching him in the face repeatedly. 

COACH
X is drawing first blood! I love it! 

The punches stun the Colombian superstar. So, VX takes a few steps back...charges forward...AND GETS BACKDROPPED OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE FLOOR! 

"YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" 

COACH
OH NO! 

COLE
Vitamin X is laying on the outside! 

Indeed, The X-Man is kissing the floor. Colombian Heat then asks for a microphone. 

COACH
Somebody check on X! 

COLE
Why don't you go do it!? 

COACH
I can't! I'm announcing! 

"Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil' Jon and Pitbull dies down. Heat has a microphone in his right hand and is pacing back and forth. 

COLOMBIAN HEAT
Yo! Yo! Yo! If all of y'all are ready to see me make DAT BITCH feel the Heat, then Melbourne, Australia, make some noise UP IN THIS--

"BI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH~!" 

Colombian Heat throws the microphone away, just as Vitamin X enters the ring charging like a bull! But Colombian Heat ducks the charge, and punches Vitamin X! He then does it again! And again! Colombian Heat DANCES~! And then knocks Vitamin X to the mat with the fourth punch to complete the Shake, Rattle, & Roll! 

COLE
Shake, Rattle, & Roll from Colombian Heat! 

COACH
AAAHHH! 

Heat drags Vitamin X over to the center of the ring. Heat bounces off the ropes, does a SHIMMY~!, and then drops a knee onto X's face! 

COLE
Shaky Leg Knee Drop! 

Heat then gets on his knees, grabs X by his hair, and starts punching him in the face repeatedly with he crowd cheering louder every punch! 

COLE
All that rage! All that anger! It's all coming out right now in the ring! 

Colombian Heat slams the back of Vitamin X's head against the mat several times. And it's at this point, that referee Mickey Jay finally calls for the bell. 

*DING DING DING*

[b]COLOMBIAN HEAT vs. VITAMIN X[/b] 
Heat stomps on Vitamin X for a few minutes, taking breaks just to yell at him. Heat picks VX up by his hair and jersey, and then gives him an Irish whip sending him into the ropes. Heat follows that up with a leg lariat which sends Vitamin X flying through the second and third ropes onto the floor! 

COLE
And Vitamin X is down for the second time in this match! 

COACH
Come on! He needs a breather! Somebody check on him! SOMEBODY CHECK ON HIM! 

COLE
Relax Coach. Calm down, here have a cookie. 

COACH
Ooh! Cookie! 

As Coach thoroughly enjoys his cookie, Colombian Heat takes a minute to catch his breath and then exits to the ring to loud cheers. Vitamin X is lying flat on his back outside the ring, wincing in pain. Heat stomps on X's gut, just because he can, and then goes to pick him up. 

BUT THEN, Cuban Wall shows up and attacks Heat from behind! 

COLE
Hey! Wait a minute! Come on now! This isn't right! 

COACH (mouth full of cookie)
Hhey--it--he's--just--helpinghisfriend. Nothing--wrong--with--that.

COLE
What you say? 

COACH
Nevermind.

Cuban Wall laughs as he watches Colombian Heat try to get up. Heat does a soccer-style kick to Heat's stomach! As Vitamin X starts to get up, Cuban Wall picks Colombian Heat up by his orange basketball shorts and nails him with several punches to the temple! Wall then grabs Heat by his head and then throws him into the ring post, left shoulder first! 

COLE
Oh! What a sickening thud! Heat hit the steel post HARD! 

Heat rests on the ring post, but Wall's not done with him yet. Wall pulls Heat off the ring post and then walks with him a few steps back. CW then hooks Heat up and lifts him up, like he's about to give him a back suplex. Instead, Cuban Wall charges forward...AND THROWS COLOMBIAN HEAT BALLS-FIRST INTO THE RING POST! 

CROWD
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

COACH
A HA HA HA! A HA HA HA HA! A HA HA HA HA HA! A HA HA HA HA HA HA! 

COLE
My God! The Brawn of Brains & Brawn is certainly living up to his name! 

COACH
That was great! Can we see that again!? 

The OAOAST Starbucks Double Shot(TM) Instant Replay shows Cuban Wall throwing Colombian Heat into the ring post from different angles. Meanwhile, Colombian Heat is in horrible pain, grabbing his sack while still hanging by the ring post! 

COACH
I don't think we'll be seeing any little Heats after THAT move! 

COLE
You maybe right. Colombian Heat is in a bad way right about now! 

COACH
Now, X can finish it! Come on X! Come on! Get back into the ring! Finish this match!

The crowd is still reeling from that painful ballshot. Cuban Wall pulls Colombian Heat off the ring post and throws him back into the ring, where Heat continues grabbing his johnson. Wall then picks Vitamin X up by his jersey and also throws him back into the ring, but since X hasn't had his special area attacked by steel in the past five minutes, X is getting up while Heat continues lying in pain on the mat. 

COLE
And now The X-Man has the advantage. He can do whatever he wants to Heat. This match is *his* for the taking!

COACH
Go get 'im, X! Take him out! Now!  

"P.R. SUCKS!"
"P.R. SUCKS!"
"P.R. SUCKS!"
"P.R. SUCKS!"

As another chant about PR sucking starts up, Vitamin X gets to his feet and stomps on Colombian Heat with his brand new white Reebok sneakers. He then starts dropping elbows onto Heat's back and chest! Cuban Wall taunts some fans at ringside as he watches X go to work on Heat. 

COLE
And Colombian Heat is in trouble now! 

Vitamin X taunts Heat, and then picks him up. Snap suplex! X goes for the cover. 

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HEAT KICKS OUT!

X goes back to pummeling Heat with rights and lefts. The X-Man picks Colombian Heat up and whips him into the ropes--Heat reverses--Heat goes for a clothesline, X ducks, wraps himself around Heat's body...and hits him with a Floatover DDT! 

COACH
Beautiful! Beautiful! 

Cuban Wall also applauds this move! X goes for the cover again. It gets two. 

"LET’S GO HEAT!"
"LET’S GO HEAT!"
"LET’S GO HEAT!"
"LET’S GO HEAT!" 

The crowd tries their best to rally Heat back, but X is still on offense. Vitamin X picks Heat up by his head and then taunts him some more! He then goes back-to-back with Heat...and gives him a stalling neckbreaker! Vitamin X gets right back up and picks Colombian Heat up again. He starts jukin' and jivin' which causes the fans to start booing again. 

COACH
Oh yeah. He's feeling it. He's feeling it. 

VX does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle, and then punches Colombian Heat. He punches him again! X does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle one more time, and then punches Colombian Heat a third time, knocking him down to the mat! 

COACH
Yeah! The Shane-O-Mac Shuffle! X is beating the snot out of Colombian HACK! BOO-YAH~! 

VITAMIN X
BOO-YAH~!

COACH
It's like he read my mind! 

Vitamin X poses for the fans, garnering more boos in the process. Prince Vitamin picks Heat up once more. 

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*CHOP!*

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

X shoves CH into a turnbuckle with Cuban Wall cheering him on. Heat is starting to feel fatigued. X knees Heat in the stomach several times, and then starts hitting Heat with fast kicks all over his body, yelling, "COME ON!" at the same time! Knife-edged chop across the chest! Vitamin X whips Colombian Heat--NO!--Heat reverses. X hits the turnbuckle! Heat then unleashes a combination of chops and punches all over Vitamin X! 

COACH
WHAT!? NO! 

The crowd comes to life again. Colombian Heat then unleashes a flurry of martial arts kicks all over Vitamin X's body! Heat gets X stunned, and then finishes it off with a jumping back kick to X's jaw! X slumps all the way to the mat with his head resting on the bottom turnbuckle pad. 

COLE
Oh boy! It could be time! 

COACH
Oh no. 

Colombian Heat sees the crowd and smiles. He also sees Vitamin X lying in perfect position. So, Colombian Heat jogs on over to the opposite turnbuckle, does the low-rider hand gesture, and then charges forward. 

COLE
Here it comes! Ride 'em cowboy! 

COACH
Gay~! 

BRONCOBUSTER~!

COLE
Broncobuster! Broncobuster on Vitamin X! 

COACH
Awww! He's stealing Vitamin X's move! 

COLE
Let's not start that again! 

Colombian Heat gets off of X (ewwww), and then taunts him, before pulling him up by his jersey. Heat says something to him, and then whips him across the ropes--NO!--Heat holds on for a short armed clothesline! Short-armed clothesline! Another clothesline! Another clothesline! And yet, another clothesline! 

COLE
Colombian Heat is making the comeback! 

CH grabs Vitamin X just as he gets up. BONG HIT~! 

COLE
The Bong Hit! And Vitamin X...is...down! 

Colombian Heat exits the ring and climbs the turnbuckles. The crowd is getting hot. Vitamin X is slowly getting up. 

COLE
Look out, X! Heat is going to fly! 

COACH
Move! MOVE! MOOOVVEEEE!

Colombian Heat is hunched over on the top rope. He mutters something to Vitamin X. Vitamin X is on his right knee. He pushes himself up onto his feet, despite feeling dazed and confused. X's eyes are glazed over as he stumbles around the ring...


RIGHT INTO A MISSILE DROPKICK FROM COLOMBIAN HEAT!!!

COLE
Picture perfect missile dropkick from Heat! 

Colombian Heat sits up and looks at his right hand. 

"YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

COLE
Oh yeah! He's feeling it! He's fired up! He's ready! 

Colombian Heat seems mesmerized by his right hand. He starts shaking, and soon his head shakes like he's having a seizure. 

COACH
Oh no! Not the stupid, stinkin', Spin-A-Roonie! 

COLE
Hang on! It's coming! 

Heat continues shaking his head, causing the crowd to get even louder. Then he stops, stretches out his arms, and yells out, "WASSSSUUUUPPPPP!?" before doing the Spin-A-Roonie to a loud pop! 

COLE
Spin-A-Roonie! The Spin-A-Roonie! Colombian Heat with the Spin-A-Roonie! 

COACH
Come on! That's not even a wrestling move! 

COLE
Colombian Heat is not just a wrestler, but a showman too! 

COACH
Oh give me a break! And X is a showman by the way.

CH gets to his feet and raises his hands to acknowledge the fans. He then looks to the crowd...and puts his hands around his throat, and gasps for air. 

"YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

COLE
That's it! That's the signal! That's the signal for the Colombian Necktie!

COACH
Oh crap! Oh crap! Come on X! Come on! Look out, behind you! Behind you!

Colombian Heat stalks Vitamin X. The crowd is getting hotter. Cuban Wall stands on the outside worried for his partner and friend. Heat motions for X to "Get up, fool!" X is moving his arms and legs. 

COACH
Oh X! This won't be good! This won't be good! 

COLE
Not for X, that's for sure! 

Vitamin X sits up. He is sweating and sucking wind. The crowd is clapping their hands in unison. Heat is getting more anxious by the second. 

COLE
Vitamin X looks to be in big trouble right about now! 

COACH
AAAH! I CAN'T WATCH! 

COLE
Get ready, because here it comes! 

Vitamin X (slowly) gets to his left knee. He then pushes himself up so that he is bent over. 

COLOMBIAN HEAT
GET UP, BITCH~! 

The crowd is at the hottest it's been all match. X slowly stands up right. He is groggy, sweating, and sucking wind. Colombian Heat stands right behind him ready to strike. X turns around.

COACH
LOOK OUT, X! 

Colombian Heat kicks Vitamin X in the stomach, and then turns him around. He hooks their arms together, and then turns around himself, lifting Vitamin X high up in the air! The crowd cheers! 

COLE
Heat's got him up! Will he finish it? 

Colombian Heat yells at the crowd. He looks up at X's legs, then at Cuban Wall, and then at the camera, before dropping down, giving Vitamin X THE COLOMBIAN NECKTIE~!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

"YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

COLE
Colombian Necktie! Colombian Necktie! Heat's done it! He's got X right where he wants him! 

Heat covers Vitamin X hooking his left leg. Cuban Wall panic's on the outside. Referee Mickey Jay counts, with the crowd counting along.  

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COLOMBIAN HEAT GETS UP! 

COLE
What? What in the world? 

Princess Stacey has made her way to ringside, and she has made eye contact with her ex-boyfriend! 

COACH
Stacey has arrived! The Princess of The Lightning Crew is here! 

COLE
What the--? Colombian Heat could have won the match! But he got up! Why? I don't understand! 

COACH
It's because he still loves her, Cole! Heat hasn't completely gotten over Stacey yet, and this is proof, right before your very eyes! 

The Princess has a smirk on her face, and her hands on her hips. She laughs heartily at her ex, which only serves to annoy Heat. 

COLE
Heat, forget about her! Get back to Vitamin X! 

COACH
Do you think he'll listen to you? He's still in love with her! Her beauty has distracted him! 

COLE
He told her off earlier! How could he still have feelings for her? 

COACH
You've never been in love, have you? 

Colombian Heat stands in the ring, arguing with his ex-girlfriend. Nobody can actually hear what they are saying, but suffice to say, it ain't pretty, unlike the two people arguing. 

COLE
Vitamin X is starting to recover! Heat should forget about Stacey and go back to X! 

COACH
He will. In just a few more hours. 

Vitamin X is indeed starting to get up, sitting on the mat. The crowd tries to warn Heat of this, but Heat is too busy arguing. The ref can't do anything about it, since he's too busy trying to get Cuban Wall off the ring apron!

COLE
Now Cuban Wall is on the ring apron! This has degenerated into a wild situation here at ringside! 

Colombian Heat and Princess Stacey yell at each other some more, with Heat pointing a finger at her. 

COLOMBIAN HEAT
Reconize. Bitch. 

Colombian Heat turns his back...which gives Stacey the perfect opportunity to rush forward and nail Heat with a low-blow! 

COLE
Oh low-blow! Low-blow on Colombian Heat! 

COACH
Man, has Heat's nuts taken a beating tonight! 

Heat holds his buffalo shot (again). Princess Stacey just laughs at Heat's misery while the crowd boos. Heat turns back to Stacey, mouthing "Why?" Stacey continues laughing. And things are about to get worst for Heat as Vitamin X is back up and grabbing Heat from behind! X lifts Colombian Heat up onto his shoulders in a Torture Rack position. 

COLE
Oh my! Look at X! 

VX holds Heat up on his shoulders for a few seconds...before throwing him off his shoulders, giving him a neckbreaker on the way down! Reverse TKO! 

COLE
What a move! What a move from Vitamin X! 

COACH
That was incredible! You just saw the strength of Vitamin X!

Stacey jumps up and down, applauding X. The crowd winces in pain at what they just saw. Colombian Heat lies in the center of the ring, so Vitamin X gets up and smiles evilly. The crowd boos. Vitamin X exits the ring and climbs the top rope. 

COLE
He could be going for it! 

COACH
Leap Of Faith time! 

Cuban Wall has finally gotten off the ring apron. So Mickey Jay watches as X ascends the top turnbuckle. Stacey and Wall hold their breath as VX carefully positions himself on the top rope, before standing up straight, looking down at Heat, and then blowing at kiss to Stacey. 

COLE
Oh please. 

Vitamin X smiles evilly as he jumps off the top rope. 






LEAP OF FAITH~! 

COLE
The Leap Of Faith connects! Vitamin X hitting Colombian Heat with that elbow drop right into the heart! 

COACH
How appropriate. 

Vitamin X has a smirk on his face as he readjusts his right elbow pad and then makes the cover, hooking Heat's right leg. Referee Mickey Jay counts. Princess Stacey and Cuban Wall count along. The crowd boos. 

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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*DING DING DING* (6:45) 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

COLE
And he does it! Vitamin X has defeated Colombian Heat! 

COACH
Yippee!

Stacey jumps up and down some more while Cuban Wall pumps a fist in the air. "Bling-Bling" by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys starts playing. X still has a smirk on his face as Mickey Jay raises his hands in victory. 

BUFFER
Here is your winner...VITAMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

The crowd boos some more. Colombian Heat puts his hands over his head, crushed at his defeat. X gets up and does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle, and then raises his hands in the air again, smiling and laughing evilly. 

COACH
Vitamin X has done it! He has gotten revenge over Colombian Heat! 

COLE
But he needed help to do it! 

COACH
Still he has done it! Vitamin X is on a roll! 

COLE
Indeed, he is on a roll, Coach! While Colombian Heat's bad luck streak continues! 

COACH
And it will continue next week when Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick defeat Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly to retain the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles! WOO-HOO~! 

Vitamin X raises his hands once again. Princess Stacey and Cuban Wall come into the ring to congratulate him. Stacey hugs VX and then kisses him on the lips, while Wall high fives his friend. X laughs at Heat's misery as "Bling-Bling" continues playing over the P.A. system. 

COLE
Let's take a look at the highlights of this match. 

The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen. Cut to the replays starting with Vitamin X attacking Colombian Heat before the bell. 

COACH
X thought he could have an advantage attacking before the bell. Gotta give him some credit for thinking of that. Sadly, Heat defended himself and threw X out of the ring. But X was on him like me on a hooker Friday nights, attacking him with those legendary elbow drops and suplexes. Heat shockingly fought back and hit X with the Colombian Necktie, but before Heat could get the win, he STUPIDLY got up to chat with Princess Stacey. Then when he wasn't looking, Stacey gave him a low-blow, and that allowed PRINCE Vitamin the opportunity to do that cool looking move he did, and finish off with the Leap Of Faith, getting the win for himself AND Princess Stacey! 

COLE
For himself AND Princess Stacey? 

COACH
Yeah, now that chapter of their lives is done, and they can move on. 

COLE
They just got together last week. 

COACH
It was a short chapter. 

The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen. We return to live action with Cuban Wall kicking Colombian Heat in the stomach! 

COLE
Oh what a cheapshot! 

Cuban Wall, Vitamin X, and Princess Stacey leave the ring. X spits on Heat as they leave. Colombian Heat is still lying on the mat in pain. 

COLE
I don't think we've seen the last of this feud. Something tells me that Vitamin X and "Princess" Stacey aren't done messing with Heat, yet. 

COACH
They are. What makes you think they aren't? 

COLE
Because The Lightning Crew loves screwing with Colombian Heat. 

COACH
I know. But believe me. It's done. It's done. It's---OH MY GOD! LOOK! 

Princess Stacey lifts her skirt up, showing her black thong, to taunt Heat. Vitamin X points to Stacey's ass saying, "I tap that now!" Prince Vitamin puts his left arm around his Princess Stacey's shoulders, while Cuban Wall stands next to Stacey and sticks his tongue out. 

COACH
That was beautiful! 

COLE
The Lightning Crew is toying with Heat's emotions! They know he's at his lowest point, and they love it!

COACH
That thong, thong, thong, thong, thong! 

COLE
Coach! 

COACH
Sorry! 

Brains & Brawn and Princess Stacey walk up the entrance ramp, smiling evilly. The crowd continues booing loudly. Colombian Heat is starting to get up, crawling around the ring. 

COACH
How crappy must Colombian Heat be feeling? He lost his girlfriend to The Lightning Crew 2 weeks ago. THEN, his girlfriend decided she LIKED The Lightning Crew and stayed with them, turning on him last week. And NOW, Colombian Heat just got hit in the junk by his ex and got beaten by his arch-rival! God, does it SUCK to be Colombian Heat or what? 

COLE
Colombian Heat hasn't had the best of times in the OAOAST recently, that's for sure.

COACH
And it'll get worst next week. The pain WILL continue! 

COLE
It may or may not, Coach. Because next week, the #1 Contenders to the HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship, Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly, finally get their shot against the HI-YAH Tag Team Champions, Stephen Joseph Popick and "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican in a 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match! Who will come out on top of that match? 

COACH (subliminally)
PR/Popick.

COLE
Who will walk out next week with the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles? 

COACH (subliminally)
PR/Popick.

COLE
And will Colombian Heat be able to get his mind focused back on wrestling and not on Stacey?

COACH (subliminally)
No he won't. Go PR/Popick.

COLE
We'll find out next week, for what is sure to be an exciting match! We'll be back with more HeldDOWN~! right after this! 

COACH (subliminally)
PR/Popick. 

Colombian Heat is crawling to a turnbuckle. Heat uses the bottom rope to pull himself up. Heat is sweating, breathing hard, and absolutely crushed. The crowd watches on as the depressed Colombian Heat gets up while "Bling-Bling" by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys continues playing over the P.A. system.

[b]* COMMERCIAL BREAK *[/b]

 

The camera cuts to the lockerroom where Cuban Wall, Vitamin X, and Princess Stacey are celebrating. X has a towel around his neck and is holding a water bottle in his right hand. "Mean" Gene Okerland is standing by. 

"MEAN" GENE OKERLAND
Fans, "Mean" Gene Okerland here, and I am about to get a word with Vitamin X concerning his victory over Colombian Heat just a few moments ago. X, how do you feel about your victory over Colombian Heat? 

VITAMIN X
How do I feel? How do you think I feel, baldy? I feel great! I am on top of the world right now! I've got the greatest girl in the world by my side. I've got the greatest tag team partner a guy could ever have backing me up! AND, I've got that piece of lower class filth crying like a baby! Gene-O, I am in HEAVEN! 

"MEAN" GENE
Yes, X, you have things going your way right now. But tell me this, do you fear any reprecussions from Colombian Heat following what's happened in the past two weeks?

CUBAN WALL
What's with all the questions, old man? 

"MEAN" GENE
I'm an OAOAST interviewer. It's my job. 

Before Cuban Wall can do anything, Vitamin X tells him to back off, and brings the microphone to his lips. X puts his right arm around Princess Stacey's shoulders. 

VX
"Mean" Gene, I am not NOT afraid of Colombian Heat! There's only two things I'm afraid of in this world: death and the IRS. Heat is not one of those things! If Heat wants some, he's more then likely gonna get a response, because The X-Man won't back down from him nor will I back down from NOBODY! Everything I have said I will do, I have done. I said that Stacey Robertson would come to me. And she did! I said that I would beat Colombian Heat. And I did! Colombian Heat, and anybody else in the OAOAST for that matter, cannot stop me, no matter how hard they try! So, if anybody wants to step up to the plate, and take their Vitamin X, then be my guest, because I am NOT going to go anywhere for a long long time! Not as long as I've got Cuban Wall and Stacey Robertson with me! That's right, man, Brains & Brawn are BACK baby! And with Princess Stacey as our manager, nothing will stop us now! You wanna know why? Because--

BRAINS & BRAWN
WE ARE JUST THAT MUCH BETTER THAN YOU~!

VX
NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 

Vitamin X, Cuban Wall, and Princess Stacey go back to celebrating, laughing manically. 

"MEAN" GENE OKERLAND
Cole, Coach, back to you!

Edited January 12, 2007 by Ed Wood Caulfield