Anderson Cup: Team Canada vs Los Diablos de Fuego

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[i]Tom Sawyer[/i] hits, and Team Canada makes their way to the ring.

COLE
Anderson Cup action, on the way!  Let's go to Michael Buffer!

BUFFER
[i]The following contest is a first-round contest in the Anderson Cup tournament!  Making their way down the aisle, accompanied by their manager, Rick Heyross...at a total combined weight of 485 pounds..."AFTER HOURS" FELIX STRUTTER, and KEN PANTERA, TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i]

COACH
You know, this is an injustice, Cole!  How can Team Canada, the greatest tag team in the WORLD, be ranked #4 in this tournament?  They should be the #1 seed!

COLE
That's a question you'll have to ask the tournament committee, as Team Canada prepares for their opponents!

[i]It's Raining Men[/i] hits, and the Diablos make their way to the ring.

BUFFER
[i]Their opponents...hailing from Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, at a total combined weight of 340 pounds...LOS DIABLOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i]

COACH
That's OK, though, this one shouldn't take long!

Diablos jump into the ring, and the referee calls for the bell.

*DING DING DING*

Moracca starts the match off with Ken Pantera.  Pantera goes in for a tieup, but Moracca ducks under, and slaps Pantera on the back, then goes into his corner.

COLE
And this is what the Diablos need to do, they need to use their speed against Ken Pantera!

Pantera goes for another tieup, and gets the same result!  They circle the ring, and finally tie up, with Pantera immediately backing Moracca into a corner.  Pantera goes for a big forearm, but Moracca ducks out of the way, then starts biting Pantera right on his rear end!

COACH
Oh, that's disgusting!

Strutter comes in, but is cut off by Mariachi, who floors him with a flying forearm!  The Diablos take Pantera out of the ring with a double dropkick!  Mariachi then turns around, to find Strutter getting up on all fours.

COACH
Oh, no!

Mariachi hops on, and starts riding Strutter around the ring as the crowd goes crazy!  Strutter squirms free and goes for a clothesline, which Mariachi ducks, then Morocco catches him with a foot to the gut.  The Diablos whip Strutter into the ropes, and catch him coming back with a DOUBLE TILT-A-WHIRL FACE-FIRST SLAM~!  Strutter rolls out of the ring, as the Diablos dance provocatively around the ring.

COLE
And it's the Diablos in the driver's seat early, which is a surprise to me!

COACH
You're not kidding!

Team Canada catches their breath, then Strutter slides in, as Mariachi catches him with a drop toehold!  Mariachi then gets to his feet and runs to the ropes, catching Strutter with a spinning flying headscissors!  Cover...

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Kickout!

Mariachi sends Strutter into a corner, then charges, but Struttes avoids the charge, and Mariachi crashes into the corner!

COLE
And Felix Strutter able to dodge that blow!

Strutter slowly picks up Mariachi, and delivers a snap suplex!  Cover...

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Kickout!

COLE
And now Felix Strutter trying to slow the pace here, which is a smart tactic!

Strutter backs into the ropes, and goes for a rolling senton, but Mariachi moves out of the way!  Mariachi moves over to his corner, but Strutter hooks the leg, then reaches back and tags Pantera.  Pantera lifts Mariachi, delivering a PRESS SLAM~!  Pantera puts a foot on Mariachi's chest, and does a double bicep pose...

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Mariachi pushes the foot off.

COLE
Very arrogant cover there by Ken Pantera, and Mariachi able to escape!

Pantera backs Mariachi into a corner, and delivers a couple big forearm shots, then lifts him in a Canadian backbreaker!

COLE
And now a submission hold applied!

Pantera holds him for a few seconds, then tags Strutter back in.  Strutter goes to the top rope, and comes off with a chop for Mariachi!  Cover...

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Kickout!

Strutter picks up Mariachi, posing for the crowd and drawing boos, and delivers a DDT!  Cover...

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Shoulder up!

COLE
The Diablos still hanging in there!

Pantera tags in once again.  He scoops up Mariachi, and delivers a shoulder breaker!  Cover...

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Kickout!

Pantera grabs a rear waistlock, but Mariachi is able to jump up and hook his legs around Pantera's waist.  Mariachi then falls forward, pushes himself back up, and delivers a bulldog to Pantera!

COLE
Now's your chance to make a tag, Mariachi!

Pantera gets up and tries to drop an elbow,  but Mariachi rolls out of the way, and makes the tag to Moracca!

COLE
And a tag is made!

Moracca fires away with right hands on both men, then floors each with a dropkick!  Moracca picks up Strutter, and delivers a FAME-ASSER~!  Cover...

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NO!!!  Strutter gets a shoulder up!

Moracca picks up Strutter, and delivers the SLIPPERY WHEN WET~!!!

COLE
One of Morocca's patented moves!

Cover...

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NO!!!  Pantera makes the save!

Moracca rakes the face of Pantera, then Mariachi comes in with a clothesline, taking both himself and Pantera over the top to the floor!

COLE
Mariachi and Pantera out to the floor!

COACH
And Pantera's hurt out there!

Pantera reaches down for his knee in agony, as Morocca continues to hammer on Strutter in the ring.

COLE
And it's Pantera and Morocco the legal men!

The referee starts to count Pantera on the floor.

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Moracca floors Strutter with a clothesline!

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Moracca scoops up Strutter, who slips behind the back...

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...delivers a foot to the gut...

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...and drills Moracca with the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!111  Cover...

COLE
Strutter got it, but he's not the legal man!

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COLE
That's it!

*DING DING DING*

COACH
You've got to be kidding me.

Strutter slowly gets up, then slides out to check on his partner.

BUFFER
[i]The winners of the match as a result of a countout, advancing to the second round...LOS DIABLOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i]

COACH
I don't believe this!

COLE
The Diablos advance, but Pantera really hurt outside the ring!

Strutter waves to the back, and the EMT's emerge with a stretcher.

COACH
Boy...you may not like Team Canada, Cole, but you hate to see this happen!

COLE
Absolutely, Pantera appears to have suffered a knee injury, we hope to get more on that later, as the Diablos score a major upset, and advance to the second round to take on The Heavenly Rockers, and what a match that should be!  Let's go to...