HD: AC- Enterprise/Love Docs

[King Cucaracha 0]

"You break the laws
You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all
Come on come on, lovin' for the money
Come on come on, listen to the Money talk
Come on come on, lovin' for the money
Come on come on, listen to the Money talk
Money talks"

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a First Round Match in the 2007 Anderson Cup!

To the dual noises of AC/DC's "Money Talks" and Charleston, West Virginia's "BOO! Go home scum, we hate you!", Christian Wright and Theodore Moneymaker emerge for some Anderson Cup action. Moneymaker in his white smoking jacket and Wright with his red polyester number look every bit the dapper socialites, accompanied of course by Mackenzie DeCenzo who applauds the duo.

BUFFER
Coming down the aisle, accompanied to the ring by The Enterprise's Chief Financial Officer, MACKENZIE DECENZO! At a total combined weight of four hundred and sixty two pounds. Representing The Enterprise... the number three seeds in the Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference... "THE NATURAL" CHRISTIAN WRIGHT and "THE BILLION DOLLAR HEIR", THEODORE MMMOOOONNEYMAKER!!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Handing his briefcase and jacket to Mackenzie, Wright rolls into the ring and already reads referee Charles Robinson the riot act. Moneymaker pulls away his entrance garb meanwhile and enters. No laugh, no "money fingers", just a look of determination.

VENTURA
There you are Schiavone, the rightful World Tag Team Champions of the World!

SCHIAVONE
I think there'd be a few people who'd disagree with that. Like Chicks Over Dicks. And The Sooner Bruisers. But regardless of that, HeldDOWN~! continues and so does the 2007 Anderson Cup. The number three seeds, Moneymaker and Wright, set to take on The Love Doctors with the lure of a spot in the Conference Semi Finals and a match against America's Team for the winners.

VENTURA
You know, these guys shouldn't even be in this position. First off, they should be the Tag Team Champions right now and would be, if not for that debacle in the Tag Team Turmoil. And secondly, failing that, Moneymaker and Wright would have been the number two seeds, if not for a stupid decision.

SCHIAVONE
Jesse, they're number three seeds on merit. They tried to buy America's Team off and take their seeding...

VENTURA
And those apple-pie eating collegiates turned them down. Which was a stupid decision!


[COLOR=red]*WHIIIR!*
*WHIIIR!*[/COLOR]

"Doctor, doctor, give me the news
I've got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I've got a bad case of lovin' you"

"Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)" by Robert Palmer set off the sirens in the arena, not to mention playing out The Doctors Of Doctornomics! Clad in their white lab coats and with the stethoscope and clipboard at hand in case of a medical emergency, The Love Doctors make good on the other half of their name as they loving remove the coats and let the ladies in attendance view a full body scan!

BUFFER
And introducing their opponents! At a total combined weight of four hundred, thirty six pounds! Both hailing from Chicago, Illinois... the number six seeds in the Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference... DR. STEVEN PIGLEY and DR. MAX ANDERSON... THE LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOVVEEEE DDOOOOOCCTTOOOORRRRRSSSSSSS!!

"YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

The Docs make their way to the ring, slapping hands like any good wrestler who cares about their fans should. Watching on from the ring, Moneymaker is clearly unimpressed as he sneers at the crowd pleasing tactics.

SCHIAVONE
It's The Anderson Cup and I'm sure Dr. Anderson would love more than most to have that accolade on his CV. One of the few Andersons in wrestling not to be an illegitimate member of the Anderson family, but a proud Anderson nonetheless.

VENTURA
I can't begin to tell you how little that means.

In slide The Docs and the fans go wild, Moneymaker and Wright giving their opponents plenty of room to pose as they exit the ring for a quick business meeting with Mackenzie on the floor. After coming up with their business plan The Enterprise trio adjurn, with Christian apparantly the man to start as he rubs his hands at the prospect of action.

SCHIAVONE
Well, what does mean something is The Love Doctors' ability. Just about a year, their reign as HI-YAH Tag Team Champions lasted and now their sights are set on the OAOAST's tag straps.

VENTURA
Listen, I'm not gonna take anything away from these guys. They've got a lot going for them. But 'Money Talks' and if these guys are Doctors, chances are they ain't got much of it left!


*DINGDINGDING!*

Bell sounds and Christian Wright lurks on the apron, biding his time as The Docs finally get themselves together. It'll be Dr. Pigley attending, or beginning the match to strip it of all puns, moved back by referee Robinson as Wright insists on some space before he will enter. Of course, that's all part of the plan, Wright waiting on Pigley to impatiently brush Robinson aside and catching him with a thumb to the eyes behind the referee's back!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

SCHIAVONE
No prizes for guessing why you're big fans of The Enterprise.

VENTURA
Hey, I'm a sucker for the classics, what can I say?

Wright goes to work with forearms across the shoulder blades, beating Pigley down as the referee is none the wiser to the shortcut. Pulling Pigley upright, Wright then shoots him into the ropes with an irish whip and cuts him down with a back elbow which lead to a quick pin attempt...


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...which doesn't get him too far, Pigley out at one. 

Wright keeps hold of The Doc though and drags him to the corner, making the tag to Moneymaker before pinning Pigley's arms behind his back. That leaves him helpless as Teddy steps in, driving a bodyshot into Dr. Pigley's unprotected stomach. A couple more bodyshots then find the mark, followed up with an overhand across the back that sends Steven slumping to his knees.

VENTURA
I tell ya what, one thing Tag Turmoil has done is fired up Teddy and Christian by the looks of things. They've come out of the traps quickly tonight, that's for sure.

With Pigley knelt before him like a common peasant, The Billion Dollar Heir rears back and boots him hard in the chest to drop him the rest of the way to the canvas. Almost too easy for Teddy, placing one shiny green boot on Pigley's chest for the cover...


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...and again, Pigley is out at one.

SCHIAVONE
That type of pin simply isn't going to get it done.

VENTURA
Just a little showmanship, nothing wrong with that Schiavone.

Another quick tag is made by The Enterprise duo, Moneymaker bringing Pigley back to his feet while his partner joins him. An irish whip from Theodore sets up the fist to the gut, doubling Dr. Pigley over as Wright comes off the other side with a Million $ Kneelift! A wry smile creeps over Theodore's face as he congratulates CW on the choice of move. Not wise in mid-match though, as Dr. Pigley has tumbled back towards his corner, allowing Dr. Anderson to tag himself in!

"YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

MONEYMAKER
THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY BABY! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MO...

Making the most of the opportunity while it's with him, Dr. Anderson storms in like an early HOUSE OF FIRE! Or, should that be Hospital Of Fire? Whatever. Point is he's hot and he's legal and that's always a good combination. Anderson runs in and knocks down Moneymaker with a forearm, before turning in Wright direction and landing a dropkick!

SCHIAVONE
Well that was dumb. That was showmanship that came back to bite The Enterprise and the early work is undone already!

Out of the ring rolls Teddy, leaving his partner to Anderson who puts all his leverage behind an irish whip. Back comes Wright and he goes up towards the lights with a HIGH BAAAACK bodydrop, Dr. Anderson firing up the crowd as CW rolls to his knees and looks for a timeout. Not happening though, as Anderson pulls Wright to his feet and turns him towards the corner he retreated to...


"ONE!"

"TWO!"

"THREE!"

"FOUR!"

"FIVE!"

"SIX!"

"SEVEN!"

"EIGHT!"

"NINE!"


...wait for it...


"TEN!"

Eyes rolling, Wright collapses back against the turnbuckles as Anderson grabs the arm, giving a quick shoulder to the gut in executing an irish whip corner to corner. CW hits the buckles hard and comes stumbling out as Dr. Anderson comes back off the ropes, a spinning back elbow knocking Wright off his feet once again. Before he can get up this time, he's pinned down by the adrenaline fueled Anderson...


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Quick kickout!

Dr. Anderson helps Wright on the way up to his feet, rocking him with a forearm, a second and a final third. With a quick 360 Anderson then whips a Kobashi Backfist at The Natural...



...narrowly avoided by CW as he ducks low and tackles Anderson down with a double-leg takedown. Crossing over the legs, Wright then turns Dr. Anderson over before he has a chance to realise what's happening, into the Texas Cloverleaf!

SCHIAVONE
The Wallstreet Cloverleaf applied! What a sudden turning of the tide by Christian Wright!

VENTURA
That's the mark of a great wrestler right there. Even when he was in trouble, Wright was thinking and he saw an opening and exploited it. Not just that, he's got Anderson in a position where he could submit right here!

Walking back with the hold, Wright increases the angle of Anderson's body to put him in even more discomfort. Anderson claws at the canvas and tries to crawl towards the ropes. First he manages to get his body a little flatter to the canvas which at least alieviates some of the pressure. Next is the crawl to the ropes. Wright tries to stand his ground, but the Doctor determinedly carries on crawling... AND REACHES THE ROPES!

"YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

He may have escaped the submission but the effects mean Dr. Anderson is still at The Enterprise's mercy. The ropes Anderson reach happened to be closest to The Enterprise corner, allowing Wright to instantly tag out to Theodore Moneymaker. Moneymaker puts the boots to Anderson as soon as he enters the ring, only stopping to warn referee Robinson to 'back off' as he tries to reprimand The Billion Dollar Heir.

"TED - DY SUCKS!"
"TED - DY SUCKS!"
"TED - DY SUCKS!"
"TED - DY SUCKS!"

VENTURA
Listen to these people, no class what-so-ever.

Pulling Anderson to his feet, Moneymaker lands the bodyshots from earlier, this time to the other Doctor. A series of three leave Max slumped against the ropes, a knee to the gut added in for good measure. Moneymaker then measures Anderson up...


*SLAP!*

"WHOOOOOOOO!"

...lashing him with a knifedge chop against the ropes!


*SLAP!*

"WHOOOOOOOO!"

...and again! Irish whip follows from Teddy, dropping down to one knee as Dr. Anderson bounces back and catching him in the gut with an elbow. With Anderson doubled over, Moneymaker then performs a fancy spin, giving himself room to land the [i]Billion[/i] $ Kneelift!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

After 'treating' the fans to the "money fingers" pose, Moneymaker finally follows up, hooking the leg for the cover...


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No!

Moneymaker quickly latches on a rear chinlock to keep Dr. Anderson under control.

SCHIAVONE
And now The Enterprise trying to cut the ring in half on Dr. Anderson, as they tried and failed to do with Dr. Pigley.

VENTURA
Trying? Schiavone, they're not trying, they're succeeding. Look what half of the ring Anderson is in, look how far he is from the tag, Teddy has everything going his way now.

On the outside Mackenzie watches on with her head nodding in approval, the trusty briefcase still clutched tightly to her chest. As Anderson is by Moneymaker, beginning to show signs of fight just as Teddy releases him and drops his knee right down the centre of the spine! And a second knee, before re-applying the chinlock, this time with a knee in the back for extra leverage.

"LOVE DOC -  TORS!"
"LOVE DOC -  TORS!"
"LOVE DOC -  TORS!"
"LOVE DOC -  TORS!"

Sensing the crowd behind him, Anderson fights the effects of the hold and starts to pump his fists to try and get some adrenaline flowing. Moneymaker doesn't wait around for the fightback though and drills the knee into the back again, leaving Dr. Anderson behind as he quickly scampers to his corner and lets Christian Wright tag in. Before Max can get off his BUTT, Wright drops behind him with the point of the elbow down across the back of the head. A second time the elbow gets dropped before Wright brings Anderson back up to his feet. Slowly. No need to rush at the moment, CW able to measure the Doctor before landing a European Uppercut that packs enough force to fell Dr. Anderson again!

VENTURA
Great execution right there. It's amazing, the transformation Christian has made since he joined up with The Enterprise. He's always had the talent, but last year he rarely lived up to his billing until he had Theodore Moneymaker's backing. Financial and personal backing.

Wright waits on Anderson now, guiding him to his feet...


*SLAP!*

"WHOOOOOOOO!"

...and landing a knifedge chop on the Doctor!


*SLAP!*

"WHOOOOOOOO!"


...to which Dr. Anderson responds in kind!


*SLAP!*

"WHOOOOOOOO!"

...chop by Christian!


*SLAP!*

"WHOOOOOOOO!"

...chop by Anderson!


*SLAP!*

"WHOOOOOOOO!"

...and another by Anderson, the good Doctor taking over as he flails away with right hands! A succession of them, rocking The Natural, until finally Christian cuts him off with a knee delivered to the gut! Dr. Anderson falls backwards into The Enterprise's corner and Wright tags Moneymaker back in, The Billion Dollar Heir taking over with the knee placed in the throat of the Doc!

"ONE!"
"TWO!"
"THREE!"
"FO..."

Moneymaker breaks the choke and drags Dr. Anderson out of the corner to his feet. Gutwrench, and a suplex, planting Dr. Anderson centre ring. Teddy follows up with the cover, keeping an eye out for Dr. Pigley...


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Kickout!

Complaining about the count, Moneymaker takes his eye off of Dr. Anderson momentarily and almost allows him to crawl over and make the tag. Almost, but not quite. A kneedrop to the back of the head cuts Anderson short, Moneymaker pulling The Doctor Of Love back to his feet and levelling him with a Short Arm Clothesline!

MONEYMAKER
MUWAHAHAHAHA!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

SCHIAVONE
Theodore Moneymaker liking how this is going at the moment and clearly entitled to.

VENTURA
No doubt. He's got to keep his focus though, he won't be laughing so hard if he lets Anderson back into the match.

Tag is made on The Enterprise side, Wright stepping in for his team now. Wright saunters over to Dr. Anderson and lands a boot to the side of the head. Another boot connects before Wright helps Anderson back to his feet. With a front facelock applied, CW takes Anderson up and over with a vertical suplex. With Dr. Anderson where he wants him, up to the middle rope goes Wright now, lining Max up for an elbow from the second floor...




...MISSES!!

"YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

Christian splatters back-first into the canvas, causing Mackenzie to release the briefcase for the first time, her arms instinctively thrown up towards her head. Moneymaker curses the bad luck for a moment, before his attention turns to calling CW over to tag him back in.

"LOVE DOC -  TORS!"
"LOVE DOC -  TORS!"
"LOVE DOC -  TORS!"
"LOVE DOC -  TORS!"

The crowd drown Teddy out though as they encourage Dr. Anderson on. Anderson is weary but with Wright crawling up behind him, reaching out for an ankle or a foot to cling onto, the Doctor knows he has to make a sudden move and tucks and rolls to his corner...



...AND MAKES THE TAG TO DR. PIGLEY!!!

"YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

SCHIAVONE
One mistake and now, The Enterprise have allowed the fresh man in! Dr. Pigley, off call and into action!

Rushing into the ring, Dr. Pigley deals with the threat of Theodore Moneymaker first as he runs the length of the ring and dropkicks him off the apron! Mackenzie rushes over to check on The Billion Dollar Heir, while Dr. Pigley keeps the foot on the accelerator. Weaving past Wright, the good Doctor springboards up to the middle rope and twists in mid-air, wiping CW out with a crossbody...


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2...





No!

Right back up is Dr. Pigley, waiting on Wright with a kick to the gut. A roundhouse catches Wright in the shoulder and he goes down to a knee, giving Dr. Pigley time to hit the ropes once more. No springboard this time, Pigley simply charging back at The Financial Analyst and knocking him down with a Spin Wheel Kick!

PIGLEY
PAGING DR. ANDERSON!!

"YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!"

SCHIAVONE
Just when The Enterprise must have thought 2007 couldn't have started any worse, they're on the verge of being knocked off right here!

VENTURA
And what an upset that would be!

With Dr. Anderson paged, Pigley waits on The Natural to get back up. A back kick to the gut sets CW up, Dr. Pigley checking on his colleague's position before jarring Christian with an inverted atomic drop. Across the knee Wright stays as Dr. Anderson then rushes into view and NAILS him with a dropkick, completing the Lovematic Grampa and putting Christian in danger as Dr. Pigley floats through with a jacknife pin...


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NO!

The Doctors Of Doctornomics get a second opinion from one another on what to do next. What results is Dr. Anderson spotting Moneymaker uneasily climbing back to his feet on the outside, grabbing the top rope and shooting himself out WITH A PESCADO!!

"YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

Meanwhile, that leaves the legal men in the match in the ring. Dr. Pigley looks to whip Wright into the corner but there's a reversal, sending the Doctor to crash into the turnbuckles instead. With a head of steam The Natural then follows in looking for an avalanche... but there's NOBODY home and Wright takes the turnbuckles hard, chest first! As he staggers out of the corner, Wright falls back into Pigley, who muscles him up and over with a back suplex. Out goes Dr. Pigley now, scaling up to the top rope as Christian re-collects himself and climbs back to his feet, unaware of where his opponent has disappeared to. Until, that is, his opponent comes plummeting out of the air with a front flip...


...and MISSES the target! Dr. Pigley just about catches himself before the landing does too much damage, but the worst is yet to come it seems, as Wright swings for him with a clothesline. The Doctor sees it coming though and catches the arm on his way underneath! An arm wringer keeps CW in check. And it then becomes useful for pulling The Natural in, a trip of the leg causing Wright to FLATLINE!!

SCHIAVONE
Flatliner! Wright face-first into the canvas and nobody to make the save!

Rolling Wright onto his back, Dr. Pigley hooks the leg...


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KICKOUT!

Before Wright can get back up, Pigley leaps to the other side of his body and backflips onto him with a Standing Moonsault!! Another hook of the leg...


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KICKOUT!

VENTURA
Christian's gotta mount some offence here.

SCHIAVONE
That's easier said than done right now, because Dr. Pigley is riding the gurney of momentum right now!

With Wright on the rack, Pigley hits the ropes looking for one big shot to put him down. Unfortunately for him, that's just when Mackenzie DeCenzo springs into action, tripping Pigley's leg out from underneath him just as he bounces off the ropes!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

VENTURA
I think the gurney just came off the rails.

Dr. Pigley just about keeps his footing, wheeling around and pointing the finger at Mackie. Because he's a gentleman and a Doctor Of Love he does no more though, turning back to the action and finally getting his head of steam towards Christian. Who, by now, has recovered enough to scoop Pigley under the armpits and PLANT him with a Rydeen Bomb!

VENTURA
Wright Off!

SCHIAVONE
You can give the assist to Mackenzie DeCenzo if this does it...


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NO!

"YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

SCHIAVONE
...and thankfully, it doesn't.

VENTURA
What do you mean thankfully? You're supposed to be un-bias out here, no wonder we got bumped out of the D*LUX match last week!

SCHIAVONE
The Anderson Cup is one of the OAOAST's finest traditions. Excuse me for wanting the team that progresses on and eventually wins the tournament to do so without resorting to cheap tactics like valets running interference for them.

On the outside, Moneymaker and Dr. Anderson continue to battle it out, continuing to leave Christian and Dr. Pigley in the ring. Christian has Pigley in hand now though and clubs him over the back a couple of times with some overhand forearms. Another European Uppercut then lands, rolling Pigley inside out. Making it easier for Wright to roll him back up to his feet, sending Pigley across the ring with an irish whip. Wright ducks low and hoists Pigley up on his return, looking to back up for a Stun Gun...




...COUNTERED WITH A DDT!!

"YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

Both Christian and Steven are down, attention turning now to the outside where Moneymaker has the advantage on Dr. Anderson. A couple of right hands rock the Doc. But Anderson fires back, landing a right. Another right. And ano... DUCKED, and Monyemaker LOCKS HIM IN THE BANK VAULT!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

VENTURA
He's got him Tony!

SCHIAVONE
But it's on the outside, so it won't win him the ma...




*CLUNK!*

"YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

A sudden burst from Dr. Anderson allows him to escape the Bank Vault however, as he ducks out of the way just in time to send Moneymaker shoulder-first into the ringpost!! Moneymaker collapses to the ringside pads and Dr. Anderson quickly scrambles away, back into the ring.

SCHIAVONE
...I think Theodore is OUT! Christian Wright is all alone with both Love Doctors now!

VENTURA
This isn't right, the referee needs to get Anderson out of the ring!

But Charles Robinson doesn't, although he does tell Max he shouldn't be in. To hell with that though, this is the Anderson Cup, serious frikkin' business! And The Love Doctors can smell victory as Dr. Anderson picks Wright up into his arms with a bearhug, positioning himself with his back to the turnbuckles as Dr. Pigley heads up top!

SCHIAVONE
Christian is about to take a ride on the Gurney To The Centre Of The Earth!

Pigley stops on the middle buckle to fire up the crowd. But that could prove a costly mistake, as Mackenzie DeCenzo sees that these are desperate times, calling for desperate measures, scrambling up onto the ring apron to take issue with referee Charles Robinson.

SCHIAVONE
Mackenzie DeCenzo interfering again, I'm begging referee Robinson to throw her out of here!

Just incase the distraction doesn't prove enough, Mackie starts to violently shake the top rope in her protest, making life decidedly unsteady for Dr. Pigley and preventing him from making the final jump. In the meantime, Anderson's bearhug is broken as Wright lands a series of elbows down across the back of the neck. Wrapping his arms around the waist, The Natural then powers backwards and tackles Dr. Anderson into the corner, CROTCHING DR. PIGLEY IN THE PROCESS!!

"OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

VENTURA
I hope they know someone who specialises in gynocology. Although, on appearances, I'm sure they do. Very well.

By the hair, Wright disposes of Dr. Anderson, leaving just Pigley behind. Grabbing the head, Wright quickly pulls him down until just the ankles are draped over the top ring rope. With the arm over the head too, The Natural has Dr. Pigley all set up. And with a sudden twist of the upper body, he brings the Doctor down, the head compressing into the canvas from the elevated neckbreaker!!

"OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

SCHIAVONE
He calls that The Conversion Rate!


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3!!!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

*DINGDINGDING!*

VENTURA
And that's gonna do it! Teddy and Christian advance on to the Conference Semi Finals!

BUFFER
Your winners of the match, advancing on in the 2007 Anderson Cup... CHRISTIAN WRIGHT and THEODORE MONEYMAKER!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Relieved to have come away with the victory, Christian rolls out of the ring and retrieves his briefcase. Mackenzie meanwhile helps the still shaken Moneymaker to his feet and The Enterprise look to make a quick getaway with the victory in the bag.

SCHIAVONE
Well, The Enterprise more than a little assistance from Mackenzie DeCenzo pull out the victory. It didn't look like they would for a lot of the match, The Love Doctors impressive here in Charleston, but I guess Money Talked here tonight.

VENTURA
That it did. And Moneymaker and Wright move on, to take on America's Team in the next round. Number two seeds against the would-be number two seeds, that should really be something in a couple of weeks time.

SCHIAVONE
For now though, more HeldDOWN~!, right after this!