Tony149 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2007 Yeah, uh! Get up, now! Ow! Knock out this! Super highways, coast to coast, easy to get anywhere On the transcontinental overload, just slide behind the wheel How does it feel As the late James Brown's "Living in America" blares in the background, the ALL-AMERICAN BOYS march to the ring waving Old Glory. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following exhibition match, one fall, 10 minute time limit. Introducing first...from the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave...the All-American Boys! The masked patriots salute the flag and everyone at home. COLE Interesting match-up on the way. An exhibition bout signed at the request of Officer Bosley and EMT Tim, Rescue 911, the #8 seed in the MWC Conference. Rarely do you see exhibition bouts in today's world of wrestling, but Rescue 911 felt it was important to get in a traditional tag match in preperation for their big Anderson Cup showdown next week against the top seeded Sooner Bruisers after spending much of their time competing in multi-man and other non-conventional tag matches in recent weeks. COACH Hate to say it, but it's a smart idea. They might as well get rid of any rust they may have now as opposed to next week, arguably the biggest night in their careers. For some teams the Anderson Cup will be the closest they ever get to a title shot. I do wonder how the All-American Boys feel about Rescue 911 using them as a warm up act. I know I'd be pissed if my friends thought of me as nothing more than a stepping stone to bigger and better things. COLE Don't start. I'm sure the All-American Boys are happy to lend a helping hand to their good friends. COACH When did they become friends? COLE Well, they both believe in truth, justice and the American way. COACH So do I, but that doesn't mean I'm friends with either the All-American Boys and Rescue 911. Besides, Canada is where it's at right now, you know. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The audience boos on cue, as if the commentary is being piped in the arena or at the encouragement of stage hands ala the old WCW Disney-MGM tapings; but it's for the unexpected appearance of the SOONER BRUISERS who ambush the All-American Boys! COLE What business do they have here?! These are the men scheduled to face Rescue 911 next week in the Anderson Cup and Chicks Over Dicks at Anglepalooza for the OAOAST World tag team championship, and they're wrecking havoc in the ring! Somebody stop them, damnit! COACH Big Frank and Uber living up to their promise to batter and bruise any and everyone on their way to Anglepalooza. I hope you're watching COD because this is what you have to deal with at AP. Good thing Krista has her own line of beauty products, she and Alix are gonna need everything in the warehouse to cover up their black and blue faces. A pair of big time Soonerlines knock the All-American Boys into next year. The Psycho Gremlin lifts AAB #2 overhead in a body vice as big brother scales the turnbuckles and drops the elbow! But that's not all. Included in this bruising is a top rope ELECTRIC CHAIR BULLDOG with Uber flying off to deliver the takedown on AAB #3! Urgent, urgent, emergency Urgent, urgent, emergency Urgent, urgent, emergency Urgent, urgent, emergency Rescue 911 arrive at the crime scene and unleash their own brand of justice, but the Bruisers don't back down one bit. All 4 men mixing it up one week before their Anderson Cup playoff. COLE We're not even in Tusla and it's still breaking down. We need help out here. Now! Scrawny officials and past their prime wrestlers-turned road agents are unable to stop the mayhem. The situation becomes so uncontrollable the boss himself, ANGLESAULT, is forced to step in and clear things up. He grabs the mic. ANGLESAULT Hey! The violence continues. ANGLESAULT Knock it off, damnit! Again his words fall on deaf ears. ANGLESAULT I said knock it off or be prepared to search for new jobs tomorrow morning! The action stops. COACH Some power. COLE That's the boss talking. ANGLESAULT Now, it looks to me you 4 can't wait until next week to fight. So I tell you what I'm going to do. First of all, Frank, Uber...you gentlemen will be fined for your actions tonight. I'll have the exact amount sometime after the telecast. Secondly, seeing that you've taken out Rescue 911's previously scheduled opponent, I'm left without a match and time to fill. I can either give them the night off or we can have your Anderson Cup match tonight. "YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!" ANGLESAULT I mean, it's not like that'll costing the company a buyrate. Free TV is free TV. So I'm with them. Your match is tonight! In fact, it starts right now! So ring the bell. * DINGDINGDING * COLE History being made live on TSM. For the first time ever 3 Anderson Cup matches in one night. Incredible! The All-American Boys are helped backstage as Uber and EMT Tim prepare to lockup. Shockingly, and I say that dripping sarcasm, Tim is overpowered and shoved to the canvas. That doesn't stop him from charging forward only to run into the brick house that is the Psycho Gremlin. Officer Bosley cheers his partner on from the apron, rallying the crowd behind Tim. In a complete act of disrespect Uber gives Tim the opportunity to place him in a headlock, which Tim accepts and is immediately shot off into the ropes. Uber braces himself as Tim shoots back on the rebound, but rather than try to run through the Gremlin again or risk being powerslammed on a leapfrog the EMT slides between Uber's legs and staggers him with a dropkick! Made in the USA right hands rattle the Psycho Gremlin to the point of nearly knocking the big man off his feet. The whip proceeds the tag and EMT Tim slingshots Officer Bosley in for the shoulderblock! COACH That got Uber off his feet. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Bosley rams Uber into the turnbuckle...but it has no effect! The Psycho Gremlin just stares and smiles, then wallops law enforcement's finest with a Soonerline! COLE Such force behind those Soonerlines. I've been told it feels like popping a ballon with a push pin. Your ears pop! Big Frank is tagged in, and he suplexes Officer Bosley overhead to the Bruisers side of the ring. The Man of Tomorrow gives his 25" anaconda some love before dropping the elbow across the sternum. ONE... TWO... Nonchalant with his cover Frank is rolled onto his side in a crucifix! ONE... TWO... TH-- KICKOUT! The Superfreak rushes to his feet...and right into a standing dropkick! Proving he's smarter than your average cop, Bosley turns the match over to Tim. The EMT catches Big Frank on the way up with a running enziguri, but rather than go for the pin he heads to the top. MISSLE DROPKICK! ONE... TWO... Kickout with authority! Tim grabs Frank for an Irish whip, but the Man of Tomorrow pulls him in and delivers a belly-to-belly suplex! ONE... TWO... But only two. Still reeling from the enziguri, Frank rolls to his corner and tags out. Meanwhile, Tim seeks shelter in a netural corner, but Uber is soon there to repeatedly drive the shoulder into the midsection. He fires Tim to the far corner and follows in, only to smack his arm across the steel hook that connects the turnbuckle to the ringpost! Tim wrings the arm and drags Uber over to Bosley. Rapid-fire tags lead to a series of axe handles smashes onto the outstretched arm of the Psycho Gremlin, concluding with an armdrag takedown by Officer Bosley. Rescue 911 again with the quick tag. EMT Tim diving over the top and onto the arm of Uber with a big splash. Uber is mounted from behind as Tim places him in an armbar, grimacing in pain as Tim applies the pressure. COACH Must be something in the water, Mikey. This is the second time tonight I've agreed with a decision made by Rescue 911. They're targeting the arm of Uber. Take away the arm and you take away one of the Bruisers strongest weapons, the Soonerline. Tim goes from the offensive to the defensive in a matter of seconds as Uber powers up with him on his shoulders. Right hands to the head have little effect as Uber casually walks over to his corner and leans forward, allowing Frank to land a massive forearm shot on Tim! COLE Big Frank may have just broken the nose of EMT Tim with that shot. Right in the face. Frank knocks Bosley off the apron, causing the officer to lose his composure. He's restrained by the referee as Uber taunts him to his face. Meanwhile, Big Frank tosses Tim outside and just about bashes his brains in with a brutal CHAIRSHOT! COACH Busted! COLE And he is gushing blood, and I mean gushing. COACH The good news is, being an EMT Tim can patch himself up. Tim's thrown back in and covered by Uber. Officer Bosley doesn't even bother to breakup the pin as he's unaware of what happened, having spent the last few minutes dealing with the referee and Uber. ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO!! "YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Bosley watches in horror as he finally spots Tim wearing a crimson mask. Frank drapes the EMT upward on his right shoulder and rams him into the corner turnbuckles, and keeps him seated on top as he climbs to the second rope and hits a SUPER OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! BUFFER 5 minutes gone by. 5 minutes. COLE Halfway to the time limit, and I think the Sooner Bruisers are starting to become frustrated with their inability to put EMT Tim away. COACH They're having too much fun kicking Tim's ass to finish him now. ONE... TWO... This time Bosley makes the save, stomping Frank in the back of the head. Charles Robinson warns Bosley about coming in illegally, which Frank gets in on after tossing Tim outside again. Uber stalks Tim on the floor before scooping him up for a bodyslam, but Tim slips out and shoves the Psycho Gremlin shoulder-first into the ringpost! Frank turns around thinking enough time has passed for Uber to do his business and toss Tim back in. Imagine his surprise when he sees EMT Tim springboard off the top and clotheslines him. Tim's momentum takes him to his corner...and the tag! "YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Roundhouse kick grazes the chin of Big Frank, but enough to knock him off balance. Scoop and a slam, and a dropkick to follow. A normal man would stay down or catch a breather outside, but Frank isn't a normal man. He's the Man of Tomorrow and he has too much pride. KUNG FU FIGHTING~! Bosley in control. Irish whip, and Big Frank begins SERVING HARD TIME! ONE... TWO... THREE-- KICKOUT!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!" Outside, Uber yanks Tim off the apron and slams him into the steel ring steps. He hurries in as Officer Bosley takes Frank up for his finisher, but the Superfreak floats over and grabs him in a full nelson as Uber comes off the far side with a Soonerline! ASSISTED FULL NELSON SUPLEX! ONE... TWO... THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners, advancing onto the second round of the Anderson Cup, the SOONER...BRUUUUUUUUUUUUISERS! COLE Rescue 911 have nothing to be ashamed about. A helluva effort on their part. COACH Unlike the last time these two teams met, Rescue 911 actually put up a fight. I'll give them that. But what a second round match-up we'll have in the MWC Conference -- the Sooner Bruisers vs. Black T. COLE Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura will have that for you in a couple of weeks, fans. Right now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
