alfdogg 0 Report post Posted January 23, 2007 COLE And now it's time, Coach! 30 men will compete for the ultimate prize, a shot at the OAOAST World Heavyweight championship at the biggest event in the business, AngleMania VI! Let's go to the ring! *DING DING DING* (All slow and dramatic like) BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, it is now time for the MMMMMMMMMMMAIIIIIIIIIIN EVENT! It is the annual Lethal Rumble match, 2007![/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Here to explain the rules of this matchup, the one and only Fink, HOWARD FINKEL![/i] *crowd cheers* FINKEL [i]Good evening, Providence![/i] *crowd cheers* FINKEL [i]Earlier today, those participating in the Lethal Rumble match drew numbers from 1-30 at random. In just a few moments, those men who drew numbers 1 and 2 will enter the ring, and the match will begin. Every two minutes thereafter, another participant enters the match, according to the number he pulled. Remember, in the Lethal Rumble, it is every man for himself! Elimination occurs when a participant is thrown out over the top rope, and BOTH FEET must touch the floor. The one man remaining in the ring after all 30 participants have entered, will be declared the winner, and will receive an OAOAST championship match at ANGLEMANIA VI![/i] *Fink hands the mic back to Buffer.* BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen...there you have it. ARE YOU READY?[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Providence, Rhode Island, ARE YOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY???[/i] *crowd cheers louder* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here tonight, and the millions and millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEE!!!!![/i] The crowd is silent, as Buffer and Fink step out of the ring. COLE Who's #1? Here we go! COACH I can't take this excitement anymor... [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and the crowd gives a shocked reaction, then starts to boo. COACH No way! COLE Alf was very upset earlier, and now we see he had every right to be! Alfdogg, clearly upset, walks through the curtains and slowly to the ring. BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, here is the #1 participant in the Lethal Rumble match! Weighing 240 pounds, he is a former Heavyweight champion of the WORLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COLE So if Alf wants to repeat as Rumble champion, he'll have to go the duration of the match, Coach! COACH This is unbelievable, Cole! Alf snatches his arm from a fan's grasp, then climbs into the ring. He steps in and walks over to his corner, then leans back in it as the music stops. [i]Quiet[/i] by Smashing Pumpkins hits, and Dan Black gets a big pop as he makes his way out. COLE And it's another OAOAST Original, Dan Black! BUFFER [i]Here is the #2 participant, hailing from London, England, and weighing in at 243 pounds, he is regarded as the greatest tag team wrestler in OAOAST history...one half for Black T..."THE ICE HEART" DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLACK!!!!![/i] COLE What a way to kick off the Lethal Rumble match, Coach, with a pair of OAOAST Originals! Black climbs into the ring, and Alf pounces immediately! *DING DING DING* COLE And the Lethal Rumble match is under way! Black quickly gains the advantage and fires off right hands, backing Alf into a corner. Black stops, then whips Alf across the ring. Alf grabs the ropes, and hops backwards over Black as he charges. Alf comes at Black with a clothesline, which Black ducks, then delivers one of his own! COLE And the crowd is loving this action! Black picks up Alf, and delivers a vertical suplex! He then picks up Alf once again, for another suplex, but this time carries him to the corner! COLE Could be an early elimination attempt by Black here! Alf fires off right hands, backing Black off, then steps up to the top rope. He leaps off, as Black ducks out of the way. Alf sees this coming, however, and somersaults off the mat, ala Eddie Guerrero. He then rolls back down to his back, as Black approaches him, and kicks his feet up, catching Black right underneath the chin and knocking him to the mat! COACH And a nice prescence of mind by Alf there! Alf gets to his feet, and picks up Black, delivering a snap suplex, followed by a snap legdrop! Alf then plays to the crowd, drawing boos, before picking up Black in a slam and setting him up on the top rope! COLE And now it's Alf going for the early elimination! Alf has Black up as the crowd screams in terror, but Black blocks with his hands before going to the eyes. COACH What a cheater! COLE It's all legal here, though, no disqualifications! The only out is over the top rope! Black and Alf get to their feet, and Alf grabs Black and whips him into the ropes. Black leapfrogs Alf, then ducks a clothesline, and catches Alf with a spinning wheel kick! COLE And a great kick by Dan Black, as we come up on the two-minute mark! Black is PUMPED, as the countdown begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Dani California[/i] hits, and the crowd boos as James Riggs runs to the ring, escorted by Staci Robert (and the whistles of male fans which escort her). COLE And it's James Riggs, coming in at #3! Riggs slides into the ring, and levels Black from behind with a double axhandle blow. Riggs stomps Black as he lays on the mat, then chokes him on the ropes as Alf catches his wind in a corner. COLE And James Riggs doing a number on Dan Black following that sneak attack! Riggs stands up, and places his knee into the back of Black, pressing him against the ropes, as Alf gets to his feet, then spins Riggs around and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! However, Riggs fights back, delivering rights, then whips Alf into the ropes and catches him with a high backdrop! Riggs then floors Alf with a dropkick, before making his way back to Black. COLE And James Riggs looking very impressive against two all-time greats, Coach! COACH Well, James Riggs is a tremendous talent, and has shown he can go with the greats of this business, as Zack Malibu can attest! Black is back to his feet by this point, however, and catches Riggs with an inverted atomic drop, followed by a back suplex! COLE But Black was able to catch his wind while Riggs was going at it with Alf! Black then makes his way back to Alf, driving a knee into Alf's jaw in the corner. He then picks Alf up and tries to dump him, but Alf hangs on and hops back through the bottom and middle ropes. COLE And Alf able to survive elimination that time! Alf gets to his feet and attacks Black from behind as he goes after Riggs once again. Alf then teams up with Riggs for a double-team Irish whip. However, Black ducks a clothesline, and floors both men with a double clothesline of his own! COLE And Black is running on adrenaline from the crowd here in Providence! Black picks up Alf, and tries once again to put him over the top. Alf struggles to stay in as the crowd cheers Black on. COLE And Alf close to being eliminated! Riggs gets to his feet and nails Black from behind, allowing Alf to slip back inside. Riggs and Alf double up on Black as the countdown begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Make Her Say[/i] by O-Town plays, and Scotty Static rushes to the ring. COLE And maybe some help on the way for Black! Scotty slides in, trading right hands off on Riggs and Alf. He knocks Riggs to the mat with a big one, but this allows Alf to jump him from behind. Alf whips Scotty to the ropes, and attempts a tilt-a-whirl, but Scotty hooks Alf around the head and takes him down with a spinning headscissors! Dropkick for Riggs! Dropkick for Alf! COLE Scotty on fire here! Black gets to his feet, and grabs Alf as Scotty gets a hold of Riggs. They set up Irish whips, both of which are reversed. However, Black and Scotty DOSIE-DO~! and deliver stereo clotheslines! COLE Lots of exciting action early on here in the Lethal Rumble match! Black hammers Alf in the corner, then charges, but Alf ducks out of the way! Alf then makes his way over to Scotty, and rakes his eyes from behind. He follows that up with a back suplex, then he and Riggs pick up Scotty and try to dump him! COACH And this could be a quick night for Scotty, Cole! COLE Scotty Static in major trouble here! Scotty goes over, but somehow manages to sneak back in through the ropes before they can force him to the floor. COLE And that was a very close call for Scotty Static! Black grabs Riggs from behind, and rakes his eyes. He goes for an Irish whip, but Riggs reverses. Black ducks a clothesline, then delivers a flying forearm! He then goes to Alf, who is choking away on Scotty in the corner. Black hammers him on the back, then he and Scotty each grab a leg, and attempt elimination on Alf! COACH And again Alf in trouble! After a brief struggle, Alf rakes both men's eyes and drops back into the ring as the countdown starts... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Tom Sawyer[/i] plays, and "After Hours" Felix Strutter jogs out to the ring. COLE And Felix Strutter makes his way down, and now it's Alf getting someone to watch his back! Strutter goes to work on Black, and is quickly joined by James Riggs. Alf stomps away on Scotty Static in a corner. COLE Well, we've had five men in, and no one has been eliminated as of yet! COACH We could have our first right now, Cole! Strutter and Riggs have Black in a compromising position over the top rope, but Black is able to struggle out and land on the apron. COLE But Black able to prevent elimination once again! Alf has Scotty up in the corner, as well, but Scotty is able to lift his leg up and give Alf shots to the head, causing him to let go. Strutter then goes after Scotty, as Alf again stops to take a breather. COACH And Alf trying to catch his wind here, he better pace himself if he wants to become the back-to-back winner! Alf looks on as Black and Riggs continue to tangle in a corner. Alf grabs Riggs from behind, spinning him around and delivering an overhead belly-to-belly! COLE And a great suplex by Alf delivered to James Riggs! Alf taunts the crowd, drawing boos. COACH And Alf's starting to get into his zone, Cole! Alf then works on Black, as Strutter attempts to dump Scotty over the top. Scotty gets his whereabouts, then thumbs Strutter in the eye and slides back inside. COLE Still no eliminations, and we're almost ready for #6! Riggs delivers a right hand to Scotty, and Scotty fires back. The two trade blows, until Strutter ducks down and delivers low blows to both men simultaneously! COLE Nice move by Felix Strutter, and it's totally legal! Black grabs Strutter and tosses him over the top, but Strutter barely hangs on. COLE And Strutter hanging on by the skin of his teeth! Strutter approaches Black, and does a jumping spin kick in front of him, then delivers a foot to the gut, followed by a DDT, as the countdown begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted January 23, 2007 (edited) [i]Gasolina[/i] by Daddy Yankee plays, and Colombian Heat gets a nice ovation as he makes his way to the ring. COLE And Colombian Heat is #6! Heat slides into the ring and goes after Strutter, delivering big rights, then a clothesline sending Strutter down to the mat! Heat then bounces off the ropes and floors Riggs with a clothesline, then does the same to Alf! Heat then jumps on a buckle and does the "W" hand signal! COLE And Heat comes out blazin! COACH Oh, that's very cute. Heat drags James Riggs into a corner and starts hammering away, as Scotty Static goes to work on Alf. Strutter rakes Heat's eyes from behind, and delivers a backbreaker. Strutter then goes up to the top rope. COACH I don't know how smart this is on the part of Felix! As Strutter gets to the top rope, Heat gets to his feet and shakes the ropes, causing Strutter to fall crotch-first onto the corner! COLE Not smart at all! Heat yells for Black as he climbs the buckles, and Black lays off of Riggs long enough to scoop Heat onto his shoulders. COACH Oh my God... Black assists Heat in delivering a STACKED-UP SUPERPLEX to Felix Strutter! COLE And Strutter goes crashing into the canvas, after that devastating double-team superplex! A faint HO-LY SHIT~! chant can be heard from the crowd, as the move took a lot out of both Heat and Strutter, who lay prone on the mat. COACH What a move that was, Cole! Black gets to his feet and grabs Riggs by the head, and brings him over to Scotty, who has Alf's head, and the heads are rammed together! COLE And the old double noggin-knocker! Suddenly, Scotty grabs Black from behind and pitches him over the top rope! COACH Oh, look here! Black hangs on and jumps back in, then gets to his feet and approaches at Scotty, then the two exchange shoves before tying up. Black grabs Scotty in a side headlock and takes him down to the mat, then Scotty reaches up and grabs a headscissors. COLE And a nice, clean wrestling exhibition going on here! Black turns to his feet, and flips over on top of Scotty. Scotty lays on the mat for a second, then bridges up, and turns over. He releases the waistlock and grabs a side headlock. Black pushes him off into the ropes, then backs in himself. Scotty ducks a clothesline, and both men clothesline each other mid-ring! The crowd applauds politely as both men lay on the mat. COLE And a nice show of respect from the crowd in Providence! Heat catches Alf out of nowhere with a spinning wheel kick, as the countdown begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! The "Halloween" theme plays. COACH OMG, IT'S THE SAMOAN SWAT TEAM~!!! Actually, El Espirito makes his way out. COLE No, it's not! It's El Espirito at #7! COACH Well, EXCUSE ME, Princess. Espirito slides in, and attacks Heat from behind. Heat fires back, and the two move like greased lightning across the ring, a sequence ending in Espirito delivering a flying spinning front kick into Heat's chest, drawing oohs and ahhs from the crowd! COACH Look at the speed of these guys! COLE Very impressive stuff from El Espirito! Black approaches Espirito next, and receives some rapid-fire kicks to the legs. As Espirito kicks away in the corner, Scotty lifts Alf in a bodyslam to set him up for elimination! COLE And Alf in trouble again! However, James Riggs is measuring, and levels Scotty from behind with the ROLLING KOPPOU~!!!111, sending Scotty tumbling over the top of Alf and down to the floor! COACH Whoa, we got one! COLE It's Scotty Static out on the floor, the first elimination of the night! What a shot from Riggs! Scotty holds the back of his head on the floor as the referee checks on him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Scotty Static Time in ring: 6:42 eliminated: none eliminated by: James Riggs Left in ring: Alfdogg, Dan Black, James Riggs, Felix Strutter, Colombian Heat, El Espirito ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH So seven guys in, we've got our first elimination. Riggs plays to the crowd, which boos him in response. COLE And a lot of confidence in James Riggs at the moment! Alf applauds Riggs while sitting on the mat, then holds up his hand, and Riggs slaps him five. Alf holds out two thumbs up to him, as Riggs heads over to Black. COLE And Alf trying to catch his breath, he's in for a long night, as is Dan Black, as are all of these men! Riggs delivers a backbreaker to Black, then sets him up on the ropes. As soon as he does, Alf pops up from his spot in the corner, rushes over, and dumps Riggs to the floor from behind! COLE Oh, and Riggs eliminated now, what a setup! There wasn't a damn thing wrong with Alf! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: James Riggs time in ring: 9:24 eliminated: Scotty Static eliminated by: Alfdogg Left in ring: Alfdogg, Dan Black, Felix Strutter, Colombian Heat, El Espirito ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alf laughs at Riggs on the floor, as Riggs and Staci are up in arms. Staci begins to scream at Alf, and Alf responds with the "back off" gesture (where you hold your hand with your palm facing down, and move your four fingers up and down), at which point Staci immediately stops screaming, and starts stomping up and down on the floor before Riggs finally escorts her to the back. COLE And Staci is hot, in more ways than one! Looks like page 45's going to have to wait for another night. COACH Well, tough break for James, but he put his trust in the wrong guy right there! Heat brings Strutter over, and grabs Alf's head from behind, ramming them together, as the countdown begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Krokodilamadurinn[/i] plays, and Spanish Fly runs to the ring. COLE And it's Spanish Fly coming in at #8! So another group of good friends in there now! COACH Ah, I don't know about that, Cole! You saw what happened in the tag match earlier tonight! As Black hammers on Strutter in a corner, Fly slides in and is met by El Espirito. More running across the ring ensues, and Fly is able to land a flying chop! COLE Incredible speed being shown here by Espirito and the Fly! Alf hammers on Heat in a corner, then whips him across. Heat springs over the top of Alf, then turns around...and at the same time, Espirito ducks a Fly dropkick, causing Heat to take it! COACH See? What did I tell you, Cole? COLE Oh, stop! That was an accident! Heat questions Fly's motives, as Fly tries to plead his case. Eventually, Fly turns back to Espirito, at which point Alf shoves Heat from behind right into Fly! Heat turns back and approaches Alf as Alf "begs off", and Fly spins Heat around and decks him with a right hand! COACH Look at that, Cole! They hate each other, I'm telling you! COLE Oh, please, Alf shoved Heat right into Fly on purpose! He knew what he was doing! Fly attempts an Irish whip on Heat, which Heat reverses, and attempts a tilt-a-whirl on Fly, but Fly lands on his feet, then hooks his legs around Heat's waist, pushes himself up with his hands, and catches Heat with a BULLDOG~! COLE And a nice bulldog by Fly on his tag team partner, Colombian Heat! COACH Maybe not after tonight! Fly then picks up Heat and tries to dump him over, but Heat struggles free and shoves Fly to the mat. Fly gets up, and the two get in each other's face and start talking to one another. Strutter grabs Fly from behind, and tries to dump him, but Heat immediately puts a stop to that. COACH Now why would he save the guy after he tried to eliminate him? COLE I think deep down, these guys are still friends. The competition's just getting the better of them out here! Heat pulls Fly back in, and calms him down, and the partners share a high ten, then go to work on Alf. COACH Oh, come on! COLE Time for #9! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Smells Like Teen Spirit[/i] hits, and Kenji Kawada gets a nice ovation as he walks to the ring. COLE And Kenji Kawada in no hurry, taking his time, smart! Kawada climbs in slowly, and delivers some STIFF~! blows to Felix Strutter. COACH Oh, man! This guy's a hard hitter! Kawada goes after Espirito next, delivering a couple forearms to the back, then hooking him from behind and delivering a release German suplex! COLE And Espirito folded up like an accordion! Dan Black then easily picks up Espirito, and pitches him over the top to the floor! COLE And Espirito is gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: El Espirito time in ring: 4:37 eliminated: none eliminated by: Dan Black Left in ring: Alfdogg, Dan Black, Felix Strutter, Colombian Heat, Spanish Fly, Kenji Kawada ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alf and Strutter are double-teaming Heat, as Fly helps out, going to the eyes of Strutter. Meanwhile, Kawada has turned his attention to Black. COACH Black's taken some tremendous shots already, it won't get any easier from here! Kawada delivers hard shots to Black in the corner, as Alf and Strutter deliver a double back suplex to Heat, then Strutter and Fly go at it as Alf jumps Kawada from behind. Alf delivers shots to the back, then whips him into the ropes. Kawada reverses, then catches Alf with a HARD back elbow! COLE Oh, and Alf goes down in a heap! COACH He might want to check his teeth after that one! Kawada picks up Alf, and sets up a powerbomb. Alf slips free in front, then quickly grabs Kawada and delivers a snap suplex! Strutter comes over to help Alf as the count begins again... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Tear Away[/i] plays, and Christian Wright is soaked in boos as he makes his way out. COACH All right! COLE It's the Moral Highground, Christian Wright! Wright jogs down, and slides in, going after Colombian Heat, choking him in the ropes as he was trying to get up. Fly comes to the aid of his partner, but Wright saw it coming, delivering a back elbow to Fly. Wright poses, then catches a BIG clothesline from Kawada! COLE And Wright picked the wrong time to pose right there! COACH Absolutely, you can't have your back turned on Kawada! Kawada takes Wright into a corner, while Alf and Strutter once again attempt to dump Black. COLE Black in trouble again! Heat and Fly come over for the save, as Heat pairs off with Strutter and Fly with Alf. Irish whips, and Alf and Strutter are sent into each other! Kawada then delivers a big double clothesline! COLE And another big blow from Kawada! Black then jumps Kawada from behind, before going after Wright. Black delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Wright thumbs Black in the eye, then spins him around and delivers a CHOP~! of his own! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Wright then delivers a belly-to-belly! Kawada picks his spots in the corner, as Heat and Strutter duke it out, as do Alf and Spanish Fly. Kawada eventually decides to cound away on Alf, as the count begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! Edited January 29, 2007 by KingPK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted January 23, 2007 The "Star Wars" disco theme plays, and It walks to the ring, as the fans stand mystified. COLE And It's on his way to the ring! COACH What is? COLE It is! COACH WHAT??? COLE It, one of the newest OAOAST superstars! This is a very mysterious individual, folks! It slowly climbs into the ring, as Felix Strutter looks on confused. It delivers a kick to the gut, then whips Strutter to the ropes. It backs in the opposite way, and catches Strutter with a flying back elbow! COACH Well, whatever It is, It just gave a nice elbow to Felix Strutter! It goes for a cover, which prompts a referee to lean inside and wave it off, explaining to It the elimination process. COLE And It going for a cover, I think this match may be a little new to him! It gets up, then grabs Strutter and tries to dump him over the top, but Strutter escapes. Alf attacks It from behind, then he and Strutter whip It to the ropes. It ducks a clothesline, then is able to simultaneously hook Strutter in a headscissors and Alf in a headlock, and falls forward, taking them both over to the mat! COACH Wow! COLE And It with a great counter right there! Wright comes at It, but gets caught with a foot to the gut. It whips Wright to the ropes, and catches him with a backdrop! Meanwhile, Heat and Fly grab Alf and try to put him over the ropes! COLE And Alf in trouble once again! Heat stays on Alf, while Fly goes over to Kawada and delivers some kicks. Black has Strutter close to elimination in a corner, but Alf goes to the eyes of Heat and slides back in, then knees Black in the back. COACH See, if Fly would have stayed there and helped his partner, Alf could be eliminated right now! COLE Oh, stop, these guys have been working well together in this match! Alf and Strutter then combine to lift Black over the top! COLE And now it's Dan Black teetering on elimination! However, Black is able to hang on and slide in under the bottom rope. Alf and Strutter begin to stomp Black, until Heat helps out, attacking Strutter from behind. Heat delivers a snap suplex to Strutter, while Kawada has taken advantage on Fly, and is threatening elimination! COACH Here goes Fly! Heat gets to his feet, and delivers a shot to the gut of Kawada, allowing Fly to come back in! COLE And Heat there to help his partner, as we're ready for another entry! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! LIGHTNING CREW! The crowd starts to boo as [i]No Chance in Hell[/i] plays and the Cuban Wall runs out to the ring. COLE And the heavy hitters starting to come out, here's the Cuban Wall! Wall slides in and goes after Colombian Heat. COACH It's starting to get crowded in there now, Cole! COLE Nine men in the ring, three have been eliminated, Scotty Static of the GPX, James Riggs, as well as El Espirito! Wall picks up Heat and delivers a side slam, then comes from behind and hammers away on Kawada. Kawada turns into Wall, then starts firing back. COACH Some big time hits being exchanged in there right now! Wall delivers a knee to the gut of Kawada, then whips him into the ropes. Kawada ducks a boot, and floors Wall with a Dynamite Kid-style clothesline! COLE And a BIG clothesline from Kawada! It runs to the ropes, and does a flip splash on Wall, immediately followed by a backflip splash! Black then delivers a European uppercut to It, as Alf attacks Kawada from behind. Christian Wright hammers away on Heat in a corner, while Fly and Strutter go at it. COLE And now we've all paired off, as Wall gathers his senses on the mat! As Wall gets to his feet, everyone sets up Irish whips in a corner, and Alf, Strutter, Wright, and It are all whipped mid-ring into Wall as the crowd goes crazy! The faces play to the crowd as the five men all fall to the mat. COLE And the crowd loved that one! Heat and Fly grab Christian Wright and attempt to dump him over the ropes, while Kawada goes back to pounding Alf. Black hammers away on Strutter, while It and Wall continue to gather their senses. It goes over to Black and hammers him from behind, then starts going to work on Strutter himself. As Wright is able to escape elimination, It has Strutter on the ropes as the count begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! THE CHAMP IS HERE!!! COACH OH YEAH! As [i]Know Your Role 99[/i] plays, PRL runs to the ring. COLE Will 13 be PRL's lucky number, in getting him to AngleMania and finally winning the World title? As It continues his attempt to eliminate Strutter, PRL slides in and dumps him to the floor! COLE And PRL has eliminated It! COACH Wh... COLE Don't start. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: It time in ring: 4:13 eliminated: none eliminated by: Tha Puerto Rican left in ring: Alfdogg, Dan Black, Felix Strutter, Colombian Heat, Spanish Fly, Kenji Kawada, Christian Wright, Cuban Wall, Tha Puerto Rican ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It attempts to slide back into the ring, but the referees hold him back. COLE And It trying to get back inside, again, once you hit the floor, you're eliminated! Dan Black hammers away on Christian Wright in a corner, then goes over to give Felix Strutter a couple shots. Wright comes out of the corner and tries to bring himself up using the ropes. As he is doing this, Black looks over at him, then charges...but Wright ducks down and backdrops him to the floor! COLE And Dan Black now eliminated! A great effort having been in since the start of the match, but one half of Black T now eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Dan Black time in ring: 22:37 eliminated: El Espirito eliminated by: Christian Wright left in ring: Alfdogg, Felix Strutter, Colombian Heat, Spanish Fly, Kenji Kawada, Christian Wright, Cuban Wall, Tha Puerto Rican ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cuban Wall charges at Kawada with a big boot, but Kawada ducks and Wall straddles himself on the top rope! Kawada then backs into the ropes, and clotheslines Wall, sending him to the floor! COACH And they're dropping like flies now, Cole! COLE Cuban Wall eliminated! Wright tries a sneak attack clothesline on Kawada, but Kawada sees it coming and ducks, then tries to push Wright over the ropes, only to see Alf and Strutter come from behind and dump BOTH MEN to the floor! COLE And two more go, Kawada and Christian Wright eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Cuban Wall time in ring: 2:50 eliminated: none eliminated by: Kenji Kawada ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: Christian Wright time in ring: 7:00 eliminated: Dan Black eliminated by: Alfdogg, Felix Strutter ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8th elimination: Kenji Kawada time in ring: 9:00 eliminated: Cuban Wall eliminated by: Alfdogg, Felix Strutter left in ring: Alfdogg, Felix Strutter, Colombian Heat, Spanish Fly, Tha Puerto Rican ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH And just like that, we're down to five guys in the ring! COLE The number of combatants cut in half in a span of about 60 seconds! Alf and Strutter get in a corner, as do Heat and Fly, while PRL stands off alone. Slowly, everyone spreads out, and Fly goes after PRL, while Alf and Strutter both jump Heat. COACH This one a little easier to call now! Alf and Strutter lift Heat over the ropes, and PRL momentarily comes over to help. Fly shortly follows, and grabs Heat's leg, trying to keep him in, while simultaneously trying to scoop Strutter over. COLE And these five men fighting it out in a bunch, all competing for the same prize, a shot at the World title at AngleMania, and we're about to add a sixth! Can Alfdogg become the first three-time OAOAST World champion? Will PRL finally get over the hump, and win the title for the first time? 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Spirit in the Sky[/i] hits, and Faqu walks to the ring to a nice ovation. COLE Or can this man do the unprecedented, and become a double World champion? It's the HI-YAH champion Faqu at #14! COACH And this guy wrestles very similar to Kenji Kawada, who we saw earlier, very hard-hitting style! Faqu slides in, and delivers a big forearm blow to the back of PRL. He then drags him to mid-ring, and floors him with a big headbutt! COLE And PRL finding that out first-hand right now! Alf goes over to Faqu, and takes a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! Faqu then delivers a double chop to the collarbone area, before whipping Alf to the ropes and catching him with a powerslam! COLE And these two men had a very exciting match months back, that saw Faqu win via disqualification! Strutter jumps on the back of Faqu and hooks a sleeperhold, as PRL delivers rapid-fire shots to the gut. Faqu goes to his knees, and Strutter and PRL immediately stomp away. COACH And that's what you need against Faqu, help! 1-on-1 ain't gonna get it done! Strutter and PRL pick up Faqu, and team up to deliver a double suplex! Alf then gets to his feet, and grabs Faqu's legs, hooking him in the SHARPSHOOTER~!!! COLE Alf with the Sharpshooter hooked on Faqu! Faqu grabs his hair as Alf cinches back on the hold, but Fly comes to the rescue with a dropkick from behind! COLE And Fly assists Faqu in breaking the hold! Strutter delivers a foot to the gut of Fly, and attempts a DDT, but Fly counters with a backdrop. PRL then catches Fly from behind with a Back Cracker~! COLE Tremendous move that time by PRL! As Faqu tries to get to his feet, Alf chokes him on the ropes. Heat and PRL go at each other in a corner, and Alf breaks his hold on Faqu to join in the frey as the count begins: 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Breathe[/i] by Fabolous hits and The Mad Cappa runs to the ring. COLE We're at the midway point with the Mad Cappa! Alf and Heat separate from PRL as Cappa slides in, and immediately tackles him to the mat! COLE And a long-standing rivalry between these two men! PRL and Cappa roll around on the mat, then get to their feet, where they exchange punches. Cappa gets the better of the exchange, then whips PRL into the ropes, catching him with a flying back elbow! COLE And the fans loving the PRL-Cappa showdown! Cappa then attempts to dump PRL! COACH Hang on, PR! PRL struggles breifly, then goes to the eyes. PRL then goes for a clothesline, which Cappa ducks, then sets a foot to the gut, to set up the BUST A CAP~!!!111 However, PRL pushes Cappa off into the ropes, and catches him with the LATIN SLAM~!!! COACH What action! PRL groggily gets up, then walks right into a thrust kick from Faqu! COLE And what a kick from Faqu! COACH I hope PR's orthodontist bills are caught up! Alf lifts Fly onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry, and attempts to dump him. COLE We've reached the halfway point of the match, 15 have entered, and the #1 man, Alfdogg, still remains! Heat delivers a headbutt to the midsection of Alf, as Fly drops to the apron, and steps back in. Heat holds Alf's arms back, as Fly delivers kicks to the midsection. Faqu has Strutter in the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! Faqu then tries to dump Strutter, as Heat and Fly have Alf in the corner! COLE And Alf and Strutter both in trouble now! Alf rakes the eyes of Heat and Fly, then delivers a low blow to Faqu, allowing Strutter to slide back in as the count begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted January 25, 2007 [i]Fuel[/i] by Metallica hits, and John "Rock Hard" Brickston runs to the ring. COLE #16, John "Rock Hard" Brickston! Brickston slides in, but is cut off by PRL. COLE And PRL right there to meet his former protege! PRL briefly stomps away at Brickston, then picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Brickston hops over PRL as he drops down, then runs over him with a clothesline! COACH Big clothesline! Heat floors Alf with a dropkick, then backs off Brickston, and gathers Fly and Cappa, as they join arms. COACH What are they setting up here? As Alf, Strutter and PRL stagger to the middle of the ring, they're hit with a QUADRUPLE CLOTHESLINE~! COLE A string of clotheslines, what a move! Brickston picks up PRL and puts him over the top! COLE And PR in trouble again! Cappa comes over to help on him, but PRL is able to slip back in between the bottom and middle rope. Fly digs a knee into the back of Alf's head, as Strutter goes to the eyes of Heat, then comes over and gives Alf a hand. Faqu goes to work on Cappa, as Brickston stays on PRL. COLE Sixteen men have entered, and half of them have hit the showers, eight men in there now! Faqu whips Cappa across the ring, and Cappa hops to the second rope, and does a backflip. Faqu ducks as Cappa flies over him and lands on his feet, then hits Faqu with a dropkick, sending him into the ropes. Cappa then charges with a clothesline, but Faqu ducks and lands a thrust kick, sending Cappa backwards over the top and to the floor! COLE And the Mad Cappa eliminated! Great kick by Faqu! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9th elimination: The Mad Cappa time in ring: 3:30 eliminated: none eliminated by: Faqu left in ring: Alfdogg, Felix Strutter, Colombian Heat, Spanish Fly, Tha Puerto Rican, Faqu, John "Rock Hard" Brickston ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Faqu catches a charging Brickston with a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! And a third: Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! He grabs him by the head and throws him over, but Brickston holds on and slides back in. COLE And almost another elimination right there! Heat goes after Faqu next, promptly losing a slugfest, as Strutter chokes at PRL in another corner, as the countdown begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Saturday Night's All Right[/i] hits. COACH What in the world? Jay Richards walks through the curtains and raises his arms in the air, as the crowd welcomes him back! COACH WHOA! COLE It's Jay Richards! We haven't seen him in a LONG time! Richards plays to the crowd for a bit at the entryway, then runs down the aisle and slides into the ring. COLE What a surprise, the return of Jay Richards to the OAOAST after over a year's absence! Richards grabs Heat from behind, and delivers kicks to the midsection, then backs off and floors him with a dropkick! Fly leaves Alf, and gets caught with a dropkick himself! COACH And looking pretty sharp in there early on, Cole! However, Faqu grabs him from behind and delivers a headbutt, sending him down to the mat! Faqu then lays Richards across the ropes, and plants a foot, choking him on the bottom strand. Brickston attempts a bodyslam on Alf, who slips behind the back and floors him with a SUPERKICK~! COLE And a nice kick right there from Alf! Felix Strutter then picks up Brickston, sets him up, and plants him with the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!111 COACH And Felix puts the cherry on the sundae! However, before Felix and Alf can dump Brickston, Heat comes off the top with a flying bodypress, flooring both men! COLE And Heat flies through the air! PRL decks Faqu from behind, and he releases his choke on Richards. PRL sets up Faqu, and delivers a foot to the gut, followed by the CAPPA KILLER~!!! COACH Way to go, PR! PRL plays to the crowd, drawing boos, as Richards squirms behind him and delivers a low blow! Richards then scoops up PRL and attempts to dump him out! COACH Oh, no! COLE And now it's Jay Richards who has PR in major trouble! PRL squirms, and manages to hook his legs around the waist of Richards, then hooks him in a sleeper hold as they fall to the mat. Heat stomps away at PRL, as Faqu and Brickston exchange some shots in a corner. Alf and Strutter double-team on Fly, then attempt to dump him. COLE Fly close to being eliminated! However, Heat comes over for the save. Heat then attempts to dump Strutter, as Alf grabs Heat. Faqu joins the pile-up, as the count begins... COLE We're ready for another one! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Stars and Stripes Forever plays, and Charlie Moss jogs to ringside. COLE And it's one-third of the Six-man tag champs, Charlie Moss! COACH We're back up to nine in the ring again! Moss slides in, and hammers away on Jay Richards. COACH And these two are former stable-mates, if you recall, Cole! COLE Absolutely, as a part of Stevens/Heyross Incorporated! Moss picks up Richards and whips him to the ropes, catching him with a back elbow! Moss then goes to work on Felix Strutter, stomping away at him on the mat. Meanwhile, Brickston floors Faqu with a BIG BOOT~! COLE And a big foot to the face from John Brickston! Moss whips Strutter chest-first into the buckles, then catches him with the STO BACKBREAKER~! He then scoops up Strutter and lays him over the ropes...but as he does, Richards comes from behind and dumps him to the floor! COLE Oh, and Moss eliminated, but Strutter able to hang on! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10th elimination: Charlie Moss time in ring: 0:53 eliminated: none eliminated by: Jay Richards left in ring: Alfdogg, Felix Strutter, Colombian Heat, Spanish Fly, Tha Puerto Rican, Faqu, John "Rock Hard" Brickston, Jay Richards ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH Richards saw a 2-for-1 opportunity there, but Felix able to hang on, and what a showing he's made for himself! COLE Absolutely, and a quick night for Charlie Moss, as he's very upset heading back to the locker room! Richards waves goodbye as Moss heads to the back, but gets caught by Alf from behind with the BLUE THUNDER BOMB~! COACH And no love lost between these two, either! Alf follows up with a snap legdrop, but gets floored by a clothesline from Brickston! COLE And Brickston keeps hitting people with that clothesline! Brickston picks up Alf, and sets him up for the KILLSWITCH~!!!111, but Alf slips out, and delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COACH And a nice counter by Alf, and we've got to be coming up on another guy here! COLE Very soon! Alf taunts Brickston on the mat, and runs right into a PELE KICK~! from Heat! COLE Alf walked right into that Pele kick, and here it comes now! #19 on the way! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* The crowd roars as [i]Liberate[/i] continutes and Bohemoth walks through the curtains. COLE And here come the heavy hitters in this match! Bo jogs to the ring and slides in, delivering BIG clotheslines to Jay Richards and Felix Strutter! COLE And the Metrosexual Monster on fire in there! Brickston approaches Bo, and gets caught in a SPINEBUSTER~! COACH WHOA! COLE BIG-TIME spinebuster! Bo scoops up Brickston, and easily tosses him to the floor! COACH Bye-bye Brickston! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11th elimination: John "Rock Hard" Brickston time in ring: 6:37 eliminated: none eliminated by: Bohemoth Left in ring: Alfdogg, Felix Strutter, Colombian Heat, Spanish Fly, Tha Puerto Rican, Faqu, Jay Richards, Bohemoth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PRL throws a tackle at Bo, and Alf and Strutter pound away at him as PRL holds. COLE And smart by the other participants, they've got to slow Bo down! Faqu joins the frey, delivering a kick to Bo's sternum, as Bo sinks in the corner. Faqu stomps away at him there, as Strutter applies a foot to the throat. Alf goes to work on Heat, while Fly and Richards do battle in a corner. COLE And PR sort of picking his spots in there, eight men currently in the ring! PRL sneaks up and hammers Strutter from behind, then whips him into the ropes and catches him with a samoan drop! PRL applauds himself after the move. COACH Yeah! Good move, PR! Faqu lifts Bo up to his feet, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! However, Bo fires back with a right hand! The two big men exchange chops and rights, before Bo delivers a knee to the gut, followed by a bodyslam! Bo backs into the ropes, setting up an elbowdrop, but Faqu rolls out of the way! COLE And a heated exchange there by the HI-YAH champion Faqu, and the former champ Bohemoth! Richards has Fly on the brink of elimination, but Heat makes the save as the count begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Oh No[/i] hits, and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez makes his way to the ring, getting quite a negative response. COLE Two-thirds of the way through with Todd Cortez! Cortez slides in, and starts stomping away on Colombian Heat. COACH And Cortez is fresh! We've got a lot of tired guys in there, Cole! COLE Alfdogg most of all, he was the first man to enter, but Felix Strutter, along with Heat and Fly, were among the first entrants, as well! Cortez picks up Heat, and executes a vertical suplex. He then starts choking Heat on the mat, as Fly comes over to help his partner. Fly hooks a sleeper from behind, but Cortez backs him into the corner to break loose. Bo charges Cortez with a clothesline, but Cortez ducks, and Bo crashes into Fly in the corner! COLE And a collision there, inadvertent, between Bo and Fly! Cortez hooks Bo from behind, and delivers a Russian legsweep! Cortez rolls through, and drops a leg! COLE And that's one of the patented moves of Todd Cortez, as he's looking really sharp in there right now! However, he turns around right into a SUPERKICK~! from Alf! COACH But all it takes is one move, Cole, and everything turns around! PRL catches Alf with a spinning wheel kick! He then picks Alf up and sets up a suplex! COLE And Alf being set up here... PRL lifts Alf, and executes a suplex! He rolls through, and delivers a second! He then holds on the third, doing the "You Can't See Me!" gesture with his free hand, before bouncing Alf off the ropes and completing the third suplex! PRL then applauds himself. COLE And the Corporate Trifecta for Alf, who has been out there nearly 38 minutes! Fly dropkicks Richards, sending him through the ropes to the floor! COACH Jay went between the ropes, so he's not eliminated! Fly does a baseball slide to the apron, then springs to the second rope, and does a MOONSAULT to the floor on Richards! COLE And action spilling out to the floor here in the Lethal Rumble match, as we're about to add another! Fly hammers on Richards, then tosses him back inside as the count begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2007 [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and the crowd gets to its feet as Thunderkid walks through the curtains, then runs to the ring. COLE And here comes the Heartland champion! TK slides into the ring, and starts hammering away on Alf! COLE And right after his former mentor! TK then floors Strutter with a clothesline! Then one for Cortez! He gives PRL a foot to the gut, then lifts him overhead for a PRESS SLAM~! COACH Oh, no! COLE And look at the power of Thunderkid! TK tosses PRL right on top of Jay Richards! TK is PUMPED, but Faqu decks him from behind as Heat and Fly hit Bo with a double dropkick! Jay Richards assists Faqu in stomping away at TK, while Alf applies a foot to Bo's throat, as Strutter stomps away at him. Fly and Heat go back over to PRL, and again attempt elimination! COLE And will PRL finally go out here? Alf stays on Bo, kicking away in the corner, while Strutter attacks Heat from behind. PRL slides back into the ring, and thumbs Fly in the eye. COACH Still safe! Cortez grabs Faqu from behind, and executes a back suplex! He then chokes away on the mat, while Faqu reaches back up to attempt a choke of his own. Jay Richards goes for a slam on TK, but TK slips behind the back and delivers a belly-to-belly! COLE And a nice suplex by Thunderkid! Strutter gives Heat a foot to the gut, and drops him with a DDT! COACH Well, we've got ten guys in the ring, Cole, I think that's the most we've had! COLE And we've still got four of the first eight entrants, including Alfdogg, who started this match out as the #1 entrant! Alf picks up Jay Richards, who gives him a low blow, and attempts elimination! COACH He may not last much longer, he's in big trouble here! Alf slides back in under the bottom as the count begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! Ch-CHING~! Come and take your Vitamin X! COACH All right! Here comes some help for PR! COLE It's "Prince Vitamin", the 22nd entrant! X jogs to the ring with a big smirk on his face, then rolls into the ring. As X starts doing the Shane O'Mac, Thunderkid, who was about to set up PRL for elimination, spots him from behind. He drops PRL, then stands behind X with his hands on his hips. He looks out to the crowd, before grabbing X by the head and pitching him over the top rope! COACH Oh, NO! COLE And back to the courtyard for Prince Vitamin! That could be record time! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12th elimination: Vitamin X time in ring: 0:10 eliminated: none eliminated by: Thunderkid Left in ring: Alfdogg, Felix Strutter, Colombian Heat, Spanish Fly, Tha Puerto Rican, Faqu, Jay Richards, Bohemoth, Todd Cortez, Thunderkid ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ X is dumbfounded on the outside, as the referees usher him to the back. He is taunted by several fans on his way back. Meanwhile, in the ring, Felix Strutter sets up Spanish Fly, and executes a Falcon Arrow! COACH I'll tell you, Cole, how about Felix Strutter? This guy was a virtual unknown just a few months ago, he came in #5, he's been in there well over half an hour! COLE Definitely a coming-out party of sorts for Felix Strutter, whose partner, Ken Pantera, suffered a very serious knee injury in the first round of the Anderson Cup tournament, and underwent successful surgery just about a week ago! We certainly wish him a speedy recovery, and his partner certainly making the most of his singles opportunities! Strutter then assists Alf as the two of them try to dump Bo over the top! COLE And the 24/7 champ hanging on for dear life in there, as Alf and Strutter have him on the ropes! Bo manages to get back to the mat, then grabs Alf and Strutter and rams their heads together! COLE But he comes out of it nicely, with a double noggin-knocker! PRL comes from behind Bo, and gouges his eyes. Jay Richards joins PRL in the assault, as TK and Heat work over Todd Cortez in another corner. COLE Todd Cortez, one of the "Wildcards" who came in last year, in trouble right now, dealing with TK and Colombian Heat, as we're ready for #23! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH! COLE (disgusted) Oh, no. Landon Maddix walks through the curtains, as the crowd gives him a standing BOO-vation. (lol, see what I did there?) COLE And here comes the man who attempted to end Zack Malibu's storied career in the OAOAST earlier tonight! Landon walks halfway down the aisle, then jogs the rest of the way and rolls into the ring. He attacks TK from behind, and delivers forearms, then executes a snap suplex. He then backs into the corner, and executes a neck snap as TK sits up! COLE And looking good in there so far, Landon Maddix! Cortez hits Heat with a low blow, then gets to his feet. COLE And the former Martial Law teammates looking to take control of the Lethal Rumble match, and I shudder to think if one of these two came out with the win here tonight! As Landon hammers away on Spanish Fly, Cortez applies the HOOK UP~! to Colombian Heat! COLE And Cortez has the Hook-Up! COACH And that's not Master P and AJ Johnson in there! As Cortez has the hold applied, Landon comes from behind, and delivers a kick between Heat's legs! The crowd audibly groans. COACH And I don't think Heat's gonna be having any hook-ups for a WHILE! Alf chokes away at Faqu in a corner, as Cortez picks TK up off the mat. Cortez measures, and goes for a right hand, but TK blocks, and starts firing off rights on Cortez! COLE But TK's not going to go for this! Landon knees TK in the back from behind, then hooks him for Cortez. Cortez backs into the ropes...but TK escapes Landon's grip, and Cortez decks Landon with a clothesline! COLE Uh-oh! Cortez looks at Landon for a second, then goes after Faqu. Landon gets to his feet and spins Cortez around, then gives him a shove! Cortez shoves back, then the two begin exchanging rights! COLE And the two former partners going at it, and listen to the fans! Bohemoth breaks up the slugfest with a big double clothesline, as the count begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits, and the crowd erupts as Brock Ausstin walks through the curtains. COLE And you talk about a favorite to win this thing... COACH I think business just picked up, as a certain BBQ-loving former colleague would say! Brock does his dance in the entryway, then walks down the aisle. He jumps on the apron, as Landon and Cortez look on at him. When he steps in, Cortez throws Landon to the wolves, and Brock floors him with a clothesline! Brock mows down anything that comes at him, as he levels Richards, Strutter, Heat, Faqu, and PRL with clotheslines and forearm shots! COLE Brock Ausstin a MACHINE in there! Brock then is attacked from behind by Cortez, who jumps on the back of Brock and tries to choke him out. Brock walks around the ring trying to shake him off, then gets a hold of him and slams him forward to the mat, before taking him right over the top to the floor with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE So long, Cortez! Brock then grabs Felix Strutter by the throat. COACH Oh no, not Felix! Brock scoops Strutter on his shoulders, and sends him out on top of Cortez with an F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE Yes, Felix! Brock Ausstin on FIRE~! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 13th elimination: Todd Cortez time in ring: 8:52 eliminated: none eliminated by: Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 14th elimination: Felix Strutter time in ring: 39:02 eliminated: Kenji Kawada (co), Christian Wright (co) eliminated by: Brock Ausstin Left in ring: Alfdogg, Colombian Heat, Spanish Fly, Tha Puerto Rican, Faqu, Jay Richards, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix, Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brock is FIRED UP, as Bohemoth stands behind him. Brock turns around, and spots him. The ring almost comes to a standstill. COLE And look who awaits him now! COACH I like this! Brock walks closer to Bo, then steps in his face as the two take a flashbulb shower. Bo shoves Brock off, then Brock shoves back, and throws a right as Bo comes back! The two trade rights as the crowd goes crazy! COLE And Brock and Bo hammering it out, a true heavyweight fight! Listen to the fans! The two tangle up in a corner, as Faqu stomps on Landon Maddix in another corner. Meanwhile, Alf drives a knee into Bo's back from behind, then kicks away at Brock in the corner. Brock turns it around, however, and pounds away on Alf! COLE A historic rivalry re-kindled, as it's Brock with the advantage, as we're ready for our 25th entrant! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Make Her Say[/i] hits, and Johnny Jax runs to the ring. COLE And it's the other half of the GPX, Johnny Jax! Jax slides in the ring, as Brock has Alf on the ropes! COLE And Alf could finally go! Jax goes over wisely and helps out on Alf, but Richards jumps Jax from behind. Bo reaches over to give a hand on Alf as well, as Heat goes underneath the ropes to pull. Alf is over the ropes with his back facing the floor, but frees a hand, and quickly pokes Heat, Bo, and Brock in the eyes, then falls between the top and middle ropes back in. COACH Is this guy amazing or what? COLE Coming up on 47 minutes now for last year's Rumble winner! Jax stomps away on Landon Maddix, while PRL takes Brock down from behind. Heat and Fly double-team Jay Richards, as Alf executes a T-BONE SUPLEX~!! on TK! Faqu hammers him from behind, then delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! And another, which sends Alf to the mat! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! Faqu backs up, then falls forward with a headbutt! Jay Richards comes up from behind Faqu, and stomps on his toes, then delivers a dropkick! COACH Now, Faqu's been in there over 20 minutes, why hasn't anyone else thought to do that? Brock is hammering PRL on the mat, until Richards delivers a sliding dropkick to him! COLE Nice dropkick by Richards, and again, two former S.H.I. mates going at it! Richards stomps away on Brock, and PRL joins him, but then PRL thumbs Richards in the eye! COLE Can't trust anyone in this match! PRL attempts a piledriver, but Richards counters with a backdrop! Richards then clotheslines PRL, and slides underneath the bottom rope to the apron. Richards springs over, attempting a hurricanrana, but PRL catches him with a powerbomb! COLE Great counter by PRL, and we're ready for another man in this mass of bodies! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2007 A man is heard screaming, which leads in to [i]Speak to Me/Breathe[/i] by Pink Floyd. COLE Oh my God... "The Manitoba Mammoth" Deon Black walks through the curtains and down to the ring. COACH Something tells me the "mass of bodies" is about to be thinned out a bit! COLE And what if this man goes on to face Drek Stone, Coach? COACH I don't know, but at this point, that might just be what happens! Brock Ausstin stands in mid-ring waiting on the Mammoth. COLE And Brock Ausstin wants the first crack at him! COACH That guy's crazy! Black climbs onto the apron, then over the top into the ring, and Brock fires off a few rights, but Black floors him with a big headbutt! Meanwhile, Jay Richards has PRL locked in the CROSS-FACE CHICKEN WING~!, but Black gives him a big chop between the shoulder blades, causing the break! COLE And what a shot to Jay Richards! Black delivers a big right to Richards, then grabs him and pitches him to the floor! COLE And Jay Richards can hit the showers! Faqu attacks from behind, but Black knocks him to the mat with a right hand right to the mush! COACH That's got to be like getting hit in the face with a bowling ball! Black tosses Faqu into a corner, and hammers away with blows to the midsection and side of the head. He backs up, and crushes him with an AVALANCHE~!, then grabs him by the head, and tosses him to the floor! COLE And another casualty at the hands of this monster, this time it's the HI-YAH champion Faqu! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 15th elimination: Jay Richards time in ring: 18:33 eliminated: Charlie Moss eliminated by: Deon Black ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 16th elimination: Faqu time in ring: 24:52 eliminated: The Mad Cappa eliminated by: Deon Black Left in ring: Alfdogg, Colombian Heat, Spanish Fly, Tha Puerto Rican, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix, Brock Ausstin, Johnny Jax, Deon Black ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Black poses as the crowd boos, then Bo hits him with a clothesline, which staggers him. He hits him with a second. COLE And now Bohemoth trying to chop down the big tree! Bo hits a third clothesline, but no success. Heat flies off the top rope at Black, but gets caught! COLE And Heat is caught! Fly comes off the other side as Black turns around, and he gets caught as well! COLE And Fly gets caught! He's holding two guys right now, amazing! TK is the next to go up top, as Brock gets on all fours behind Black. TK hits a MISSILE DROPKICK~! into the back of Fly, and Black topples over Brock and down to the mat! Brock hops on top of Heat and Fly, followed by PRL, TK, Landon, Jax, and Bo! COLE It's a dogpile on the Mammoth, as we're ready for another one! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! The buzzer sounds, but no one comes out. COACH What's the deal here? COLE We don't have an entrant here...I'm being told now that this is Jamie O'Hara's turn to enter, and he won't be able to go as a result of that HEINOUS attack by Drek Stone! COACH Well, that's what he gets fo... Coach is cut off by [i]Getting Away With Murder,[/i] and an ERUPTION from the crowd. COLE OH MY! COACH ...no way! Zack Malibu slowly pulls himself to the ring, as the crowd is going ballistic! Landon Maddix is SHOCKED standing in the ring. COACH Is he actually going to take part in this match? COLE It appears that way, Coach! COACH And I thought Brock was crazy! What is this guy's problem??? Zack pulls himself under the bottom rope, and Landon pounces immediately, stomping away. Zack pulls himself to his feet, and begins delivering right hands, enciting another explosion from the crowd! COACH I can't believe this! Zack backs into the ropes, and floors Landon with a flying clothesline! He gets up slowly, then grabs an approaching Colombian Heat and tosses him to the floor! COLE And Zack eliminates Colombian Heat! This is a courageous performance we're seeing here, folks! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 17th elimination: Colombian Heat time in ring: 42:58 eliminated: none eliminated by: Zack Malibu Left in ring: Alfdogg, Spanish Fly, Tha Puerto Rican, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix, Brock Ausstin, Johnny Jax, Deon Black, Zack Malibu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Deon Black comes from behind Zack. COLE Oh, no. Black grabs Zack around the throat, but Zack delivers a KICK TO THE BALLS~! COLE But Zack escapes! Bo and Brock come at Black with a double clothesline, which only starts Black over the ropes! COACH Oh, they could have him here! Fly, PRL, TK, Jax, and Zack all lend a hand, as they push Black OVER THE TOP AND TO THE FLOOR~! COACH THEY GOT HIM! COLE Deon Black has been eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 18th elimination: Deon Black time in ring: 3:18 eliminated: Faqu, Jay Richards eliminated by: Spanish Fly, Tha Puerto Rican, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Brock Ausstin, Johnny Jax, Zack Malibu Left in ring: Alfdogg, Spanish Fly, Tha Puerto Rican, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix, Brock Ausstin, Johnny Jax, Zack Malibu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE It took seven men to get it done, but he is out! Landon jumps Zack from behind, and stomps away, as the crowd chants LET'S GO ZACK! LET'S GO ZACK! LET'S GO ZACK! LET'S GO ZACK! COLE And the chants ringing from the hometown crowd for Zack Malibu! Jax comes from behind and attacks Landon, hitting him with crushing forearms. COLE Johnny Jax coming over to Zack's aid! Jax hits a dropkick, sending Landon back into the ropes. Jax charges, but Landon ducks, and Jax goes flying over the top to the floor! COACH Not for long, there he goes! COLE And Johnny Jax eliminated, as we're ready for another one! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 19th elimination: Johnny Jax time in ring: 5:47 eliminated: Deon Black (co) eliminated by: Landon Maddix left in ring: Alfdogg, Spanish Fly, Tha Puerto Rican, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix, Brock Ausstin, Zack Malibu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Stars and Stripes Forever[/i] hits, and Quentin Benjamin runs to the ring. COLE And a good luck of the draw for the other half of America's Team, Quentin Benjamin! Benjamin slides into the ring, and goes after Alf. COLE So, nine men in the ring now, and two to go! Eleven men are currently eligible for a shot at Drek Stone at AngleMania VI! Benjamin delivers a suplex to Alf, as Fly and PRL tangle in a corner. Landon continues to stomp on Zack, while TK and Brock slug it out. Bo is gaining his wind sitting in a corner. COACH Who haven't we seen yet, Cole? COLE Well, as I look at the list, we've still yet to see the other half of Black T, T-Bod, Tony Brannigan... COACH And who else? COLE And the former X-champion, Reject, has yet to appear as well! COACH Two men who could easily come out here and win this thing late! Benjamin moves over to work on Zack, as Bo goes after Alf. COLE And yes, Alfdogg still in there, as we pass the 53-minute mark of this match, he's been through it all tonight! COACH And what a main event that would be at AngleMania if he pulls it off tonight! Benjamin and Landon pick up Zack, and attempt to dump him, as the crowd screams! COLE But a man with just as big of a hill to climb is Zack Malibu, who is in big trouble right now! They force him over the top rope, but Zack scoots back in under the bottom. Benjamin then goes over and assists Brock, who is being stomped by TK. PRL puts a foot on Zack's throat, as Bo hammers Landon from behind, and Alf stomps away on Spanish Fly. COACH And there's another guy who's been out there a while! COLE Another courageous performance, as Fly has been out there over 40 minutes! Bo whips Landon into the ropes and gives him a powerslam, as the count begins: 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! He's Simply Ravishing! OWW~! COLE And it's Tony Brannigan, the other half of Black T! COACH Dan Black got #2, and Tony gets #29! Talk about getting the breaks! COLE So that means that the final entrant will be Reject, who tries to bounce back from losing the X-title earlier tonight! Tony climbs into the ring, and assists Bo in working over Landon Maddix. COACH You want to pick me a winner, Cole? COLE Well, I think you've got to like Tony's chances at this point, Coach! Reject will be the last entrant, but Reject also had the match earlier tonight with Jamie O'Hara! COACH I'm still gonna go with him, though! I think it's Reject's time to rise here in the OAOAST, and it starts tonight! And Drek Stone vs Reject would be a tremendous main event! As much as I love Alf and PRL, those guys have been out there a long, long time! COLE Well, if you recall last year's Rumble, Reject lasted over 50 minutes in that one! He won't need that endurance tonight, as he'll be the final entrant in the Lethal Rumble match! PRL lifts Zack up over the top rope! COLE And Zack in trouble once again! The crowd is panicking, but Tony hammers PRL from behind, allowing Zack to scoot back in again! Tony is then attacked by Alf from behind. Alf attempts an Irish whip, but Tony reverses. Tony drops down, then attempts a clothesline, which Alf ducks, and then both men clothesline each other! COLE And Alf and Tony both down! With everyone else paired off in corners or down on the mat, Brock and Bo see this as a good time to face off again, as the crowd cheers. COLE And these two look headed for another face-off! This time, it's Bo who throws the first punch, as the two trade blows! Brock gets the better of the exchange, then attempts an Irish whip, but Bo reverses, then catches Brock with a foot to the gut, and sets up a powerbomb! However, Brock counters with a backdrop, then scoops Bo up onto his shoulders! COLE Could be F-STUNNER-5 time! Brock carries Bo over to the ropes, but Bo hangs on and slides over the back, then attempts to dump Brock as the count begins. COLE And Reject will enter the match in ten seconds! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Renagade[/i] hits, and the crowd boos as Reject walks through the curtains with a smile on his face, and jogs towards the ring. COLE Reject looking awfully confident, and why not, he got the #30 draw in the Lethal Rumble match! Reject stops when he gets to the apron, then sneaks in as Bo and Brock are still tangled on the ropes, and DUMPS BOTH TO THE FLOOR~! COLE And opportunity knocks, and Reject answers, Brock and Bo both gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 20th elimination: Bohemoth time in ring: 22:22 eliminated: John "Rock Hard" Brickston, Deon Black (co) eliminated by: Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 21st elimination: Brock Ausstin time in ring: 12:22 eliminated: Felix Strutter, Todd Cortez, Deon Black (co) eliminated by: Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Benjamin attacks Reject from behind, then hits him with a SUPERKICK~! Reject rolls back to the ropes, and Benjamin goes for another SUPERKICK~!, but this time Reject ducks, and Benjamin crotches himself on the top rope! Reject gets to his feet, and sends Benjamin to the floor with a high roundhouse! COLE And Reject on fire in there, as we're down to eight men! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 22nd elimination: Quentin Benjamin time in ring: 4:49 eliminated: none eliminated by: Reject Left in ring: Alfdogg, Spanish Fly, Tha Puerto Rican, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix, Zack Malibu, Tony Brannigan, Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The eight remaining men back off to the sides of the ring, as the crowd starts to cheer. For the most part, everyone stands off by themselves (shades of grey, 81tch), while Tony stands in front of Zack, who leans on the ropes on his knees. COLE And it's come to this! Tony and Zack, the faces of this company! Zack brutalized earlier tonight by Bruce Blank, (camera pans over) and that man, Landon Maddix! The camera pans over to Alfdogg. COLE This match has gone over 57 minutes, and that man has been out there for every second of it! He's going to be sore in the morning, but will he be able to ease the pain by saying he won this match, and now has a shot at becoming the first three-time OAOAST World champion? Pan to Spanish Fly. COLE Or could it be this big-time underdog, who has lasted nearly 50 minutes in his own right? Could Spanish Fly challenge Drek Stone at AngleMania VI? The bodies start to move around the ring, as the camera now focuses on PRL. COLE Or Tha Puerto Rican, who is so obsessed with the fact that he has never held the World championship? Does his vindication come tonight? Back to a wide shot. COLE And then you've got the two former tag partners, the two former Deadly Alliance running buddies, looking for the ultimate in singles glory, and HERE WE GO! TK and Reject, the just-mentioned former partners, tangle, while PRL and Tony go at each other. Alf stomps away at Zack in another corner, while Fly and Landon zoom around the ring trying to land blows. Landon manages to hit a spinning wheel kick! COLE And a nice kick by Landon right there! Landon charges Fly, but Fly catches him with a drop toe-hold, sending him into the ropes! The crowd gets to their feet, as Fly shouts out "6-1-9!" then runs to the ropes, and drills Landon, knocking him to the center of the ring! Fly celebrates, but walks right into PRL, who drills him with the CORPORATE NIGHTMARE~!!!!!11111 COACH YEAH!!! COLE The Corporate Nightmare, and Fly is out like a light! Reject has his hands on his knees behind a cocky PRL, then spins him around and drops him with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE EULOGY~! PRL is out of it! Reject does the arms outstretched pose, drawing boos, then Tony spins him around and delivers a foot to the gut. He sends Reject into the ropes, and gives him the OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE~!!!!!11111 Meanwhile, Alf scales the top rope. COLE Alf going for it all here... Alf sizes up Landon, and drills him with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 Alf flips over on impact onto his back. He then lays on the mat for a couple seconds, before KIPPING UP~! and taunting the crowd, to boos. COACH Look at Alf! He's been there around an hour, and he's... As Alf holds his arms out, Zack levels him with SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 The crowd goes BERZERK~! Tony goes at it with TK, then whips him into the ropes, and TK comes back, and the two hit heads! COLE And look at the carnage in the ring! BUZZ~!!! COLE What? [i]Black Sweat[/i] by Prince hits, and MISTER WARRIOR runs down the aisle, arms in the air the whole way. COACH What the hell is this goofball doing out here? WARRIOR runs all the way around the ring, then rolls in and hits TK with a clothesline! He bounces off the ropes, and hits Reject with a clothesline! WARRIOR repeats this on Tony, Alf, Zack, Landon, Fly and PRL, then flips over the top rope, landing on his feet on the floor and running to the back, all as [i]Black Sweat[/i] continues to play! COLE ...um... COACH Yeah, that's pretty much my response! After a few seconds, everyone starts to stir. Alf gets to his feet first, and clotheslines TK to the floor! COLE And we're down to seven now, Thunderkid eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 23rd elimination: Thunderkid time in ring: 22:37 eliminated: Vitamin X, Deon Black (co) eliminated by: Alfdogg Left in ring: Alfdogg, Spanish Fly, Tha Puerto Rican, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix, Zack Malibu, Tony Brannigan, Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PRL and Fly do battle, as Landon chokes Tony with his foot. Alf approaches Zack, but stops on the way to pat Reject on the back. COACH What do we got here? Reject looks up at Alf, then gets to his feet and gets in his face. Alf raises his hands, as if to say "easy!", then talks Reject into doubling up on Zack. COACH Oh, I LIKE this! COLE Could we be seeing an alliance forming here between Alf and Reject? Reject eventually nods, and the two stomp away at Zack in the corner. The crowd chants once again. LET'S GO ZACK! LET'S GO ZACK! LET'S GO ZACK! LET'S GO ZACK! Alf and Reject cease stomping to taunt the crowd, who showers both with boos. The two then lift Zack in the corner. COLE And Zack in trouble once again! Zack miraculously fights back! COLE But look at the fight, the courage, in Zack Malibu! Zack trades right hands off on both, until Alf gets a thumb to the eye. Alf and Reject then set up Zack, and execute a double back suplex! Both men stop to pose once again, as Reject raises his hands in the air...then quickly turns around, places them on Alf, and TOSSES HIM OUT~!!! COACH WHOA! COLE Alf is GONE! A double-cross by Reject! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 24th elimination: Alfdogg time in ring: 61:06 eliminated: James Riggs, Kenji Kawada (co), Christian Wright (co), Thunderkid eliminated by: Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reject looks down on Alf, with his hands on his hips. Alf looks up at him, shocked, then stands on his feet as Reject shrugs his shoulders. Reject then waves goodbye to Alf...as Fly dropkicks him from behind, sending him TO THE FLOOR~! COACH NO! COLE And now Reject eliminated, and Alf letting him know about it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 25th elimination: Reject time in ring: 6:26 eliminated: Bohemoth, Brock Ausstin, Quentin Benjamin, Alfdogg eliminated by: Spanish Fly Left in ring: Spanish Fly, Tha Puerto Rican, Landon Maddix, Zack Malibu, Tony Brannigan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alf points and laughs at Reject as he walks back to the back. Reject throws a fit on the floor. COLE Down to five remaining, and Spanish Fly is one of them! Can you believe it? COACH I can't believe it, but I actually think Fly has a chance! Fly stares down PRL, as the crowd cheers. PRL goes for a clothesline, but Fly ducks, and starts delivering right hands! Fly goes to the ropes, and dives into PRL with his legs hooking around PRL's waist, then pushes himself up, and delivers an armdrag to PRL! COLE And he's got PRL going here! Fly charges PRL, who ducks and backdrops him over the top, but Fly lands on the apron! Fly leans through the ropes and shoulderblocks PRL, then springs to the top for a HURRICANRANA~!, but PRL catches him and carries him to the ropes. He tries to dump him, but Fly holds on and 'rana's him over, as PRL BARELY holds on, with one hand grabbing the middle rope and one grabbing the top. Fly thinks he secured the elimination, but PRL swings his legs around and drags himself back in. He then flattens Fly with a clothesline! COLE And Fly thought he had eliminated PRL, but he thought wrong! Fly gets back up by the ropes, and PRL clotheslines him over to the floor! COLE And Spanish Fly, after a REMARKABLE showing, has been eliminated by Tha Puerto Rican! The crowd boos loudly as PRL celebrates, then, as Fly gets up, the crowd gives him a standing ovation. Even T-Bod, warm-hearted SOB he is, gives Fly a little applause as he passes to the entrance. COLE And listen to the crowd in Providence respond to the Spanish Fly! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 26th elimination: Spanish Fly time in ring: 51:28 eliminated: Deon Black (co), Reject eliminated by: Tha Puerto Rican [b]FINAL FOUR: Tha Puerto Rican, Landon Maddix, Zack Malibu, Tony Brannigan[/b] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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KingPK 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2007 (edited) As one, the Dunkin' Donuts Center crowd rises to their feet as the final four competitors take a moment to gather themselves. COLE For those who don't remember, both Zack and Tha Puerto Rican were in this position last year with Alfdogg and Leon Rodez. Alfdogg ended up walking out the winner after eliminating Zack with a big assist from Axel. Suddenly, both Puerto and Landon bumrush Zack Malibu in the corner, peppering him with right hands (by PR) and knees to the gut (by Landon). COACH Smart move, going after the guy that clearly has little left in the tank. [b]"ZACK! ZACK! ZACK! ZACK! ZACK!"[/b] A deafening chant rocks the arena as the fans make known to the world who they are sticking behind. Tony Brannigan decides to get into the fun and pulls PR away from the corner by the hair, but PR makes his displeasure at the interruption known with a back elbow to the face. He tries another, but Tony ducks, the whiff spinning PR around and allowing Tony to pick him up in a fireman's carry and try to pitch him over the top. COLE Look out, Puerto's in a bad place right now! COACH NO! PR grabs the top rope and holds it tightly as Tony tries to muscle him over to the floor. Meanwhile, in the corner, Landon has Zack on the mat and has his foot placed right on Zack's throat, trying to squeeze whatever air and fight is left out of him. PR reaches over and gouges Tony's eyes, causing Tony to release him and stagger away in pain. PR hunches down for a moment, waiting for the right time to charge as Tony shakes the cobwebs out near the ropes. PR charges......but Tony catches him with an Out of Body.....NO, a hotshot on the top rope! COLE Hotshot by Brannigan stops him cold! COACH He was probably hoping that Puerto would bounce right out to the floor, but he hung on. Tony waves for Puerto to get to his feet and charges when he does so.......but Puerto falls back to the mat, pulling down the top rope as he goes down..... .....and Tony goes over and out!! COACH YES! COLE Tony Brannigan is GONE!! What intelligence shown by Tha Puerto Rican in eliminating a former World Champion! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 27th Elimination: Tony Brannigan time in ring: 4:43 eliminated: None eliminated by: Tha Puerto Rican left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Landon Maddix, Zack Malibu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tony slaps the floor in anger and frustration as PR gets up and looks out to him, talking smack and making the "title around the waist" motion. COACH It's PR's time! He's two guys away from his dream! COLE He'd better pay more attention to what's going on in the ring then. Indeed, Landon sees that PR is preoccupied and slinks over, waiting for PR to turn around before nailing him with a dropkick that knocks him off his feet towards the ropes.....but PR just bounces on the top rope and lands back in the ring. COACH WHEW! COLE It almost cost him. Puerto's distraction almost cost him everything. PR looks around, eyes wide and lets out a long breath, thankful that he is still in this thing. He gropes at the ropes and begins to pull himself to his feet. He hears a thump behind him and the crowd roar, but his bell is still a little rung. He stands upright and takes a few deep breaths, preparing himself to get back in the frey. He turns back........ .....and all he sees is Zack Malibu's foot filling his vision. [b]KICK WHAM SCHOOL'S OUT![/B] sends PR over the top and crashing to the floor. [b]"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!![/b] COLE HE'S GONE! Zack kicked him right out his dream! COACH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 28th Elimination: Tha Puerto Rican time in ring: 38:21 eliminated: It, Deon Black (co), Spanish Fly, Tony Brannigan eliminated by: Zack Malibu left in ring: Landon Maddix, Zack Malibu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Two! We're down to two! COACH We might be down to one in a second, Cole! Maddix uses the opening he has after PR's elimination to rush up on Zack from behind and try to bundle him over and out, but Zack hangs on to the ropes as he goes over and lands on the apron. The crowd in Providence lets out a breath after that one. COLE One of these two men will go to Toronto to be in the main event of Anglemania VI. COACH It's the future of the business versus one of the greats of the past and present, Cole! Landon lays in the boots on Zack as he rolls under the bottom rope back into the ring, the stomps becoming more vicious as Landon's adrenaline begins to pump. Landon pulls Zack to his feet and backs him into the ropes, shooting him off and flying through the air, catching Zack with a flying forearm shot on the rebound. Maddix kips up and pounds his chest, motioning that he's going to toss Zack. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" COLE At this point, you have to wonder how much does Zack have left? I mean, we all saw what he went through earlier tonight. COACH I respect Zack coming out here and giving it everything he has, but he's running on the fumes of his fumes right now. Landon reaches over and pulls Zack to his feet, smirking to the crowd as he grabs the back of Zack's tights and rushes him towards the ropes, but Zack fights it again! "COME ON!" Landon yells as he pushes on Zack to try and get him over the top, but Zack is on his 42nd wind of the night and fights it. [b]"ZACK! ZACK! ZACK! ZACK! ZACK!"[/b] COLE This crowd is trying to will Zack here. Hell, even I'M cheering for him right now. COME ON, ZACK! COACH Nice objectivity there, Cole. Zack swings back and pops Landon with an elbow, stunning him for a moment. Another elbow and Landon's grasp is loosened. Two more completely frees Zack....but Landon pokes him in the eye! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Landon tries a punch of his own....but Zack ducks under it and fires off a jab! A jab! "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" A jab! (CROWD: "HOOO!") COLE Look at this! A jab! "HOOO!" A jab! "HOOO!" Zack blows a kiss to the crowd, sticks his foot in Landon's gut, and cracks him with an enziguri kick! "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" COLE Mama Said Knock You OUT by Zack! Think that wasn't a message from an old friend? Both men lie prone on the mat, both tired, both beaten, both trying to suck in that last bit of oxygen they need to finish the job. Zack rolls onto his back..... AND KIPS UP~! [b]"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"[/b] COACH Where is he [i]getting[/i] this from? COLE We are seeing a performance for the ages here tonight in Zack's hometown. Zack walks to the center of the ring and stands with his feet slightly spread, anxiously tapping his left foot on the mat, motioning at Landon and muttering for him to get his ass up. The crowd rises again, knowing and anticipating what's to come. COLE He's set. It's the bottom of the ninth and Big Papi Zack Malibu is set to hit a walk-off homer out of the park. Landon faces the outside as he pulls himself to his feet, working his jaw and shaking his head to try and clear it. Zack shuffles closer as Landon gets to one knee and moves to strike the second he gets to his feet with another SCHOOL'S OUT~! But Landon ducks....... Pitches Zack over the top rope........ CROWD :o BUT ZACK HOLDS ON TO THE ROPES!!! "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" The crowd once again exhales in relief as Zack hangs on to the middle and top ropes, his legs dangling mere feet off the floor. Landon, having launched into a premature celebration, turns when he doesn't hear the bell or his music and sees Zack hanging on for dear life. LANDON :angry: COLE Zack Malibu was INCHES away from being eliminated, but somehow managed to hang on and stop his fall! Landon walks over and leans out between the top and middle ropes to slug away on Zack's head and chest to try and loosen his grip and finally finish things off. COACH I don't know how Zack can fight back here! He lets go of the ropes and this is over! Zack absorbs Landon's blows while frantically trying to figure out a way out of this perdicament. [b]"LET'S GO ZACK!" "LET'S GO ZACK!" "LET'S GO ZACK!" "LET'S GO ZACK!"[/B] Landon lands another shot to the face.......BUT ZACK BITES HIS HAND! COLE He bit him! Landon recoils in pain and shakes his hand, but that only serves to make Maddix angry as he ducks back under the ropes and wraps the hand around Zack's throat......BUT ZACK LEANS OVER AND BITES LANDON'S FOREHEAD!!! "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Zack leans his head back and headbutts Landon hard, stunning him, and another headbutt is enough to knock him back through the ropes and to the mat. COACH It wasn't pretty, but that's the only way Zack could have fought back. COLE Now he has to get back into the ring. Zack tries to swing his legs over onto the apron, but he cannot get any leverage. He looks over his shoulder and sees Landon begin to stir again, so he does the only thing he can do: he lets his left hand (holding the top rope) slip down to the middle rope which allows him to reach and plant his right foot on the floor. COACH That's one foot! If the other touches, he's gone! COLE Zack's flirting with disaster here! If Landon recovers, all he has to do is push Zack's left leg to the floor and he's going to AngleMania! Landon staggers towards the ropes.....but Zack swings his left leg onto the apron and quickly brings his right leg up next to it just as Landon flings himself towards them. "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" COLE He's back up. COACH But he's not safe. Landon reaches over the top and pulls Zack up to his feet on the apron, throwing his arm over his head and hooking the tights. COLE Landon's going to suplex Zack to the floor! Landon pulls....but Zack blocks! [b]"ZACK! ZACK! ZACK! ZACK! ZACK!"[/b] Landon tries again.....but Zack blocks again, hooks Landon's tights, picks him up.....AND CROTCHES HIM ON THE TOP ROPE! "OOOOOOOHHHH!" COACH That's a hurt that's not going away soon. COLE Landon is incapacitated! Zack's got a shot! Zack steps back into the ring and, with one last burst, runs wobbily towards the ropes and flings himself into them to get a head of steam. He charges towards Landon Maddix, leaps, and simply throws his body into him, knocking Landon over....... [B]AND OUT!!!!!![/B] [B][I][size="5"]YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~![/B][/I][/size] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Final Elimination: Landon Maddix Time in ring: 19:34 Eliminated: Johnny Jax Eliminated by: Zack Malibu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]TEH WINN0R~!:[/b] Zack Malibu Time in ring: 13:34 Eliminated: Colombian Heat, Deon Black (co), Tha Puerto Rican, Landon Maddix ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE YES!!! HE DID IT!!!! ZACK MALIBU IS GOING TO ANGLEMANIA [i]AGAIN[/i]!!! COACH I can't believe it. I can't believe what I just saw in there. [i]Getting Away With Murder[/i] plays over the PA, but you can barely notice that or Howard Finkel's announcement over the deafening cheers as Charles Robinson enters the ring to check on a clearly spent Zack Malibu, who lays facefirst on the mat. Tears are visible in his eyes as he looks up at Robinson and nods. Robinson and another official help Zack to his feet and raise his arm in victory. COLE Zack Malibu has gone through hell over the past year and went through hell in that ring tonight, but right now, Zack Malibu has guaranteed himself another shot at the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship in Toronto. COACH Cole! I just realized what that means! If everything stays as it is... COLE That's right, that's going to be our AngleMania main event. COACH Oh...man. Candi, also in tears (but this time tears of joy) rushes to the ring to join her man. The couple embraces and shares a kiss in the middle of the Dunkin' Donuts Center. Candie asks if Zack is ok and Zack nods with a smile before they embrace again. There is not a fan sitting (or a dry eye) in the house as Zack and Candie acknowledge the crowd. COLE Well ladies and gentlemen, we thank you for joining us tonight for Anglepalooza. For Jonathan Coachman, I'm Michael Cole saying goodnight and we will see you at AngleMania VI! The camera closes in on Zack and Candie kissing again as one of the worst nights of Zack Malibu's life has turned into one of the greatest. Because he's going to AngleMania. [b]Fade to black[/b] Edited January 29, 2007 by KingPK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
