Tony149 0 Report post Posted January 24, 2007 [b]And now, the Anderson Cup [color="#FF8C00"]SPINEBUSTER OF THE WEEK[/color]~![/b] [quote]Moracca rakes the face of Pantera, then Mariachi comes in with a clothesline, taking both himself and Pantera over the top to the floor! COLE Mariachi and Pantera out to the floor! COACH And Pantera's hurt out there! Pantera reaches down for his knee in agony, as Morocca continues to hammer on Strutter in the ring. COLE And it's Pantera and Morocco the legal men! The referee starts to count Pantera on the floor. 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! Moracca floors Strutter with a clothesline! 5!!! Moracca scoops up Strutter, who slips behind the back... 6!!! ...delivers a foot to the gut... 7!!! ...and drills Moracca with the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!111 Cover... COLE Strutter got it, but he's not the legal man! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! COLE That's it! *DING DING DING* COACH You've got to be kidding me. Strutter slowly gets up, then slides out to check on his partner. BUFFER [i]The winners of the match as a result of a countout, advancing to the second round...LOS DIABLOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] COACH I don't believe this![/quote] Instead of going back live to the arena, we're treated to a clip from our syndicated program. An interview conducted by Tony Schiavone with THE ENTERPRISE at the [color="#FF0000"][b]OAOAST Wrestling[/b][/color] podium, a platinum backdrop with a shadowed figure performing the ankle lock on some poor soul smack in the center. In case you didn't believe it's a clip from OAOAST Syndicated, a graphic is superimposed on the lower left hand corner of the screen indicating so. [b]Courtesy: [color="#9932CC"]OAOAST Syndicated[/color][/b] SCHIAVONE As detailed on OAOAST.com, Team Canada's elimination from the Anderson Cup didn't just send shockwaves throughout the wrestling world but Wall Street as well. Enterprise stock plummeting as shareholders are left unsettled by the prospect of having to go through Los Diablos de Fuego in order to reach the finals, which will occur right here on this very program February 23rd, or wrap up the Anderson Cup and the automatic shot at the World tag team championship at AngleMania VI. However, before we can start thinking ahead, both Enterprise entrants will have to take care of business first. And it all begins Sunday night, January 28th at AnglePalooza, as the Beverly Hills Blonds finally take on Los Diablos de Fuego, whom they very well may meet again in the Conference Finals. MACKENZIE Say what you will about Moracca and Mariachi, and believe me, we do, but there's no denying their talent. Sure none of it is wrestling related, unlike my men, the hottest tag team in professional wrestling, but I have friends in the "business" who say their talent would turn them into international film stars. And stars they'll be seeing after Simon and Ned get done with them at AnglePalooza. SIMON Talk about luck. Team Canada had Los Diablos de Fuego beat. Go re-watch the end of that match if you have to. The black dude had Moracca pinned. SCHIAVONE The black dude? The man has a name and it's Felix Strutter. SIMON The name rings a bell but I can't... Ah, now I got it. The dude from the Odd Couple, right? SCHIAVONE No, that's Felix Unger. You don't even know the names of the men Theodore paid to eliminate Los Diablos de Fuego, do you? SIMON Don't blame me. I meet hundreds of people everyday. You can't expect me to remember all their names. And who said anything about paying off people to eliminate our competition? Who do you think we are, Microsoft? SCHIAVONE How quickly you people forget. SIMON You people?! Who's the racist now, huh? :P NED All this talk about possibly meeting Los Diablos de Fuego again in the Conference Finals is premature, which, by the way, is never a problem with the Beverly Hills Blonds, ladies. They got lucky. Plain and simple. A fluke win for a fluke tag team. But as the old saying goes, if you want something done right you better do it yourself. We're gonna do it all right, and in a physical fashion at AnglePalooza. Just not in the fashion Los Diablos have in their dreams. SCHIAVONE Many of great viewers have taken exception to the homophobic undertones found... NED (smiling) I know where you're going with this. So let me state for the record I'm not homophobic. I just don't like gay people. SCHIAVONE :huh: NED No, let me rephrase that! Gay luchadors. I don't like gay luchadors, or lesbians for that matter. SIMON Unless they're really hot lesbians. NED The man law of all man laws. Unless they're really hot. Like Jennifer Beals on the L Word hot. SIMON She's a manic, you know. NED Oh, you better believe it. I tapped that well for oil and hit a gusher! SCHIAVONE And these are the type of men you've choosen to align yourself with Theodore Moneymaker? THEODORE The best money can buy. And right now we're proving greed is good. The Enterprise 2 for 2 in Anderson Cup competition. Unfortunately things didn't go quite as planned with Team Canada. I'll give the Devils their due. They stood toe to toe with one of the premier tag teams in the sport, but in a match with high stakes and big money the referee should've used common sense when Ken got injured and allowed his partner to continue in his place. Had the referee shown some compassion, the Canadians win and talk of a Blonds-Diablos Anderson Cup showdown in null and void. But like promises and bones, hearts are meant to be broken. And anyone with their heart set on seeing the Blonds and Diablos in one of the Conference championships will be greatly disappointed. You can take THAT to the bank! MWUAHAHAHAHA!! Wright pats the briefcase and nods. SCHIAVONE What does he mean by that, Christian Wright? WRIGHT Nothing yourself and the world's population are not already well aware of Anthony Schiavone. The Enterprise have unlimited resources. Resources we offered to share with Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin in exchange for their #2 seeding in the Anderson Cup competition. Being the uneducated, collegiate only for their sporting prowess, simpletons that they are they declined our gentlemanly offer flat. Hmph! It's been stated by noted pheologists that there are but 3 certainties in life. Well as of today there is a fourth: never cross the Enterprise. Consider us the IRS, Moss and Benjamin, and we're coming to collect. With his trademark laugh booming from out of screen, Teddy wraps an arm around CW's shoulders. MONEYMAKER That's right. That's the kind of confidence, the kind of intensity, the kind of ruthless focus that I demand of those around me Schiavone. That's why this man right here is, as of right now, officially one of the thirty participants in the Lethal Rumble at AnglePalooza Sunday night. That's why I chose this man as The Enterprise's sole representative in that Lethal Rumble Match. We can afford, both literally and figuratively little man, to let Christian's eyes wander ever so slightly from watching Ned and Simon's back for this one night, to concentrate on outlasting those twenty-nine, nine-to-five nickel-n'-dimers who're looking to main event AngleMania. Well those men are dreamers. Christian Wright, ever since he joined up with myself, Mackenzie and The Beverly Hills Blonds... he's a [i]succeeder[/i]. And I've got full confidence that he'll do just that this Sunday. Succeed! To win the Lethal Rumble. And go on to AngleMania, to capture the OAOAST World Championship to go with those Tag Team Titles we've already got in our sights. SCHIAVONE Well, I'm sure Christian stands a very good chance. He's probably got a very favourable number... MONEYMAKER What's that supposed to mean, little man!? SCHIAVONE You said it yourself, you've got unlimited resource... WRIGHT Be silent, for it matters not what number of entrance yours truly acquires. All that shall matter is the end result. Christian Wright, Lethal Rumble victor in 2007! Wright gives a cold, hard look into the camera as he and the rest of the Enterprise exit stage right. SCHIAVONE Let's go up to the ring for more action. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
